This Star is Legal But Sick Chapter 712

Chapter 712: You take off your vest and I still recognize you!

When Hu Jinping checked Weibo later, he discovered that it was Xu Ye who took the lead in giving him the nickname.

In the comment area, some netizens used lines from "Charlotte Troubles" to make fun of her.

"From today on, we have our own affairs. I call you brother, and you call me dad."

Hu Jinping gritted his teeth. He wanted to find Xu Ye, but he couldn't find him.

There were too many people in the backstage rest area of ​​the studio hall and it was so noisy that Hu Jinping had no choice but to give up.

"Xu Ye must have thought of it a long time ago!" Hu Jinping had no idea.

However, his divorce happened many years ago, and he himself has long since looked away from it. He even made fun of himself on some programs. Calling his ex-husband brother is not a problem at all.

Hu Jinping read the discussion among netizens and couldn't help but feel a little emotional.

If the current trend continues, Xu Ye really deserves the title of King of Comedy.

In the current Chinese comedy world, no one can do what he does.

After the subsequent shows continued, the trend on the Internet changed.

The singing and dancing programs were not bad, and there were a few programs that were quite good.

But with the sketch "Today's Happiness", other language programs are a bit funny.

Even if the acting is not good, neither is the script.

"Xu Ye's gold content is still rising!"

"If you can't do a sketch well, you don't have to do it. A pure song and dance performance is fine. At least it won't cause trouble for people."

"It's not half as funny as my ex-husband. Forget it, let's buy a movie ticket tomorrow to see the richest man in Xihong City."

The audience also voted with their feet.

For example, if the TV is turned on, many people just turn on the TV to listen to the sound and then play with their mobile phones.

If you are watching the live broadcast on the Internet, just stop watching it and wait until there is a good program to watch.

This made the traffic actors who participated in the sketch very embarrassed.

Although this has little impact on their career, it is still a bit uncomfortable to be criticized by netizens during the Chinese New Year.

The source of all this is because of Xu Ye.

"Now the Spring Festival Gala is getting more and more difficult."

In a separate lounge backstage, Xu Ye was sitting with his girlfriend.

This year, only Xiao Xu from the Vitality Girl came to the Spring Festival Gala. Xiao Xu was a bit bored without anyone to chat with.

And this time she was on stage alone, so she was a little nervous.

Xiao Xu muttered: "What if I make a mistake on stage?"

"Then I can laugh at you for the rest of my life." Xu Ye said.

Xiao Xu raised his fist and gave it to Xu Ye.

"Will you die if you don't speak?"

Xu Ye raised his phone at this time and said, "I'll take a video and you can cooperate."

As a professional actor, Xiao Xu got into the mood immediately.

The video shooting was also very simple. Xu Ye asked Xiao Xu to turn his back to him first.

Then Xu Ye took a picture of Xiao Xu's back, stretched out his hand and patted Xiao Xu's shoulder.

Xiao Xu turned around, Xu Ye stretched out his palms, and Xiao Xu put his hands on Xu Ye's palms.

Xu Ye started to circle in circles, and Xiao Xu circled around Xu Ye.

After the filming was completed, Xiao Xu also checked the video content.

There are many short videos of this kind online, and they capture a sense of atmosphere.

Xu Ye said: "I will post it after you finish your performance."

Xiao Xu smiled and nodded.

After a few more shows, it was Xiao Xu's turn to perform on stage.

The song "Invisible Wings" is a classic inspirational song that covers a wide audience.

Xiao Xu is also different from the youthful and beautiful dress in the past. This time she is wearing a white dress, looking dignified and generous.

"It's not easy, Xiao Xu's solo stage!"

"Knife in hand, kill Xu Gou and take away your wife with a mortal hatred!"

"What's going on with this strong feeling of being a wife? Have the dean and Xiao Xu obtained the certificates?"

In the live broadcast room, netizens were discussing enthusiastically.

In many families, parents also praise.

"This little girl is so beautiful."

"Mom, her boyfriend is Xu Ye."

"Ah? Xu Ye, this little girl has trouble with her eyesight at a young age."

On the stage, the lights are quiet.

Xiao Xu stood alone in the center of the stage.

At this time, in a remote village, Wu Bing was sitting on the sofa at home with his grandma.

Their house was very dilapidated, with old newspapers stuck on the walls.

It is winter now, and grandma is still covered with a quilt. The whole house has a shabby feel, but it is not dirty.

The room was tidied up by grandma.

The only thing that was a little inconsistent with this home was the large LCD TV in front of the two of them.

This TV was newly bought by Wu Bing. Because the Spring Festival was approaching, the workers were busy celebrating the New Year, and the decoration work had to wait until after the New Year. He bought a big TV for his grandma first so that she could experience it. It feels like a big TV.

After buying the TV at first, my grandma was not happy and said that he was spending money indiscriminately.

