What To Do If The Heroine Escapes From The Book Chapter 84

Published at 12th of June 2023 05:58:49 AM

The group members quickly sank Chu Ge with just one sentence: “Huh? Brother Chu, how do you know what Lady Qiu watched?”

Chu Ge: “…Can't I chat with her privately?”

The momentum of looking for trouble weakened by a hundredfold.

“Tsk, Brother Chu, you have ulterior motives, chatting privately with the female manager to watch what kind of videos, isn't that harassment?”

Chu Ge angrily retorted, “You guys sending her weird videos isn't harassment, but now I'm harassing her?”

“Brother Chu, you can go away, Qiu Qiu is mine.”

“Get lost, she's mine.”

“Qiu Qiu~ My Qiu Qiu~”

Chu Ge: “…”

The conversation took a sudden turn, and no one paid attention to what Chu Ge had asked earlier.

Chu Ge watched for a while, and his expression became somewhat peculiar. Now, everyone's daily chat was filled with screenshots of Qiu Wuji's usual conversations.

Qiu Wuji: “Why are there people begging for a ban? Afraid that I won't see it and specially mentioning me with @.”

Qiu Wuji: “You guys are really strange.”

Qiu Wuji: “I often feel out of place with you all because I'm not perverted enough.jpg”

Qiu Wuji: “Are you all masochists?”

Chu Ge's thoughts were overwhelmed by these chat screenshot stickers. Looking at the screenshots of Qiu Wuji one by one in the group, he unconsciously revealed a fond smile.

Even when you're not here, you're everywhere. You've invaded my life completely.

Forget it, why bother causing trouble. In the future, she'll naturally know the firmness and masculinity of the Creator God! Hmph.

Chu Ge closed the group chat and continued to look at her search history. He didn't want to play along with their silliness, or he would turn bad.

The early search history was “Can WeChat transfers be made without leaving any traces,” and that was the first one!

Then came “What should I do if the heroine escapes from the book?”

Followed by searches for recipes, videos, various trivia, and…

“What kind of relationship is it when a man and a woman live together?”

Chu Ge's lips curved with a smile once again.

“Is watching adult films considered being a pervert?”

Chu Ge burst out laughing.

“If I help him with work, laundry, and cooking, does that count as being independent?”

…

“Where to take out a girl for fun?”

“What does it mean when a man wants to take you out?”

…

“Is it normal to not have a period?”

“Huh?” Chu Ge sat up straight and carefully looked at this search.

This was a serious academic question!

Qiu Wuji had been here for two months, and she indeed hadn't had her period… well, not counting the kind of temperamental period.

Her body in this world was extraordinary. It was the body she had condensed, theoretically not even considered a real physical body, because her cultivation, especially her split soul, did not reach the level of creating a physical body out of thin air. So, in a sense, it could be considered a manifestation of illusion…

But she still got hungry and had secretions that needed to be washed, brushed, and so on. Everything was like a normal body, which Chu Ge had never quite understood, as per his own setting, it shouldn't be like this.

Could it be attributed to the uniqueness of being transported to this world?

Usually, he didn't think much about it, but now that he looked at it this way, since she gets hungry and has secretions, she should possess everything that a physical body should have, such as menstruation.

Not having a period is not a trivial matter! Does it mean she can or cannot conceive?

Chu Ge browsed through the answers very seriously.

“Hello, it is normal to have no menstruation during menopause.”

“Pfft!” Chu Ge almost burst out laughing.

He could almost imagine the expression of anger and frustration on Qiu Wuji's face when she searched for this information. Her little face must have turned red, and she probably looked like she wanted to slap someone through the internet.

After laughing, he fell into deep thought again.

If this setting was true, could it mean that they couldn't have children together?

Was Chu Muqiu and the dream of a house in a good school district just a beautiful fantasy?

Well, it didn't matter. If they couldn't have children, they couldn't.

If they really wanted to, they could explore it when they met in person. A mere split soul couldn't determine anything.

He continued to look at the other searches:

“He spends a lot of time writing his book, doesn't talk to me much, and I feel that this state is very peaceful and pleasant, but also a bit annoyed. What's wrong?”

