This Star is Legal But Sick Chapter 696

Chapter 696: Tricky Ditty, reaching the top of the world

Currently, three songs in the top five of the Asian music charts were composed by Xu Ye.

Two Japanese songs and one Korean song.

There are really many netizens from Nanbang and Sakura who look at this ranking and mistakenly think that these songs are composed by singers from their own countries.

For example, over at Nanbang, after "nobody" became popular, some Nanbang netizens said online: "Xu Ye is actually from our Nanbang."

There are many netizens below who say you are right.

Subsequently, Xu Ye released both the Japanese and Chinese versions of "Nobody".

At night, Xu Ye posted another update.

"In the MV, I can't tell you how I came out of the toilet without paper, but I can tell you how I came out when there was only one piece of paper left. You can learn from it in case you encounter this situation. what to do."

There is still a video in this update, and judging from the surrounding environment, it was obviously taken in the toilet.

Xu Ye held a piece of toilet paper in his hand.

If you are wiping your butt, such a length of toilet paper will definitely not be enough.

"First, we fold the paper in half twice."

"Then we tear off the corner in the center of the paper. Don't throw away the torn corner."

"We open the paper and there is a hole in the middle. We put our finger through the hole and then rub it with our finger. I won't go into details."

"After we finish, we pinch the paper and wrap it around our fingers, pull it off from our fingers, wipe our fingers clean, then pick up the torn corner and wipe the gaps between our nails."

In the video, Xu Ye was explaining and demonstrating at the same time.

All netizens who watched this video fell silent.

This is a flavorful video.

"Dean, actually you don't have to explain."

"I've read it and forwarded it to my friend."

"Oh, you found it by swiping it, and I found it by searching."

"You lied and you can't wipe it clean."

The patients at Huohua Hospital felt at this moment that there was a real gap between them and the director.

Unless you are seriously ill, you would never think of this solution!

A few days later, Xu Ye completed the production of all the songs and went to the film and television city to start filming "Westward Journey".

After arriving at the film and television city, he received a call from Cao Na.

Cao Na now regrets letting Xu Ye participate in this list.

It's not that Xu Ye's performance is not good, his performance can be said to be very good.

Just weird.

Before this list was announced, singers from various Asian countries attached great importance to this list and planned to compete on this list.

The songs everyone presented were also carefully prepared.

But when Xu Ye's song was on the list, it felt like the style of the entire list had changed.

From a valuable list to a funny song list.

Cao Na said earnestly: "Xu Ye, your performance on the Asian music charts is very good. That's enough. You have worked hard during this period. You should have a good rest."

"It is our duty to revitalize the Chinese music scene." Xu Ye said firmly.

Cao Na wants to curse, are you trying to revitalize the Chinese music scene?

Are there any Chinese songs among the songs you post?

However, Cao Na couldn't dampen Xu Ye's enthusiasm. She could only remind: "The global music chart is about to start. Why don't you focus on the global music chart?"

Xu Ye said confidently: "We are ready, just waiting for the list to open."

Cao Na suddenly had a bad feeling in her heart.

Xu Ye can write English songs. For example, the song "Sheep Buddha Oil" is an English song that makes foreigners think it is a Chinese song.

Cao Na felt tired after hearing this answer.

Forget it, I won't persuade you anymore.

Anyway, there are so many singers in China, and only Xu Ye is like this. The works produced by other singers are all normal.

The only problem is that Xu Ye is the craziest, but he stands tallest.

In the end, Cao Na could only say: "Thank you for your hard work."

What more can be said.

It's strange. If another Chinese singer said that he could compete on the global music charts, everyone would have a question mark in their minds.

But after Xu Ye said this, Cao Na's heart was acquiesced that Xu Ye could be ranked high on the list.

As for what posture to use to line up, it's not a normal posture anyway.

Three days later, the global music chart was officially launched.

This is an overall chart ranking based on previous music charts on each continent.

Some time ago, music charts in various places have been launched for a long time, and it is time for the global music chart to start.

Suddenly, there were a lot of foreign language songs on the list, and there were also Chinese songs at the top, but the number was very small.

On the contrary, "Nobody"'s ranking is as stable as Mount Tai, still ranked in the top five.

After seeing this list, Chinese netizens also started discussing it.

"The value of this list is quite high."

