This Star is Legal But Sick Chapter 540

Chapter 540 Why don't you smile?

In the movie, Tang Yin's paintings appear one after another, and Tang Yin's background is briefly introduced through the voice of the narration.

The story of the movie is naturally fictional, and Tang Yin's experience in real history and in the movie are completely different.

After Jing Xiyue heard that Tang Yin had eight beautiful and fragrant wives, she immediately complained in her heart.

“Xu Ye, you are definitely operating behind the scenes. The role given to He Haozhe is a lustful gambler, while the role given to you is a romantic and talented man with eight wives!”

She couldn't stand a woman, let alone the men in the cinema.

Jing Xiyue heard the man beside her say angrily: "Hello dog!"

Jing Xiyue glanced at the boy. She could already see that the veins on his arms were bulging and his fists were clenched.

The lineup of eight wives is really too strong.

The five members of China's number one girl group include Tang Siqi, who is currently very popular among the younger generation of actresses, Jiang Ziwei, who just won the best female singer, and Chen Yuxin, who earns money from singing for Xu Yehua.

From an image point of view, these eight people each have their own beauty, and each of them is a goddess in reality.

But now the eight people in the play are all Tang Bohu's wives.

Fortunately, Tang Bohu's married life was not happy.

These eight wives played cards all day long, and used Tang Bohu's works as table mats and tablecloths. They even took off a bird's head from the painting "Hundred Birds Facing the Phoenix" and used it as a rooster for mahjong tiles.

Not only the eight wives, but also Tang Bohu's mother was not a normal person.

After Jing Xiyue saw this plot, he thought of many real-life examples.

“Tang Bohu's mother thought that she would be happy after marrying him eight wives. Outsiders also envied Tang Bohu for marrying eight wives. But whether he was happy or not, could Tang Bohu himself not know?”

In this plot, Tang Bohu's mother and eight wives showed what it means to be messy.

If you say you are unhappy, we will directly threaten you with hanging.

If this were put into reality, just hearing such feelings would be enough to suffocate.

However, this paragraph is expressed in a humorous way, and it is not so depressing if you don't think about it carefully.

At the end, it was Tang Bohu who apologized to everyone.

A group of wives said: "Mr., please smile, just smile."

Tang Bohu stretched out his hand and pulled his mouth apart, showing a forced smile.

Eight wives continued: "The smile is too forced. I want to be happier and have a nice smile."

Tang Bohu continued to open his mouth and laughed out a classic laugh in the Mandarin version on Earth.

　　When he finished laughing, he found that the eight wives had stopped looking at him and continued playing mahjong.

Jing Xiyue already felt a little sorry for Tang Bohu.

She noticed that the veins on the boy next to her arm had disappeared and his clenched fists had been loosened.

The plot continues.

King Ning sent people to find Tang Bohu, but King Ning was plotting a rebellion. Tang Bohu did not want to get involved in this matter and asked Tang's mother to send these people away.

Tang's mother originally wanted to use Tang Bohu's illness to persuade King Ning's people to leave, but she didn't expect that King Ning had been prepared for this. These people came with the imperial doctor.

It doesn't matter if you are sick, I will just treat you.

When King Ning's people found Tang Bohu, they pushed the door open and saw Tang Bohu, who should have been seriously ill, eating chicken wings.

The theater suddenly burst into laughter.

Many of the plots in this movie were completely unexpected.

King Ning's men asked, “Didn't you say that he was seriously ill?”

Tang's mother said seriously: "He is very ill!"

“If you are very sick, how can you still have the appetite to eat chicken wings?”

Tang Mu looked at Prince Ning's men, then at Tang Bohu, and asked, "What's going on with you?"

Jing Xiyue burst into laughter.

At this time, Tang Bohu stretched out his finger and touched his chin. His brain was obviously thinking quickly.

Holding the chicken wings in one hand, he slowly stood up.