Clearly, Baidu wouldn't have an answer to this. Unless she went to a forum to ask.

It was obvious that Qiu Wuji didn't find any useful information in her search.

But Chu Ge found himself falling into deep thought again.

So… is this the real reason why you suddenly said you wanted to write a book?

To make me talk more and experience my professional situation? Would she be slightly annoyed if I didn't talk to her?

Chu Ge stared blankly and, unconsciously, a smile appeared on his lips once again.

……………

In the world of the book.

Qiu Wuji had long forgotten that she had searched for this. The original reason for wanting to write a book was no longer important. The current Qiu Wuji felt very embarrassed! Very embarrassed!

She had worked hard to write ten thousand words, and her work didn't even pass the stage of being accepted into the database! It didn't meet the standards, so she had to try harder!

It was a great shame, and the Sect Master was angry.

You web novel writers think you're so great, but novels are derived from the ancient tradition of storytelling and other forms of literature. Here I am, doing the work of your ancestors!

Qiu Wuji's true self was currently in a small meeting with the high-level members of her own sect. The split soul returned from outside with an inflated expression and merged back with the true self in a flash.

The Sect Master, who was arranging work with a serious demeanor, suddenly had an pouting expression. The elders in the room watched this change in astonishment, speechless.

Where did she suffer in her soul wandering journey?

Someone solemnly said, “Does the Sect Master need us to find a place for you?”

“Huh?” Qiu Wuji reacted, wondering what place they were talking about. She coughed twice and quickly put on a serious expression. “Carry out the tasks I just assigned. I will be away for a while.”

An elder advised, “Sect Master, there are many important matters recently. We need the Sect Master to stay and oversee things.”

“I'll be back soon. The Immortal Mountain of Old Master Kuzhai is not far from here.”

“Uh, why is the Sect Master looking for that sour Confucian scholar? We have no dealings with their faction.”

“This seat is going to publish a book!”

“???”

Qiu Wuji's true self, the one who embarked on the journey, arrived at the distant Kuzhai Immortal Mountain not long after, thousands of miles away.

She hovered in the air and looked down at the ink pool below. Suddenly, she thought that it would be interesting to ride slowly on the back seat of a bicycle on the way back home.

Bah, why am I thinking about that? She took a deep breath. “Where is Old Master Kuzhai? Qiu Wuji of the Cloud Horizon Sect, pays respects!”

The entire mountain trembled.

The way of the book was not thriving in this world, and its limits were low. Qiu Wuji was a formidable cultivator at the Crossing Tribulation stage. She was a big shot capable of annihilating sects. To personally come and pay respects to the mountain was the most significant event in a thousand years for the mountain!

The atmosphere on the immortal mountain was incredibly solemn. They secretly activated the mountain guarding formation while Old Master Kuzhai, with a forced smile, approached the gate with a brush in hand. “Sect Master Qiu, your esteemed presence is an honor for this humble old man. I'm not sure how I can be of service…”

“I want to write a book, and I know you have many disciples and descendants in the mortal realm. Help me publish the book and distribute it in various countries!”

The old man almost dropped the brush in his hand.

What are you trying to do?

Even if you want to write something, shouldn't it be a decree of immortal cultivation, spreading across the various sects, and initiating a grand battle between righteousness and evil that shakes the heavens? And you're telling me about writing a book and distributing it in the mortal realm!

The old man trembled as he confirmed once again, “Sect Master Qiu, the book you want to write… Is it a collection of stories from the mortal realm? Wh-what kind of stories?”

“A story about a female warrior slaying demons and evil spirits, and, um, there's also a male protagonist supporting each other. Isn't it a classic storyline?” Qiu Wuji asked him with some anticipation.

The old man fell into silence.

Classic storylines are indeed popular among many idle folks in the mortal realm, and who knows, maybe even young ladies would enjoy them.

But you are Qiu Wuji, the prestigious Sect Master of the Cloud Horizon Sect!

What has happened to this world? Did the creator suddenly go insane?

Chapter end