This Star is Legal But Sick Chapter 542

Chapter 542 Don't pity me because I am a delicate flower

Laughter rang out again in the theater.

Lin Shuo was dumbfounded.

There is something wrong with your expansion!

How can you play like this?

He hurriedly looked at the boy who was still standing straight. The boy was already amused by the scene just now.

However, he did not sit up straight again, and still maintained a posture ready to leave at any time.

“It's just this plot that attracted him. Once the rest of the plot gets boring, this boy will definitely leave again!” Lin Shuo thought to himself.

When Tang Bohu returned to the hall again, Qiuxiang had already disappeared.

He hurried to the river and found a boatman to chase the official ship of Washington.

Lin Shuo recognized the boatman actor at a glance. Isn't he Du Chonglin?

“Du Chonglin has a **** acting skill!”

Lin Shuo complained in his heart.

Tang Bohu got on the boatman's boat. The scene changed and the boatman was driving Tang Bohu on the water with his paddle.

The boatman smiled and said: "Sir, you really know your stuff. There are so many boats but you picked mine. I'm famous for being quick."

"Yeah?"

"Of course."

Tang Bohu looked down in horror. Half of his body was already submerged in the water.

Tang Bohu said in horror: "Your ship is sinking!"

The boatman was still rowing, and said calmly: "Didn't I say that it sinks quickly if it sinks?"

The conversation between the two once again aroused laughter in the theater.

As a result, the two people were chatting and rowing at the same time. When they reached the last sentence of the conversation, the two people were completely submerged in the water.

Here, Tang Bohu also reached a cooperation with the boatman. The boatman helped Tang Bohu sneak into Washington, and Tang Bohu gave the boatman the money he earned.

When this episode was over, Lin Shuo saw the boy who had stood up and was about to leave, leaning back on the chair again, and his whole body relaxed.

Obviously, this boy is not ready to leave.

Lin Shuo was completely helpless.

The audience, who were about to leave at all times, were suddenly pulled back.

There are so many laughs here. It's just a simple plot of chatting with a boatman, and it creates a lot of baggage with just a few lines.

It can be said that the whole plot is completely pointless.

If you go to the toilet, you will miss a lot of fun places.

“No, I absolutely can't laugh, there's no way this kind of **** can make me laugh!”

The scene changed again. Tang Bohu and the boatman had arrived at the gate of Washington.

The boatman pretended to be dead and lay on the trolley, and Tang Bohu began the drama of selling himself to bury his father.

Unexpectedly, he actually encountered a competitor.

Subsequently, Tang Bohu and his rival prostitute began to compete in front of Qiuxiang and Sister Shiliu.

This kind of competitive drama also aroused the curiosity of the audience.

The prostitute is so miserable, how can Tang Bohu compare to him?

While Tang Bohu was talking endlessly in front of Qiuxiang and Sister Shiliu, the dog tied by a chain barked at the feet of the prostitute and fell to the ground.

The prostitute hugged the dog sadly and said: "Wangcai...Wangcai, you can't die, Wangcai...You have been with me for so long, you have been loyal to me, and you are sincere and sincere, but now I don't even have a full meal." I'm sorry for letting you eat it!"

Lin Shuo couldn't hold himself any longer.

Those who knew it thought your dog had died, and those who didn't know thought your father had died.

You can still play like this!

His hands were on his thighs, forcing himself to suppress his laughter.

“I can't laugh, I absolutely can't laugh!”

Tang Bohu was also confused by this scene, and he quickly lowered his head.

Just at this moment, a cockroach crawled across the ground.

Tang Bohu shouted loudly: "Be careful!"

Sister Pomegranate retreated and stepped on the cockroach.

In an instant, Tang Bohu's face turned into one of grief. He knelt down and lifted up the cockroach corpse.

“Xiaoqiang, Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you, Xiaoqiang? Xiaoqiang, you can't die. I have been dependent on you and have shared joys and sorrows with you for so many years. I have always taught and raised you as my own flesh and blood. I didn't expect that today a white-haired person will send a black-haired person..."

When Tang Bohu said these words in grief, Lin Shuo couldn't bear it anymore and laughed so loudly that tears came out of his eyes.

“You are crazy! What the **** is Xiaoqiang doing!”

Lin Shuo really couldn't help it.

In a closed environment like a movie theater, laughter is contagious.

This time the audience laughed more intensely than ever before.

On earth, after the movie "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance" became popular, all dogs were named Wangcai and all cockroaches were named Xiaoqiang.

That's the impact of this movie.

Classics never go out of style.

After laughing, Lin Shuo realized the gaffe he had just made.

He quickly looked around and breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that everyone was concentrating on watching the movie and no one was paying attention to him.

"How did Xu Ye come up with this kind of plot? Is this the talent of mental patients?"

Such lines have never been seen in a movie before, let alone acted. In the film industry, it has always been said that comedy is more difficult than tragedy.

It is harder to make people laugh than to cry.

This movie has made the audience laugh many times since it was first screened.

Lin Shuo's expression has become solemn.

Previously, everyone thought it was impossible for Xu Ye, who was a film director for the first time, to bring a nonsensical comedy to the big screen.

The final result is estimated that only fans will pay for it, and the box office will not be very high.

But the facts will shatter these perceptions one by one.

