This Curse Is Just Awesome Chapter 269

Translator: Simple MTL Editor: Simple MTL

“It…”

“It seems to be looking at me.”

Upon hearing Chen Yu's words, Gou Sheng's body stiffened, and he slowly turned his head.

As expected!

He saw that huge creature that was over a few hundred meters long staring at the two of them without blinking with its huge red eyes…

The violence, ferocity, and hatred in its eyes…. seemed to be real.

“Why… why is it looking at you?” Gou Sheng's voice trembled.

“…Stupid mortal.”

Chen Yu was silent for a moment, then suddenly sneered, “Why is it looking at me? Isn't it obvious?”

“Ah?”

“Use your brain and use your rational thinking to do a good calculation.” Chen Yu stretched out his index finger and pointed at his head. “Since it's looking at me and not looking at others, it means that I'm different from others.”

“…Makes sense.” Gou Sheng nodded solemnly.

“Then, what's the difference?” Chen Yu spread out his hands.

“You're saying…” Gou Sheng gradually came to a realization. “Your difference is because of your talent…”

Chen Yu: “I'm the one who's naked.”

Gou Sheng: “…”

“Take a look. I'm the only one who's naked here, right?”

Chen Yu's focused eyes were filled with boundless wisdom. “Lu Xun once said that after eliminating all the answers, the rest, no matter how impossible, is still the truth of the matter.”

Gou Sheng: “…”

Chen Yu: “Because I'm the only one who isn't wearing any clothes. This unique temperament of mine has attracted the attention of a Level 9 exotic beast. It's only natural.”

Gou Sheng: “…I keep feeling that there's something wrong with your brain today.”

“Don't dawdle. Hurry up and find me some clothes…”

“Roar, roar, roar…”

As the two conversed, the Level 9 exotic beast in the distance opened its bloody mouth and roared as it spat out a ball of light.

The target was none other than Chen Yu and Gou Sheng!

Gou Sheng's pupils constricted, and his adrenaline was pumping wildly. He carried Chen Yu and tried to dodge.

But how fast was the ball of light flying?

Compared to the two, Gou Sheng's maximum speed was like a snail crawling..

“Martial Arts — Myriad Attracting Celestial Phenomena.”

In a split second, a gray-haired Level 8 martial artist appeared out of thin air. He clasped his hands together and created tens of thousands of spider webs.

Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh…

Layers of spider webs spread out.

The light ball penetrated through them cleanly.

However, the impact was greatly reduced.

“Martial Technique — Heaven and Earth Rotation!”

Another Level 8 martial artist appeared and blocked the front of the light ball. He held his hands in the air and seemed to be light, but in fact, he swung them heavily!

Whoosh —

The light ball shifted.

It flew far away towards the blurry mountain range to the north…

Boom!!!

In an instant, the sky and earth darkened!

That was the extreme light, covering the radiance of the sun.

One mountain after another…

One mountain after another…

All vanished into thin air under that terrifying explosion…

“Gulp.”

Gou Sheng swallowed his saliva dryly and turned around to bow to the two Level 8 martial artists. “Thank you, Seniors, for saving my life.”

“Let's go.” The Level 8 warriors standing in front of the two faces turned green and red. He suppressed the pain in his body and said, “This beast seems to have his eyes on you.”

“Yes!”

Gou Sheng didn't dare to waste his time. He turned around and ran away.

“These two are not bad.” Chen Yu nodded in appreciation. “They have some backbone.”

“Shut the f*ck up!”

The two of them flashed a few times and jumped over the city wall. They started to run toward the inner city.

“Wait… Wait for me…” Bahuang Yao, who had been paying attention to Chen Yu, jumped down the city wall anxiously. She shouted as she chased after him. “Brother Yu…”

“That's one of my beloved concubines.”

Chen Yu said calmly, “I must be tired while escaping. Without a woman to serve me, I… am quite inconvenient.”

Gou Sheng: “…”

Although deep down, he really wanted to throw this Chen Yu, who seemed to be out of his mind, to the ground, Gou Sheng still stopped and waited for the Bahuang Yao to catch up. Then, he pulled her along as they ran.

“Roar! Roar! Roar!”

The Level 9 exotic beast roared. It slammed its fists on the ground angrily, wanting to chase after them.

However, before it could get up, a huge bell condensed from energy pressed down on its head!

Duang!

“Roar–“

Rumble…

The huge body of the gorilla was pressed firmly into the ground.

The spreading shockwaves caused the ground to rise, explode, and crack…

The entire endless battlefield was instantly filled with dense cracks.

One of the cracks even directly cut the city wall in two…

“Everyone, retreat quickly!” Qinghai Li's voice was as loud as thunder.

“Roar!!”

The Level 9 beast raised its head, revealing its ferocious face and bursting with energy.

Shua shua shua…

In the next moment, tens of thousands of little gorillas jumped out of its fur.

