This Star is Legal But Sick Chapter 716

Chapter 716 "Song of Psycho" and Concert

Xu Ye's new album "Silly Music" was released very casually.

He has prepared all the songs in this album, but he has no intention of releasing them all at once.

I've already said it's silly. If you release a song, you will definitely make everyone happy, so the timing of releasing the song is very important.

In the movie, Xu Ye is about to release his third new song.

The audience in the theater was quite pleasantly surprised.

"Before we came here, we didn't know that Xu Ye's new songs could be heard in the movie."

"What about the unexpected gains?"

"This movie ticket is worth buying!"

Shen Xinning smiled and said, "Xiaoye is quite good at playing."

At this time, on the big screen, Xu Ye said: "The song I sang to Mr. Wang is called "The Song of Psychosis"!"

As soon as the song title came out, the music started.

Some audience members laughed at the song title.

Are you sure you got the song title right?

Xu Ye started singing.

"One day when I had nothing to do, I asked Zheng Yu to tell a joke. The guy started laughing before he even opened his mouth~"

"Hahahahahaha..."

Everyone listened well at first, but by the second paragraph, Xu Ye started laughing.

This song, with just a few lyrics, is just pure laughter.

This song on Earth was a song created by ilem in 2014. The singers were virtual singers Luo Tianyi and Yan He. It was later covered by a singer named Liao Jialin, and it had a different flavor.

Later, it was covered once by Zhou Shen and Gong Linna. The whole song was very magical and it was also called "Song of Laughter".

Shen Xinning was smiling happily just now, but after Xu Ye started laughing, she couldn't laugh anymore.

Xu Yunqi glanced at Shen Xinning's frowning expression and thought to himself: "You still don't know how crazy Xu Ye is."

When the camera moved to the faces of Wang Duoyu and others, a group of people also looked dull.

The entire theater was filled with the magical laughter coming from Xu Ye's mouth from time to time.

"Dean, I think you are really sick this time. Go and have a look."

"I never expected that the insane song could be so insane!"

"I'm a little scared!"

After hearing what happened later, the audience also laughed out loud.

This song is so magical!

In the movie, after Xu Ye finished singing, he asked: "Mr. Wang, how did I sing?"

Wang Duoyu said seriously: "There's no need to be so nervous."

The audience laughed again.

Even Wang Duoyu couldn't stand Xu Ye's level of nerves.

Xu Ye raised his hand and shouted: "Friends on the second floor, how are you?"

A cleaning girl waved her hand and said, "It's okay!"

"A sweet song for everyone!"

After Xu Ye finished speaking, the song "Sweet" sounded.

While singing, Wang Duoyu and his group also had a great time, and their relationship seemed to have taken a further step after this concert.

"It's time for the dean to hold a concert, right?"

"That's right, it's so fun in the movie."

"I really want to attend Dean's concert. Can I bring weapons in then?"

The patients at Huohua Hospital are already eager to try.

But in this scene, everyone also felt the strong irony.

Xia Zhu doesn't like money, but what impresses her are things that can only be accomplished with money.

On the other side, Mr. Yin and Mr. Lai sought a breakthrough from Liu Jiannan and found the beautiful woman who had given Wang Duoyu a massage before.

This beauty has no other characteristics except a good figure.

When Mr. Yin and Mr. Lai made their requests, Liu Jiannan said righteously: "I'm sorry, the education I received since childhood does not support me to do this kind of thing. You have misjudged the wrong person."

When the tablecloth on the coffee table opened, a table full of money was revealed.

Liu Jiannan's expression suddenly changed.

“You're really good at reading people!”

He buried his head into the beauty's chest.

The audience also became nervous.

Later, Wang Duoyu also received bad news.

Zhuang Qiang and Da Chongming actually made him one billion from unfinished buildings!

He had worked so hard and spent so much money, all in vain.

At this time, Wang Duoyu also had his own plan in mind, and he went to Jim Carrey for a confidential discussion.

When he showed up again, it was at a press conference.

Wang Duoyu held a loudspeaker in his hand and said: "I've been in a lot of pain lately. Even though I spend money desperately every day, squander it day and night, racking my brains to figure out how to waste my money, what about my money? , as if they have the ability to reproduce, the more they bloom, the more they bloom.”

"They took away my whole body and left me with only a handsome body."

A foreign female reporter blurted out: "F*ck."

A male reporter also said: "It's so **** irritating!"

Under Wang Duoyu's speech, everyone's anger was aroused.

Wang Duoyu shouted: "Do you want me, Wang Duoyu, to go bankrupt?"

"Think!" everyone shouted.

"Okay, now your chance has come!"

Wang Duoyu pulled the rope, and the advertisements fell down one by one.

Wang Duoyu's final move is here!

Fat insurance!

