Universe's Ultimate BOSS
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Chapter 202: Chapter 202 Assassin's Trump Card
“Fine, if you want to be tormented, I'll grant your wish.”
Wang Hao stepped forward, took the Astronomical Stone from Guo Yunzi's hand, and then handed it to Little White.
At this moment, everyone looked as if they had seen a ghost, staring at Little White on Wang Hao's shoulder. This rabbit had just spoken!?
In their understanding, a demon beast was a demon beast, and even those high-level, high-intelligence demon beasts didn't have records of speaking human language unless they were cosmic Saint Beasts or Divine Beasts.
But now, a rabbit with only the strength of a Martial Master was speaking human language. Could this rabbit be some sort of Divine Beast's descendant!?
Le Xuan and others' hearts skipped a beat, sensing trouble ahead. If someone took an interest in Little White, wouldn't that bring unnecessary trouble!?
“What are you staring at? A bunch of yokels, have you never seen a rogue rabbit?” Wang Hao gave everyone a disdainful middle finger.
“Rogue rabbit!?”
Everyone was instantly puzzled. What kind of Divine Beast was this!?
Sensing Wang Hao's thoughts, Little White immediately wagged its long ears, wiggled its little bum, and waved its short furry paws, “I am the Universal Super Invincible Rogue Rabbit, Mommy says I'm very well-behaved, just a bit naughty and a bit violent…”
Seeing this, all the girls in the crowd had hearts twinkling in their eyes, utterly adorable and charming!
Not only could it talk, but it could also sing and dance, truly the ideal pet in their minds, especially this song—it was so cheeky, exactly what you'd expect from a rogue rabbit, they all wanted one so badly.
Le Xuan and others' faces turned dark. Following Wang Hao really did teach Little White bad habits; it was even singing Brother Huang.
After singing a few lines, Little White suddenly stopped, feeling the gazes from the group of girls, as if they wanted to gobble him up.
Seeing this, Little White got scared and dove straight into Wang Hao's clothes, not daring to come out anymore.
This made the group of girls even more excited. They quickly approached and encircled Wang Hao.
“Hey handsome, how much for your rabbit!?”
“Handsome, name your price, sister promises you'll be satisfied.”
“If handsome feels awkward naming a price, then come over to sister's house, we can talk it over slowly.”
“……”
Wang Hao looked warily at the group of girls, “The rabbit is not for sale, and you can forget about tricking this innocent boy back home for the naughty stuff.”
As soon as he finished speaking, a huge “Damn” emerged in the girls' minds. Now he starts playing innocent? Who was the one flirting like an old hand when reciting risqué poetry just now?
Le Xuan glanced at Yiling Zhao not far away and immediately understood why Wang Hao suddenly started playing innocent. Compared to these vulgar flirts, a stunning beauty like Yiling Zhao was more his type.
“Cough, cough, kids, it's getting late, and this little guy and I still have a duel of words. After our match, you guys can do whatever you want!” Guo Yunzi couldn't stand it anymore and spoke up.
Seeing Guo Yunzi speak up, the girls didn't dare to delay any longer and quickly dispersed.
“Hurry it up, old man, don't waste my time,” Wang Hao said impatiently.
“You little rascal, so disrespectful. Well then, let this old man throw you a tough one to test you,” Guo Yunzi huffed and then softly recited, “My birthday is coming soon, so here goes… my opening phrase is: ‘Blessings as vast as the East Sea, the vast sea, a great elder, longevity and prosperity, clothed and fed well, eating delicious cuisine, ranked among the three platforms, enjoying glory and riches, illustrious guests ought to come early, coming is only proper, it's only natural!'”
Everyone present furrowed their brows, deeply contemplating this couplet.
Seeing this, Guo Yunzi stroked his beard and smiled, pleased to finally gain back some control. Although he had lost the previous rounds somewhat unfairly, this round was beyond doubt.