Wu Bing told his grandma about Xu Ye helping him.

Grandma just said: "Xu Ye is a good baby."

Wu Bing pointed at the TV and said, "Grandma, this person's name is Xu Nanjia. She is Xu Ye's girlfriend. The song she sang was also written by Xu Ye."

Grandma nodded: "Hello girlfriend, you see everyone has girlfriends, it's time for you to find someone."

Wu Bing was helpless. He shouldn't have mentioned it more.

At this time, Xiao Xu's singing came.

"Every time, I stay strong in the loneliness~"

"Every time, even if I'm hurt, I won't shed tears~"

"I know I have always had invisible wings~"

"Take me fly, fly over despair~"

After hearing these lyrics, Wu Bing suddenly felt a little emotional.

This song is a bit emotional.

After hearing this song, many viewers put down their mobile phones and looked at the TV.

Not long after, the chorus of the song came.

"I finally see that all my dreams have blossomed~"

"The singing voice of the young people chasing is so loud~"

"I am finally flying, I am not afraid when I gaze with my heart~"

"Wherever there is wind, fly as far as you can~"

Xiao Xu's warm voice was refreshing.

“You have a beautiful voice and a sweet voice!”

"I hope everyone can have their own invisible wings!"

"This song is so nice!"

There are some songs where you can hear a sense of power, and this song is exactly like that.

Wu Bing thought of that night, Xu Ye sent him a message directly and asked him how much money he needed.

To be honest at that moment, Wu Bing was really confused.

He didn't have any hope when he posted the comment on Weibo, so he just posted it casually.

You know, there are thousands of comments under that Weibo post.

Very few celebrities would seriously read all these comments.

But Xu Ye saw it and took the initiative to send him a private message.

Ten thousand yuan is a drop in the bucket for Xu Ye, but it can fulfill one of his best wishes.

"Xu Ye is everyone's invisible wings." Wu Bing sighed in his heart.

Some netizens also remembered Xu Ye's charity. This person's donation was a genuine donation and his help was a genuine help.

Isn't this just giving everyone invisible wings?

Xiao Xu's home.

Xu Baifeng, his wife and son were also watching the Spring Festival Gala.

Shen Xinning kept saying, "This song is really well written."

Shen Xinning was more emotional and almost wanted to wipe her tears.

Xu Yunqi said: "My sister can also sing quite well."

Xu Baifeng said: "There is no need to say such nonsense."

Xu Yunqi was speechless, it would be nonsense to me.

Xu Baifeng said: "Send a message to Xiaojia and ask when she will be back."

Xu Yunqi wanted to say why didn't you ask, but he still didn't dare to say this.

Not long after, Xiao Xu's stage was over.

"Invisible Wings" quickly became a hot search topic.

"This song is really empowering!"

"Xu Ye is a rare person and writes a good song for his girlfriend!"

"Come on for the college entrance examination! This year's New Year's Eve, I'm going to write ten sets of papers and test you to death!"

"Xiao Xu is so beautiful tonight!"

While netizens were discussing, Xu Ye posted a video.

"It's been a while since I showed affection. Let me show you my girlfriend."

The video was quite normal at first. Xiao Xu, who was dressed very beautifully in a formal dress, turned around, stretched out his hand and put it on Xu Ye's hand.

But as soon as it turned around, the scene changed to a hand holding a piglet spinning around.

The connection throughout the video is very smooth and can be said to be seamless.

The first half is so beautiful, the second half is so **** good!

"Dean, if you didn't have a high level of force, you wouldn't be alive now."

"Xiao Xu is really too gentle and won't break up like this."

"I think Xiao Xu is too kind, taking care of mentally retarded young people."

After the performance, Xiao Xu returned to the backstage. She took the mobile phone handed over by her assistant and asked, "Where is Xu Ye?"

Wang Tian said: "Xu Ye went to Teacher Mo Xincheng's place."

Xiao Xu didn't think too much and turned on his phone to take a look.

Her Weibo was set to pay special attention to Xu Ye, and she soon saw the news posted by Xu Ye on Weibo.

When he clicked in and took a look, Xiao Xu's face instantly became angry.

She gritted her teeth and said, "Xu Ye, just wait for me!"

I never thought you could play like this!

But Xu Ye was prepared and had already escaped.

He is indeed with Mo Xincheng now.

As a veteran, Mo Xincheng's appearance sequence is still around ten o'clock, specifically to boost ratings.

After experiencing the torture of several garbage sketches, the audience could no longer stand it.

When the host announced that Mo Xincheng and Shi Peijuan would be on stage, netizens breathed a sigh of relief.

"Finally here!" "Please don't eat anything next, so as not to choke."

"Everyone is gathering!"

Mo Xincheng and Shi Peijuan are both seniors, and they don't need Xu Ye's advice.

