This Simplification Is Too Outrageous Chapter 53

This moment is like that moment.

The same picture came out!

Gawain and Boss Fu, Sombra and the Crusher.

The same is with anger, but the ending is different.

One only uttered a sound, the other kept uttering.

bang~

The black shadow rode on the crusher, and his fists smashed into the crusher's body like a cannonball.

"Hmm... hum... um... hum... cough..."

The crusher had no intention of dodging at all and kept making pleasant noises.

Shadow is angry!

Too TM to bully the alien spirit!

Then he charged and punched directly through its chest, grabbed something, and yanked it out.

The dark-brown bloodstain was mixed with some minced meat. The shadow spread out his palm and saw a rib.

The crusher below smiled with a deformed face.

"How do my ribs feel?"

"This rib has been stuck in my chest for a long time, thank you for pulling it out for me."

"If you want it, I'll send it to you."

Hei Ying heard the words and trembled with anger!

A monstrous anger filled his body, ready to smash its head with a punch.

pop~

A golden hand reached out and grabbed its wrist.

"It's me!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Qiao Yuan threw his right hand hard, and threw it directly over his shoulder, smashing it to the ground... and then stepping on Hei Ying's chest.

One after another golden light flashed, like a god.

Majestic and holy!

Use your right foot hard.

A clear shoe print appeared on Sombra's chest.

The edge of the shoe print is still wisps of blue smoke!

A mouthful of black mist spit out from its mouth, the shadow struggled to get up, it was not reconciled, it refused to accept it!

But how could Qiao Yuan give him this chance!

Keep stepping with your right foot!

Tread~

Black Shadow's chest shattered, his figure became illusory, and cracks appeared on the ground, splashing large pieces of dust.

"12...13...14"

Before the count to 15, the shadow finally couldn't bear it anymore, and it turned into pieces and disappeared between heaven and earth.

"It's one step away!"

Qiao Yuan frowned, the number 14 is not auspicious, even if it sticks to one more kick!

Just as Qiao Yuan retracted his feet, a strange voice came from the side.

The crusher crawled forward on the ground, wriggling like an earthworm, and soon came to Qiao Yuan's side.

Looking straight at Qiao Yuan's golden body from bottom to top, it is so tall and stalwart!

Simply the perfect awakener!

The crusher's dented throat moved, his eyes glowed with a fiery glow, and he licked his lips, revealing his blood-stained teeth.

"Step on me! Step on me!"

"Step on my waist, please!"

"My waist was just protruding from the punch, and it's a little uncomfortable to get stuck!"

Seeing the pleading look on the crusher's face, a trace of disgust appeared on Qiao Yuan's face.

This alien spirit... so perverted!

step~

Step down.

Crusher: "Comfortable..."

[Energy value +2]

Qiao Yuan silently took a few steps back, withdrew the golden light, came to the garden table, and wiped the disgusting things off his shoes with grass.

In the dead of night, the bright moon shines brightly, exuding a hazy light, everything seems so calm and peaceful.

When Qiao Yuan's figure reappeared downstairs in the apartment, he already had a thermos cup in his hand.

Open the lid.

Shang Wen!

Take a sip.

【Repair +1】

After checking this harvest, I have to say that I was really pleasantly surprised. Sombra gave me a total of 15 points. As for the crusher... In addition to yesterday, I also provided 8 points before and after.

In addition to the 18 points of Gao Tao's incident, that means that now Qiao Yuan has saved a total of 41 points, which is a great harvest!

This time, the means of attack has fallen.

While thinking about it, the crusher came over, bruised all over, but his expression was still quite excited, and he stared at himself with a special smile on his face.

"Joe... Brother Qiao, can I ask you one thing?"

"Want it again? Go away!"

Qiao Yuan frowned and looked at his shoes. They had just been cleaned, and now he didn't want to get any minced meat.

The crusher came up and said cheerfully: "It's not about this, of course...If you are willing to hit me, I will accept it, but...you have to leave a little bit of strength, don't kill me."

"You also know my limit."

After seeing Qiao Yuan's expression a little displeased, the crusher quickly said the business.

"It's about today... Can you not tell the people in the Security Bureau, especially Captain Hua Wu!"

The crusher touched his beard. He firmly believed that Qiao Yuan had always been the official Awakener, otherwise he would not be so strong.

The reason why Qiao Yuan was asked to keep it secret was mainly because its mission had not been completed.

The task that Hua Wu gave it was to find a powerful female awakener, and then assist her in solving this incident.

But in fact it was not completed, but leaked!

Leak these two words, it seems simple, but score the identity!