"But if you want to make it on this list, you still have to rely on English songs."

"Wait a minute, why did I see "One Cut Plum" on the list?"

Although "One Cut Plum" ranks very low, this is relative. The songs that can be on the list are all very popular.

Immediately, foreign students shared their experiences of hearing the driver playing "Yijian Mei" in a taxi abroad.

"One Cut Plum" is indeed very popular in Europe, and many young Europeans can even sing a few lines of "Snowflakes are fluttering and the north wind is rustling."

This made Chinese netizens look stupid.

Is this okay?

Some netizens also went to Xu Ye's Weibo to urge him.

"Dean, I remember that you can write English songs. Do you want to write a few songs?"

“Let's give foreigners some Chinglish.”

"I'm not convinced that Goat Buddha Oil didn't make the list."

Xu Ye didn't waste any time and directly released the English version of "Nobody".

The song "Nobody" is available in several languages. At that time, the group released multiple versions in order to expand the market.

These versions of the songs are quite popular in the markets of their respective languages.

At this time, Chinese netizens couldn't stand it any longer.

You speak four languages ​​with one song, and you eat four languages ​​with one song.

However, Xu Ye didn't keep everyone waiting too long and released another song.

The name of this song is "onlyyou".

The reason why I released this song is because of "Journey to the West".

After "Westward Journey" became popular, "Only You" sung by Luo Jiaying, who played the role of Tang Monk, was a masterpiece in the entire movie. It is still talked about by everyone more than 20 years later.

A dedicated song was later released for this song.

The original version of "Only You" was released in 1955 and was performed by The Platters.

After the song was released that year, it stayed at the top of the U.S. pop music charts for seven weeks. It was later covered by many singers and used as background music in some movies, commercials, etc.

It is very popular abroad, but since the release of "Westward Journey", in the ears of Chinese audiences, when this song is played, everyone thinks of Tang Seng in "Westward Journey".

Do you know what "dangdangdangdangdangdang" is?

This English song was sung by Xu Yelai.

How could his English not be good? He can still sing well.

It is also difficult for others to learn this song in a short period of time and sing the flavor they want.

Now that "Westward Journey" is being filmed, let's play this song first.

For the song "Only You", Xu Ye simply shot a video. The video was also very simple. He, his harmonizing singer, and the band recorded the entire singing process of the song.

It will be more convenient to promote on an international platform if there is a video.

After Xu Ye's song was released, it was pushed on major music software around the world.

With Xu Ye's current identity and status, it is normal to receive such treatment.

In China, many netizens also received push notifications of this song through different channels.

Everyone was surprised when they saw it.

"Huh? The dean really posted an English song?"

"Will he post English songs just because he knows English?"

"This is the second English song sung by the dean himself, right? Isn't it a literal English translation?"

Everyone clicked on the video one after another and started listening.

The beginning of this song is indeed the prelude to "dang dang dang dang".

Soon, Xu Ye's singing started to sound.

"Onlyyou~"

This English can be said to be very standard with straight words and round accent.

"Can you really sing English songs?"

Before long, everyone had listened to the entire song.

This song is a slow, lyrical song that is very comfortable to listen to.

"This song is not bad."

"Dean, I'm not used to your standard singing."

"Whoever says that the dean's English is not good again, who am I to worry about?"

"Anseong University: If you had come out with this song earlier, I wouldn't have been scolded by everyone."

Abroad, some people also saw this song pushed on music software.

Everyone was quite surprised when they saw the name of this singer. It is a Chinese name.

But when everyone clicked in and listened, they thought it was pretty good.

"This Chinese singer is very good. Do you have any other works?"

"He also wrote nobody? And the New Treasure Island? I'll go check it out."

These people didn't feel much after watching "Nobody" at the top of the list. After all, the lead singer of this song is Vitality Girl, and Xu Ye played a lubricant role in the MV of this song.

His voice is missing from the officially released singles.

When this group of foreign netizens saw the video of "New Treasure Island", they went back to watch the video of "onlyyou" and couldn't believe it.

"You told me these two are the same person?"

"This man is also a lunatic!"

"Schizophrenia, right?"

On the Internet, Xu Ye also caused a discussion.

The next day, the list was refreshed, and the song "Onlyyou" entered the top 50 on the global music list.

Although this ranking is not high, it is still in.

