This Simplification Is Too Outrageous Chapter 26

Afterwards, Qiao Yuan revealed some basic information about the secret realm, including the two alien spirits who had the quirks of acting as mythical characters.

It also includes the way to enter the secret realm!

There are also special considerations.

You can instantly spy on your brain's thoughts and create hallucinations!

These two are especially deadly!

Qiao Yuan speculates that without this boundary card in his hand, if others want to enter, they can only try their luck and bet whether one person can find the non-existent road.

After the information was informed together, this matter has nothing to do with Qiao Yuan for the time being. Whether it is an official failure or a success, it is not a loss for him.

Of course, Qiao Yuan was still reluctant to officially fail in his heart.

It is good for oneself to increase the strength of human beings.

Qiao Yuan: "It's a pleasure to work with."

The transaction went so smoothly that Zhou Qiang on the other end of the phone felt incredible.

After a while, he asked Qiao Yuan.

"Are you sure that's all you need, you don't need money or anything?"

No wonder he thought so, as the director of the Security Bureau, an organization with extraordinary power outside the rules, he met many awakened people in the early days.

For example, in the early days of spiritual qi recovery, what impressed him the most was that an awakened person successfully awakened, and then he did not know where to find the phone number of the security bureau. Female secretary or something.

I clamored for the emperor to take turns to do it, and come to my house today.

So he felt that Qiao Yuan's request was a little low, which made him a little uncomfortable for a while.

On the other end of the phone, Qiao Yuan's disguised voice came again.

"You have a problem with your thinking. You can see that you can't get promoted at first glance. I do something beneficial to the development of mankind. How did it become a conspiracy theory with you?"

Zhou Qiang: "…"

A dignified director of the security bureau, who belongs to the number one in Liyang City, would be told by a young man that he has a problem with his mind?

If there is a problem with his thinking, then the city of Liyang is over.

Next, Zhou Qiang tried to recruit, but was rejected by Qiao Yuan on the grounds that he was in his menstrual period.

After leaving a phone call, the contact is over.

After a long time.

Zhou Qiang looked up at the night scene outside the window. The stars were bright and the city was brightly lit. Even in the dark, the world should be full of vitality, vitality and hope!

These people are working hard for it!

The last sentence of Qiao Yuan's words rang in Zhou Qiang's ear again.

"The rise and fall, everyone is responsible!"

This young female awakener... kind of interesting.

A smile appeared on the corner of Zhou Qiang's mouth with white temples.

Beside the Panshan Highway.

Li Xiaoling glanced at Qiao Yuan in Baidu, and finally saw the above information.

"How to say a compelling sentence, wait online, it's very urgent!"

After getting the answer he wanted, Qiao Yuan's doubts were solved a lot.

Now he is just getting started.

"Li Xiaoling, help me return these phones."

Qiao Yuan said to Li Xiaoling.

Li Xiaoling thought about it seriously and replied, "I can't do it anymore. I didn't look at my face when I stole it, and I can't remember which is which."

Qiao Yuan: "..."

In the end, he came up with a compromise solution, throwing the pocket mobile phone into the local police station.

Qiao Yuan patted Li Xiaoling on the shoulder.

"Comrade, you have a mission!"

Li Xiaoling: "????"

When Li Xiaoling returned to Qiao Yuan again, it was already 12 am.

The moonlight is bright, like water sloping down.

A white shadow floated in the distance.

Li Xiaoling, who was jumping like a deer, floated to the tree for a while, and turned somersaults for a while. It seemed that he was in a good mood.

In fact, just as Qiao Yuan thought, Li Xiaoling is very happy now!

It was too depressing to stay by Wang Jing's side for a long time and bind himself as a human being.

Countless nights, it would secretly get up and go to the toilet while Wang Jing was sleeping.

Release your nature.

For example...jump up a building, sing a song, or take your head off and wash your hair, take your ears off for ear picking, etc.

It hasn't jumped so high for a long time, and there is no one around today, so I can finally release myself shallowly.

Qiao Yuan's eyes flickered and he didn't speak.