On the screen, Tang Bohu and the prostitute continued to bicker.

This prostitute hit himself on the head with a stick and died in order to compare his misfortune.

The competitors are all dead, of course Tang Bohu wins, and Sister Pomegranate invites Tang Bohu to enter Washington.

The actor who plays Sister Pomegranate is an actress from the theater named Guo Yulu.

She acted diligently in the theater, and occasionally participated in some film and television dramas, but she never became popular.

Guo Yulu herself has no obsession with fame. The last time she was remembered was her performance in "National Treasure".

In Tang Bo Hu Dian Qiu Xiang, Guo Yulu boldly pretended to be ugly. She had no objection at all to being ugly, but found it quite interesting.

As actors, shouldn't they serve acting?

Sister Pomegranate appeared with Qiuxiang, and her flaming red lips left a deep impression on the audience.

Tang Bohu successfully sneaked into Washington and signed a contract to become a servant, and was awarded the number 9527. However, the life of a low-class servant in Washington was not very good.

In this section, the background music is the accompaniment of "Asking God", and the various scenes in it also make the audience laugh non-stop.

Finally Tang Bohu found an opportunity and met Sixiang flying a kite. He broke the kite string and the kite landed on the roof.

Sixiang called Tang Bohu and asked him to go to the roof and take down the kite.

Tang Bohu said happily: "But as a low-level servant, it is not convenient for me to come in."

He pointed to the sign at the door of the inner courtyard, which read, "Low-class servants and dogs are not allowed to enter."

Chun Xiaxiang smiled and said: "Whoever thinks you are a low-level servant, I only think you are a dog."

Lin Shuo immediately felt the irony after hearing this line.

In the subsequent plot, in Tang Bohu's fantasy, he and Qiuxiang kissed together.

Seeing this scene, Lin Shuo felt tingling all over his body and his fists clenched.

He really didn't expect that there would be a kissing scene!

Afterwards, Tang Bohu wanted to get close to Qiuxiang according to his dream plan, but was interfered by the housekeeper in Washington.

The housekeeper took out the painting of Qiu Xiang that Tang Bohu secretly painted, but thought it was Tang Bohu's painting of Sister Pomegranate.

After Tang Bohu was beaten up by everyone, he waited until night and prepared to approach Qiu Xiang quietly, but unexpectedly he met Sister Shiliu.

When Sister Pomegranate's appearance appeared, the theater burst into laughter again.

This shape is really ugly.

Next, the conversation between Sister Pomegranate and Tang Bohu was even more hilarious.

Sister Pomegranate thought that Tang Bohu had a crush on her, so Tang Bohu could only explain it seriously, but Sister Pomegranate became even more excited when she heard it.

Sister Pomegranate grabbed Tang Bohu's collar and said, "Come on, I've never tried it before. I'm a little nervous. Come on, come on."

Lin Shuo was already shuddering when he looked at Sister Shiliu.

Tang Bohu pushed Sister Pomegranate away, but unexpectedly, Sister Pomegranate was lying on the ground with her eyes closed and said intoxicatedly: "Stop talking, do it quickly, don't pity me because I am a delicate flower, use your strength."

The car is going very fast, please weld the car doors shut.

At this time, the four prostitutes also came to Washington and stomped Sister Pomegranate until she fainted.

The purpose of the four prostitutes coming to Washington is to enjoy the four fragrances of spring, summer, autumn and winter.

In order to protect Qiuxiang, Tang Bohu got entangled with the four prostitutes and led the four prostitutes around Washington. He took the opportunity to run into Qiuxiang's room.

Because Qiu Xiang did not recognize Tang Bohu's identity, Tang Bohu was humiliated by Qiu Xiang, and Tang Bohu also learned that Qiu Xiang actually admired Tang Bohu.

However, when Tang Bohu said that he was actually Tang Bohu, Qiuxiang didn't believe it at all.

Finally, the four prostitutes were stopped by the housekeeper of Washington, and Mrs. Hua appeared.

Mrs. Hua, played by Wu Yongxia, is so heroic that there was a burst of exclamations in the auditorium as soon as she appeared.

Those who can come to the cinema to watch movies will naturally know Wu Yongxia.

Many young people have forgotten that Wu Yongxia had her background in martial arts dramas.

　　With Mrs. Hua's slightest move, the four prostitutes were beaten to the ground.

The whole movement is smooth and flowing, free and elegant.

Lin Shuo's attention has been attracted by the movie.

He has also seen many works of Wu Yongxia, but has never seen Wu Yongxia like this.

He finally understood why Wu Yongxia accepted Xu Ye's invitation to star in this movie.

Such a role is very attractive to Wu Yongxia.

In the subsequent plot, Mrs. Hua discovered the collection of Tang Yin's poems left behind by Qiu Xiang at home. Tang Bohu took the initiative to stand up and admitted that the collection of poems was his, and took the blame for Qiu Xiang.

Obviously, Mrs. Hua has a grudge against the Tang family.

Mrs. Hua directly ordered Tang Bohu to be executed. Tang Bohu directly came up with a piece of rat treasure here.

　　When the four great talents were chatting before, Tang Bohu said that he had recently learned a new Western percussion instrument.

And here, this foreshadowing is used.

(End of this chapter)

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