After all, this song is a song from the 1950s, so it is quite good that it can achieve such results now.

A group of singers in Asia are crazy.

The singers from Sakura and Nanbang had already released new songs, and everyone thought that was the end of it for Xu Ye.

As a result, Xu Ye came up with another English song.

As a Chinese, can't you publish Chinese songs?

Are you addicted to housebreaking?

However, everyone felt relieved after seeing that Xu Ye's song was not ranked very high. Finally, we can no longer kill indiscriminately.

It's just that everyone is simply overthinking it. The release of the first song “only you” was just Xu Ye's test of the waters.

After this song was released, and with the accumulation of previous songs, he became somewhat famous internationally.

This singer from China will also be mentioned in entertainment news reports.

Judging from the current situation, "Nobody" is indeed unique in ranking on the list. This song is seriously popular all over the world.

"Then it's time to get down to business."

The next day, This is a Big Studio announced that it would upload Xu Ye's new song at 8pm, and it would still be an English song.

"Are there any new songs?"

"Dean, don't release new songs so quickly, you'll use up all the English vocabulary you've accumulated."

"The dean is really as productive as a sow."

During this period, the Chinese music scene was silent.

Everyone has returned to the time when they were dominated by Xu Ye.

This person never stops once he starts singing.

On the external Internet, this is a big studio that also announced the news, which also attracted some attention.

When the time reached eight o'clock in the evening in China, Xu Ye's new song was uploaded to major music platforms on time.

"Sister-in-law who loves listening to music", the famous music critic Jing Xiyue feels that these days are just like the Chinese New Year.

With the opening of the Asian Music Chart and the Global Music Chart, a lot of good music has appeared.

Especially during this period of time, Xu Ye was like taking a shot of chicken blood, singing one song after another.

Jing Xiyue felt that Xu Ye was trying to hit the international market, but he didn't feel like it.

Who has such an impact on the international market?

At eight o'clock in the evening, Jing Xiyue entered Penguin Music.

She clicked on the push poster on Penguin Music's homepage, which contained Xu Ye's exclusive interface.

All new songs released by Xu Ye will be displayed on this page.

She quickly found Xu Ye's new song.

Penguin Music has also specially created a page. Click on this page to watch the video directly without jumping.

There is a line of text written above the video playback window.

"Xu Ye's new song "NeverGonnaGiveYouUp" is shockingly released!"

Jing Xiyue is a college student after all, so she still knows this guy in English.

"Never give up on you." She read the Chinese meaning.

Then she clicked the video play button.

As soon as the video screen came out, Jing Xiyue was stunned.

Good guy, he's dancing again!

What's going on with this ridiculous-looking dance move?

The prelude sounded, and in the video it was Xu Ye dancing alone.

His movements were inexplicably arousing.

This song is also a song by singer Rick Isley and was released in 1987.

After he sang this song, he went to an old church in London to record the MV. The entire MV was recorded casually, and the magical dance steps were all improvised by Rick.

The quality of this MV was not very good under the circumstances at the time, but it did not affect the popularity of the song at all.

The song entered the music charts of various countries and topped the music charts in 25 countries. It also topped the singles chart in the UK for five weeks.

After the new century, this song was just an ordinary old song. After 2007, it became popular on the Internet.

As for how to become famous, a simple explanation is that you finally found a link to learning materials, worked hard for more than ten hours, and finally opened it and saw Calabash Baby inside.

Abroad, the MV of this song is equivalent to the Calabash Baby here.

This phenomenon not only occurs in downloaded videos, but also occurs in various places on the Internet.

The creators trick you in with various titles and content, and when you open the video it turns out it's this song.

This phenomenon is also known as "Rick Shake".

The original MV has been played more than 80 million times on Bilibili, and it is still rising. It has been played more than one billion times globally.

Xu Ye's singing voice also came out.

"We'renstrangerstolove~"

"You knowtherulesandsodoI~"

Jing Xiyue felt much better after listening to this song.

The lyrics of this song can be said to be very positive.

A few minutes later, Jing Xiyue heard the end of the song.

“Nevergonnagiveyouupnevergonnaletyoudown~”

"Nevergonnarunaroundanddesertyou~"

"Nevergonnamakeyoucrynevergonnasaygoodbye~"

"Nevergonnatellalieandhurtyou~"

Listening to these lyrics, it's quite inspiring.

