This Star is Legal But Sick Chapter 408

Chapter 407 What kind of brain circuit is this!

This is the end of the song "Seaweed Dance".

There are many, many more viewers like Wang Tianyu.

There are always troubles of one kind or another in life, and sometimes we just think too much.

It's not a bad thing to empty your mind occasionally and give your brain a vacation.

"Seaweed Dance" has such a unique magic.

In other words, many of Xu Ye's songs have this effect.

Everyone sounds like they are in a very relaxed state.

In Penguin Video, the barrages are overwhelming.

“I don't know why, but watching Xu Ye and the others dance makes me feel very happy.”

“It would be really fun to have such a group of friends!”

However, when Xu Ye's next sentence sounded, Xiao Xu's heart beat unfavorably.

“No, why are you lying to me?” Xu Ye said.

But there are quite a lot of things going on with Xu Ye.

"It's been a while. Xu Ye has been busy and has no time to come to the capital." Xuan Xuan said.

This dance looks very fun. Doing this dance together can be regarded as helping Xu Ye promote.

ah?

Xiao Xu was stunned for a moment, and then asked: "You didn't lie to me?"

Xiao Xu always remembers one thing in his heart.

In the past few months, she and Xu Ye could see each other almost every day.

Several other girls immediately agreed.

She looked down at the screen, a look of surprise on her face.

It's been a long time since we last met, and I'm still a little used to it.

This person seems to have a lot of energy and physical strength that cannot be used up.

Because the name on the caller ID is "Xu Ye".

There are variety shows and promotions for new dramas, and I also have to write songs and make animations.

“It's so fun, I want to dance the seaweed dance too!”

“Then you have work to do in the capital?” Xiao Xu asked again.

The audience shared their feelings in the barrage.

In this day and age, everyone can no longer drink chicken soup for the soul.

“No,” Xu Ye said.

Did you receive reminders from netizens for updates or marriage?

At this moment, Xiao Xu's cell phone rang.

Xu Ye's song is not just magical and fun, some of the lyrics are quite meaningful and can be encouraging.

“Really?” Xuanxuan asked.

Xu Ye's words are very simple, only four words.

Xu Nanjia is also watching "Happy Departure" with her sisters.

“I'm in Beijing and just got off the plane.”

Xu Ye's voice immediately came over the phone.

Xie Qiong sighed: "How long has it been since we last seen Xu Ye?"

Xiao Xu felt a little disappointed after listening to everyone's words.

Xu Ye, why are you calling when you have nothing to do?

Xiao Xu answered the phone with this question.

What exactly did you receive?

Xiao Xu immediately said: "No, it was Xu Ye who came to chat with me. I don't need to find a topic at all."

In the eyes of the vitality girls, Xu Ye is a very capable man.

In the past, chicken soup was real chicken soup, but now chicken soup is all about technology and hard work.

Xiao Xu asked doubtfully: "Then why did you come to the capital in the middle of the night?"

The girls of vitality don't have much going on lately.

Xuanxuan teased: "I think it's a lie that you want to do a cover dance, but you actually want to find a topic to chat with Xu Ye, right?"

After the performance of "Seaweed Dance", Xiao Xu suggested: "I think this dance is very interesting, why don't we do a cover?"

That's the word "received" that Xu Ye left on Weibo.

“I was fired from the company yesterday and have been sad for a day. After listening to the seaweed dance, I feel like I'm good again. I'll go find a job on Monday!”

Chicken soup is of no use, but encouragement is of some use.

“I want to see you.”

There is no job and I am not lying to you.

I just want to see you, so I make time to see you.

Xiao Xu's voice stuttered a little.

Xu Ye actually hit a straight ball.

This is too direct.

Xiao Xu didn't know how to reply for a while.

“Hurry up and tell me I want to see you too!” Xuanxuan urged from the side.

Xiao Xu turned around and saw that the other five people didn't even watch TV. They all gathered around her and eavesdropped on her chatting with Xu Ye.

Xuanxuan looked anxious and wanted to grab the phone to speak for Xiao Xu.

Just when Xiao Xu mustered up the courage to respond, Xu Ye's voice came again.

“By the way, come to the capital to handle the work.”

Xiao Xu was speechless.

This is still the same truth.

Hearing Xu Ye's words, Xiao Xu still felt a little disappointed.

Xu Ye didn't come specifically for her.

Then Xu Ye spoke again.

“Have you watched Happy Departure? I want you to dance the seaweed dance with me and make a dance version of the video for release. This is my job.”

This time, Xiao Xu was no longer speechless, but a little hopeless.

Can you speak without breathing heavily?

Can't you finish the sentence in one breath?

The vitality girls around were also gritting their teeth.

Xu Ye did not lie to others, but he achieved the effect of deceiving others.

Xiao Xu said helplessly: "I'll see you at the company tomorrow."

After hanging up the phone, Xiao Xu's expression was calm and unwavering.

Xuanxuan raised his hand and put it on Xiao Xu's mouth and asked: "Ms. Xu, let's do the interview. How are you feeling now when you are about to meet Xu Ye?"