Soon Li Xiaoling floated in front of Qiao Yuan, looked at Qiao Yuan's expression, then touched her delicate and fair face, tilted her head and asked suspiciously, "Why are you looking at me? Is there something on my face?"

Qiao Yuan didn't speak, he took out his mobile phone and played an audio, which was Li Xiaoling's [Blessing]

Qiao Yuan: "Listen to me, thank you"

A "beautiful" voice came from the phone.

Li Xiaoling froze in place, his brain buzzing, listening to his own audio on the phone, not knowing what to say for a while.

After a minute.

Li Xiaoling was a little unhappy.

"I heard it, can you turn it off?"

Qiao Yuan: "No."

Then he turned up the volume.

Li Xiaoling: "…"

After two minutes.

Li Xiaoling swears that he really wants to smash Qiao Yuan's phone, but... when he thinks of his own strength, in order not to find an excuse for Qiao Yuan to be pressed on the ground and rubbed, he finally chose to endure.

Biting his lip and listening for three minutes, he said again: "You don't have to keep playing it on a loop, right?"

Qiao Yuan shook his head and said, "Listen more if you like it!"

Li Xiaoling: "…"

Ten minutes later, Qiao Yuan's cell phone finally ran out, and Li Xiaoling breathed a sigh of relief.

However…

At this time, Qiao Yuan suddenly took a step forward, looking at himself with strange eyes.

Li Xiaoling withdrew in a panic.

This kind of look is clear, this is to get your own rhythm!

"Qiao Yuan...you...what do you want to do?"

"You have no excuses, you can't find trouble!"

"I can't come again, I'll really be hurt if I come again!"

Li Xiaoling said with a trembling body and a little sadness.

It can't figure out why this man likes to hurt himself so much, and every time he hurts it, he will show an expression of enjoyment.

It doesn't understand!

sigh~

Qiao Yuan stopped and looked directly at Li Xiaoling.

"Li Xiaoling, touch your conscience, how will I treat you?"

Qiao Yuan asked such a sentence.

beside the highway.

The night is windy, cool and comfortable. It is far away from the hustle and bustle of the city, and there is only silence. Only in this no-man's land surrounded by mountains can you find the most primitive, deep and charming charm of the dark night scene.

Li Xiaoling was forced outside the fence, behind a quiet deep ditch, with nowhere to escape.

After hearing Qiao Yuan's words, it reached out and touched his chest, ready to tear it open...

Qiao Yuan raised his eyebrows and hurriedly stopped: "You don't have to take it out!"

Li Xiaoling hesitated for a while, then put on his clothes again and gritted his teeth and said, "It's okay..."

I have to admit that if Qiao Yuan hadn't come to save him this time, Dead Corner Village would have really died.

After thinking about it, recall the past of the two.

Although he always looks like he is going to eat himself and likes to bully himself, but... he is in danger, but he is the first to come over to save him.

Li Xiaoling looked at the bottomless cliff behind him.

He was very moved in his heart, but now his body did not dare to move.

Qiao Yuan: "So... are we friends?"

Huhu~

A gust of cold wind blew past, blowing away the bangs on Li Xiaoling's forehead, revealing that delicate and beautiful face, a pair of watery, black-and-white eyes full of doubts and a little nervous.

"Calculate."

After getting the answer, Qiao Yuan showed a pure smile and once again invited Li Xiaoling to go home, but this time he also added a condition.

"Aren't you curious about your own memory?"

"You also heard what was said on the other end of the phone. Every Variant Spirit has a complete memory, but you have lost your memory."

"I can help you!"

Li Xiaoling lowered her head, not knowing what she was thinking.

Lost memory... It would be better if he could find it back, deep down he always felt that memory was important to him.

"Why are you helping me?"

Li Xiaoling pursed her lips and asked weakly.

Qiao Yuan patted Li Xiaoling on the shoulder and said, "Because we are friends!"

Looking at Qiao Yuan's sincere eyes, Li Xiaoling was moved for a while. During the time when it became a foreign spirit, it only had Wang Jing as a human friend.

