This Simplification Is Too Outrageous Chapter 83

Li Xiaoling: "Qiao Yuan, where do I sleep?"

Qiao Yuan: "I sleep in the bed, you sleep under the bed."

Li Xiaoling: "Qiao Yuan, why are you buying so much paint?"

Qiao Yuan: "Drink, quench your thirst!"

Li Xiaoling: "Qiao Yuan, why did you buy these boxes of chocolates?"

Qiao Yuan: "Mix it to make chocolate."

Li Xiaoling: "Qiao Yuan, why is it autumn on the calendar?"

Qiao Yuan: "You have passed through."

Li Xiaoling: "Qiao Yuan, what is this "Brotherhood of Alchemy", does it look good? Why isn't the cover on..."

Peng~

With the sound of the bedroom door being locked, Qiao Yuan locked Li Xiaoling into the bedroom.

My ears are instantly clean!

When he came to the living room, Qiao Yuan began to look for useful exercises from a pile of books. This time, the purpose was very clear, that is, to find a book of exercises related to weapons.

The current energy value is 26 points.

After an hour of reading time.

In the end, there were only four weapons-related exercises that could be practiced.

【Thunder Sword Technique】

【Knife of Mercy】

【Broken Ring Sword Technique】

【Lady Swordsmanship】

Picking up "Dragon Babu" and tearing off the broken ring sword method, there is no other reason, because this is the most expensive exercise he can simplify.

Compared with swords, Qiao Yuan prefers to use swords!

[Scanned to "Broken Sword Method"]

[Named breaking the precept, killing the precept in a big way, one knife at a time, ruthlessly accurate and powerful. 】

[Consumption of 25 energy value can be simplified]

【Is it simplified? 】

[Successful simplification, breaking the precepts sword method = breaking the ten precepts (Buddhist)]

Looking at this exercise, Qiao Yuan fell into deep thought.

What are the Ten Commandments?

Don't kill, don't steal, don't prostitute, don't lie, don't drink alcohol, don't decorate with fragrance oil, don't listen to songs and dances, don't sit on high beds, don't eat out of season, don't store gold and silver treasures.

Breaking the ten commandments… um… breaking these commandments?

buzz~

Suddenly, a fly flew by.

pop~

Qiao Yuan's eyes were quick, and he slapped it with a slap.

Fly pawn!

[Breakout Swordsmanship Proficiency +1]

Qiao Yuan: "…"

Qiao Yuan was stunned, and reviewed the ten precepts again, until the end... A smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he said that this exercise would be the easiest of all his exercises.

From the point of view of modern people's way of thinking, it is difficult to break these ten precepts.

Make a sample first!

Qiao Yuan quickly went downstairs to buy a case of frozen beer.

Open and take a sip.

Cool!

[Breakout Swordsmanship Proficiency +1]

Then took another sip.

Hmm... no response?

After drinking one bottle in a row.

[Cracking knife skill proficiency +2]

Looking at the finished bottle of cold beer... Qiao Yuan soon understood the reason.

According to the ranking of drunkenness, it can be roughly divided into drinking, slightly drunk, slightly drunk, heavily drunk, severely drunk, and life-threatening.

Qiao Yuan was 80% sure that breaking the precept could increase his proficiency in swordsmanship, and the specific value was related to the degree of relapse.

Drinking a sip of wine is obviously different from drinking to the point of death.

Perhaps drinking until vomiting blood can increase a lot of proficiency at one time.

But... not worth it!

Just when Qiao Yuan was thinking about breaking other precepts, a voice came out again.

"Qiao Yuan, what are you drinking?"

The voice is not at the door!

Move your eyes to the right... A person's head floats past the balcony window of the hall.

It was Li Xiaoling with a curious face!

Qiao Yuan: "…"

Qiao Yuan looked at his locked bedroom door, and then at Li Xiaoling who was floating in the air...

"Poison, do you want it?"

Li Xiaoling: "You lied, I see your face is red, it should be a good thing."

Qiao Yuan: "…"

After giving up drinking and handing over all the remaining wine to Li Xiaoling, Qiao Yuan started the next step to break the precept.

Temporarily rule out killing, stealing, and drinking.

The rest is actually quite understandable.

Not evil. Prostitution need not say more.

Do not lie: It is forbidden to tell lies, tell right and wrong, and do not speak hurtful, gibberish, or rhetoric.

No decoration: Do not dress up gorgeously, and do not smear high-grade perfumes, essential oils, etc. on your body.

Don't sing, dance, and listen: Don't go to those weird places, listen to savage music or watch unhealthy programs, etc.

Do not sit on a high bed: do not snooze, do not pursue the comfort of sleep.

Not eating out of season: also known as "no food after noon", that is, no eating or eating after noon.

Don't store gold and silver treasures: Don't be greedy for money.

After ordering a comfortable big bed from the Internet, Qiao Yuan began to practice.

Turn on the phone and play the song and dance video.

Fine items!

[Breakout Swordsmanship Proficiency +2]

Mmmm...useful!

ten minutes later.

Um?

and many more!

Qiao Yuan seemed to realize something, his eyes were erratic, his mouth was dry... Finally, he gritted his teeth and made that decision!

Switch to another video.

[Breakout Swordsmanship Proficiency +10]

it works!