Xiao Xu rolled his eyes at Xuan Xuan and said, "I don't feel anything. Xu Ye also wants us to help with the dance. He just wants to prostitute us for free."

“Oh.” Xuanxuan responded.

Then Xiao Xu got up from the sofa and said, "I'm going to the bathroom."

After saying that, she walked towards the bathroom.

The other five girls looked at her back, their eyes narrowed.

“My steps have become brisk.”

“The amplitude of arm shaking also increased.”

“From a psychological perspective, she is in a very good mood now.”

Several people were discussing in low voices.

After Xiao Xu entered the bathroom, Xuanxuan picked up the remote control and paused the program.

Everyone closed their mouths and made no sound.

Everyone heard a faint humming sound coming from the bathroom.

“Like a seaweed seaweed~”

Xie Qiong smiled and said, "Okay, don't listen. Someone in Jiajia thinks about it. Do any of you think about it?"

Everyone looked at Xie Qiong with wide eyes.

Xuanxuan said with a painful look on his face: "Captain, when you go crazy, you won't even let yourself go."

Xie Qiong ignored her, picked up the remote control and pressed the play button.

On TV, the episode of "Happy Departure" has come to an end.

After everyone finished eating, they played for a while and then went back to their rooms to sleep.

Following the pattern of the previous issue, it's time for advertising to come.

“Bring me the ads quickly!”

“I don't want to see other ads, I just want to see the ads compiled by Xu Ye!”

“There won't be any ads in this issue, right?”

The audience has already started communicating on the barrage.

At the end of the last episode, the advertisement Xu Ye shot for the halo mobile phone left a deep impression on everyone.

Especially since halo mobile phone later launched this advertisement.

After it was released, more people saw it.

The key is that this advertisement is too confusing.

You won't even know this is an advertisement until you see it to the end.

Many people thought it was a short video after seeing this video.

When they saw the end, they all said, “Holy shit, this is actually an advertisement?!”

Later, I don't know which netizen added this advertisement to Mungdou.com.

Mungdou.com is a website similar to Douban on Earth, a place to rate various entertainment works.

Relatively speaking, the data is quite real.

Like Xu Ye, he already has his own personal introduction page on Mungdou.com.

This advertisement is Xu Ye's work and is posted on Xu Ye's personal page.

Ridiculously, the rating is 9.2.

This rating is higher than the ratings of many popular movies starring well-known actors.

On Mung Bean, a score of nine or more is considered a high score.

Some netizens still want to see what Xu Ye will shoot in this advertisement.

But this time, the camera was not given to Xu Ye.

Because there were not enough beds, Zhou Dachen and Zhang Aimin made a bunk in the living room to sleep.

The camera shows Zhou Dachen and Zhang Aimin in the living room.

The two men had their heads on their heads and looked at the ceiling with wide eyes.

Zhou Dachen suddenly said: "Aimin, I want to drink Ba Le." Zhang Aimin said: "It's already midnight, why should I drink Ba Le?"

Bale is one of the sponsors of "Happy Departure" and its product is carbonated drinks.

Zhou Dachen sighed: "Hey, go to sleep."

The picture gradually became dark.

A line of text appears on the screen.

“Zhou Dachen had a dream in which he drank Bale.”

The audience is also aware that advertising is coming.

But everyone has no intention of quitting, but is planning to finish watching the advertisement before quitting.

The group of energetic girls stared at the TV intently.

Who would have thought that an advertisement could retain viewers.

The screen changes and the advertisement starts.

At the beginning, there was the Ba Le drink on display in the supermarket. Zhang Aimin reached out and took a large bucket of Ba Le from the shelf.

“Drink Ba Le this summer.”

He was walking on the road with a drink and was drinking when a man suddenly came out from the roadside and snatched his drink away.

Zhang Aimin ran after him, but the other person had already crossed the road.

Because he was chasing someone, he blocked a bus.

On the bus, a man and a woman stood together, the atmosphere was ambiguous.

The bus driver braked suddenly, and the girl was about to fall. The man next to her immediately stretched out his hand and hugged the girl's waist.

The two looked at each other with affection in their eyes.

As soon as the scene changed, the man and woman had appeared at the wedding photo shoot, which told everyone that they were getting married.

At this time, the audience actually didn't understand what was going on.

Because the plot is still being laid out.

　　The girl's cell phone rang, she answered it, and a man's voice rang out.

“Xiaoqian, I miss you.”

The girl said: "I'm sorry, I'm married."

As the voice fell, the scene changed.

On the roof of the building, a man with long flowing hair put down his mobile phone. He took a deep breath and shouted: "I'm not alive anymore!"

That was the phone call he made to Xiaoqian.

After shouting, he jumped up and jumped from the top of the building.

The picture changes again.

A man carrying a crossbody bag stood at the door of a store. He took out a mask and put it on his face.

People in the store saw this scene and fled in horror.

This man was obviously a robber. He took out a hammer from his bag and walked towards the store door.

At this moment, he heard a shout from above his head.

He raised his head and saw a man with long hair falling from the sky.

The two eyes exposed from the mask were full of shock.

With a bang, the man who jumped from the building hit the robbery man.

The girls who saw this scene all laughed.

This is too unlucky, he was smashed to death like this.