The highest one was less than five meters.

The smallest one was only half a meter…

They scratched their ears and cheeks, chirping like a group of insects, rushing out at a high speed.

Duang!

Duang!

Duang…

Then, a shrinking bell fell from the sky and suppressed half of the gorilla.

However, there were still hundreds of the fastest ones who ran over the city wall and chased in the direction where Chen Yu and the others escaped.

“Why is it aiming at Chen Yu?”

Through martial arts, Li Qinghai, who observed the battlefield from a distance, had this question in her mind.

“I keep feeling…”

“Something is wrong…”

…

Bang, bang, bang…

His heavy feet stepped on the asphalt road, making a crisp explosion sound.

Gou Sheng carried Chen Yu on his left shoulder and Bahuang Yao in his right hand, running toward the inner city at full speed.

On their left and right, there were also many martial artists who were running away.

However, Chen Yu's sharp eyes saw the despair, fear, and dark faces in the windows of the surrounding buildings…

The Beast Tide had arrived.

The warriors had retreated in defeat.

Then, was there still a need to guess what would come next to welcome these commoners…

“…”

A rare flash of sadness appeared in Chen Yu's wise eyes.

“Prosperity, the commoners suffer.”

“Death, the commoners suffer.”

“Decline, the commoners suffer.”

“When will the commoners be happy?”

Chen Yu fell into deep thought. “…Well, only when they see other people suffering will the people be happy…”

Gou Sheng: “…”

“Brother Yu… Brother Yu…” While shaking, Bahuang Yao carefully took out two things and handed them to Chen Yu. “These are the things you left behind.”

One was a revolver.

The other was a Law Enforcer mask.

Chen Yu came back to his senses and raised his eyebrows. “Well done, you are indeed my right-hand man. You are destined to leave your name in history.”

Bahuang Yao: “…”

Gou Sheng shouted, “What the f*ck is wrong with this Chen Yu today? Why is his mental problem so serious?”

Bahuang Yao: “He is not in a good mood.”

“No.” Chen Yu shook his head. “When dreams meet reality; when innocence touches romance; when fate collides with opportunity; when the Milky Way returns to all things… There is always a little bit of wisdom, like a prairie fire, that has occupied my mind. When the mind is transparent, the roof is transparent; when the roof is transparent, the universe is transparent; when the roof is transparent, it is divine; when the roof is transparent, it is sacred. I am also sacred.”

Gou Sheng: “…I want to kill him.”

Bahuang Yao: “…Don't.”

Gou Sheng: “Damn it, what the hell is he talking about?”

Bahuang Yao: “He… He is not in a good mood…”

“No.” Chen Yu shook his head. “When dreams meet reality; when innocence touches the waves…”

“Shut the f*ck up! Aren't you afraid of the wind?” Gou Sheng roared.

“My butt is facing forward,” Chen Yu said calmly. “It can't get it into my mouth.”

Gou Sheng: “…F*ck.”

Ji ji ji ji —

Just as the three of them passed through the Bird's Nest Stadium and were getting closer and closer to the inner city. Suddenly, a series of sharp screams came from behind them.

As Chen Yu was facing backward, he immediately saw who it was. “It's a group of little apes. They seem to be chasing me.”

Bahuang Yao: “Why… Why?”

Chen Yu: “Because I'm not wearing any clothes.”

“Bullsh*t!” Gou Sheng roared. “Can't you be a little more serious? Look at what level they are!”

“Stupid mortals.” Chen Yu curled his lips. “Don't you have a prostate? Can't your prostate think? Do you even need to look? You're a Level 7 martial artist. If they can catch up to you, they must be at least Level 6 speed-type exotic beasts.”

“Gou… Director Gou.” Bahuang Yao spoke. “They're all Level 6. There are two Level 7 ones in the middle. They're very fast! They're catching up…”

“Sh*t! F*ck!”

Gou Sheng cursed fiercely, and his body suddenly stopped. He raised his huge hammer and fiercely smashed it behind him!

“Martial Technique — Violent Explosion!”

Dong!

The huge hammer heavily landed on the ground.

A terrifying force penetrated through the ground, and the shockwave it created sent hundreds of little gorillas flying hundreds of meters away.

Rumble…

At the same time, the vibration of the giant hammer also caused an earthquake in the area.

The three buildings on both sides of the street suddenly collapsed, instantly burying countless lives…

“You two, go.”

Gou Sheng put down the two people and stood in front of them. “I'll block these monkeys.”

“Director…” Bahuang Yao hesitated.

However, Chen Yu did not stop. He pulled the girl and quickly left. “Director Gou, don't die.”

Gou Sheng was stunned. Then, he smiled. “So you care too…”

Chen Yu: “Otherwise, I'd have to burn paper.”

Gou Sheng: “…CNM, get lost.”

Chapter end