And it's a matter of attitude!

It is a Variant Spirit, although it is a Variant Spirit that has been recruited, but in the words of human beings... it is not even a collateral line. In the words of those bloodthirsty Variant Spirits, they are a fake army... They are human lackeys.

Fame or whatever, unless they have this habit, they don't care, they only care about practical things.

Like its crusher!

They belonged to the first batch of Variant Spirits who surrendered to the past, their strength was second-order, and they even received an interview with Zhou Qiang, director of the Security Bureau.

This is a milestone!

It means that humans, awakened people, and alien spirits can initially reach a cooperation agreement.

To this end, it got a villa near the southern area, with a large pasture, and even equipped him with three road rollers, a pile driver, a vibrator...

When I wake up every morning, I use a pile driver to urge my back, move my muscles and bones, go out and pick up a car, go home after playing tired and roll my whole body with a road roller, and then cooperate with vibration. Great...

Believe it, no Variant Spirit will refuse this temptation!

In human terms, it enjoys the life of a king!

It cares about this kind of day very much, it just wants to lie down and be crushed.

So... it doesn't want to lose that, and for that it has to work for humans.

Once Hua Wu knew that he had leaked his secret, the beating was a small thing, that guy had great hostility to the alien spirits, even those who were recruited.

Otherwise, why is the monthly recruiting spirit index of Ta Huawu always zero?

Therefore, once Huawu knows this, maybe he will take back its house, and then confiscate its road roller and pile driver...

Once it enjoys the comfort, it really doesn't want to go back to the old days of being home all over the place.

"Row!"

Qiao Yuan agreed.

Crusher: "Really?"

Qiao Yuan: "I never lie!"

Crusher: "I don't believe it, unless you hit me twice!"

pop~

A crisp slap sounded.

The crusher gasped for breath.

"I believe it!"

Qiao Yuan retracted his hand and said, "Well."

After everything was settled, Qiao Yuan looked at Gawain on the ground and was in a dilemma.

Gawain played a key role in successfully killing the shadow this time. If he just left it here, if he was bitten by some kitten or puppy...it would be inauthentic.

But saving him home...they're not that familiar with each other either.

"This human being is a bit interesting, it is actually a mysterious awakener." The crusher on the side exclaimed.

Qiao Yuan: "What do you mean?"

The crusher scratched his head, showing an expression you don't know?

pop~

With a slap in the face, the crusher showed a happy expression on his face, and said excitedly: "Awakened people are divided into physics and mystery. The physical aura strengthens the body, and the mystery will awaken the ability in addition to the aura strengthening the body..."

The two routes are not the same!

In terms of physical fitness, the mystery department is much worse than the physics department.

But the ability of the mystery department is weird!

Take Gao Wen, for example, his strength is not strong, and his physical fitness is only three or four times that of ordinary people, but his ability seems to be related to the healing aspect.

Qiao Yuan thought for a while and then continued to ask, "How much do you know about the club?"

This is the organization behind Gao Wen, and Boss Fu also broke some news before. It seems that this organization is controlling these wealthy businessmen.

This reminded Qiao Yuan of Gao Tao, who once mentioned a circle!

Qiao Yuan is not sure if there is any connection between the two.

After hearing Qiao Yuan's words, the crusher changed his expression of laughter before, and his expression became serious.

"I really know this!"

"The club, the full name of the Mutual Aid Club, was founded by a top wealthy businessman in Liyang City. There should be a group of awakened people gathered inside. Apart from the official, he is the most powerful."

"But those people are not good people, they are worse than our alien spirits."

Qiao Yuan raised his brows, looked at Gawain lying on the ground, and asked in surprise, "Why do you say that?"

The crusher shook his head and said, "There is a sentence in my memory that is especially suitable for the club."

"When the profit reaches 10%, they are ready to move; when the profit reaches 50%, they will take risks; when the profit reaches 100%, they dare to trample all laws; when the profit reaches 300%, they dare to risk the hanging danger!"

Qiao Yuan's eyes lit up, this Variant Spirit is also a scholar in front of him?

It's weird, the alien spirits that the scholar turns into after death are so perverted?

Qiao Yuan: "Listen to what you mean, you seem to have been troubled by people in the club?"

The crusher smiled.

"They won't trouble me, they have approached me and paid me with money."

Qiao Yuan: "You agree?"

The crusher: "You think I'm stupid? I'm under official protection, wouldn't I become a slave of the three surnames if I join them? Then Hua Wu must not kill me!"

Qiao Yuan suddenly realized.

It turned out to be afraid of death!

Chapter end

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