This Star is Legal But Sick Chapter 587

Chapter 587: Thousands of years of hard work to start a business, in exchange for this spring-filled home (two chapters in one)

Conflict is needed in any comedy. Yang Baoyin has already seen the conflict in this sketch, which is the different understanding of beauty between Captain Mo and Master Fan.

　　Because they grew up in different environments, their understanding of beauty is also different.

 A complete story cannot only write about conflicts without giving results. Yang Baoyin could feel that the final destination of this sketch must be on this costume.

 In the barrage, some viewers also discovered this.

“Everyone, pay attention to Captain Mo's clothes. He has sleeves on his arms and a tape measure hanging around his neck. These are very detailed.”

 “Make a note of the clothing, the key words will be tested later.”

 Some viewers conducted popular science in the barrage.

 The skit continues.

When Captain Mo asked to change clothes again, Master Fan stopped him again.

Master Fan was already a little angry and said: "If you don't explain clearly, changing clothes will not help. Come and listen to me and divide into two rows."

 All the model team members separated to both sides and stood in two diagonal teams.

 Such a formation allows the audience to clearly see everyone's expressions and movements.

As a result, Captain Mo also sneaked into the team. Master Fan originally asked a team member to come out, but Captain Mo walked out of the team and almost bumped into Master Fan.

Master Fan asked: "What is this for?"

 He pointed at the team member and said, "I asked him to come out and feel it."

 Captain Mo also pointed to the team member: "You, come out and endure it."

 There was another burst of laughter from the audience.

  A female captain came between Captain Mo and Master Fan.

This female team member is one of the contestants of the Laughing Theater. Xu Ye took the initiative when he was selecting actors.

 She is distinguished by a pair of rubber boots on her feet.

 The female team member smiled and said, "Hello, Master Fan."

 After Master Fan responded, he began to explain.

 “Everyone should find this feeling.”

He walked towards the auditorium and said passionately: "Then this passage is the overpass of the Paris Fashion Fair."

 “You are supermodels, you are the world's supermodels, you are the world's supermodel Amane Anne!”

 This Amene Anne is actually a supermodel in this world.

But after Master Fan finished speaking, Captain Mo and the members of the model team all showed doubts on their faces.

 Everyone's expressions were like asking, who is Amene Anne?

 But the atmosphere is here, so let's applaud!

 Everyone started to applaud.

Then Captain Mo narrowed his eyes and pressed down with his hands, and the applause suddenly stopped.

Master Fan was still immersed in his passionate emotions. When he returned to the female team members, he twisted his hips and walked out with a somewhat arrogant pace.

 This action caused everyone to laugh again.

He stood up and said seriously: "Listen to my command, one, two, three, come!"

 Captain Mo on the side immediately answered: "What do you mean?"

Master Fan took a deep breath and said helplessly, "I'm speaking English."

 After the words fell, the team member showed a nervous expression on his face.

Captain Mo smiled and said: "Master Fan, this is a professional chicken farmer. What he fears most is the eagle."

 The audience could not hold their nerves.

 “Cross-server chat!”

 “Master Fan's pretense failed.”

  “I think what you say makes sense.”

Master Fan also compromised. He said helplessly: "One, two, mountain, cubit."

 The professional chicken farmer walked forward slowly.

 Master Fan and Captain Mo walked forward together with the captain.

Master Fan said with satisfaction: "Very good, great."

Suddenly, he passed in front of the female team member and reached the other side. At the same time, Captain Mo also immediately ran from behind the female team member to the other side.

 The positions of the two people are interchanged.

Just this simple action makes the audience feel very funny, but there is no sense of violation at all.

Master Fan pointed forward with his hand and said: "Look forward and see, all the flashing lights are pointing at you, 歘昘歘昘昘, they keep flashing!"

 The next second, Master Fan and Captain Mo changed places again.

his hand kept poking at the female team member, and said: "All men's eyes are directed at you, 歘欻欻歘欻欻..."

 In an instant, both the audience at the scene and those watching the video burst into laughter.

Of course, it wasn't just the audience who laughed.

 The female team member also covered her face and laughed.

 Master Fan was a little angry and helpless and said: "What are you laughing at?"

 Subsequently, Captain Mo reprimanded the female team member. The female team member became angry, turned back to the team, and went on strike.

