Vulgar Master Chapter 6

Whether it's a blacksmith or not, Zhou Bawa doesn't need to think about it for the time being. Because of the character's death, he likes to mention eight hours of physical punishment.

This game is full of maliciousness. It doesn't want you to play more for a minute. You can suddenly die while walking. If you die, you can't play for eight hours. ?

However, it fits the background story quite well. The player plays the role of a grain eater, a person who bears the curse of being banished and spurned by the world. Thinking about it, they feel malicious in this land, which is too human.

In this seemingly absurd game world, the front and back logic is unexpectedly correct, it's almost like the real thing.

Zhou Bawa quit the game. It was morning, and it happened that he had to go to class during the day. For eight hours, he continued to play in the afternoon, and then he played until he died. He rested for one night, and could play again the next morning, forming a cycle, and the time allocation was just right.

Mobile games are better than mobile games. The limited game time is fragmented, so you don't need to delay your daily life, and you don't have to worry about your progress and not being able to keep up with serious players. The physical punishment is there. Everyone's game time is the same. , all beings are equal.

Looking at the time, there was a shout in the dormitory that the class was over. Zhou Bawa took the book out of the dormitory and headed to the classroom. On the way, he counted the gains from the morning game in his mind.

The right to use the shrine, this is definitely not brought to real life. In reality, there is no shrine for you to transmit. This is the ability used in the game.

Although it is only the raw material, it can also be taken out, but Zhou Bawa took a look at it and put it back immediately.

You want to follow the description in the game text, what is this thing, the remnants of the body tissue buried in the ground and fermented for an unknown number of years, you can imagine how disgusting it is.

That smell, I thought it was releasing a biological weapon.

Absolutely, Zhou Bawa will never take out this thing again, let's wait until it is processed into a stamina bottle.

The two rewards from this game have relatively little impact on reality. They are things that are specially used in the game. They are far inferior to the previous kitchen pendant and qi technique, which can exert a lot of influence in reality.

Because of the pendant of Lord Kitchen, Zhou Bawa now opens WeChat every day, and it is full of news. People who haven't been in contact with him for so many years come to him, and there are all kinds of strangers.

Dr. Little Chrysanthemum: Are you still troubled by constipation, blood in the stool, itching and hemorrhoids? The Big Iron Stick Anorectal Hospital welcomes you.

Brother Jie: It cost 60,000 knives to fight Xixi, and you are the only one left, what? who I am? It doesn't matter, as long as you cut a knife for me, you are my brother.

Small campus loan: no credit investigation, no mortgage, take a photo with an ID card, and loan in 3 minutes.

Film seller: Brother, do you want a film? 5 yuan 600T seeds, you are not alone tonight.

Zhou Bawa now opens the WeChat "Request to add friends" background, and you can see a group of monsters and monsters.

However, he is not good at preventing harassment, because he tried, and then the phone was blown up, and he couldn't escape.

The innate effect of the Stove Lord's pendant is so terrifying.

In general, it is currently a state with the least compromise, let the background ring, he just doesn't look at it.

Of course, there are some things that can't be avoided. For example, Zhou Bawa finished class this morning and was about to go to the cafeteria to eat when he saw his roommate Lao Zhang was sweating and hurried over.

Old Zhang, Zhang Tianhan, yesterday's saucy 0 who wanted shredded pork with green peppers, no green peppers, no shredded pork, no rice, Zhou Bawa was the fifth of the four kings in their dormitory.

There are six people in their dormitory. Except for the ordinary Zhou Bawa, the other five are all talented and talented. Zhou Bawa often laments that he has dragged down the whole dormitory. One bedroom for five gods.

Lao Zhang is the weakest of the Four Heavenly Kings. His record is that he lost a card game in the dormitory in his freshman year and was punished by women's clothing. Since then, he has been out of control. He profoundly explains what is meant by women's clothing only zero and countless times.

Now he is the man with "the most full wardrobe and the most pink clothes" in the whole bedroom, known as Zhang Sao Ling.

"Lao Zhou, help."

Zhang Sao Ling trotted all the way over, the one who ran was called a sweaty man, and the one who was so charming.

Some of the boys next to him were stunned, thinking which class of pretty girl is this wearing a small skirt? As a result, people are stupid when they say it, why is this beautiful girl's voice so thick? By North! It looks like a man!

If nothing else, Lao Zhang's natural condition is really good, his bones are light and thin, his skin is thin, and his skin is white. Otherwise, the dormitory wouldn't have negotiated to deceive him in women's clothing. Who would want to see women's clothing with a hairy-legged man? Of course, it depends on cute boys.

In the end, I didn't expect to make a sin, and I couldn't go back, so I said to be alert to the new type of dormitory fraud trap, and boys who are single must learn to protect themselves.

Zhou Bawa watched Zhang Sao Ling running without brakes, and quickly reached out to give him an emergency brake: "If you have something to say, stand there and say it."

Just kidding, he doesn't want to die, he wants to be the object of discussion among elementary school girls, not the object of CP.

Zhang Saoling took Zhou Bawa's arm and said anxiously as he walked out: "Oh, don't waste time, Lao Zhou, help me find it, I lost my bicycle."

"I lost my bicycle? When was it lost?"

Zhou Bawa followed him out. There were six people in the dormitory, but Zhang Xiaogong held a bicycle. He bought it with his own money, and he made money from exhibiting as a cosplayer for women's clothing.

"I don't know, it must have just been lost. I rode my bike to the teaching building in the morning and went to the carport to pick up the car. I found that the car was gone and the locks were broken."