But unlike Qiao Yuan, Wang Jing is still human after all, and sometimes she can't let go, and she is afraid of her hands and feet.

Finally, Li Xiaoling raised a question.

"If I go with you, will you still bully me?"

Looking at Li Xiaoling with wide eyes and hopeful eyes, Qiao Yuan pondered for a while.

"probably not…"

Li Xiaoling: "????"

"Yes, yes, no, no, what shouldn't it be?"

Li Xiaoling asked quietly.

Qiao Yuan explained: "As friends, we help each other. I will help you find memories, and you will help me practice. This is very reasonable, right?"

Li Xiaoling was stunned, what the man said seemed to make sense.

Friends should help each other.

Then Qiao Yuan said:

"If you touch your chest again, does it really hurt when you help me practice?"

Li Xiaoling was silent.

After thinking about it carefully, except for the first time I met Qiao Yuan, it was neither serious nor serious, just said...

I was not injured.

Pain is not painful.

Quite comfortable.

Ma Ma.

It's like a full body massage.

Li Xiaoling didn't know that this was the limit value that Qiao Yuan had mastered.

It can ensure that you get the energy value, and it will not hurt it.

"Okay, I'll move to your house in a few days, but I have to agree first."

"It's okay to be a sparring coach, but you have to know the importance, otherwise... or I'll leave."

Li Xiaoling said with a serious face.

Qiao Yuan nodded with a pure smile.

In the middle of the night, the shadows of the trees on both sides of the road, and the crickets chirping from the grass beside the road, are particularly clear in this quiet atmosphere.

Not far away, two figures were walking in tandem.

"Li Xiaoling, can you generate electricity? My phone is out of power. I want to call a car."

Qiao Yuan's voice came from the front.

Li Xiaoling blinked and said, "No."

Qiao Yuan did not speak any more, and the two walked for a while.

Qiao Yuan's voice came again.

"Li Xiaoling, carry me back and fly back. It's only 200 kilometers away from my home now, and it will be very soon."

Li Xiaoling: "…"

After noticing the silence behind him, Qiao Yuan tentatively spoke again.

"Can I buy a ticket for 200?"

Li Xiaoling, who was wearing a white dress, stopped and stared at Qiao Yuan's back.

"I pay 250, you carry me?"

Qiao Yuan: "I'll add money!"

Li Xiaoling: "No matter how much you pay, I will pay twice!"

Qiao Yuan froze, UU reading www. uukanshu.com no longer speaks.

Another ten minutes passed.

"Li Xiaoling, go steal the car, it's not a problem to just walk away like this!"

Qiao Yuan stopped walking and said to Li Xiaoling behind him.

The phone was out of power, and I couldn't see the car on this highway for a long time. If I really wanted to walk back, I would have to walk for at least a few hours. I told Li Xiaoling to carry him and it refused.

One to two, one person and one alien spirit blowing the cold wind, choose to wait for the rabbit.

The two stood on the side of the road, waiting for vehicles to pass by to see if they could hitch a ride.

To be honest, this move is still very dangerous.

There are generally two types of rides on the highway.

One is lifeless, and the other is that kind of unclean thing.

Qiao Yuan thought for a while, with his own body, it is not a big problem to bear a car accident, and Li Xiaoling is not a human at all, so these two situations are accounted for.

Just gamble now!

I bet if there is a kind and courageous driver willing to take himself and Li Xiaoling on the side of the highway in the middle of the night.

This is a probability problem infinitely approaching 0.

If I had to do it myself, I would definitely not do it, but in fact, there are still such kind people.

Qiao Yuan dangled twice with the flashlight and waited for about an hour.

The car is here!

A dazzling white light came, and then quickly drove past Qiao Yuan. Just when Qiao Yuan thought he had failed, the car stopped on the side of the road again and turned on the double flash.

There is a play!

Qiao Yuan and the two hurriedly ran and got into the car.

Boom~

The roar of the engine sounded like a beast, and with the red taillights flashing in the night, the car disappeared into the darkness.

Chapter end