“Old man, this is your tough question!?” Wang Hao curled his lip and said, “My reply is: ‘Life as enduring as the South Mountain, the mountain does not age, a reverend elder, with the heart of a beast, not so kind-hearted, quite the tortoise mutt, eventually will die, die without a burial place, no foundation laid, don't come before that, coming afterwards will be too late.'”
“You, you…” Guo Yunzi was furious, jumping with rage—this rascal dared to call him a tortoise mutt with no burial place after death.
“What ‘you, you'? Am I not spot on?” Wang Hao glanced at Guo Yunzi, full of disdain.
Everyone around twitched, not sure what to say—it was indeed a properly matched couplet, and they felt an urge to applaud.
But if they did, what would they say about Guo Yunzi? Could they really say he was a tortoise mutt!
“Grandpa, are you alright!?” Duoduo glared at Wang Hao, then turned to care for Guo Yunzi.
“Grandpa is fine!” Guo Yunzi waved his hand, then came up with the next verse, “The white goose's yellow has not yet faded completely, and they don't realize the sky is high and the earth is thick!”
Wang Hao gave a cold smile, playing this game with him, this old guy was still too green, “The turtle shell has already been polished smooth, truly a crafty and cunning old fox!”
Everyone present looked at Wang Hao with admiration; this guy really dared to say it!
The previous verse insulted Guo Yunzi as a turtle hybrid; this verse again insulted Guo Yunzi saying his turtle shell has fallen off. Damn, how could this guy be so wicked!?
Ling Xiao and others covered their heads with their hands, feeling a headache coming on. To think that the verses could turn out like this with Wang Hao, unbelievable!
Guo Yunzi huffed, “Rice, wheat, and other grains, these hybrids, which one is a gentleman!”
Without thinking, Wang Hao replied, “Classics, changes, rites, annals, many scriptures: why bother asking Confucius!”
Guo Yunzi, “Two monkeys cut wood in the mountains, ask the little monkey how to saw.”
Wang Hao, “A horse stuck in the mud, see how the old beast gets out!”
Guo Yunzi, “Cicadas know not snow, ants achieve their goals, when will the villains resign!”
Wang Hao, “Ants climb sophoras, beetles shake trees, fools vainly claim supremacy!”
Guo Yunzi, “Filial piety, brotherhood, loyalty, etiquette, integrity (shameless)”
Wang Hao, “One two three four five six seven (bastard)”
…
Watching the two exchanging barbs, everyone present completely worshiped them. Such a battle of verses was indeed a rare sight in this world.
Guo Yunzi's look towards Wang Hao changed; this young man could actually argue with him to this extent, remarkable indeed. It seemed he had to pull out his trump card.
“Kid, I've got a modern-style verse; dare you try it?” Guo Yunzi gave Wang Hao a challenging look.
Wang Hao curled his lips, “Bring it on!”
Guo Yunzi glared at Wang Hao, “Listen up, I can tower-dive and feed.”
Wang Hao was startled, “You play League of Legends too!?”
Guo Yunzi laughed proudly, “I always stay at the forefront of fashion.”
Wang Hao gave Guo Yunzi a look of disdain, “Fashion my ass, clearly a disaster. Listen up, I can idle and trash-talk teammates.”
Guo Yunzi's smile disappeared, becoming stern, “Didn't expect to meet another disaster. Listen up, I can solo face five.”
Wang Hao looked disdainful, “I can wait for a six-minute surrender.”
“I can save enemies with flying kicks.”
“I can block teammates with walls.”
“When I'm passive, people won't see me for a hundred years.”
“When I'm active, I carry enemies to glory.”
“I bravely flash to give first blood.”
“I never look back when selling out teammates.”
“Ride the wind!”
“Upon adversarial winds, surrender!”
“Ask how much sorrow one can have.”
“Five players, four trolls, six-minute surrender.”
“…..”
Everyone was completely flabbergasted. Weren't they supposed to be exchanging verses? But how did the style of this old and young pair change so rapidly, turning into a contest of who could be more of a nuisance? Indeed, there are all sorts of birds in a vast forest.
Chapter end
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