 Captain Mo said seriously: "She doesn't understand."

Master Fan also explained: "I am guiding her."

 Captain Mo said calmly: "I know you are seducing her."

 There was another burst of laughter.

As for the barrage, it is very simple, just a series of "hahahaha".

Captain Mo smiled and said: "Guide, inspire, in this way, I completely understand what you mean. Can I inspire her according to your directing methods?"

 Master Fan was already a little tired and agreed to Captain Mo's request.

After getting permission, Captain Mo immediately returned to the stage. This time he ordered a male player to come out. This male player was wearing a white coat with a cow printed on it.

 Because he is a cattle farmer.

Captain Mo invited Master Fan to come to the stage, but this time, Master Fan took two steps forward when he came up, his movements were very cool.

 And all this was seen by Captain Mo.

 Captain Mo also began to speak like Master Fan.

 “Attention, everyone must find this feeling.”

“This passage is the Balizhuang Bridge at the head of the village.”

“Remember, you are model workers, you are county-level model workers, provincial-level model workers, and you will become famous model workers in the world in the future.”

Captain Mo came to the front of the stage as he spoke.

 He continued to imitate Master Fan's words: "Ah...what!"

He turned around and thought about walking on the stage. He originally wanted to imitate Master Fan's steps just now, but he almost sprained his foot.

This action is also a baggage.

In Beijing, Yang Baoyin couldn't laugh at all.

 The structure and rhythm of this sketch, and even every detail, are so well controlled.

 In the design of the sketch, the actors must perform dramatic actions at all times.

 After all, the time on stage is only ten minutes. Once there is a gap, the audience's attention will drop and they will lose interest in the program.

 In this skit, Captain Mo's walking movements are accurate to every movement, and his speech is accurate to every expression.

 From the beginning to now, the audience's attention has never dropped.

 This is an absolute reflection of the director's ability.

 “No, he really knows how to do it!”

Yang Baoyin felt a cold sweat break out all over his body because of embarrassment. He no longer dared to think about what the audience would think of him after the skit was over.

“It's not over yet. He is just a crested man now. A good job at the beginning does not mean a good job at the end. Only the crested head, pig belly and leopard tail are complete, which is an excellent work!”

At this time, in another community in Beijing.

CCTV Director He Jiangtao is watching TV with his wife and son at home.

 What was playing on TV was "Red Sorghum Model Team".

He Jiangtao and his wife are actually not interested in this kind of online variety show, but they are both fans of Mo Xincheng.

 Their youngest son is a fan of Xu Ye.

This time Xu Ye and Mo Xincheng collaborated, and the family just agreed to take a look at this sketch starring Mo Xincheng.

 After the sketch started, He Jiangtao became interested in this subject.

 The conflict between rural areas and cities, and the conflict between villagers and city dwellers, are the favorite conflicts used by some of CCTV's language programs.

There was also such a skit in this year's Spring Festival Gala, but the response was not good.

 In addition to the reasons for the director and actors, there is also a reason for the screenwriter.

The screenwriters have never spent time in the villages, and the works they write have stereotypes about the villagers.

Xu Ye's sketch is completely different.

 From the beginning to the present, whether it is Captain Mo or Master Fan, these two characters are quite likable. Master Fan does not preach to Captain Mo from above, and Captain Mo communicates with Master Fan on an equal footing without being humble or condescending.

 “This sketch is of good quality.” He Jiangtao said.

His son immediately said: "That's necessary. This is the book written by Xu Ye."

“Xu Ye, it's really different.”

He Jiangtao is still very impressed by Xu Ye.

 On TV, the skit continues.

 Captain Mo continued to imitate Master Fan: "Listen to my command, one, !@#, &%..."

 The last two calls were just nonsense.

 Captain Mo and the audience laughed.

 You don't know English either!

Master Fan said helplessly: "Count three."

 Captain Mo regained his serious expression: "One, two, three, Connie go in!"

 He couldn't say "come", and the last word was an onomatopoeia, so it was yelled out.

The male player was startled and jumped off the stage.

 Captain Mo and Master Fan followed immediately.

"Okay, very good. Keep your chest up and your head up. Do you look at it?" Captain Mo said.

 Captain Mo and Master Fan quickly changed positions.