Zhou Bawa followed Lao Zhang to the carport. He was late, and there was only a bicycle lock with a broken chain left.

"What should I do, Lao Zhou, I also promised Jing Wen to take her to Binjiang Road for hot pot at noon today."

Zhang Sao Ling said anxiously, Wu Jingwen, is Zhang Sao Ling's girlfriend... That's right, don't look at them screaming every day, but they are the only ones who have a girlfriend among the six people in the bedroom.

"I'll lend you some money, let's take a taxi first."

Zhou Bawa transferred 50 yuan to Lao Zhang through WeChat. He knew that Lao Zhang was not rich, otherwise he wouldn't be able to make money by cosplaying in women's clothing. It's not easy to talk to a girlfriend in college. Going out to play with this bike will save him money. Pay less for taxis.

"Old Zhou..." Zhang Sao Ling felt a little embarrassed.

"Remember to pay me back next month, and I can urge you to pay."

When Zhou Bawa said this, it wasn't that he was so short of money, but that he took care of Lao Zhang's self-esteem.

"Okay, you have to go beforehand, don't let your partner wait in a hurry, I will help you go to the school security room to ask about the bicycle, and adjust the surveillance video to see."

"Old Zhou, you are the best to me." Zhang Saoling looked at Zhou Bawa with peach blossoms in his eyes and said, "But I have to remind you that it is impossible for us."

"You want to sacrifice your personal self, fulfill your big self, and give us a few guaranteed places for the entire dormitory, right?"

Zhou Bawa gave this scheming Sao 0 a kick by raising his leg, telling him to get out of the way.

Jokes aside, Zhang Sao thanked Zhou Bawa for taking a step forward. The two are really good buddies who can help each other out when something happens.

Zhou Bawa went to the security room, explained the situation, and followed the security to watch the surveillance video. After watching it, the security was a little confused.

On the surveillance video, no one was in the carport at that time, and the video footage jumped. The bicycle that was still there in the first second disappeared out of thin air the next second.

"Is this surveillance video broken?"

Zhou Bawa was a bit bizarre looking at the video. Of course, the video itself is also a bit of a problem. The video during this time period is not clear, and the snowflakes are constantly flashing and dropping frames, but it is not clear that the bicycle suddenly disappeared. where.

"Call the police, that car is quite expensive."

Zhou Bawa saw that things were going weird, and the security guard didn't know what to do, so he spoke out first.

"This... things haven't been figured out yet..."

The security guard was a little hesitant. After all, it was too sensitive to call the police. It was just throwing a bicycle. There was no need to make such a big noise in the school.

Zhou Bawai saw the security guard's face, and knew that the other party wanted to deal with it perfunctorily, and that Sao Ling's bicycle should not be retrieved.

"What if the person who stole the car is an off-campus person, what if the other party doesn't just steal the car, what if it is a dangerous person, the carport is not far from the girls' dormitory."

Zhou Bawa did not do anything useless and said how important the car is, but subtly poked at another pain point.

This really worked. The security guard was a little frightened by Zhou Bawa's alarmism and said, "Wait a minute, I have to call the principal and ask."

"Hey, Yaoyao Zero, there's a big robbery in Bencheng..."

Zhou Bawa's phone number has already been called. He knows that if the security guard asks the principal, he will definitely not call the police.

"Alas! You!" The security couldn't stop him, so he could only quickly call the principal.

Zhou Bawa called the police to explain the situation. The other party said that the police would be here in a while, and told him to wait there.

"Which class are you from, report the name of the next class student number."

The security guard came over and asked angrily with the phone. It was obviously the principal on the other end of the phone.

Zhou Bawa didn't hide it. He reported the name of the class, but he didn't feel the need to hide it. He didn't do anything wrong, he just sat up straight.

After a while, messages began to be sent from WeChat. It was a counselor. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com asked him what was going on. Apparently, the principal found the counselor, and Zhou Bawa gave a truthful explanation of the situation.

After listening to the counselor, he said that he was so impulsive and tactful. Isn't this causing trouble for the school and trouble for himself? Let Zhou Bawa stay in place and don't move. He comes over now, and he will be better and admit his mistake later, but Don't get punished.

Zhou Bawa scratched his head, you said that in this case, you have lost your belongings, and if you want to get them back, you have to admit your mistake.

Of course, he doesn't care.

However, Zhou Bawa doesn't care, some people can't bear it, and someone sent a message on WeChat.

Minister Ran: What did you stab at?

Head of the Student Union's Outreach Department, candidate for the next Student Union President, Ben Cheng's big inner volume king, Ran Qiuran's network of contacts, well-informed, the school is just like her family's opening, Zhou Bawa just had something wrong here, she's there Just know.

Zhou Bawa didn't want to return, but was chained to death.

Minister Ran: Don't pretend to be dead.

Minister Ran: I know you saw it.

Minister Ran: You want me to go there in person during my busy schedule?

Zhou Bawa: It's okay, I got into a little trouble, write a review, be sincere, and you should be fine.

Minister Ran: Who asked you to write a review?

Minister Ran: Forget it, I can't even ask you a fart.

After Ran Qiuran sent the news, he disappeared, but after a while, the security guard answered a call, saying that it was all right, and asked him to follow Zhou Bawa to cooperate with the police to check the scene and try to find the stolen bicycle as soon as possible.

Zhou Bawa's WeChat rang again, and this time it was replaced.

Counselor: ? ? ? ? ? what are you doing?

Zhou Bawa: I don't know (Innocent Spreading Hands.jpg)

Chapter end