"Spend a dollar to insure fat, and we pay compensation at a dollar per gram of fat!"

When Wang Duoyu said it, Xu Baifeng's eyes lit up.

"This method really works!"

According to the rules, Wang Duoyu is not allowed to send money, but using insurance is different. This is equivalent to exploiting a loophole.

Lose weight and make money!

"Let Wang Duoyu go bankrupt!" Wang Duoyu shouted.

Then two notaries, Jia Ru and He Bi, announced that the insurance was true and valid.

Mr. Yin and Mr. Lai went to Jim Carrey and accused him of covering up Wang Duoyu, which was against the rules.

But Jim Carrey was unmoved.

Some astute viewers also noticed the difference here.

This Jim Carrey helps Wang Duoyu a little too much.

It stands to reason that if Mr. Jin and Mr. Yin were together, they wouldn't be able to divide the 30 billion.

"Does this person have anything to do with Wang Duoyu?"

When the screen turned, advertisements for fat insurance were everywhere in Xihong City.

The singing also started.

This song is called "Calories", and Xu Ye gave it to Yuanqi Girl to sing.

"The first thing you say when you wake up every day is to cheer yourself up~"

"Every time you eat an extra grain of rice, you have to say sorry~"

As the song of Vitality Girl sounded, Xu Yunqi immediately said: "It's the song of Vitality Girl."

Shen Xinning said: "Please keep your voice down."

Xu Yunqi opened his mouth, not knowing what to say. We have no status.

Amidst the singing, everyone in Xihong City started to exercise.

"Calories Calories Calories~"

The sound of the energetic girls singing in unison was heard.

"Calories are my natural enemy~"

When this sentence was sung, Xiao Xu's voice came.

"Burn my calories~"

Xiao Xu's voice seems to inject soul into the whole song.

Shen Xinning smiled and said, "Our daughter shouts so vigorously!"

The audience also recognized that this sentence was shouted by Xiao Xu.

"Bye, donuts, bubble milk tea instant noodles~"

“Hot pot with rice and a big plate of chicken, take it and take it, you're welcome~”

"Bye bye, caffeine, quit coke and fat~" "Play games on the sofa, don't stay up late and hurt your body~"

In this dynamic music, many audience members silently put down their popcorn.

Eating popcorn is also a guilty pleasure.

If this kind of insurance really existed in reality, we guarantee that Wang Duoyu would be bankrupted!

With the help of insurance, Wang Duoyu's money was quickly consumed.

Ironically, Wang Duoyu also won the "Outstanding Youth of Xihong City", which was an award given to him alone.

Wang Duoyu came to the stage to accept the award and said solemnly: "I deserve this award. I reiterate again that what I do is not charity, but business. I just lost money in business."

At this point, the movie has obviously come to an end.

Wang Duoyu's inner dream is to play a football match with the Hengtai team.

The football match also started.

The Daxiang team flew down from the sky in a helicopter, and the crowd was full.

A group of spectators were dumbfounded.

Ma Daxiang got off the plane in a stylish suit, but ended up vomiting.

However, the players of the Daxiang team have long neglected training.

You can't play even if you train, let alone you haven't trained yet.

Even though Zhuang Qiang used verbal provocation at the beginning and Gao Ran was sent off, he still couldn't prevent the fate of losing.

After that, the Daxiang team used the so-called chrysanthemum formation, surrounding Wang Duoyu and heading towards the opponent's goal, but it was still of no use.

The opposing goalkeeper is not a fool.

In the end, the entire game was turned into pure defense for the Daxiang team.

The players from the Hengtai team kept shooting, and the people from the Daxiang team formed a wall in front of the goal to block the ball.

At this time, in the audience, Liu Jiannan also told Xia Zhu the truth about the matter.

Xia Zhu still adheres to her duties.

As members of the Daxiang team left the field one by one, there was no one left to replace.

The audience shouted in unison: "Daxiang, hold on!"

Coach Ma Daxiang, who had always lowered his head, stood up and said solemnly: "I still want to stand with my players."

Ma Daxiang put on his glasses and walked forward.

The commentator exclaimed: "What, the head coach is warming up!"

It's on fire!

The drama is on fire!

The audience in the theater was also moved by this scene.

However, in the next scene, Ma Daxiang ran towards the court. He stepped on a mineral water bottle, fell to the ground, and was carried away directly on a stretcher.

For a moment, everyone in the theater burst into laughter again.

I knew the plot wouldn't be that simple!

At the last minute, the Daxiang team lost the game.

But although Team Hentai won, it seemed like Team Daxiang won. Even the final trophy for Team Daxiang was dozens of times larger than that of Team Hentai.

During this touching moment, Wang Duoyu received a call and Xia Zhu was kidnapped.

Wang Duoyu directly **** Mr. Yin and Mr. Lai and began to torture them to extract confessions.