“Ahead is a fiery red sorghum field! This is corn, this is soybeans, it's a good harvest! Farmers with a good harvest are harvesting grain!”

Captain Mo pointed forward as he spoke, and the male team members followed Captain Mo's hand and looked over with confusion in their eyes.

As for Master Fan next to him, he looked helpless and hesitated to speak.

Captain Mo continued: "Just look at all the **** men waving their sickles, finishing a piece of sorghum!"

“Look at this, all lesbians are just like a piece of corn.”

 The male team members have been scared away by Captain Mo's words.

Captain Mo hadn't noticed yet, but when he was preparing to blow again, he almost hit Master Fan's face.

Master Fan advised: "Let's hurry up, why don't we get involved in labor again?"

 Captain Mo said a little aggrievedly: "We are just workers."

 After these words came out, He Jiangtao's heart was suddenly touched.

This line is very plain, but very simple.

 Time is running out, Captain Mo decided to let everyone train in groups, and the remaining people will continue to train here.

 Actually, this group of people went to the back to change clothes.

Master Fan also planned to teach the basic steps from the beginning. Captain Mo said: "Master Fan, I think it's too late for the basic steps. In this way, their conditions are not very good. You teach me, and I can accept it faster."

“Once I know it, they will know it. I feel relieved now that you are gone.”

Shadiao netizens burst out laughing after hearing this.

“Their conditions are better than yours, Captain Mo!”

 “Where did you discover that you are receptive quickly?”

 “Master Fan, he is cursing you!”

Then, under the guidance of Master Fan, Captain Mo stood in the middle of the team. However, when Master Fan asked him to retreat, Captain Mo turned his back to the audience and almost retreated outside the stage.

 After he returned to the team, Master Fan asked him to turn backwards. Captain Mo was all in trouble.

Master Fan said: "Everyone listen to my beat."

 Captain Mo asked: "What is beat?"

Master Fan explained: "The rhythm is one big, two big."

 Captain Mo followed up: "Third uncle, fourth uncle!"

The team members next to them also had confused faces and acted very cutely.

 Then, Captain Mo took three steps forward.

Master Fan said: "Put your chest out!"

 Captain Mo puffed up his chest.

 “Tighten the abdomen.”

 Captain Mo lowered his belly.

 “Hip lift.”

 Captain Mo raised his hips.

 The audience was already laughing.

 Because every action of Captain Mo is not done together, it is independent.

 As soon as I raised my chest, my abdomen disappeared.

Mo Xincheng and Hu Jinping on the stage almost laughed out loud.

Master Fan continued: "Squint at forty-five degrees."

Captain Mo was originally looking to the right, turned around and then suddenly looked to the left, just staring at Master Fan.

Master Fan was speechless again and said, "Look what I'm doing, the upper left corner is 45 degrees."

 Captain Mo smiled and said, "I saw it."

 “Okay, get ready!”

As soon as Master Fan finished speaking, Captain Mo raised his right hand and placed his left hand by his side as if he had grasped a handle, making a motion of pressing the handle down.

Master Fan couldn't hold himself any longer. He put his hands on his hips and said angrily, "What are you doing?"

Captain Mo said with admiration: "Teacher Fan, you are so lively. I admire you. Won't you let me spray pesticides on the fruit trees?"

“How can this be pesticide spraying?”

Captain Mo said seriously: "You just unknowingly directed a labor procedure for spraying pesticides on fruit trees."

 “How is this a labor procedure?” Master Fan still didn't understand.

Captain Mo demonstrated: "The abdominal tightening is to tighten the lower abdomen, the hip lifting is to lock the medicine box, the squinting is to see the fruit trees clearly, the pressure is applied here and the spray is applied. The rhythm is like this."

Captain Mo pretended to press the pressure lever of the medicine box with his left hand, and started to move the spray rod of the medicine box with his right hand.

“Pfft, one pee, two pee, three pee, four pee…”

 Mo Xincheng himself has rich experience in rural life, and his performance is very vivid.

 Master Fan was completely helpless. He couldn't understand Captain Mo's thoughts at all.

This kind of conflict and contrast is not expressed in a nonsensical way.

 But in terms of character and identity.

Yang Baoyin looked at this scene and was thinking about the subsequent development.