Then, Qiao Yuan turned on the computer and continued to play the video.

Mobile phone and computer at the same time!

[Breakout Sword Skill Proficiency +5]

[Breakout Swordsmanship Proficiency +4]

After a few minutes.

Qiao Yuan looked around, then pushed the sofa to the bedroom door to block it, and then closed the curtains!

The room suddenly became dark.

"Li Xiaoling, I warn you, you'd better not come out, otherwise..." Qiao Yuan warned.

Gollum~

ton ton... ton ton... every...

After listening to the sound in the bedroom, Qiao Yuan was relieved.

Start practicing!

Watching the young lady dancing on the screen, Qiao Yuan picked up the snacks and started eating.

My ears are full of sounds that make my heart beat faster!

【Ice Heart Art】It is completely impossible to cultivate!

[Breakout Swordsmanship Proficiency +2]

The proficiency beep continues.

Qiao Yuan sighed and said, "Actually, I don't like watching these."

[Breakout Swordsmanship Proficiency +1]

lied?

Soon.

[Broken Ring Sword Technique breaks through to one layer (five layers in total)]

The upper limit of this broken ring sword technique is a bit low!

Qiao Yuan sensed his body carefully, and suddenly a picture after another appeared in his mind, flashing like a movie, all of them were detailed moves about the swordsmanship.

"I Have a Scroll of Ghosts and Gods"

Already memorized!

Did you learn this technique by yourself?

What about knives?

Knife method, knife method, how can I use it without a knife?

And... does this sword technique require a sword?

Must a custom knife or something?

Qiao Yuan came to the kitchen and picked up the newly bought kitchen knife. With a thought, a blood-red mist spread out from his palm and wrapped the kitchen knife in his hand.

"Om~!"

A strong airflow was transmitted from the blade, and red lights flickered on the blade. Qiao Yuan raised the kitchen knife above his head and waved it down.

"Peng!"

The marble eucalyptus table breaks directly!

On the other hand, the kitchen knife was intact, the blood mist on it wrapped around the blade, and it did not dissipate, exuding a strange red light.

This…?

Qiao Yuan thought about it, and the blood mist that wrapped around the kitchen knife returned to his body.

Then after many experiments, Qiao Yuan discovered the law.

First of all, this exercise is completely useless without a knife!

Secondly, the knife is useless when you leave your hand!

One more point, whether it's a kitchen knife or a fruit knife...

As long as it can satisfy the killing knife, Qiao Yuan can use this sword breaking method!

Like King Kong's Indestructible Magic Technique and Sleeping Arhat Fist, this Ring Breaking Sword Technique also needs to be supported by one's own qi and blood!

The power of qi and blood produced by the second layer [Yi Jin Jing] alone cannot satisfy the simultaneous use of these three exercises.

You have to find a new internal skill as soon as possible, try dual-core power!

Keep practicing!

Watch videos, drink hot water, paint gold paint, brag with Li Xiaoling...

The proficiency of the broken ring sword technique has skyrocketed!

It's so easy to break a ring after all!

For several days in a row, Qiao Yuan kept breaking his precepts, and at the same time inquired about the alien spirit incident in the west of the city.

There is good news almost every day.

[Dawn Street is progressing smoothly and will pass soon]

[Yihua Street is progressing smoothly and will be open soon]

For the first three days, there was progress almost every day, but it started on the fourth day... The news no longer cared about Chengxi, and turned to entertainment news.

For two consecutive days, two more stars jumped out of the self-destruction scandal!

Qiao Yuan could vaguely sense that something was wrong.

Did something happen?

Quickly open the WeChat group chat, Qiao Yuan eagerly wanted to know something.

The person in the group chat is the Awakened who I let go of last time. When it comes to news...you have to rely on your peers!

"Brothers~www.mtlnovel.com~ I just received a job. There is an employer who is making money at home. Every night, a pile of cash will appear under the pillow. Live? Some private chats."

"My friend, is it a first-order or a second-order, have you checked it out? Has anyone died? How much is the price? How long has it happened? Have you called the police? Has the security bureau prepared a report?

"There are thousands of alien spirits, safety is the first rule, the information is not in place, and the relatives are in tears!"

"The investigation is clear. The preliminary estimate is that it is a first-order Variant Spirit, and there are no dead people. At present, I have recruited three awakened people. It should not be a big problem. For the sake of safety, we will solve it with five people, to ensure that nothing goes wrong!"

"Well... Since it's five-on-one, it should be very stable, call me one, and I will participate too!"

"I don't care, I just followed a boss, and the monthly salary is 40,000 to 50,000 yuan, which is a little low, but I don't need to solve the ghost incident. ."

In fact, after a few days of understanding, Qiao Yuan was able to figure out the situation of this group of awakened people.

In general, this is a group of weak people who are greedy for life and fear of death. Unless they are forced into a desperate situation, they will never take the initiative to participate in Variant Spirit events.

They all have one thing in common, and that is stability!

The instability was solved by Qiao Yuan as early as last time!

This situation can be seen from this chat record. At least Qiao Yuan has never encountered a scene where five awakened people are dispatched to solve a first-order alien spirit.

"Fuck, I'm serious, you never imagined what news I've heard!"

At this moment, an awakened person in the group spoke, it was Gou An!

"Security Bureau Hua Wu is dead!"

Chapter end