This Simplification Is Too Outrageous Chapter 5

Another new day.

After breakfast, Qiao Yuan picked up the books he had hoarded and touched it again, but the effect was not very good. His 13 points of energy still did not trigger exercises or anything.

Putting down the book, Qiao Yuan prepares for the next step.

"Let me see, what do I need to buy?"

Qiao Yuan browsed the Internet.

""Alchemy and Pills"... I can have this, buy it"

""Weapon Spectrum Encyclopedia"...this one can also be bought"

"Buy some more martial arts novels, and cheats... By the way, buy two more large-capacity stainless steel thermos cups, and a hot water bottle with temperature control..."

In this way, after spending a few hundred yuan, Qiao Yuan started daily training.

By collecting energy points by yourself, there will be more and more cases of encountering alien spirits in the future, so it is very necessary to improve your strength.

Picked up the paint, boiled a few more pots of tap water and set it aside to cool.

Qiao Yuan took off his clothes and began to paint gold paint on his body.

[King Kong Indestructible Skill Proficiency +8]

Listening to the proficiency in his mind, this time Qiao Yuan decided to play with a big one, and brushed everything except his private parts and face.

[King Kong Indestructible Skill Proficiency +30]

Immediately, Qiao Yuan felt his skin numb for a while, like a full-body massage, the blood in his body boiled, and he felt extremely comfortable for a while.

Gollum~

Take a sip of hot water.

【Repair +1】

So, Qiao Yuan started an infinite loop.

Cultivation is a very common thing, and Qiao Yuan soon lost interest in this passive promotion.

Turn on the phone, think about it, and re-select to add the "Flower Blossom Fortune" account.

It was soon agreed by the other party.

Qiao Yuan: "You didn't tell her the secret of the two of us last night, did you?"

Li Xiaoling: "No"

Qiao Yuan: "I don't worry, you can watch a video"

Qiao Yuan felt that it was necessary to take a closer look. In case this Variant Spirit was lying to him, it would be bad if someone died in the process because of his momentary soft-heartedness.

Li Xiaoling: "Inconvenient"

Qiao Yuan: "????"

"Are you going to the toilet or coming to..."

Um…

Qiao Yuan deletes the information in the typing box, which is a bit rude. Two lifetimes of compulsory education do not allow him to do such a thing.

Gollum~

Take another sip of hot water.

【Repair +1】

Qiao Yuan: "Why is it inconvenient?"

swoosh~

There is a message from the other side.

"I'm taking a shower"

Qiao Yuan: "????"

"You still play with your phone in the shower, how can you send messages so quickly?" Qiao Yuan frowned slightly, touched his chin, and already had a bad feeling in his heart.

Could it be that after it was exposed, he went home and killed Wang Jing?

In this case, I am really sorry for the landlord, no matter what, Wang Jing is also his blind date.

Sure enough, people who are not of our race will have different hearts!

Li Xiaoling: "I'm really taking a shower, if you don't believe me, listen"

【—click here for voice—】

Qiao Yuan clicked on the voice, and the sound of water flowing, accompanied by the crunch of the shower gel sliding across the skin from time to time.

clap~

da da~

There was a familiar voice in the distance.

"Xiaoling, you're taking a shower, your skin is so white, why is it that you are not white no matter how much I put on powder?"

This is the end of the speech.

Qiao Yuan listened to it two or three times, but his frowning brows still did not relax.

Both the background sound and the vocals are quite realistic.

But could this be its trick?

The alien spirit itself is not very familiar with it.

Everything is possible isn't it?

Maybe he guessed what Qiao Yuan was thinking, and then Qiao Yuan's phone rang.

"Flower Blossoms and Fortunes Send You a Video Call"

"—Click here to start a video call—"

Qiao Yuan hesitated for a second or two, then clicked the agree button.

The sound of the rippling water sounded...

"Xiaoling, what are you doing with your phone in the shower?" A familiar voice came.

Gollum~

Qiao Yuan took a sip of hot water.

【Repair +1】

Hang up the phone, it seems that I really think too much.

Hu~

Rubbing his eyes, Qiao Yuan spit out the turbid air in his heart, and for a while he felt extremely hot, which should be the reason for too much gold paint.

He looked down at the hot water cup he was holding in his hand.

on the table.

Then I grabbed a glass of ice water from the refrigerator.

This weather is too hot!

Standing outside the window, looking at the crowd of pedestrians outside, after thinking about it, Qiao Yuan still picked up the phone and sent a message to Li Xiaoling.

"You have a long scar on your stomach"

Li Xiaoling: "I know"

clap clap ~

Suddenly, there was a crackling sound like a firecracker from Qiao Yuan's whole body, followed by a golden light.

The dazzling golden light surrounded his body, gradually forming a thin film, dazzling.

At this moment, Qiao Yuan seemed like a **** and Buddha had descended!