According to conventional thinking, it was Master Fan who persuaded Captain Mo to establish a modern farmer model team. This is also very positive.

 But if this is the case, it will fall into the lower category.

Xu Ye never plays his cards according to the routine, and he will never handle it this way.

Master Fan said: "We can't communicate anymore, I have to go back quickly."

Captain Mo quickly advised: "Master Fan, Master Fan, I don't think we can leave. A man is just like a horse or a saddle. You have to look at his appearance and see through it. You have to look at the clothes you are wearing. You didn't come here in vain."

 This is already the third time Captain Mo has carried clothes.

This time Master Fan did not refuse, and he agreed after the team members' entreaty.

 After the team members left, Master Fan asked: "Captain Mo, why do you always have to change your clothes?"

Captain Mo said earnestly: "What are you watching when the costume model performs without changing clothes?"

Master Fan said sternly: "Have you ever seen a real costume show?" "I often watch it on TV."

 “What kind of thing is it?”

Captain Mo gestured and said: "How about wrapping your head in silk, exposing your shoulders, wearing a glass ball, and shaking your hips while walking down the aisle."

 Master Fan looked impatient.

Captain Mo asked: "Can you work wearing these?"

Master Fan wanted to defend himself, but was interrupted by Captain Mo.

“Master Fan, I think your clothes are for others to see, while our clothes represent those who rush to the front line of labor!”

Master Fan said angrily: "Why do you always talk about labor?"

Captain Mo was dissatisfied and said, "Teacher Fan, why don't you love labor so much?"

 “Labor and beauty are two different things!”

 Captain Mo's face suddenly changed, showing an angry expression, but it returned to normal in just a moment.

He said loudly: "Teacher Fan, I think workers are the most beautiful people!"

 After these words came out, the whole audience burst into cheers.

 The barrage completely exploded at this moment.

"well said!"

 “Workers are the most beautiful people!”

 “Me too!”

After hearing this sentence, Yang Baoyin's expression froze.

 The reason why he was surprised was that this skit was actually sublimated.

There was no way that Master Fan educated Captain Mo, but the theme of the entire sketch was brought out so naturally.

This topic is too high!

 “Then what's next?”

Yang Baoyin had no idea how to deal with it next.

 At first it was Master Fan who convinced Captain Mo, but now it seems that Captain Mo convinced Master Fan.

If Master Fan can be convinced in just a few words, then this sketch can only be said to be an anticlimax.

If it were him, it is very likely that Captain Mo would just say a few more high-profile words here to push the mood up. Master Fan would understand and respect it, everyone would have a good time, and then the skit would end.

“No, no, it won't end here. Those team members have gone to change clothes. There is more content to follow!”

On the other side, He Jiangtao clapped his thigh excitedly after hearing what Captain Mo said.

"OK!"

He and his wife were deeply touched by this sentence. He Jiangtao said in his heart: "Being separated from labor means being separated from the masses."

 Captain Mo's voice came from the TV.

“Without the hard work of workers all over the world, what would you eat? Without the hard work of ordinary people, what would you wear? If you don't have food and clothing, why are you so beautiful?”

 After saying this, Master Fan still didn't understand.

He said impatiently: "Okay, okay, let's hurry up, okay?"

 Captain Mo began to unbutton his coat and said, "Teacher Fan, look at it. It's not that we don't have costumes. I'll put them on for you to see."

 After taking off his coat, he revealed a short-sleeved shirt.

 The short sleeves are golden, and there is a red character "Feng" with white letters on the belly.

 Golden is the color of the fruit.

 Fruits represent a good harvest.

At this moment, Captain Mo's face became solemn. He threw his clothes and hat to Master Fan and shouted, “Are you ready?”

Rough shouts rang out from around the stage.

"Hi!"

 A group of actors wearing sheepskin coats and woolen hats took to the stage.

 Amidst everyone's shouts, Captain Mo walked to the top.

Music sounded at this moment.

 With the sound of music, Captain Mo sang loudly.

 “Hey, hey, hey, hey~”

As soon as the singing started, many of the audience stood up.

 The people at the instructor's table and the celebrity guest table also stood up one after another.

 The barrage also scrolled quickly.

 “She actually sang!”

 “Good guy, singing in the sketch again!”

“I can even see Teacher Mo singing in sketches in my lifetime.”

