This Simplification Is Too Outrageous Chapter 31

After a few days.

Qiao Yuan insisted on the principle of not going out unless he broke through the second floor!

After drinking hot water for three days in a row, I finally achieved a breakthrough.

[Yijin has broken through to the second floor]

The cyclone in the body has become much larger, and the efficiency of producing the power of qi and blood has doubled. At this time, even if he does not take the qi and blood pill, Qiao Yuan can perfectly exert the full strength of the King Kong Indestructible Magic.

Moreover, the improvement of Yi Jin Jing has also further strengthened his physical quality. With his current strength, just relying on one layer of Diamond Indestructible Magic is enough to kill a second-order Variant Spirit.

Under the outbreak, I am afraid that the third-order alien spirit is not a problem!

In the past few days of training, [King Kong Indestructible Magic] also has faint traces of breakthrough. I believe that after applying gold paint for a few days, it will be able to break through to the third layer.

At that time, he will truly stand at the top of Liyang City!

After all, it is not difficult to guess through the previous dialogue with the official that in Liyang City... Tier 3 Awakeners are already the current ceiling combat power.

In addition, there is a surprise!

[Bing Xin Art] also reached the second floor, because Qiao Yuan found that his proficiency in [Bing Xin Art] continued to increase during the process of sleeping.

In short, after these few days of training, his strength has reached the peak state.

It's time to go out and have fun... no... it's time for spirits.

Where to start first?

A smile appeared on the corner of Qiao Yuan's mouth.

There is nothing more convenient than door-to-door service, he remembered that APP.

When I took out my phone again and prepared to charge it, the result showed that the system was still being upgraded.

"This... won't you run away after making money?"

Qiao Yuan frowned and thought.

After carefully turning around again, I chose to pay attention to the No. 9 technician. The price is 6666 yuan, which is regarded as a medium alien spirit inside.

Of course... that's what the connoisseurs would think, for the uninitiated it's just a normal sharing service chat software.

The reason why he chose to follow is mainly because Qiao Yuan saw a prompt.

After the attention is successful, as long as the system is open to recharge, Qiao Yuan will receive the information as soon as possible, and has the right to purchase it first.

And choosing No. 9 is not just because it looks good, Qiao Yuan is not so superficial, the most important thing is that there is a sentence in the introduction.

【twin】

Who can refuse this?

One spirit, one happiness, two spirits, two happiness.

Qiao Yuan felt that the money was worth it by spending one share of money to buy two shares of happiness!

Shouldn't money be spent on a knife's edge?

After putting this matter aside, Qiao Yuan remembered that he hadn't followed the news in the group for a long time, so he entered the group chat.

The first commandment group chat.

The group friends are still chatting enthusiastically, ranging from national events, to trivial matters, to celebrity gossip, to eating, drinking and laughing.

The next five hundred years, the past five hundred years and all other information points are within the scope of discussion.

"If I develop a lithography machine, can I upgrade it?"

"Newcomer, as long as you scold the group owner, he will manage it for you."

"Who should watch the latest video of the turtle vs. the goose?"

"Group friends, let me tell you something serious, what do you think about the recent events in the island country?"

"Upstairs, what's the matter? Is there a new movie? Tell me more."

"It's not a big deal. I just heard from a foreign friend of mine that some very strange things have happened in the island country. I heard that there is a thing called a foreign spirit that randomly grabs some amateurs from the street and makes videos."

"It's unsightly. That friend of mine also sent me some top-secret videos where the amateurs were tortured miserably. I heard that at least one-third of the people in the island country are covered by bad omen."

"I asked my friend what the alien spirit was, and he couldn't open his mouth for a long time."

Um?

Qiao Yuan exclaimed, then curiously searched, and he really found some news.

Compared to the previous time, the Internet seemed to be purified, but now I can see a few words. It seems that the recovery of spiritual energy is gradually being hidden.