“It's simple because…”

The next second, Tang Bohu sang directly: "Braised wings, I like to eat~"

King Ning's men came out and said, “But your mother said you will ascend to heaven soon~”

Tang Mu immediately sang along: "The sooner you ascend to heaven, the more you should eat as hard as you can. If you don't eat now, you won't have the chance to eat again in the future~"

At the end, the three people stood side by side waving their arms and sang in unison:

“If you don't eat it now, you won't have the chance to eat it again in the future~”

　　When this song started playing, the whole auditorium was laughing without stopping.

Jing Xiyue looked at Xiaoyao, who was already laughing so hard that her whole body was shaking.

“How dare you say you don't like nonsense comedies?”

Jing Xiyue said proudly in her heart that she thought this was the only laugh in this plot.

It's a nonsensical comedy that makes you unexpected.

Ning Wang's men said: "It's rare for a person who is about to die to have such a good complexion as Tang Jieyuan. Doctor, please take Tang Jieyuan's pulse and see how serious it is."

The plot became tense again.

At first, the imperial doctor took Tang Bohu's pulse and felt that there was nothing wrong with Tang Bohu's pulse.

Tang Bohu immediately used martial arts to change his pulse.

What Jing Xiyue didn't expect was that electronic music actually sounded.

After the electronic music, there was a piece of music that seemed familiar to her.

Here, the name of the first piece of music that appeared when the imperial doctor took Tang Bohu's pulse was called "William Tell" Overture.

This tune also appeared in an episode of "Tom and Jerry" called "Tom in the Rocking Chair".

The reason why Jing Xiyue felt familiar was because she had heard this piece of music in "Tom and Jerry".

The imperial doctor was stunned by this music.

When he checked Tang Bohu's pulse for the second time, the music that sounded this time was very familiar to Jing Xiyue.

　　It is the song of "Men Should Improve themselves".

The song that originally appeared here was "General's Order".

The tune "A Man Should Strengthen Himself" was adapted from the ancient song "General Order". There is no "General Order" in this world, so Xu Ye directly used the chorus melody of "A Man Should Strengthen Himself".

This time, the imperial doctor was so frightened that he stood up.

King Ning's men immediately asked: “What's going on?”

The imperial doctor was surprised: "I have never heard of such a chaotic pulse!"

“What did you hear?”

The imperial doctor said: "Men should strengthen themselves!"

"What?!"

The whole theater was laughing like crazy at this moment.

After the New Year's Eve party in Guangdong Province, the song "Men Should Be Strong" has become popular all over the world. Even if everyone here has not actively listened to this song, they have all heard it passively. Everyone never expected that this wave could actually be linked to "Men Should Be Strong".

“What the **** is this! You are Tang Bohu trying to light the fragrance of autumn, how can a man think of himself as a man?”

Jing Xiyue could no longer laugh anymore.

It is obviously a completely illogical thing, but I just find it funny and there is no sense of violation at all.

“It's the acting skills, these actors' acting skills are so good!”

Jing Xiyue analyzed it in her mind and came to a conclusion.

Obviously, the overall quality of "Tang Bohu Spots Qiuxiang" is much better than "Wan Wan Wan Wan Fang".

“Isn't this all planned by Xu Ye? First use Wan Wan Wan Sui to establish a basic concept of nonsensical comedy for everyone, and then put it out as a movie, and everyone will be more accepting of it.”

Here comes the message "Men Should Strengthen themselves", and Xu Ye sang "Men Should Strengthen themselves" at the New Year's Eve party.

If "Men Should Be Self-Strengthening" hadn't become a hit, the baggage here wouldn't matter.

Every step is in preparation for the final release of the film.

And Xu Ye also has enough confidence.

He knows that "Men Should Strengthen Theirself" will definitely become popular, and this baggage will also be popular.

“Xu Ye is awesome!”

Jing Xiyue was already admiring Xu Ye.

At least the laughter in the cinema has proved that the current plot of this movie is successful.

On the screen, the movie continues.

The imperial doctor gave Tang Bohu a death notice, and King Ning's men took the people away.

Tang's mother said coldly: “Beast, kneel down!”

The scene from the high-intensity version trailer appeared.

The Tang family has enemies, so Tang Bohu cannot reveal that he knows martial arts.

In Tang's mother's narration, stories from the past appear.