Because Xu Ye had already done a sketch with rap in the last sketch, so now that Mo Xincheng starts singing, everyone doesn't think it's strange.

 It's not like skits cannot be combined with singing.

Especially this music was composed by Xu Ye.

On Earth, the person who composed the lyrics and music for "Red Sorghum Model Team" is called Yao Ming, not Yao Ming who plays basketball.

 Yao Ming is a national first-level composer. His representative works include "A Big Bowl of Tea at the Qianmen" and the classic song "The Road to Heaven is Wide and Broad" from "The Sequel to Journey to the West", etc.

 There is no doubt about his level.

If you listen carefully to the song "Tongtian Avenue is Wide and Broad" and "Red Sorghum Model Team", you can also find that the two songs actually have some similarities in style.

　　After Captain Mo sang the first line, the atmosphere in the audience was already ignited.

Music sounded and colorful lights flashed on the stage.

Music is full of rhythm.

Who says farmers can't be fashionable?

Captain Mo took big strides. He was not walking like a cat. He was walking with a confident pace that belonged to him and a pace that belonged to the people.

 He stood in the middle of the four dancers, dancing and singing together.

 “Big cotton-padded jacket, two cotton-padded trousers~”

“Sheepskin on the inside and cloth on the outside~”

“Even if it's minus 40 or 50 degrees, we won't be scared if it's cold when we put it on~”

 “Cleave mountains, split ridges, and cut down big trees~”

The loud voices of the people gathered together, strong and powerful.

 Captain Mo's voice came out.

 “This is what I call labor protection!”

Everyone sang in unison: "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey~"

The audience in the audience has all stood up.

Everyone never expected that Mo Xincheng would lead a group of people to rap on the stage!

 But every word of this rap has been sung into people's hearts.

It's not the rap of a rapper, it's the kind of rap that comes from the land.

“Dean, you are really awesome, I can actually hear Teacher Mo singing and rapping.”

 “This is the real Chinese rap!”

 “It's so lively, I want to dance with this group of people!”

 “Their clothes are really fashionable.”

 The online audience was also shocked.

In the capital, Yang Baoyin has stood up.

 When the team members came out again, others were dumbfounded.

  It ended with a song!

  Instead of preaching forcefully, he sang songs.

At this time, a group of female dancers carrying baskets came out on the stage.

 The clothes everyone wears are also specially designed, printed with various fruit patterns.

 Captain Mo started dancing with the group of female dancers.

 The singing continues.

“Watermelon is sweet and cucumber is fragrant~”

 “Carrying a wicker basket in the harvest season~”

“The grains will be plentiful, the mountains and rivers will be magnificent, and droughts and floods will ensure the harvest of our black land~”

　　The camera showed the faces of the audience in the audience, and everyone had a smile on their face.

 Captain Mo's singing voice came.

“The land is the mother and labor is the father. As long as you sow the seeds, everything will bear fruit~”

 “Hey hey hey hey hey hey~”

After this line was sung, an actor in a red dress walked down the stairs while dancing.

 Her shape is like a chili pepper.

This actor is a professional dancer and was recommended by Mo Xincheng.

Even though the twisting action seems very simple, ordinary dancers really can't do it.

On Earth, Xiaojiao's true identity is the Vice Chairman of the Chinese Dancers Association and a national first-class actor. There is no doubt about his strength.

This solo dance has a unique style.

At this time, Master Fan, who originally didn't pay much attention to the beauty of the countryside, had already held his mobile phone in his hand and watched Little Pepper dancing with admiration.

Mo Xincheng gathered in front of Xiaojiao and sang:

 “A burning heart, a burning love~”

 “The hot little chili pepper makes her heart red~”

 The chorus of the crowd came.

 “The fiery eyes can speak~”

 “The hot little one is so annoying~”

 “A hot performance is all about labor~”

　　When singing this part, Pepper's eyes seemed to be able to talk, and they were so sparkling.

 Master Fan has pointed his cell phone at Little Pepper and started recording.

 His face was full of smiles.

 He has been infected by the working people.

 Captain Mo's voice sounded.

“Hot Teacher Fan, please criticize me more~”

 “The next combination includes a hot me~”

 “Excuse me, Teacher Fan, I have to go styling~”

 Everyone immediately retreated to both sides of the stage, and two more teams appeared behind the stage and walked down the stairs.