[King Kong Indestructible Magical Art has been upgraded to the second floor]

This external skill has been upgraded again!

Qiao Yuan was overjoyed.

I didn't expect the simplified cultivation method to be so fast and effective, so it won't take long for this external practice to be upgraded to the full level.

Looking at the thin golden light film on his body, Qiao Yuan doubted the hardness of the film.

When he came to the kitchen and picked up the kitchen knife, Qiao Yuan subconsciously prepared to punch his neck.

On second thought, it's not necessary.

So the knife edge is down, and the arm is pulled.

clang clang~

The tip of the knife sparked.

Qiao Yuan gradually gained confidence in his heart, and he slashed hard with all his strength.

The kitchen knife broke in half.

The arm is intact.

Compared with the previous white seal, this time the kitchen knife broke directly.

I'm afraid ordinary bullets can't cause damage to themselves, right?

And this layer of film covers the whole body, and there is no weakness!

Qiao Yuan always had a hunch that this film was not only for this purpose.

When he came to the bedroom and looked at his perfect self in the mirror, Qiao Yuan frowned, the golden light seemed a little dazzling, right?

With Qiao Yuan's thoughts moving, the layer of film with golden light disappeared instantly and turned into the appearance of the golden body.

This method is too humanized, and it can automatically adjust the level of the method!

Before Qiao Yuan could think about it, the hunger in his stomach came again, and his brain was a little dizzy.

Qiao Yuan lowered his head and felt the warm current in his body, and was suddenly scared into a cold sweat, and the cyclone in his dantian actually dried up!

The power of qi and blood no longer flows out.

And the cyclone is still shrinking!

Qiao Yuan quickly poured two mouthfuls of hot water.

[Cultivation base +2]

Only then did the dry cyclone respond, and the shrinking speed stopped.

[King Kong Indestructible Skill Proficiency +20]

For a time, the cyclone shrank again.

hiss~

Qiao Yuan took a deep breath.

Various attributes of his body have been improved, but his own blood power is rapidly decreasing. Once the power of blood and blood is exhausted, the cyclone shrinks and cracks open, and then devours his own energy.

I'm afraid... Qiao Yuan will become a tough existence.

Can the Yi Jin Jing in the first layer state not be able to support the consumption of the Vajra Indestructible Magic?

Qiao Yuan soon realized this.

The power of qi and blood produced by the cyclone in the dantian is too slow, even if drinking water can increase the efficiency, but Qiao Yuan is not a big buffalo, he can drink water all the time!

"Missed"

Qiao Yuan quickly ran to the kitchen, picked up two steel **** and rushed into the toilet.

Then started frantically rubbing, but fortunately it didn't apply to the private parts, otherwise...

It seemed that his crazy idea of ​​practicing cheats was coming to an end, and before that, he had to raise the Yi Jin Jing to the second floor.

in an hour~

vomit~

Qiao Yuan spit out a mouthful of hot water, his face was pale, his lips were shaking, and his proficiency in the King Kong Indestructible Technique had stopped improving.

Mad, drinking too much hot water is terrible!

The deterioration was finally stopped. Seeing that his dry cyclone was slowly recovering, Qiao Yuan didn't know what to say for a while. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com

In this way, when the internal strength remains unchanged, it is impossible to support the consumption of the second layer of the Diamond Indestructible Divine Art.

So what's the use of improving this external skill first?

Supported by drinking water?

Qiao Yuan looked at the hot water on the table, and his expression changed suddenly.

vomit~

I almost vomited out my gall.

No, it can't be like this, we must find something that can quickly restore qi and blood.

Drinking water only increases the cultivation base, and also increases the output efficiency!

Another internal skill?

The energy value of the simplified Yi Jin Jing reached 30, and Qiao Yuan did not think that the other internal functions were too low.

Even if there are internal skills that can be simplified with a few energy values, it must be garbage internal skills, even if you don't practice.

Let me think!

Qiao Yuan turned on the computer and started to search for various information on the Internet. If the people in the novel encountered insufficient internal strength and just faced a battle, what would they do?

Forget some special exercises!

Under the cold screen light, Qiao Yuan's face became more and more gloomy.

Then his face changed constantly, sometimes frowning, sometimes clenching his teeth, sometimes falling into contemplation...

"found it!"

A smile finally appeared on Qiao Yuan's face.

"Pill!"

"Elixir of Quick Recovery of Qi and Blood"

Qiao Yuan clenched his fists tightly, endured the physical discomfort, and took a sip of hot water.

vomit~

Gollum~

Qiao Yuan swallowed hard.

【Repair +1】

Qiao Yuan's face was bitter. Others said that cultivation is as easy as drinking water, but now... drinking water is really uncomfortable.

Even if you don't drink this hot water, you must find the medicine pill as soon as possible!

Chapter end