The scene changed again. When the camera zoomed out, it showed a man lying on the bed, reading the news on the computer.

The photo in the news is exactly the photo of the man who robbed him and was smashed to the ground.

He patted his wife who was sleeping next to him and said, "Look, this man was smashed to death."

There are bilingual subtitles below.

At this time, Xie Qiong noticed something was wrong.

“That's not right, the English subtitles don't match the Chinese.”

The English text below clearly says "Checkthisvideoout.It'shilarious."

Although Xie Qiong's English level is not high, she can still understand the meaning of these two sentences.

The free translation is “Watch this video, it's so funny.”

In the barrage, some viewers also discovered the problem of bilingual subtitles.

“Everyone, look at the translation!”

The camera was shown to the woman lying on the bed. It turned out that this person was still dressed as a woman. She had a big face and looked very happy.

The inner activity of this person is "It was such a beautiful night, he actually read Weibo all night."

The "woman" got out of the bed angrily and left the house.

Everyone has noticed the English translation below.

“HepreferwatchingWeibothansleepingwithme.”

If this sentence is translated literally, it would be, "He prefers reading Weibo than sleeping with me."

The audience has already complained in the barrage.

What kind of devilish translation is this?

You are dishonest!

After leaving home, the woman squatted on the roadside and cried from night to morning.

Upstairs in the nearby community, two girls stood by the window and looked outside.

Two girls started chatting, and one of them suggested that the girl should help the crying woman because her boyfriend was a policeman.

So the girl called her boyfriend.

The screen turned, and a group of heavily armed police officers were confronting the aliens.

This is an alien who just got off the flying saucer.

The special effects can only be said to be 50 cents special effects.

“What the hell? Why are all the aliens coming out?”

At this moment, because the woman's phone call came in, one of the policemen shook his hand and fired.

The shot hit the alien's body.

The alien fell directly to the ground.

The plot that follows is directly about a group of aliens attacking the Blue Star for revenge and blasting the Blue Star into pieces.

“What the hell?”

“What am I here to see?”

“Good guy, Blue Star is gone.”

The audience was already filled with questions after seeing this.

On the moon, an astronaut raised his head and looked in the direction of the blue star with his mouth open.

He lifted the hood of his space suit, and his face was revealed. It was Zhou Dachen.

The voice of his teammates came from the earphones.

“It's over, we can't go back.”

This voice is obviously Xu Ye's.

Zhou Dachen picked up the walkie-talkie and said: "Calm down!"

Teammates were in a panic, but Zhou Dachen took out an alarm clock and said, "I'll give it a try."

The thing in his hand is a time machine.

“Time machine? Are you cheating?” His teammates didn't believe it at all.

Zhou Dachen smashed the alarm clock on his head, and he disappeared on the moon in an instant.

At this moment, the audience's attention is captured.

The previous preparations are over, and now we have to see how to save Blue Star.

Zhou Dachen first went back to when the police were surrounding the aliens.

But because of his appearance, all the policemen opened fire in panic, and the alien was directly beaten into a sieve.

He went back to the time when the woman was crying and advised the woman not to cry.

As a result, the woman upstairs saw me again and wanted to call her boyfriend to tell her about it.

At this point, the audience already understands what the ad is about.

It's about the butterfly effect.

As expected, Zhou Dachen returned to the time when the robber was hit by the man who jumped from the building, but he still failed to save the robber.

He returned to the bus and reached out to hug the girl who fell. As a result, he was called a gangster and even beaten.

He returned to the supermarket again, the moment when Zhang Aimin was about to buy a Bale drink.

He threw Zhang Aimin down and shouted: "I want to save Blue Star, I want to save Blue Star!"

But the security guards rushed up and controlled him.

The scene changes to three months later.

Zhou Dachen walked out of a large door with a washbasin in hand.

There is also the words "Huohua Mental Hospital" written on the door.

The doctor said to him: "Be a good person from now on and stop causing trouble."

Zhou Dachen nodded.

Afterwards, he was lying on the street, with only one dollar and fifty cents in the half-filled drink bottle next to him, and he kept muttering: "Water, water..."

At this time, the scene changed and Zhang Aimin bought another bottle of Ba Le in the supermarket.

The audience immediately realized something was wrong.

When Zhang Aimin was walking on the street with the Eight Le drink again, Zhou Dachen, who was already extremely thirsty, immediately rushed up and snatched the bottle of Eight Le drink.

Everything is back to the beginning of the story.

Zhang Aimin shouted: "Grab things!"

At this moment, the screen suddenly went black.

“Director: Xu Ye.”

Then the following is the credits.

When the plot came full circle, shouts of "Awesome" appeared on the barrage.

Everyone never thought that this plot could come back to its full circle.

“I understand, if you want to save Blue Star, don't drink BaLe drinks.”

“Buying BaLe will lead to the destruction of Blue Star!”

“Drinking Bale will make you unlucky!”

Shadow netizens have already begun to make jokes in the barrage.

On the sofa, the vitality girls looked dumbfounded.

Xie Qiong was surprised and said, "What kind of brain circuit does Xu Ye have?"

(End of this chapter)

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