This Star is Legal But Sick Chapter 741

Chapter 741 This movie has a high artistic content (including the plot of the movie)

Xiao Xu's head is buzzing now.

It turns out you can still play like this!

The rabbit you are talking about is a blue rabbit!

There is nothing we can do about it, Xu Ye is right.

You can't say that the blue rabbit is not a rabbit. Isn't that what the blue rabbit calls the rainbow cat?

Xiao Xu reluctantly transferred a hundred yuan to Xu Ye and said, "I don't accept it, let's continue!"

This time it was Xu Ye who presented the topic.

“What does the animal sound like? Snake!”

Xiao Xu began to think quickly, but it was too late.

Xu Ye said helplessly: "As you wish, as you wish, according to my will, the spirit will appear quickly."

Xiao Xu was stunned again.

　Why did you go to "Calabash Brothers"?

“I'm not convinced, come again!”

Xu Ye smiled and said, "Okay, I'll give you a simple one this time."

The game started again, Xu Ye said: "What do animals call them, sheep."

Xiao Xu immediately entered a state of thinking.

It's just that after thinking for a long time, she couldn't think of any cartoon with the sound of sheep. There is no “Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf” in this world.

Xu Ye said: "Let's transfer the money."

Xiao Xu slapped Xu Ye and said angrily: "Then tell me, how does the sheep meow?"

Xu Ye: “Yeah.”

Xiao Xu opened his mouth wide and fell into thought.

She thinks too much!

The sound of the sheep is bleating!

Xiao Xu immediately activated her skill, Mengmei Wangbaquan, also known as Gangster Exciting Fist, and punched and kicked Xu Ye.

After venting for a while, Xiao Xu was still unconvinced and said confidently: "Continue, there is no way I will lose this time!"

After the two clapped their hands again, Xu Ye said: "What do animals call, Xu Nanjia."

Xiao Xu seemed to have thought of something, a blush appeared on her pretty face, and she said angrily: "It's not like you haven't heard of it before."

While Xu Ye and his two were wasting their time, Shen Xinning and her group had already arrived at the cinema.

On the first day of the Lunar New Year, there were many people in the cinema.

　　When Xu Yunqi bought milk tea, he also bought a cup for Shen Heguang. This old man liked this one.

Shen Heguang doesn't have any airs. He usually likes to eat and drink, listen to pop music, watch short videos, and keep up with the trends of the times.

He also likes to drink things that young people drink like milk tea.

Shen Heguang took a sip of milk tea and said, "This tastes good."

After a group of people entered the cinema and sat down, Shen and Guang would pick up their cups and take a sip from time to time.

There are quite a lot of people in the cinema.

The early publicity work for "Let the Bullets Fly" was very sufficient. The three leading actors were able to pull off all the stunts. During the later stage of publicity, Zhou Kaiwen and others were also busy.

In the end, the movie's pre-sale box office alone was already 170 million.

The pre-sale box office of "The Return of the Great Sage" is also tens of millions.

There are still many parents who take their children to watch movies in the cinema during the Spring Festival.

Not long after, the lights in the theater were turned off and the movie officially started on the big screen.

After the credits ended, a song sounded.

“Outside the pavilion, beside the ancient road, the green grass reaches the sky~”

“The evening wind blows the willow flute and the sound of the willow flute fades, and the sun sets outside the mountains~”

　In the midst of the song, an eagle flew up into the sky along the cliff.

Liu Zi tilted his head and put his left ear on the railway track to listen to the sound.

He turned around and found that the movement was coming from behind him.

“At the end of the sky, at the corner of the sea, there are only a few close friends~”

“A pot of turbid wine is all that's left to enjoy, don't sleep in the cold tonight~”

　In the midst of the singing, the whistle of the train sounded, but the moving train was not driven by steam, but by ten horses pulling the car.

Seeing this scene, some people in the theater were already laughing.

Horse trains, this is so funny.

The scene shifted to the train, where Mabond, the real Mr. Tang, and the county magistrate's wife were holding red wine glasses, eating hot pot and singing songs.

“At the end of the sky, at the corner of the sea, there are only a few close friends~”

“A pot of turbid wine is all that's left to enjoy, the setting sun is outside the mountains~”

When hearing this, Shen and Guang discovered a detail.

“The lyrics are wrong.” He said in his heart.

The lyrics of this song seemed to him to be very well written, and he was already memorizing them carefully as soon as the song started playing.

The lyrics are so beautiful that he plans to wait until the movie is over to search for this song online and listen to it.

　　He has memorized a few short lyrics.

So he could clearly tell that what these three people sang was different from the last line sung by the female voice in the opening credits.

"It should be "Don't Meng Han Tonight", and it should be sung as "Sunset Mountain Waishan". Is it deliberately wrong, or is the lyrics just like this?"

Shen and Guang didn't think any more and continued to look down.

Three actors were sitting on a train, eating hot pot and drinking red wine from goblets. They looked elegant, but the train was actually pulled by horses.

There is a sense of absurdity to the whole process.

The dialogue between the three people is also very in-depth.

The scene changed and they came to the mountain. Zhang Mazi fired seven shots in a row.

