This Star is Legal But Sick Chapter 485

Chapter 485 My name is Wang Dachui, I never expected it!

 In a certain community in Beijing.

　 Today Xie Qiong, Xuan Xuan and other people from Vitality Girl are all in this house.

Since Xu Ye and Xu Nanjia were living together without shame these days, the girls were too embarrassed to go to Xiao Xu's house to sleep with Xiao Xu.

 Xu Ye usually abuses dogs no matter what, but if he lived under the same roof with Xu Ye, I wouldn't dare to imagine how arrogant Xu Ye would be.

He is probably not satisfied with torturing the dog anymore, he wants to kill the dog.

 Therefore, the other five members of Yuanqi Girl formed a singles alliance to unite against Xu Ye.

 After a meeting of the Single Dog Alliance, after voting, the Single Dog Alliance determined the action program of the alliance.

Their action plan is “out of sight, out of mind”.

 As long as I don't look at Xu Ye and Xiao Xu, I won't feel uncomfortable.

If you two are in love, just let it be. It's none of my business.

However, despite all the trouble, everyone still needs to support "Wonderful Unexpectedly".

Xuanxuan took a washed apple from the table and pressed the remote control with the other hand.

As for advertisements, they don't exist. Xuanxuan has all-platform members of Penguin Video, and you can also skip advertisements on TV. The price is to spend more money every month.

Now that they have returned to their private space, they are naturally completely relaxed. Some people don't even wear their clothes properly, exposing large areas of skin.

 In addition to the freshly cut fruit plate, there are also a variety of snacks on the coffee table, all of which are low in sugar and fat.

 We singles can be beautiful alone.

  After all, we are watching a drama about Xu Ye and Xiao Xu, so we must have enough respect.

 Respect means being fully prepared to watch a drama.

Xuanxuan complained: "It's only one episode, and it will be gone if I watch it today."

 Everyone had a little indulgence today.

On the homepage of the Penguin Video TV client, there is also a promotional poster for "Never Expected".

Xie Qiong came over with a fruit plate. She put the fruit plate on the coffee table and said helplessly: "Look at how you are now, you deserve to be single."

This drama claims that the male and female protagonists are Xu Ye and Xu Nanjia.

 The whole process is quite mysterious.

Soon, Xie Qiong found Xiao Xu among the crowd.

　　During the original filming, other members of Vitality Girl proposed many times that they wanted to visit the crew, but Xiao Xu rejected them all.

 Everyone should pay attention to everything they say, do, and do when they are outside, such as how they stand and sit, etc.

As for below this line of large characters, it is a group of leading actors from the crew dancing the dance just now.

 On the sofa in the living room, a group of girls were either lying or slumped on the sofa.

 She clicked directly from the poster on Penguin Video's homepage.

 “The legend of Wang Dachui, I never expected it.”

 The reason why I had to pull it was because the girl was leaning on the sofa, her short sleeves were pulled up, and her lower half was exposed.

 The first episode starts playing.

 Xie Qiong bent down and pulled the hem of a girl's short sleeves.

Xie Qiong looked surprised and said: "What kind of action is this!"

It would be so exciting if there was a kissing scene.

As she said that, she clicked play.

As soon as these two names passed by, the singing started.

 After clicking in, the interface shows that only one episode of content has been updated.

 “I never expected it, la la la la la~”

 At the beginning of the video, the name of a large studio appeared first, and then the name of Zhou Dachen's company.

Everyone is more curious about whether Xu Ye and Xu Nanjia have any kissing scenes in this drama.

 This undoubtedly made Xie Qiong and others more curious.

Xuanxuan immediately said: "Captain, aren't you single too? Let's not dislike each other. I've prepared snacks. Let's watch the show today."

　　This is the first drama starring Xu Rusheng. As Xiao Xu's "parental family", you must watch it.

The leader is none other than Wang Dachui.

 The TV in the living room already has the Penguin Video interface turned on.

The energetic girls also sat down and stared at the TV intently.

　　　Everyone in the group looked at the girl in a daze.

In the video, there are three people standing in a triangle, with their legs swinging and doing arm-swinging movements in front of them, which is very funny.

 After singing this sentence, the screen changed and several large characters in artistic style appeared on the screen.

 Xiao Xu was the only one inside but not dancing. She was staring at everyone from the side.

However, her photo was edited and her head was enlarged, making it look a bit funny.

 In short, the entire opening song is unique.

Xuanxuan has already raised the apple in her hand, but her eyes are still staring at the TV.