The sketch they performed was a classic sketch by Zhao Benshan and Song Dandan on Earth, called "Hourly Worker".

This skit was featured on the CCTV Spring Festival Gala in 2000, and since then the word vest has had a different meaning.

On the stage, Mo Xincheng was still wearing the same clothes as last year. As soon as he appeared on the stage, the audience burst into warm cheers and applause.

Mo Xincheng held a plate of fruit in his hand and said: "My waist hurts from sleeping, and I feel nauseated after eating! My head is confused, and I can't see anything wrong! I have been pursuing happiness all my life, and now I understand it. What is happiness? Answer: Happiness is suffering!”

The stage also looks like the living room of a house.

After Mo Xincheng sat on the sofa, Shi Peijuan appeared.

Unlike Baiyun Heitu, Shi Peijuan was dressed more fashionably and younger today, especially with an orange vest on her upper body.

"Some people spend money to eat and drink, some people spend money to order songs, some people spend money to get beauty treatments, some people spend money to get massages. Today I hired a good job, and some people spend money to hire me to chat with others."

Mo Xincheng muttered: "Oh, my son said he would find someone for me and he would be there at nine o'clock."

Shi Peijuan, who was outside the door, said as she walked: "This place is so round and round that we found the right one, ding dong!"

"Who is it?"

"Xu Nanjia!"

"who?"

"It's me, brother."

In the original sketch, Song Dandan's name was Zhang Huimei, but for some political reasons, this part was deleted from the online video.

Xu Ye kept this piece.

A name that can be used here must have high national popularity. If you don't have some reputation, you don't dare to shout it here.

There is no problem with Xiao Xu's name, and Xiao Xu sang a song just now, and everyone in the audience knows it.

Mo Xincheng said happily: "Oh my God, this little voice is very sweet, the sugar content is quite high, at least four plus signs."

But when he opened the door, he saw a little old lady standing behind the door.

Shi Peijuan walked in directly, and the two started chatting across servers.

The eldest girl played by Shi Peijuan said: "Your son told me to count down when I go out. There was a traffic jam on the road just now, and now there are still fifteen minutes until one hour, so hurry up."

The eldest brother looked puzzled and said, "What are you doing?"

"Our purpose is to be proactive and enthusiastic, and exchange my sincerity for your smile. Hurry up, I'll take this off first."

The eldest brother immediately became nervous.

Not to mention the eldest brother, even the audience was dumbfounded.

Good guy, your car went directly onto the highway!

"The dean is very skillful in writing scripts, so go for it."

"Suggest a strict investigation!"

"Only the dean can drive fast on Spring Festival evening, right?"

The two are still chatting across servers.

The older girl smiled and said, "Well, let me give you two humorous puzzles first. One is to test your IQ, and the other is to ease the awkward atmosphere. Listen up, it's going to be funny."

The eldest sister sat on the sofa, and the eldest brother squatted next to her.

"How many steps do you need to put an elephant into a refrigerator?"

As soon as she finished speaking, the older girl started laughing.

The eldest brother looked panicked.

The older girl explained: "Three steps, the first step is to open the refrigerator door, the second step is to put the elephant in, and the third step is to close the refrigerator door."

The audience immediately laughed like crazy.

"Classic Xu Ye thinking!"

"I know who can answer this question correctly, Xu Ye!"

"You may be asking the wrong person when you ask Big Brother. If you ask Xu Ye, you will definitely get the right answer!"

Back on Earth, this brainteaser was popular all over the country. Even now, the idea of ​​an elephant filling a refrigerator still exists.

This is the first time for everyone in the world to hear this joke, and the effect is very good.

But the eldest brother didn't smile at all.

The older girl continued to ask questions.

"The zoo held an all-animal gathering. Which animal didn't come?"

The eldest brother still didn't speak.

The older girl spread her hands and said directly: "Elephant, it's locked in the refrigerator!"

The audience, who had not laughed the first time, could not hold back this time.

This joke is still a series!

The eldest brother is still thinking about what the big girl in front of him does, and he can't laugh at all.

Later, the two finally ended their cross-server chat.

The older girl is here to chat with someone.

But the eldest brother treated the eldest girl as an escort.

The older girl picked up the bag and said, "Let's go, it hurts our self-esteem."

Later, the eldest girl stretched out her hand directly: "Take the money, your son said one hour and forty, it's one hour."

The eldest brother took out a fifty yuan bill from his pocket.

"Here's fifty."

"Get change, I don't have change."

The eldest brother also said: "I don't have any change, I'll give this to you."

The older girl doesn't want the extra ten dollars either.

The eldest brother simply said: "Then just chat with me for another ten dollars."

The audience burst out laughing.

"Can you still play like this?"

"Hahaha, it's ten yuan!"

"I have to say, Auntie's hourly wage is higher than mine."