I just don't know what strength this Variant Spirit is, and what are its hobbies?

Forced filming?

What kind of fetish is this?

Incomprehensible.

"Hey, it's so scary, alas... May the world be at peace, does it mean that our country does not provide material assistance? Great love knows no borders..."

"Hetui, upstairs, you can say something like this? I strongly despise you, not only do I want to despise you, but I also despise those who don't despise you!"

"Yes, yes, in this case, the Leshan Giant Buddha should be removed and put on the shelf!"

"At this moment, the rice bowl in my left hand suddenly became a bowl, the soy milk in my right hand became a jade bottle, the straw became a willow branch, my mobile phone became a Buddhist scripture, the barbecue on the table suddenly became vegetarian, and the light above my head began to emit Buddha light. , the chair you are sitting on has become a lotus pedestal, and you have to come to the group to see the true Buddha!"

["Beautiful and Free Peace Dove" has been kicked out of the group chat by the administrator]

Um?

It's a bit strange that the administrator has actually emerged!

Qiao Yuan has joined this group for more than half a year. It is a large group of 800 people, with only one group owner and one manager.

The group owner and management basically do not bubbling. The most common thing that the group owner has said is... There are no ghosts in this world. Anyone who dares to spread rumors will be kicked out.

The identity is quite mysterious, and other group friends do not know.

"The administrator is domineering and kicks well!"

"That's right, come here... Send some pictures to the administrator and reward him!"

"Give it to me first, let me check it a priori, not all vulgar fans are worthy of management!"

Next, there was another rainbow fart in the group.

After looking for a long time, I didn't see anything meaningful.

As if everything was peaceful.

But thinking about what happened some time ago, maybe it wasn't Taiping in Liyang City, and he couldn't reach that circle with his connections.

A circle of awakened and alien spirits!

I have always been looking for things in the circle of ordinary people, like looking for a needle in a haystack, with little hope... Because if ordinary people know all about some things, it means that they are out of control.

What kind of people should be in what kind of circles.

Qiao Yuan had an answer in his heart, so he sent a message to Li Xiaoling.

"Li Xiaoling, do you have any other alien friends? Men and women are not limited, healthy, and don't be too perverted..."

Li Xiaoling: "What do you want to do?"

Qiao Yuan: "It's nothing, it's just that the body hasn't moved for a long time."

Li Xiaoling: "…"

Inside the apartment.

Li Xiaoling looked at his mobile phone with a hesitant expression, then returned to the previous page, a sticky group appeared in front of it.

The name of the group chat is [Blind Date and Love Family]

This is a group chat that it added not long ago. It is full of various alien spirits, and the number is small. There are only more than 50 people in total, scattered all over the world.

Different from those murderous Variants, the quirks of Variants in the group are relatively normal.

The most critical point is that they have never harmed anyone!

"Recently, a new batch of tea came in. Does anyone need to try it?"

A group friend sent such a message, Li Xiaoling clicked on its personal homepage, and then clicked on a video, you can clearly see that this is a teaddicted spirit.

In the process of frying the tea, personally enter the pot and stir-fry with the tea leaves.

Its nickname is 【Green Tea】.

Then another alien spirit nicknamed [Sea King (40/100)] sent a message.

"Man, I want a man! Sisters, find me a man [crazy expression]"

This is a phantom that likes men very much. Its hobby is to date 100 men aged 18 to 20 at the same time, and the current progress has reached 40.

According to Li Xiaoling's guess, in less than a year, this Variant Spirit will complete this achievement - Hundred People Slash!

Of course... this is just the beginning.

In the group, this Variant Spirit also revealed his ambitions, and dating 100 people at the same time is just the beginning. Its goal is the sea of ​​stars, and the next goal is to increase the difficulty. It wants to communicate with 100 Awakened men at the same time.

Just thinking about it is exciting!

