This Simplification Is Too Outrageous Chapter 29

inside the car.

Li Quan's expression was uncertain, he bent down to pick up the mouth torn by Qiao Yuan on the ground, and watched it quietly.

This is a mouth that has been completely distorted!

It can be seen that Qiao Yuan's methods are extremely cruel!

Li Quan didn't put his hands on the steering wheel, and even his feet didn't step on the accelerator. In this dark environment, the speed of the car was rising rapidly.

thirty…

sixty…

Soon it was a hundred yards!

"Awakened?"

crunch.

Li Quan's mouth made a strange noise. If anyone could see his face at this time, he would find that his mouth had become mushy, and the cracks were constantly flowing with minced meat mixed with viscous liquid.

His mouth seemed to be torn apart by someone.

"That Awakened is a little interesting, and he was able to find me, but... that's all!"

"If it wasn't to maintain the atmosphere of the script killing, the moment he stretched his hand in, he would have been bitten to pieces by me!"

The crooked mouth in Li Quan's hand began to wriggle, and the blood that flowed out was continuously absorbed, and it returned to its previous appearance like turning back time.

"I don't even know that his Variant Spirit chick was killed by us. It's just a reckless man with no power. I'll kill him in a few days!"

hiss~

"Hands are so powerful!"

The mouth in his hand gritted his teeth viciously.

"Okay, let's talk about it in a few days!"

Li Quan said with a frown, then increased the speed and drove into the darkness in the distance, away from the Awakened.

Then he stretched out his hand and picked up a book from the side with a few large characters on it.

"My Mouth Is Not Right!" 》

-Special script, not for sale!

"This one is boring, it's time to change it!"

The mouth in his hand suddenly floated in the air and said to Li Quan.

Li Quan: "Wait a minute, let me see."

Then he took out a pile of books from the co-pilot's storage box, moved the back of the desk and chair back, raised his legs and put them on the steering wheel, and thought about it carefully.

Mouth: "Choose the middle one, I want to play this script, I like it."

Li Quan listened to the words of his mouth and picked up the book in the middle.

"Hell Cinema"

"Okay, old rules, this time you're the male lead, and I'll be the narrator. Let's find a bus first."

"Um...Tuesday tomorrow, then we'll just kill two."

Li Quan thought for a while and agreed to the mouth's request.

Mouth: "No problem, as long as you let me be the protagonist, you can do whatever you want, suffocate me to death, you must not reveal your secrets!"

"I hate to spoil the atmosphere before the script is over!"

Li Quan frowned and said, "The predecessor is an old actor with 20 years of acting skills. He is best at playing two roles by one person, so please don't question my acting skills!"

Mouth: "Okay!"

after an hour.

A lonely figure paced back and forth.

"Why hasn't it arrived yet?"

"Qiao Yuan, are you thinking of me?"

Li Xiaoling's voice suddenly came from behind.

Turning around and looking, it turned out to be Li Xiaoling with a backpack, walking over with a smile, everything was normal, except for the bullet mark on the chest.

"Yeah, I miss you, hold one?"

Li Xiaoling's body was shocked, and looking at Qiao Yuan, who was gradually changing color, he quickly took two steps back.

He crossed his hands and said, "No!"

Qiao Yuan retracted his hands and feet in disappointment, and his discolored body quickly returned to normal.

"Are things done?"

Hearing Qiao Yuan's words, Li Xiaoling instantly showed a proud face, patted his chest and said, "It is necessary!"

At the bullet marks, a small column of blood spurted out.

Qiao Yuan ducked sideways.

Li Xiaoling lowered his head and looked, reached out and rubbed the wound, stopped the bleeding, and returned the backpack to Qiao Yuan.

"It has now driven into the Dead End Village. That guy doesn't know it yet. I'm laughing to death. This Variant Spirit is so stupid!"

While rubbing the wound, Li Xiaoling said with a smile.

"This is the first time I've seen a Variant Spirit that is even stupider than me. Do you think its predecessor was brain-dead?"

Thinking of this, Li Xiaoling was happy again, the sense of superiority of IQ instantly rose, and the strength in his hand was also a little bigger.

Another small column of blood spurted out!

Qiao Yuan turned sideways to dodge again.

Qiao Yuan: "You are bleeding."

Li Xiaoling: "It's not a big problem, just rub it to stop it."

Qiao Yuan: "..."

Think back to what just happened.

In fact, Li Xiaoling discovered the abnormality before getting on the bus and told himself in time, but in order to take this free bus, Qiao Yuan did not do anything.

In the big night, there is a Variant Spirit driving him, which is also very good.

Then the Variant Spirit directed and acted to prepare such a play, and Qiao Yuan had a plan in his heart.

He remembered the realm card in his backpack, and he had to verify that if it was inserted into the soil anywhere, it would show the way to the secret realm.

So... under Qiao Yuan's suggestion, Li Xiaoling firmly grasped the backpack even if he was "shot to death".

Everything is going smooth.

If nothing else, the Variant Spirit had already entered the Dead End Village and could never come out again.

This Variant Spirit is really interesting. It should be a first-order strength, but it is a little weaker than Li Xiaoling.

It is about 0.8 Li Xiaoling.

Has acting quirks and likes to add drama to himself!

This was just a small episode. After putting it aside, Qiao Yuan looked at Li Xiaoling and helped him so much, he was shot in the chest!

Just saying thank you is a bit unreasonable, plus it is getting late, he is not worried about letting a Variant Spirit go back.

Too dangerous!

"Li Xiaoling, come here, why don't you go up and drink some hot water?"

Qiao Yuan sent an invitation.