 The clothes they wear are corn-shaped, and each one is different.

 “This dress is so cool!”

“Hey guys, Chili Pepper's style is fashionable enough. Please give me the link to this corn suit!”

 “What's the matter with being a little moved?”

 On the barrage, the audience is also expressing their opinions.

It is obviously a very lively show, and even everyone's clothes are very weird, but for some reason, everyone feels a little moved while listening to the songs and watching the dances.

 “Let's go, let's go, change where you want~”

“Whether it's a rural city or a strong young man~”

Amidst the singing, the young man in corn clothes came to the front of the stage, and Captain Mo also stood in the middle of them and danced with them.

 “You are clothed with the earth, and you are clothed with the sky~”

 “I'm walking on the Yangguan Road, and I'm running for the sweet days~”

At this time, the female dancers wearing green tops and red skirts came to the front.

 Red represents the flowers and green represents the leaves.

 Everyone started dancing together.

　　The singing also reached the ears of all the audience at this moment.

“Thousands of years of hard work have led to a home filled with spring~”

 For a time, many young viewers thought of "That Rabbit" which just finished last night.

 From 1840 to now, China has traveled nearly two hundred years.

Every step here is very difficult, with the dedication of countless heroes and people.

Everyone's strength came together to create today's Chunman Home.

 At the instructor's table, Feng Yan clapped her hands in time with the rhythm, and she was also a little tearful.

 Some of the audience members at the scene also had sparkling eyes.

 On the barrage, countless barrages passed quickly.

“I watched Laughter Theater just to laugh. What do you mean by touching me?”

"Not the dean? Are you sick? You're in tears!"

 “Brother, stop it, I just finished watching the rabbit, please let me go!”

 “This skit should be on the Spring Festival Gala!”

 “This program instantly beats all the sketches in the Spring Festival Gala.”

In the capital, He Jiangtao had a look of surprise on his face.

“Shouldn't this skit be on our CCTV stage?”

After "Workers Are the Most Beautiful People" came out, He Jiangtao was already convinced. After the following lyrics came out, his heart became hot.

 This is a truly down-to-earth sketch.

 He wished he could move this skit to the Spring Festival Gala right away.

“Xu Ye must be invited to write a sketch for next year's Spring Festival Gala!”

 He Jiangtao made a decision in his heart.

As for Yang Baoyin, when the words "Chunmanjiayuan" came out, he sat down on the sofa.

 Comparing all the sketches he created before with "Red Sorghum Model Team", they are far behind. They are not on the same level at all.

 “It's not a bad loss!”

Yang Baoyin was completely convinced this time.

 The structure of this sketch is perfect.

Only now did he understand what kind of opponent he was fighting against.

 You are good at classic comedy and nonsense!

 On the TV, singing continued to come.

 “You are clothed with the earth, and you are clothed with the sky~”

 “I'm walking on the Yangguan Road, and I'm running for the sweet days~”

“Thousands of years of hard work have led to a home filled with spring~”

Master Fan took his mobile phone and videotaped everyone. He was already convinced.

 The rough singing voice echoed on the stage.

“Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey~”

"Hi!!!"

 Amid the singing of everyone, the sketch "Red Sorghum Model Team" officially ended.

 After the singing stopped, the audience burst into warm applause and cheers.

 A small window also popped up on the online audience playback page.

 "Please vote for "Red Sorghum Model Team"."

Countless viewers clicked to vote immediately, and all ten votes were cast.

 This sketch is worth it!

PS: Cui Kai, the screenwriter of "Red Sorghum Model Team", is a national first-level screenwriter. He Qingkui is a national first-level screenwriter. They have many works. Actors Zhao Benshan and Fan Wei, as well as the dancing Little Pepper, are national first-level actors. The composer Yao Ming is a national first-level composer, and the director Zhang Huizhong is a first-level director of the LN Provincial TV Drama Production Center. His representative works include "Selling Kidnappings", "Selling Cars", etc.

 The phrase “Land is the mother and labor is the father”.

William Petty, a classical British political scientist, wrote in his book "On Taxation" that "labor is the father of wealth, and land is the mother of wealth."

 Marx also quoted these two sentences when he wrote "Das Kapital".

 (End of this chapter)

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