Liuzi said: "I missed it."

Zhang Mazi said calmly: "Let the bullets fly for a while."

As soon as this line came out, it just felt full of force.

Shen Heguang originally watched this movie as a comedy, but after hearing this sentence, his expression changed.

He put down the milk tea and his eyes became serious.

The lines in this movie are very meaningful.

At this moment, background music sounded.

The name of this piece of music is "The Sun Also Rises".

When Shen Heguang listened to this music, he always felt that there seemed to be some magic in the music that could arouse his emotions.

“It's also a good song.”

　　The movie has only started for three minutes, and Shen and Guang have already praised it several times in succession.

He himself is quite knowledgeable about movies, and there is no movie that he can praise so highly.

At the end, the reins of the ten horses pulling the train broke. The train hit the axe, turned over in the air, and fell into the lake.

On the big screen, the four characters "Let the Bullets Fly" appeared.

The scene just now has impressed many viewers.

Movies are the art of light, shadow and sound. The various scenes in the movie just now perfectly demonstrated to the audience what art is!

Shen Xinning smiled and said, "Xiao Ye's movie is really good."

Xu Baifeng also nodded slightly and said: "It's indeed very good."

Xu Yunqi didn't see this. He had seen the trailer of "Let the Bullets Fly" and knew what the story was about. He just thought Zhang Mazi was really handsome when he appeared!

As soon as the scene changed, Zhang Mazi turned on the alarm clock and placed it next to Mabond.

The alarm clock keeps clicking.

Mabond was so frightened that he cried loudly.

Zhang Mazi said calmly: "Crying, crying counts as time."

Mabond's expression immediately returned to normal, and it was obvious that it was just an act.

Then a conversation between Zhang Mazi and Master Tang began.

　　The two people can speak without a word of nonsense in their lines, and they sound very comfortable.

Mabondang was originally the county magistrate, but he told Zhang Mazi that he was the master.

The two of them agreed to go to Goose City to make money together.

At the end, Zhang Mazi said: "Those brothers of yours who were drowned were given to me for use."

Mr. Tang was puzzled and said: "Yes, yes, they deserve to die for bullying men and women. No, what's the use of dying?"

Zhang Mazi smiled and said: "Dead people are sometimes more useful than living people."

　　Many viewers said yes in their hearts after hearing this line.

The lines in "Let the Bullets Fly" are so classic, it can be said that there is not a single nonsense word in the entire movie.

This kind of in-depth lines can also attract a group of audiences.

Zhou Kaiwen and You Jun's acting skills are also superb.

On the way to Echeng, Zhang Mazi chatted with the county magistrate's wife.

The county magistrate's wife made people tingle just by her voice. It was obvious that she was not an ordinary woman.

How can an ordinary woman not panic at all when seeing a gangster?

Zhang Mazi asked loudly: "Master, what is the most important thing about being a husband and wife?"

Master Tang said in a tearful tone: "Love!"

“Can't hear you, say it again!”

Master Tang shouted loudly: "Love!" All the audience in the theater laughed.

The hat on Mr. Tang's head is a bit green.

Later, the master took the opportunity to escape, but was caught back by the second brother.

Master has no plans to go to Echeng with Zhang Mazi to make money.

Zhang Mazi didn't pay attention to this matter at all, but asked: "Master, what is the most important thing about being a county magistrate?"

This time the master shouted: "Patience!"

It is addressed to Zhang Mazi, and it seems to be addressed to myself.

After the group arrived outside Goose City, there was already a performance group beating gongs and drums at the city gate to welcome them.

There is a wanted notice for Zhang Mazi on the city wall. The person in the painting and the real Zhang Mazi are not the same person at all.

The welcome ceremony is over and Mr. Huang arrives.

The person who came was not Huang Silang at all. There was only Huang Silang's hat in the sedan.

Hats, courtesy, and welcome to the county magistrate!

Hu Wan and Wu Zhichong said they were polite, but they were not polite at all in their actions.

Huang Silang gave Zhang Mazi a warning when he came up.

Zhang Mazi said calmly: "The person who came here is not a good person."

On the watchtower, Huang Silang was looking at Zhang Mazi with a telescope.

Here, Huang Silang's stand-in was also brought out.

Huang Silang said to the stand-in: "Take a few steps and you will be like a tiger, you will be like a tiger, you will be a thousand miles away, you will be like a lifetime ago."

Wang Dongfeng, who plays Huang Silang, plays two roles, performing two completely different styles.

The whole process is also very funny.

The scene changed, and the soldiers who were escorting the county magistrate in the car were disguised as bandits and were shot to death by the county magistrate in public.

Master Tang shouted: "The county magistrate is here, there is peace in Goose City! The county magistrate is here, there will be blue sky!"

Zhang Mazi took the lead in applauding. He turned around and saw Huang Silang who was looking at him with a telescope, and pointed with his finger.

Huang Silang said coldly: "You are showing your domineering attitude and seeking death!"

Hu Qian on the side said: "You just opened fire as soon as you entered the city. Isn't this something that can be sent away with 28 shots? It's a pre-emptive strike?"

Huang Silang raised his hand and said, "Don't worry, just play with him."