Li Xiaoling was rubbing his wound silently at this time. The bullet had some kind of special power, which made its wound very itchy now.

After hearing Qiao Yuan's words, he raised his head blankly and said, "Just drinking hot water?"

"I don't need sparring, right? I'm injured now, so don't force it."

"At least I have to wait until I recover from the injury!"

Qiao Yuan: "Am I the kind of person who takes advantage of others' dangers in your heart?"

Li Xiaoling glanced at Qiao Yuan with a complicated expression, but hesitated.

It is afraid that Qiao Yuan's skin will change color again!

Qiao Yuan: "It's just a drink of hot water, don't get me wrong."

"Oh, okay."

Li Xiaoling breathed a sigh of relief, he was afraid that Qiao Yuan would use his strength, after all, he couldn't resist.

Then floated behind Qiao Yuan to his house.

in the hall.

Qiao Yuan boiled a pot of 55-degree hot water and poured a cup for Li Xiaoling.

Qiao Yuan: "I'm in a hurry this time, you can take it first, and I'll treat you to dinner next time you come over!"

Li Xiaoling: "Below?"

Qiao Yuan was taken aback and scratched his head.

"What's the meaning?"

Li Xiaoling: "Just down there! Noodles?"

Qiao Yuan: "Of course not!"

Li Xiaoling breathed a sigh of relief.

"That's good, Wang Jing can only eat below. I'm a little tired of eating it every day."

"Can't you order takeout?"

Qiao Yuan asked curiously, Li Xiaoling usually plays with mobile phones quite well.

Li Xiaoling spread out his hands, showing a helpless expression.

"No money!"

Qiao Yuan frowned and said, "I remember when I had a blind date with Wang Jing last time, didn't you take out hundreds of thousands of bank cards to persuade me to give up?"

Li Xiaoling's hand holding the water glass froze, lowered his head and blushed, and said weakly, "Illusion... It's all an illusion, but it's actually a bus card, a beauty card..."

Qiao Yuan: "..."

"Okay, I won't say it, just drink it!"

After noticing that Qiao Yuan's body did not change color, Li Xiaoling took the hot water that Qiao Yuan personally burned and drank it.

A stream of water emerged from the bullet hole.

Qiao Yuan couldn't dodge in time, and subconsciously reached out to block the wound.

Li Xiaoling: "…"

Qiao Yuan: "..."

Li Xiaoling lowered his head and looked at Qiao Yuan's hand. Qiao Yuan's skin did not change color, but his skin did.

Dead End Village

Mouth realized something was wrong.

"Li Quan, where did you drive? Why do I feel the smell in the air is not right?"

Li Quan frowned and shouted, "Shut up!"

Then he looked around nervously. It was clearly a city before, but why did he go to the countryside now?

Looking at it like this, it seems to have broken into someone else's territory!

Li Quan hurriedly braked, turned his head, and ran back.

ten minutes later…

The way you came is gone!

Just when it was at a loss, two figures suddenly flashed outside the car.

Men in ancient scholar costumes and women in red.

They were standing outside the car, watching themselves inside.

After a while, they opened their mouths.

"Welcome to Dead End Village."

"You have two options, first...stay."

"Second, forced to stay!"

A strong sense of threat pervades, showing that they are not good stubble!

inside the car.

After realizing that there is nowhere to run...

Li Quan clenched the steering wheel tightly with both hands, and his face was gloomy as if he could drip blood.

Then... it opened its **** mouth, revealing scarlet fangs, and a rotting breath exuded, and then ate the mouth in its hand.

crunch~

The frightening sound of chewing sounded, and bright red blood flowed from the corner of its mouth and dripped into the car, dyeing the floor a bright and eerie color.

After the Adam's apple moved slightly and swallowed, Li Quan kept making a beast-like roaring sound.

Roar!

A roar sounded, Li Quan's bones exploded, his muscles bulged high, and the whole person showed a wild aura, as if a bloodthirsty wild beast was angry!

At this moment, Li Quan changed into another form, a look full of destructive aura.

tearing~

Li Quan tore off the car door and came to the outside world, staring at the two with vicious eyes.

"You both have to die!"

Off-site, UU reading www.uukanshu. The two alien spirits frowned and looked at Li Quan who came out of the car.

Looking at this momentum, it seems to be a bit powerful!

For a time, the smell of gunpowder on the field was full.

swoosh~

Suddenly, Li Quan ran towards the rear with lightning speed, and the whole person disappeared at the speed of lightning.

Ning Caichen: "…"

Nie Xiaoqian: "…"

ten minutes later.

Nie Xiaoqian in red walked back with a crippled corpse and threw it in front of the scholar in white.

"The first-order strength is weaker than the one I caught last time, but it is very scary. I wanted to beg for mercy but I killed it."

To be honest, Li Quan's actions just now really frightened him, thinking that another perverted guy like Qiao Yuan had sneaked in.

The white-clothed scholar looked at the corpse and said with a blank expression, "Bury it in the field as fertilizer. Recently, the fruit trees are about to wither."

"Guess what I found?"

Nie Xiaoqian stretched out her hand, and a piece of paper appeared on it.

Spread it out.

This is a scribbled pencil drawing of a hand, with poor drawing skills, but... the **** is on the hand.

Draw another line.

"Remember to take good care of your face, next time I will bring a group of friends over to slap my face!"

"Qiao Yuan's pen!"

The handwriting is crooked, and it can be seen that the person who left the handwriting is not very good at writing, or has just learned to write.

Ning Caichen: "…"

Nie Xiaoqian: "Your book doesn't seem to work."

The scholar Variant Spirit frowned and looked at the book in his hand.

"There is no problem with the theory, it is the human being who has the problem!"

Chapter end