The scene switches to the battle scene between Tang Bohu's father and the fatal scholar. The Tang father here is also played by Xu Ye.

But in this battle, Tang's mother said she wanted to help Tang's father, but in the end, every time she took action, she hit Tang's father hard.

The laughter in the theater never stopped.

Tang's father is completely one against two, and it's already pretty good that he can still hold on.

Finally, Tang Bohu's father threw Tang's mother out to block the fatal scholar, then used the Overlord's carbine to pierce the fatal scholar's body.

It's a pity that the head of the Overlord Spear has been chopped off by the Deadly Scholar.

Without a spearhead, of course you can't kill someone.

After returning, Father Tang died in depression. Before his death, he made a cold iron spear head for the Overlord Spear.

Tang Bohu asked: "Didn't you say that we have two major enemies? Who is the other one?"

After hearing these words, Jing Xiyue complained in her heart; "The other one is your mother!"

If Tang's mother hadn't been around to cause trouble, maybe Tang's father would have killed the deadly scholar.

Actually, another enemy is Mrs. Hua, who is Tang's mother's love rival.

After chatting with Tang's mother, Tang Bohu decided to go out to avoid the limelight.

His eight wives still play cards all day long, and no one can really understand Tang Bohu.

The scene changed and we came to the market.

In the cheerful music, the four great talents from Jiangnan made their debut.

The four people walked out with coquettish steps, then took off their coats and posed, which attracted a group of onlookers to cheer.

Ma Lu and Li Qiushan, who played the other two talented men, were also recognized by everyone.

After a few people had some fun, they proposed to write a poem.

“A group of geese at the foot of the mountain drove them into the river with hissing. They fell into the river to catch the geese and cure their hunger.”

　　When the other three talents finished speaking these three lines of poems, they all looked at Tang Bohu.

Tang Bohu smiled and said: "After eating, go home and play with your wife."

Jing Xiyue thought of Xu Ye who often wrote poems on Weibo.

The level of writing poetry is as poor as ever.

The topic then turned to Tang Bohu, and everyone expressed their envy that Tang Bohu had eight wives.

Tang Bohu burst out laughing after hearing this.

The audience all understood that this was because Tang Bohu was not as happy as they imagined.

At this time, Zhu Zhishan led everyone to look at a beautiful woman on the bridge, and asked Tang Bohu to go over and strike up a conversation and demonstrate how to pick up girls.

Jing Xiyue was extremely excited.

“Come, come, Qiuxiang is coming!”

The figure on the bridge is wearing the same clothes as Qiu Xiang's clothes in the poster!

The male and female protagonists are finally going to meet!

In the previous foreshadowing, the image of Tang Bohu's eight wives has become unflattering. At this time, the audience is more expecting Tang Bohu to find his ideal lover.

Under the urging of everyone, Tang Bohu walked towards the girl by the bridge.

Just when he was about to reach the girl, the gauze scarf on the girl's body flew up and fell on his face.

Under the soothing background music, the charming atmosphere gradually spreads.

Tang Bohu took off his gauze scarf and walked towards the girl with an affectionate look on his face.

Jing Xiyue didn't dare to blink and stared at the big screen.

“Xiao Xu, come out here!”

She had just finished shouting in her heart, and the "girl" sitting by the bridge slowly turned her head, revealing a bearded face.

Even the little finger of this "beauty"'s left hand is still clasping her nostril.

The smile on Jing Xiyue's face froze instantly.

She was completely speechless.

Not to mention, she is quite familiar with this man disguised as a woman.

It is exactly Dong Shengli and Goddess Dong in "Never Expected".

"No Xu Ye, you must be sick. Who asked you to film like this?!"

Jing Xiyue smiled helplessly.

She finally realized that people can really laugh when they are extremely speechless.

She turned her head and glanced at Xiaoyao next to her, trying to seek psychological comfort.

Unexpectedly, Xiaoyao was smiling happily and took out her mobile phone.

Seeing Jing Xiyue's eyes, Xiaoyao explained: “No, I want to post on Moments. This movie is too funny!”

At this time, Xiaoyao asked doubtfully: "Why don't you smile?"

(End of this chapter)

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