 She was about to take a bite of the apple when the scene changed and new content and narration appeared.

“This program is sponsored by a big studio. Are you happy today?”

Xuanxuan, who was about to eat an apple, burst out laughing.

This sentence is really okay.

 I never expected that this would be sponsored by a big studio.

The sentence "Are you happy today?" also fits Xu Ye's style.

 Then the title of the first episode appeared, along with the paragraph below the title.

 Now the vitality girl was a little confused.

Isn't this opening theme too short?

As we all know, some of today's online dramas use the beginning and end of the credits to determine the duration.

Not only is the opening and ending credits used, but the last scene played in the previous episode is also edited at the beginning of the next episode. In short, it is just a shortcut.

 There is a high probability that compromises will be made during the episodes.

After all, there is a time limit for an episode. What should the editor do if he stops editing at a critical moment and finds that the length is still one or two minutes short?

Then just force it together!

But the opening of "Unexpectedly" is too short, it's less than half a minute, right?

 There is really no editing at all.

 Everyone's eyes also looked at the few lines under the title.

 In the original "Never Expected", these lines appeared for too short a time.

In the end, during the broadcast, Xu Ye adjusted the time when these lines appeared to ensure that most people could finish reading the content of these lines.

Xie Qiong muttered: "Is it as hot as a dog? It's a hot dog, woof woof woof?"

 The further she read to the end, the more doubtful her tone became.

 What is written here?

  Can't understand it at all.

Xuanxuan continued: "The crew's lunch boxes are extremely unpalatable, but if you don't eat them, you will definitely die."

Several other girls also read out the next words one after another.

“I have to work **** acting today, because it's fifty yuan a day, haha.”

“I am a man who wants to become an Asian movie star, and I can definitely do it.”

“Because I live in No. 431, West 5th Building, Asia Community?”

　Some sentences can be understood by everyone, but others cannot be understood by everyone.

You can become an Asian movie star because you live in an Asian community?

What kind of weird brain circuit is this?

 Where did the Asian community come from?

Xuanxuan muttered: "This drama seems to be different from what we imagined."

 More than just different, it's simply too different.

This kind of title sequence has never been seen in any drama.

Xie Qiong wondered: "What kind of drama is this?"

 In the opening song, there are no scenes from the play, just a few characters doing funny dances.

 There is also such an inexplicable text under the title of the first episode.

At this moment, the picture changed, and Wang Dachui's big face appeared on the TV.

 “My name is Wang Dachui and I am an actor~”

 The sound of Wang's sledgehammer sounded.

Although I have seen Wang Dachui's face in the MV, when I saw this face in the drama, the girl still laughed out loud.

 “This is too sloppy!”

 “Why did Xu Ye become like this!”

 Amidst the complaints from everyone, Xuanxuan said directly: "This is Jiajia's boyfriend!"

 “Yes, yes, this is Jiajia's boyfriend!”

This quite means that everyone dislikes each other.

The camera kept looking at Wang Dachui's face. As the sound sounded, everyone was told that Wang Dachui was filming a low-cost martial arts drama.

It turned out that the knife in Wang Dachui's hand was actually a children's toy sword.

At this moment, no matter how stupid you are, you can realize that something is wrong with this show.

 This is not a traditional film and television drama at all.

Xuanxuan was ready to take a bite of the apple, but unexpectedly, she stopped laughing as soon as the toy sword came out.

 “What kind of brain circuit is this!”

 The plot continues.

 After Wang Dachui complained, the villain played by Zhou Dachen appeared on the stage.

Zhou Dachen also wore a wig on his head and held a sword in his hand. As for his appearance, he looked like an ugly man in ancient costume, without any sense of beauty at all.

 The girl Vitality was immediately looking forward to the fight scene between Wang Dachui and the villain!

 Xu Ye is very good at action movies, right?

As soon as he came up, the villain said: "Hahaha, if you want to rescue the princess, just... um..."

 Halfway through the sentence, the villain forgot his words!

 He actually forgot the words!

This is really unexpected.

Xuanxuan laughed again.

　　This drama has been on the air for less than a minute, and everyone has been laughing without stopping.

Wang Dachui's complaints also arrived in time.

 “Can you please memorize the lines first and then come up?”

 What Wang Dachui said was exactly what the audience wanted to say.

 There are already viewers in the barrage.

 “You've vomited all the troughs, what are we vomiting about!”

 Fortunately, the plot progressed smoothly, and Wang Dachui learned from the villain that what he was good at was the Nine Yang Divine Fist.

So he threw away the toy sword in his hand and concentrated all his strength on his fists.