Iron wire and electric mosquito swatters were used.

In fact, it was Jim Carey who kidnapped Xia Zhu and Liu Jiannan, and had nothing to do with Mr. Yin.

This is the final test. Only by giving up 30 billion to save Xia Zhu can Wang Duoyu truly obtain the 30 billion.

"Money is cold, but the hands of a lover are warm." Jim Carrey said to Xia Zhu.

Wang Duoyu called and wanted to pause the game.

This entanglement makes the audience feel the same.

Anyone who puts this thing on has to think about it.

Thirty billion!

Shen Xinning looked at Xu Baifeng.

Xu Baifeng noticed this look, but pretended not to notice it and still stared at the big screen.

He was afraid that Shen Xinning would say, "Will you give up 30 billion for her?"

It was a joke in the movie, but the problem is, Xu Baifeng really has 30 billion!

There will be questions no matter how you answer it.

At the last moment, Wang Duoyu began to indulge himself.

Many viewers felt that Wang Duoyu would not come.

But when Jim Carrey's men went downstairs, they saw Wang Duoyu with his eyes closed on the stairs.

Wang Duoyu came with all the remaining money!

He passed the second master's test.

When watching the video left by the second master at the end, Wang Duoyu asked: "You are the same, second master. You have never had a son and a half in your life. Why don't you find a wife?"

Jim Carrey murmured: "Strictly speaking, you should actually call me mistress."

At this last moment, a baggage was thrown out.

Suddenly, it was understandable that Jim Carrey had been shielding Wang Duoyu before. These are all members of his own family, and of course he must be towards his own family.

In the end, Wang Duoyu and Xia Zhu got together. They originally wanted to donate money, but they wanted to leave some money for their children and couldn't stop.

To sum up, having children is really expensive.

The lights in the theater came on and the movie ended.

The expressions of the audience in the theater were very relaxed.

Watching a comedy that makes people laugh during the Chinese New Year can make you feel good all day long.

The plot of "The Richest Man in Xihong City" also gave everyone a lot of surprises.

Shen Xinning smiled and said, "Xiaoye's movie is really fun. Yun Qi, send a message to Xiaojia and ask her if she wants to have dinner together."

Xu Yunqi complained in his heart: "Why am I asking again!"

"The Richest Man in Xihong City" caused huge discussion on the Internet on the first day it was released.

"Let's all go and see it. Xu Ye is still singing inside."

"This movie is quite funny. I won't be disappointed after watching it."

"Xu Ye also went to act? Who was he playing?"

"Xu Ye plays Xu Ye."

"Why did Xu Ye play Xu Ye again?"

With the first wave of audience promotion, the box office of "The Richest Man in Xihong City" is also rising rapidly.

Originally, the cinema's schedule for "The Richest Man in Xihong City" was relatively high, and coupled with the high attendance rate, by the time the first day was over, the box office on the first day alone was 150 million.

On earth, the box office of "The Richest Man in Xihong City" is 2.548 billion.

In this world, with all the factors being fulfilled, Xu Ye also wanted to see how much the final box office of this movie could reach.

By the next day, the single-day box office of "The Richest Man in Xihong City" reached 200 million.

Among the movies released at the same time, except for two that were of good quality, the others did not have a good reputation.

There are several directors here who are Xu Ye's old rivals.

As a result, this group of directors found that they could no longer compete with movies starring Xu Ye, not even movies in which Xu Ye was only a screenwriter.

On the Internet, a marketing account even wrote an article with a very flamboyant title.

"In the field of domestic comedy, Xu Ye is the undisputed king!"

The King of Comedy is not someone who is blown away, but cast by the audience.

You don't just say that you are the king of comedy, everyone thinks you are the one.

On the Internet, various smear attacks have not stopped.

Among the movies released at the same time, competitors will not just watch the box office of "The Richest Man in Xihong City" rise all the way.

This is very common in the entertainment industry. Even if it cannot beat you, it will still disgust you. As long as one less audience can enter the cinema to watch "The Richest Man in Xihong City", it is a success.

However, no matter how much opponents slander it, it is useless, the box office of "The Richest Man in Xihong City" is still rising steadily.

The name King of Comedy has been mentioned many times by netizens.

The patients at Huohua Hospital are more concerned about one thing.

"Dean, is it time for a concert? There are enough songs."

"Nothing else, brothers just want to see you."

"Yes, you'd better arrange more security personnel. I'm afraid you won't be able to bear our enthusiasm."

In the movie, Xu Ye held a private concert.

In reality, we have to hold a concert with 10,000 people.

What everyone didn't expect was that Xu Ye didn't respond before, but this time Xu Ye even posted a Weibo post.

"We will definitely hold a concert this year!"

(End of chapter)

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