When the scene changed again, Zhang Mazi said with a serious face: "Madam, brother, I am only robbing wealth, not sex. We share the same bed, but do not get into each other. There is a gun here. If you are a brother, I..."

When speaking of this, the audience saw Zhang Mazi's hand on the chest of the county magistrate's wife.

Laughter came from the theater again.

“You kid, put your hands down and talk!”

“I almost believed you!”

“Talking nonsense seriously!”

Xu Yunqi was a little embarrassed.

I would like to ask, what should I do if I see such a scene with my elders in the family?

Zhang Mazi continued: "If you offend my wife, you can kill me at any time."

Zhang Mazi raised his left hand to take the gun and put it next to his wife. As a result, he switched to his right hand and continued to touch her chest.

You still say you have no idea?

"If my wife has any request, brother, I will never refuse."

While speaking, Zhang Mazi's hand never left his wife's chest.

　　　Madam moved but said nothing. When both of them were lying on the bed, Madam said: "A couple's kindness lasts a hundred days."

As soon as these words came out, Zhang Mazi also knew what they meant, and he got into his wife's bed.

Mrs. 　　 laughed: "Anyway, I just want to be the county magistrate's wife. I don't care who is the county magistrate."

Madam raised her hand and patted Zhang Mazi's face and said, "Brother, you're welcome."

“Am I welcome?”

“You're welcome.”

“Is that polite?”

“You're too polite.”

“How can I be so rude?”

At the critical moment, the picture changes again.

The pace of the whole movie is fast, and there is no waste of time on meaningless plots.

Do you think there will be a **** scene next?

Not at all.

Some male viewers were a little regretful, "Why don't we continue the show? I spent money to buy movie tickets."

Up to now, the audience only thinks that this is an action comedy, telling the story of the conflagration between the fake county magistrate and Huang Silang.

The master was stunned and shouted: "It's too late! The previous county magistrates have postponed the taxation of Echeng to 90 years later, which is the year 2010 in the Western calendar. We are in the wrong place."

The audience laughed again after hearing this sentence.

This tax is too harsh.

Zhang Mazi took off his hat and walked in: "I think this place is good."

For the following lines, please recite them in full.

Master Tang said: "The people have become poor, and there is no oil or water to squeeze out."

Zhang Mazi said calmly: "I never wanted to scrape the poor man's money."

“Whose money are you going to take from the poor guy?”

“Whoever has the money earns it.”

As soon as Zhang Mazi said these words, Shen Heguang raised his eyebrows.

This line is so daring to write!

But isn't that the fact? Every time there is trouble, a large number of people will suffer.

They are at the bottom of society and the most bullied.

What you earn is your money!

Master Tang started communicating with Zhang Mazi again.

Another classic line appears.

"Let me tell you, when the county magistrate takes office, he has to create a clever name, win over the gentry, pay taxes and donations, and they pay, so that the people can follow suit. After receiving the money, the gentry's money will be returned in full, and the people's money will be divided into 30/70."

Zhang Mazi wondered: "Why is it only 70%?"

“Seventy percent belongs to other people, and getting 30% depends on Huang Silang's face.”

“Whose face?”

Master Tang pointed to the hat on the table: "He."

"he?"

Zhang Mazi held down his hat and said, "I came all the way here just to see his face?"

"right!"

"I finally robbed a train and became the county magistrate. I still have to win over the wealthy gentry, I have to find a clever name, and I have to look at his face. Am I no longer a beggar on my knees?"

“Then if you say so, buying an official position and becoming a county magistrate is really just kneeling down to beg for food. That's it. How many people want to kneel down but don't have this way?”

The entire theater was quiet, everyone was looking at the big screen.

Many viewers just felt happy listening to this conversation.

Shen Heguang even said in his heart: "Wonderful words!"

While watching the movie, he would ponder the meaning of these lines, and he liked these lines very much.

It's ironic, so ironic!

　　Even after becoming the county magistrate, he still has to kneel down and beg for food.

Waiting until later, Master Tang said: "So you want to make money while standing, so you'd better go back to the mountains."

"I don't understand this. I'm already the county magistrate, why can't I be worse than a bandit?"

“In the eyes of the people, you are the county magistrate, but in Huang Silang's eyes, you are just a beggar, making money, and your business is not shabby.”

“Shameful! So **** shabby!”

“Then do you want to stand, or do you want to make money?”

“I just want to stand and make money.”

When Zhang Mazi said these words, an audience member's voice sounded from one side of the auditorium.

“Well said!”

After the audience member finished speaking, he also realized that he had affected everyone's viewing of the movie, and hurriedly covered his mouth.

In fact, everyone felt the same way as he did.

This sentence contains courage.

Xu Baifeng thought of his son-in-law.

His son-in-law didn't just stand and make money.

Waiting later, Zhang Mazi put the gun and the gavel belonging to the county magistrate on the table, and asked: "With this and this, can we make money standing up?"

At this moment, Shen and Guang understood.

This movie is definitely not simple!

This is not an action comedy!

He thought of a line from "Kung Fu".

“The artistic content of this movie is very high.”

(End of this chapter)

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