“I feel a powerful force gathering into my fists. My left fist is as hot as fire, and my right fist is as cold as ice...”

 Listening to Wang Dachui's voice, Xuanxuan's eyes were always fixed on Wang Dachui.

Jiuyang Shenquan, this name sounds very powerful when you hear it!

This must be very handsome when typed!

 The next second, special effects of fire and ice appeared on Wang Dachui's hand.

 It's not a special effect, it's a special effect.

The words "Fire Special Effects" are written on the left fist, and the words "Frost Special Effects" are written on the right fist.

“I got a big cross, what the hell! I didn't even do any special effects, so just typing is too perfunctory!”

Wang Dachui started to complain again. Xie Qiong's point of laughter was relatively low to begin with, so she was already holding her belly and bursting into laughter.

 An idea also came to her mind.

This scene seems familiar.

It seemed like this was what they were thinking every time Xu Ye fell ill.

 Full of desire to complain.

This sense of immersion is so strong.

This does not feel like watching Wang Dachui, but following Wang Dachui through the story.

“It's been reversed like this, there won't be another reversal next, right?” Xie Qiong thought in her mind.

 The next second, the villain looked shocked and said: "It turned out to be the Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire of the Nine Sun Divine Fist!"

Wang Dachui's complaints immediately followed.

 “Hey, how could you tell this? This name is too erotic!”

Especially with Wang Dachui's expression, it can be said to be lifelike.

 In the barrage, the audience also complained.

 “Fighting all depends on the opponent's prompts!”

 “I never expected it, what kind of brain is this!”

 “I'm going to die laughing!”

Soon, before Wang Dachui took action, the villain was hit one after another by fire and frost special effects.

　　It was not hit by the special effects, but by these words.

The villain fell to the ground with a plop, leaving Wang Dachui with a confused look on his face.

 The villain lying on the ground said: "As expected of the successor of Nine Sun Divine Fist, ahem, I have no regrets in my career."

Wang Dachui on the side continued to complain: "Wugui, your sister, I haven't made a move yet!"

The villain didn't care about Wang Dachui at all, and said with an intoxicated face: "I think of running under the sunset that afternoon. That was my lost youth."

 There was also a scene on TV of the villain running past the sunset.

 It's just that the running posture is a bit coquettish.

Xuanxuan laughed again. After repeating the villain's words, she laughed and said, "These are nothing."

This sentence, combined with the picture of running under the sunset, can be said to have a unique flavor and a very weird beauty.

The feeling of wanting to continue watching even though it is disgusting.

 Wang Dachui, who defeated the villain, moved on and rescued the princess according to the storyline.

 Then he met the second villain.

What I didn't expect was that the second villain was still played by Zhou Dachen.

When the villain said you still have to defeat me, Wang Dachui wondered: "Didn't I just defeat you?"

 In the living room, the girl's laughter never stopped.

As for the apple in Xuanxuan's hand, he had been holding it up for a minute and couldn't even take a bite of it.

The second villain played by Zhou Dachen asked: "Do you think that person just now was me?"

Wang Dachui said honestly: "It's exactly you, just changed your clothes!"

Zhou Dachen looked up to the sky and laughed wildly, and then said: "That's right."

Wang Dachui complained in his heart.

“You're shameless enough to admit it. This crew is too poor. Would you die if you replaced the actor?”

You should know that Xu Ye's name is among the co-directors of this drama, and Xu Ye also participated in the investment. This complaint is made by Wang Dachui.

 I complain about myself.

  The barrage in the play never stopped.

Wang Dachui was complaining, and so were the audience.

At this point, everyone has forgotten that this drama is actually a drama starring a top star in the entertainment industry.

 Subsequently, Wang Dachui and the second villain fought.

　　It's just that this so-called fighting process was not performed by actors, but by stick figures.

 You play a skill and I play a skill, just like a turn-based game.

Xuan Xuan was stunned.

"There's no need to do this to avoid fighting. What kind of special effects are these fifty cents!"

 The whole process can probably be handled by even a college student majoring in animation.

 The final result was that Wang Dachui successfully defeated the second villain.

 The second villain was lying on the ground and said his last words before his death.

This line is the same as when the No. 1 villain died.

 “I think of running under the sunset that day, it was my lost youth.”

 After seeing off the second villain, Wang Dachui continued on his way to rescue the princess.

This time, we finally came to the final villain.

　　When the vitality girl saw the final big devil, everyone was dumbfounded.

