This Star is Legal But Sick Chapter 686

Chapter 686: An arrow piercing the clouds, thousands of troops come to meet each other

With some movies, you can feel that this movie is very different once you watch it.

On Earth, when Stephen Chow and the creative team interpreted "Kung Fu" together, the most common thing they said was that it was very artistic.

Even ordinary viewers can feel the artistry in many scenes in the movie.

The artistry is really high.

In just a few minutes of the opening, the villains of the Ax Gang were established through the police and the Crocodile Gang.

Several characters in it are also vivid.

"He Shuhong, that old guy, just makes movies when he's making movies, and he even touches the buttocks of other actresses, that's despicable! Did you go there just to act?" Pi Dan complained in his mind.

What impressed him most was the actress wearing a cheongsam. She had a really good figure.

On the screen, a text appeared.

[This was an era of social turmoil and rampant gangs, among which the "Axe Gang" was the most feared.

Only some poor communities, where even gangsters have no interest, can enjoy temporary peace. 】

After the text disappeared, the Pig Cage Walled City appeared on the big screen.

A somewhat shabby-looking scene is displayed in front of the audience.

The camera first fell on Coolie Qiang, then the tailor, and then the fried breakfast vendor.

Finally, there is the charterer.

The drunk charterer took the fried dough sticks handed to him by the fried vendor and took two more fried dough sticks from the basket when he left.

"Okay, I'll go back and discuss with my wife to reduce your rent." The rent is fair.

The fried hawker bent down and bowed politely: "Thank you."

This inexplicable appearance of English made many people laugh out loud.

Nonsensical comedy style reappears.

The camera began to move with the charterer, showing the shops on the street to the audience one by one.

Pi Dan is the UP owner of the film and television area. His main business is not film and television commentary, but film and television editing. However, after working for such a long time, he has also developed a certain aesthetic ability.

The scene layout in "Kung Fu" is already several steps ahead of other movies.

You know, the scenes here are all real scenes, which means that when shooting, all the scenes here must be built.

It's easy to build a scene, but it's difficult to be very detailed.

Even the Spring Festival couplets on the wall have scratches.

"It's too thin." Pidan exclaimed in his heart.

From the moment he watched the movie, he never stopped being amazed.

A little girl dressed as a student came over and said, "The chartered businessman is in the morning."

The charterer chuckled and said, "Xiao Zhu, you've grown taller again. Come here, come here. Uncle will check your body."

The adults present smiled knowingly upon hearing this.

The charterer went to the tailor shop, he slapped the tailor's butt, and the two started to fight.

At this time, Buck Yazhen walked out of the changing room.

"Brother Sheng, I want the crotch of this dress to be higher."

Buck-toothed Zhen's unique look aroused laughter from the audience as soon as she appeared.

What Pidan didn't expect was that the charterer actually teased Buck Yazhen.

He said "There is a shooting star" and deliberately placed his face next to Buck Yazhen. When Buck Yazhen turned her head, he kissed the charterer on the face.

The charterer covered his face and said in surprise: "Azhen, are you serious?"

In an instant, laughter erupted in the theater.

Buck Yazhen said with a face of shame and anger: "Oh, charterer, why are you like this!"

After saying that, Buck Yazhen ran out with her arms swung.

The charterer was chasing after him.

The scene is very funny.

The camera moved with the two of them, and then fell on Jiangbao who was taking a bath under the faucet.

Just this scene of brushing teeth, washing hair, and then taking a shower under the faucet made the whole theater laugh again.

The famous scene ahead is coming.

There was no water in the faucet. Jiangbao stood up and raised his head, shouting: "Charterer, charterer!"

Jiangbao, with half of her **** exposed, immediately left a deep impression on the audience.

After the charter woman opened the window, Jiang Bao asked, "Why is there suddenly no water?"

The charterer immediately went downstairs and started a verbal sparring match, which made everyone in the room unable to reply.

Another long shot, shot to the end.

The fried hawker's English version of Good Morning, the tailor's sissy moves, and the silent coolie who just carries the parcel.

At the end, the charter woman slapped Jiang Bao on the face.

"Don't think I won't hit you because you're handsome."

The theater was already filled with laughter.

When the charterer went back, she happened to bump into the charterer who was peeping on Aunt Six taking a bath.

The landlord asked: "Why does it take so long to buy porridge?"

The landlord quibbled: "Didn't I buy it back? I just helped an old woman cross the road."

"Then what are you doing here?"

"Let me see if there are any perverts watching people take a shower."

Finally, an old woman came out and pointed at him.

The charterer thought he had escaped, but the lipstick mark left by his buck-toothed face had already given him away.

Then when the two returned to the bedroom, the landlord was beaten and thrown out of the window. Finally, a flower pot was smashed on his head. Blood was flowing on the ground. It looked very serious.

Jiang Bao poked the charterer with a branch, but nothing happened to the charterer, and all the residents of the Pig Cage Walled City who were watching dispersed.

By this time, the audience had realized that this landlord was no ordinary person.

The audience's imagination is still very rich, and everyone is already wondering whether these people are all hidden masters.