Never give up on you, never let you down.

Never abandon you.

Never let you cry, never say goodbye to you.

Never lie to you, never hurt you.

The entire MV has also finished playing.

"This song is very good, it's Xu Ye's style." Jing Xiyue said in her heart.

In the MV, Xu Ye's various magical dance moves are also a highlight.

At the same time, many audiences in China also listened to this song.

"I knew that only you were just a false shot. This is the real dean."

"The MV made me laugh."

"Xu Ye is also the king of awkward dances."

Over in the United States, it's still morning.

As soon as Xu Ye's new song was released, a large number of viewers clicked it.

Foreigners also laughed after watching the MV.

Everyone likes this happy feeling.

After listening to the whole song, the foreigners were still a little moved, and some could already hum along with a few lines.

"This Chinese singer is really something."

"His name is Xu Ye. I remember it. I'll look for other songs by him."

"I think this Chinese singer is quite funny."

Everyone also shared this song on the Internet and found some Chinese songs by Xu Ye.

Foreign netizens have also discovered that this singer is quite interesting.

When the global music charts were refreshed again, the song "Never Give Up on You" rushed into the top 20 of the global charts, and the ranking of "Only You" also improved a bit.

At this time, Xu Ye posted a video online.

This account was also specially registered by him.

He is now very popular in the global entertainment circle. After the video was released, he was found by overseas netizens.

But it is obvious that these foreign netizens do not know Xu Ye very well.

This update posted by Xu Ye was posted in English.

"Teaching lethal self-defense, note: be sure to use it with caution."

Netizens found this copy quite strange.

Why do you, a singer, teach you self-defense skills?

But it seems to be quite useful.

Everyone clicked into the video without warning.

After the video started playing, Xu Ye's upper body was shown in the camera and he said, "Today I'm going to teach you a deadly self-defense move."

He spoke in Chinese with English subtitles.

"This move can only be used when facing death threats. Don't use it casually."

Some netizens also said: "He is the star of the movie Kung Fu. I have seen the movie and he really knows Kung Fu!"

"This move must be very useful, thank you Xu Ye."

"Is he going to teach us Chinese Kung Fu?"

Xu Ye continued: "This move was created by a kung fu master a hundred years ago, but it was soon stopped because it was too cruel, so everyone must be careful when using it."

Then, Xu Ye started to demonstrate.

"First bend your fingers, remembering to keep your thumb outside and not in the palm of your hand to avoid getting hit hard and hurting your thumb."

Xu Ye's hand clenched into a fist.

He then continued: "Place your fists between your chest and your butt."

In the video, he posed according to this instruction, with both fists clamped on his waist.

"When you've completed this step, slowly rock from side to side, and eventually the force will reach your hands."

Xu Ye started shaking as he spoke.

However, as soon as this sentence was finished, the screen turned and seamlessly connected to the MV of the song "Never Give Up on You".

The corresponding one happens to be Xu Ye who danced in the MV, with exactly the same movements.

A group of foreign netizens were immediately dumbfounded.

"Oh my God, I was cheated!"

"What's going on?"

"This person must be sick!"

Everyone never expected that the show was supposed to be about self-defense, but it suddenly jumped to the song MV.

Not wanting me to be deceived alone, these netizens immediately forwarded the video to their friends.

"Come and watch, this video is very useful."

Then, more and more people were deceived.

Everyone was not satisfied with Xu Ye's videos and began to create more deceptive methods.

For example, if you send a friend "Go and see the beautiful women here, and then send a link." After clicking on the link, you will find that Xu Ye's MV is playing in it.

Sexy goddesses, B2 bomber designs, photos of aliens, etc. Everything has a gimmicky title, and when you click on the link, it's this MV.

Shadiao netizens use various deceptive methods in an endless stream, and draw inferences based on Xu Ye's example.

A song gradually began to spread on the global Internet in a strange way.

Even those who have not listened to the song are forced to click on the link to listen to the song.

Here, the importance of songs is self-evident, and not every song can be worthy of this kind of scam.

The cheerful tunes and magical dances make sand sculpture netizens endlessly happy.

After the global music charts were refreshed again, "Never Give Up on You" directly reached the top of the world with its overwhelming number of plays!

(End of chapter)

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