 The big devil stands on the flaming mountain, but the special effects of the flaming mountain are too rubbish.

  It can't even be said to be a special effect.

This is what a mountain looks like with a black pen, then painted over with a green brush, and then put a few flames on top.

 The final touch is the finishing touch, writing the words "Flame Mountain" on the mountain.

 This is the Flame Mountain.

Wang Dachui's complaints came immediately.

“Can this special effect be any worse? There is no sense of immersion at all.”

This is no longer a 50-cent special effect, this is a 5-cent special effect.

“With this special effect, I feel like I can do it!”

“I would like to ask, is the software used for special effects PPT?”

 “I'm really convinced, what kind of special effects are these!”

　　The barrages have never stopped. There are really too many flaws in this drama.

 Then the big devil revealed his true appearance, and he was still played by Zhou Dachen.

However, the villain still didn't know his lines by heart.

 Finally, it's time for the final decisive battle.

The villain also has wings growing from his back, the special effects on his body are much better than before, and even the background music has become blazing.

Wang Dachui's eyes were solemn, and he used the Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire of Nine Yang Divine Fist. The villain also waved his weapon, preparing to attack Wang Dachui.

 For a while, Xie Qiong and others also became nervous.

At first glance, this villain is much more powerful than the previous villains!

“Sure enough, this drama must have battle scenes! Next it's time for Xu Ye to perform!” Xuanxuan said in his heart.

 The next second, the villain took a step forward and fell down from the flaming mountain.

died.

 Xuanxuan was stunned.

 When she saw that the villain fell to the ground in the same posture as the previous villain, she already guessed what the villain would say.

Sure enough, the villain said: "Thinking of running under the sunset that day, it was my lost youth."

 Everyone was laughing their heads off.

 As the screen turned, Wang Dachui's voice sounded.

“My name is Wang Dachui. I never expected that I still rescued the princess even though I didn't want to save her at all.”

Wang Dachui turned his head and looked at the princess beside him.

When the screen moved to the princess, Xuan Xuan was confused again.

Isn't this still **** Zhou Dachen? !

Zhou Dachen said coquettishly in a sissy voice: "You saved me, I will have a bridal chamber with you tonight, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it."

Looking at the princess's coquettishness, Wang Dachui took out the toy sword that he had thrown away before, and wiped the sword across his neck.

 What should we do in the face of such a situation?

 Of course he chose to commit suicide.

 The plot also comes to an end at this moment.

 The last sound of Wang Dachui sounded.

“I never want to work with such a poor crew again.”

The TV screen went dark, and an END appeared on the screen.

  END appears, and that's the end of the episode.

The vitality girls were all confused.

Xuanxuan hurriedly asked: "Why is it gone?"

 Others were also confused.

 You haven't watched it for a few minutes yet, so why is it over? It's impossible.

 The content that follows is some behind-the-scenes footage from the filming, as well as a list of crew members.

These don't take long, only half a minute.

 Half a minute later, the episode ended directly without automatically playing the next episode.

 "Never Expected", let alone the next episode, there is not even a preview of the next episode.

 You have no idea what's going to happen in the next episode.

 “I haven't opened the snacks yet!”

 “I haven't even opened my drink yet!”

Xuanxuan looked at the apple in his hand and said with a blank expression, "I haven't even taken a bite of the apple."

 What kind of speed is this?

 This is gone?

Xuanxuan quickly picked up the remote control and clicked it a few times. The progress bar of the video was displayed on it.

 She finally saw the length of the episode.

 It was actually less than five minutes.

Xuanxuan murmured: "A five-minute episode? Isn't that too short?"

 Luckily, everyone had prepared a large table of food and drinks in advance to watch the show.

 What can you do in five minutes?

 This is no longer an ordinary short, this is quite short.

Xuanxuan didn't believe in evil and fiddled with the remote control for a long time.

 Finally, she discovered that the problem was not with the TV, but with the first episode of the show, which was only five minutes long!

 It's so short!

Xie Qiong said helplessly: "I never expected that this drama would be so short."

Not only the girls were confused, but many viewers who entered Penguin Video for the first time were also dumbfounded.

 Five minutes, I finished reading it without even taking off my pants.

There are really many people who thought there was something wrong with the video.

 At this moment, Xu Ye posted a Weibo message.

 At eight o'clock sharp, the first episode of "Unexpectedly" was officially launched.

 At 8:08, Xu Ye posted on Weibo.

 The content of Weibo is only one sentence.

"Those who watch quickly must have finished watching the first episode, right? You never expected it, right?"

 (End of this chapter)

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