The two sat on the sofa again, and the situation was quite awkward for a while.

The eldest brother smiled and said: "Well, eldest sister, I will tell you a little joke to break up the embarrassing situation. This joke always makes me laugh. I have been pointing to this joke for half my life."

Mo Xincheng walked to the stage and started speaking.

High energy warning ahead!

"It is said that a tiger was bitten by a snake. The tiger was anxious and wanted to trample the snake to death. It chased it until it reached a small river. The snake went into the water, and the tiger was there. Just waiting like this on the river bank, I don't believe you won't come out.

After a while, a tortoise came out of it. The tiger went up and held it down. Baby, why don't I recognize you if you wear a vest? "

As soon as Mo Xincheng finished speaking, he burst out laughing.

The camera moved to Shi Peijuan at this time.

Shi Peijuan stared at Mo Xincheng, her face expressionless, and she happened to be wearing an orange vest.

In the online live broadcast room, the barrage was completely filled with "hahaha" comments.

Thousands of households were filled with laughter and laughter, and some people laughed so hard that they shed tears.

Mo Xincheng looked back and saw the vest on the older girl, and his laughter stopped abruptly.

Mo Xincheng said hurriedly: "Sister, let me repeat it. I made a mistake."

"No, a **** got into the water, and a snake came out when it was over. As the tiger said, I will still recognize you if you take off your vest."

While Mo Xincheng was telling a joke, Shi Peijuan had already taken off her vest angrily.

However, as soon as she took it off, Mo Xincheng's last words came out.

For a moment, Shi Peijuan's eyes widened.

The audience burst into applause.

Zhao Benshan's sketches are not only scripts, but the actors' acting skills are also very important.

Mo Xincheng and Shi Peijuan controlled the rhythm and movements just right.

Xiao Xu's home.

Xu Yunqi had just taken a sip of water when he saw this scene. He spit out all the water in his mouth with a pop.

Shen Xinning glanced at him and said calmly: "Wipe the floor clean."

Xu Yunqi quickly took out some pieces of paper and wiped the floor.

He really didn't expect that this skit was so **** funny!

Not to mention the audience, even the staff at the Spring Festival Gala burst into laughter.

No matter how many times I watch this sketch, I still laugh every time I watch it.

Afterwards, the skit returned to its theme.

The social problem of rural elderly being unable to adapt to urban life after moving to cities.

The eldest brother said that when he went to perform Yangko dance in the square, he was surrounded by three old men who wanted to beat him, saying that he gave the old lady a flying look.

The older girl joked: "You must have noticed that the old lady is pretty."

The eldest brother said directly: "Pull her down. She's pretty and it's worth the beating. That old lady is uglier than you."

Shi Peijuan's eyes widened again.

Mo Xincheng quickly argued.

"I said she's not as ugly as you!"

"You are uglier than her!"

The older girl was speechless: "Brother, please stop talking. I can definitely see what type you are. You are definitely the type who finds trouble when nothing happens."

The audience commented one after another:

"Xu Ye's old life!"

Not to mention, the intensity of this **** is exactly the same as that of Xu Ye.

Later, the eldest sister asked the eldest brother to learn to use a smartphone to surf the Internet.

It turns out that this part of the sketch was on the Internet, and Xu Ye also modified the script to follow the current era.

The eldest sister also showed off her brand-name clothes to her eldest brother.

Later, the eldest brother stood up and said: "We didn't interact in vain today. Tomorrow you take me with you and I will go with you. I will go out to work with you every day. I don't make any money, so I just have fun. You are the boss and that's all I do." You live that person, if you do this, I will carry a bag."

The eldest brother carried the eldest sister's bag and picked up the eldest sister's water glass.

"Now I am you and you are me. See if I can do it."

The eldest brother walked to the door and pretended to ring the doorbell.

"Ding dong!"

"Who is it?"

"Xu Huohua!"

As soon as this sentence came out, young netizens laughed out loud.

There is Xu Nanjia in the front and Xu Huohua in the back.

You two are still cooperating in the sketch!

After a while, the whole skit was over.

After everyone laughed, they discovered the problem.

There is nothing educational in this sketch. It just touches on the problems of urban elderly people. The main purpose is to make everyone happy.

"The waistcoat part is amazing, the funniest part of this year's Spring Festival Gala!"

"A waistcoat and an ex-husband holding hands, this year's Spring Festival Gala skit is the best!"

"I'm complaining that Xu Ye included private goods in the sketch to put money on his face!"

"Stop scolding, the next one is the dean's show. If the dean wants to take advantage of it this time, I will have to scold him severely."

In the program arrangement of the Spring Festival Gala, the programs of Xu Ye and Chen Yuxin were arranged directly after the sketch.

Didn't I just call out Xu Huohua? Now Xu Huohua is here!

(End of chapter)

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