Another scene that lasted only a few minutes introduced the appearance of the Pig Cage Walled City to the audience, and also introduced several characters.

Pi Dan said in his heart again: "Awesome!"

The rhythm of the entire movie is as sharp as ever, without any sloppiness or irritation.

The scene turned and Xu Ye and Cao Jianhua appeared.

In the movie "Kung Fu", the protagonist has no name, but the final cast list says "star".

This name was chosen very casually, and it was never mentioned in the movie.

Xu Ye didn't add anything else and had to give this character a name.

Then continue to call him Xingzi.

As for the little follower of Xing Zai played by Cao Jianhua, his name is actually "Gu", but everyone calls this character Fat Zai Cong because the actor is named Lin Zicong.

Xu Ye didn't change it and just continued to call it that. It wasn't a big problem.

In order to play this role, Cao Jianhua also made preparations in advance and gained twenty pounds.

After the two appeared, they entered the Pig Cage Walled City aggressively and arrived at Jiang Bao's barber shop.

After Jiang Bao gave Fat Zai Cong a haircut, Xing Zai didn't want to pay. The two pretended to be members of the Ax Gang and wanted to extort money.

But Jiangbao didn't care about their identities at all.

Everyone who watched this scene couldn't stop laughing.

Soon, Xingzai was surrounded by a group of people from the Pig Cage Walled City.

The famous scene ahead strikes again!

Xingzi first called out a woman who looked very honest, but was punched until she vomited blood.

I saw a dwarf standing in the crowd and called out, but it turned out that the other person was a big man about two meters tall, who was just sitting on a chair.

Another old man was picked out, and it turned out that the old man was covered in muscles.

Finally, I called a child out.

Children also have muscles all over their bodies.

Xingzai spread his hands and said helplessly: "Hey, no one looks like a human being. It's because of your own failure. Today's duel is cancelled!"

The audience couldn't stop laughing while watching this segment.

"This village is really a crouching tiger, hidden dragon."

"How come everyone is so awesome!"

"Xu Ye will find reasons for himself."

At this time, Jiangbao came here with his charter wife.

Jiangbao pointed at Xingzi and said, "He blackmailed me." The charterer had a cigarette in her mouth and looked indifferent.

Xingzi also provoked: "Fat woman, you are the one in charge, right?"

The charterer took off her slippers and slapped Xingzi in the face.

There was a snap, and the sound was very clear.

"Hey, Ax Gang!" Xingzi shouted.

The charterer didn't care at all, and continued to hit Xingzai's face with slippers, which made Xingzai run away quickly.

Watching this episode made me feel very happy.

"Xu Ye was beaten again, finally beaten again!"

And this time, the beating was much harder than in "Charlotte Trouble".

After all, it's a kung fu movie. If you don't get beaten, how can it be kung fu?

Pi Dan also saw that the charterer was a sharp-tongued person.

The character played by Xu Ye is a man who is greedy for money and cunning, bullying the weak and afraid of the strong.

If I had to find one advantage, it would be that my brain works very quickly.

The character creation methods in this movie are quite advanced.

After being beaten and unable to fight back, Xingzi escaped, lit a firecracker, and said sternly: "A cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of troops are coming to meet you!"

He threw the firecrackers into the sky and prepared to leave. He was pretending to call the Ax Gang, but in fact he knew that no one would come at all.

He was just maintaining his last bit of stubbornness.

But just at this time, the second boss of the Ax Gang walked past the door with someone, and the second boss's hat happened to be exploded by the firecracker just now.

The look is very funny.

For a moment, the audience became nervous.

Everyone knows that the second boss is a master, and he cut off the legs of the Crocodile Gang boss with an ax from all the way.

And the people in the Pig Cage Walled City are not ordinary people. It is obvious that a fight is coming.

Seeing that a battle was about to begin, the charterer ran away, leaving only Jiangbao and a group of ordinary people.

The second boss was about to take action against Jiang Bao, but suddenly a black shadow flashed across his face. The second boss had already flown out and landed in a water tank in the distance.

The second boss shouted for someone.

This time, the real Ax Gang shot through the clouds and arrows straight into the sky.

The Ax Gang is coming!

The scene changed, and buck-toothed Zhen was sitting in front of the dressing table applying lipstick. Suddenly there was a shock, and the lipstick drew a red mark on her face.

She opened the door angrily, only to see that the outside was occupied by the Ax Gang.

A group of people wearing suits and ties are very oppressive.

No one in the entire Pig Cage Walled City dared to resist when facing such a powerful enemy.

"Isn't there a master? Why don't you take action!" Pi Dan's girlfriend grabbed Pi Dan's arm tightly and said nervously.

Pi Dan was thinking the same thing, why don't you take action now?

It's time for the hidden master to take action!

At Brother Chen's command, a pair of siblings were brought to the center, and the Ax Gang poured kerosene on their bodies.

Brother Chen held a lighter in his hand and asked, "Who did it? Let me count to three."

"One, two..."

On the third hit, Brother Chen threw the lighter directly at the two siblings.

At this moment, a hand grabbed the lighter in the air.