The hobbies of Variant Spirit and Variant Spirit do not communicate with each other, and Li Xiaoling said that he could not understand.

What would happen if this hobby met Qiao Yuan?

There were some bad images in Li Xiaoling's mind, and then he covered his mouth and laughed.

"Good noon ladies and gentlemen, have you eaten yet?"

At twelve o'clock, a Variant Spirit spoke on time, Li Xiaoling's eyes lit up, he quickly ignored Qiao Yuan, and sent a voice to the group.

There was a hint of charming laziness in his tone, as if he had just woken up, which made people think about it.

"No, just got up, too hungry, poor..."

swoosh~

[WeChat red envelopes (sister's voice is really nice, remember to have breakfast)]

Li Xiaoling's eyes lit up, his fingers poked frantically, and even an afterimage appeared.

Finally grabbed 66 yuan.

lol~

Li Xiaoling let out a silver bell-like laughter, her eyes narrowed like a crescent moon, revealing her white teeth, and the two dimples on her cheeks were looming.

The alien spirit that sends the red envelopes is very special, you can tell by its nickname.

【Wolf Warrior (12/100)】

This Variant Spirit is similar to the quirk above. Its hobby is to lick dogs, and it never tires of it.

"Thank you brother."

"Goodbye brother, sister is going to take a bath first, we'll talk later..."

【Wolf Warrior (12/100)】: "Sister, pay attention to safety (???)..."

Read more: "Brothers and sisters, the human city is not very peaceful recently. The same kind suppresses us, and human beings also join in the fun. Therefore, we must unite all forces that can be united, read more books and newspapers, and learn to arm ourselves with knowledge."

After waking up, he said, "That's right, I'll go to bed first. Do the sisters recommend a set of sleeping pillows? I've been sleeping with a stiff neck lately. Every morning when I come together, I'm always in a different place."

Drunkard: "I'm not targeting anyone, I just want to say that human beings are rubbish. Last time ten strong guys challenged me, they let me drink all of them, and now that group of people insists on recognizing me as a big brother, and they say go. One month, let me accompany them to the wine party, brothers... Should I agree or refuse the price of 100,000?"

I love to rot: "Life is too short to rot immediately"

Successfully learned the alien spirit: "Understand the applause!"

The chat in the group was in full swing, but at this moment, UU reading www.uukanshu. com group members suddenly decreased by one.

Then the group owner named [Happy Water yyds] spoke.

"Friends, just now I received a message that a friend in the group died. I heard that he was involved in a vortex of awakened people and bloodthirsty spirits when moving bricks, and unfortunately died..."

Li Xiaoling frowned, his mind became heavy, this Variant Spirit is clear, it is an old member of this group.

His lifelong hobby was moving bricks. He said he liked the feeling of bricks rubbing his palms under the scorching sun, but he didn't expect to die.

Sure enough, as humans say, tomorrow or the accident will never know which will come first.

Especially the alien spirits that are in the cracks, they are not strong in terms of strength, and in terms of guts... those who have the guts will not join this [love each other family] group chat.

When I wake up, I say: "Wait for me to sleep, and I will mourn in my dream."

Read more: "It's not easy to be apart, it's not easy to see, it's not easy to get together, and it's not easy to disperse. Tears shed in lovesickness, and it's also a matter of dreams."

I love to swing: "Please allow me to swing for a while."

Green tea: "Unfortunately, this friend likes my tea."

Neptune: "May my ex-boyfriend have a good journey, and may heaven have bricks to move!"

Wolf Warrior: "I talked to it before, and I'll be a licking dog with me, but it doesn't listen... What's wrong with being a licking dog?"

"@李晓玲, this friend, it's been a month since you joined the group chat. What are your hobbies? We are all family members, please tell us your hobbies."

The group owner @ himself.

Li Xiaoling was silent, thought about it carefully and replied.

"Sorry, I have no fetishes!"

Li Xiaoling is telling the truth.

Chapter end