Coolie stood up and said, "I did it."

Twelve-way tan kick master, coolie is strong in taking action!

A big war started quickly.

As soon as Kuiliqiang started fighting, Pidan glanced at his girlfriend beside him and said calmly:

"This person uses the Shaolin Twelve Road Tan Kung Fu. The hands are two doors. He relies solely on his legs to hit people. The Tan Kung Fu has four hands. People and ghosts will be worried when they see it. This is an outsider's skill."

Pidan's girlfriend heard this and said with admiration: "You know this."

Pi Dan smiled and said nothing. The reason why he could see the moves was because he checked the actor's information. The hard-working actor was the successor of the Twelve-Road Tan Kick!

On the big screen, although Coolie is very powerful, there are too many people in the Ax Gang, and he is just a master of boxing and kicking.

At this critical moment, the tailor master also took action.

He took off the metal ring from the clothes rail and put it on his forearm.

The iron ring came out, and Pi Dan also recognized the kung fu performed by this man.

Pi Dan introduced: "This is the Hong Family Iron Thread Fist, which can be used both hard and soft. The iron is strong and the thread is soft. It is both hard and soft, so it is called Iron Thread Fist. It is a set of advanced internal martial arts boxing techniques in the Hong Quan system. "

Coolie Qiang and the tailor master looked at each other, obviously neither of them expected that the other party would be a martial arts master.

While the two were fighting, someone from the Ax Gang had already gone to get a gun.

No matter how high your martial arts skills are, you are still afraid of guns.

At this critical moment, the former fried vendor took action.

When the fried hawker saw this, he stood up and looked at the wooden stick leaning against the wall.

When the Ax Gang men came over with guns, their guns were instantly knocked out by long sticks.

The fried hawker took action. He kicked the bench. The bench hit the long stick leaning against the wall. The long stick fell. The fried hawker grabbed a long stick and jumped forward, rushing towards the axe. Help everyone, the whole action is handsome and attractive.

Holding a long stick, he swept through thousands of armies and transformed every gun. His combat effectiveness was obviously much higher than the previous two.

Pi Dan's girlfriend asked: “What move is this?”

Pi Dan scratched his head in embarrassment. He really didn't recognize this move.

But, he can also use stick techniques.

The battle ended with the Ax Gang's defeat.

The whole fight scene was hearty and hearty, and the action design kept the entire auditorium transfixed.

Just one word, handsome!

In the Ax Gang, Brother Chen arrested both Xingzai and Fatty Cong, and Xingzai also showed off his lock-picking skills here.

Brother Chen decided to save Xingzai's life after seeing that he could unlock it.

By this point in the movie, the image of the main character has basically been established.

Xingzi is a little guy who wants to get ahead, but he chooses to be a bad guy to get ahead.

When Xing Zai and Fat Zai Cong were chatting, he said proudly: "I know martial arts. Do I have to teach you about Tathagata Palm even though I have learned it?"

Memories of childhood appeared.

It turned out that an old beggar on the roadside sold Xingzai a secret book on the Tathagata Palm.

The old beggar said: "You are so young and have strong muscles and bones. You are a martial arts talent that has only been seen in a century. If one day you are allowed to open up the Ren and Du channels, you will be like a flying dragon!"

Under the beggar's trick, Xingzai bought the secret book from the beggar.

Fatty Cong asked: "So you gave him all your belongings?"

Xingzi said: "Yes, I originally planned to use this money to study and become a doctor or lawyer in the future, but in order to maintain world peace."

When Xingzi was a child, he practiced the Tathagata Palm according to the contents in the books.

When a group of children bullied a mute girl when she was young, Xingzai stood up and thought he could defeat these people with the Tathagata Palm.

But his secret book is actually fake, and you can buy it for two yuan.

Xing Zai couldn't defeat the opponent at all and was even humiliated.

The scene returned to the present, and Xingzi said: "From now on, I understand that good people are not rewarded. I want to be a bad guy, and I want to kill people!"

By now, Pi Dan was already looking forward to it.

"The Tathagata Divine Palm is not a lie, Xingzi must really know martial arts!"

What he wanted to see was what Xing Zai would look like after he learned martial arts.

The mute girl played by Tang Siqi also appeared in subsequent plots.

When Xingzi took the ice cream from the mute girl, he already recognized that the other person was the girl he wanted to protect when he was a child.

But now, he was disheveled, with an unkempt beard and dirty hair.

With just one glance, Xingzai withdrew his gaze and said viciously: "What are you looking at? Have you ever seen someone who doesn't pay for food?"

After saying that, he turned around and ran away.

He jumped on the tram, stood at the back of the tram, looked at the mute girl chasing him, and laughed.

It's just that this laughter is a little bitter.

The mute girl stopped after chasing him for a few steps. She kept looking at the direction Xingzai was leaving with reluctance, and finally there was a look of pain on her face.

Although the mute girl played by Tang Siqi has no lines, her pure and delicate temperament has come out.

Pi Dan had forgotten about the cheongsam woman just now, but said in his heart: "I like this too."

(End of chapter)

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