This Curse Is Just Awesome Chapter 241

Translator: Simple MTL  Editor: Simple MTL

“All classes, please make your preparations.”

“The first elimination match has officially begun…”

“The destination has arrived, the 29th session…”

After repeating the announcement three times, the inner cabin door opened, and a woman with a strong back walked out.

From her left eye, there was a scar that extended to the back of her ear. Under the dim lighting in the cabin, it looked a little ferocious.

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“The cabin will open on time in five minutes. Before that, come to my place to collect your parachutes. The model is universal, one for each person.” The woman pulled out a large bag and threw it on the ground.

“Hello.” In the corner, a female student raised her hand. “What if you don't know how to use a parachute?”

The scar on the woman's face trembled. “Then fall to your death.”

The female student: “…”

“A group of martial artists whose physical abilities far exceed that of an ordinary person. If they fall to their death because of the problem of opening the parachute, then fall to their death.”

Duan Ye felt that the other party was probably ‘scolding' him, so he immediately suppressed his anger and said, “What if it's the problem of the parachute?”

The woman glanced at Duan Ye. “Don't worry, I'll give the merchant a bad review.”

“…” Duan Ye: “…Then I'll have to trouble you. Remember to bring a picture.”

“No problem.”

The parachute bag was completely green.

It seemed to have undergone some modifications. It was not the thick and large backpack that Chen Yu remembered.

Creak —

Time was up, and the heavy cabin door slowly opened.

The noise and strong wind instantly poured in, blowing the clothes of everyone in the cabin.

“In order to keep the classes separated, the helicopter returned to the cruising stage.” The scarred woman's voice was like a lion's roar. “Starting from Year 4 Class 1, jump one after another.”

After saying that, Bahuang Yi walked to the cabin door and jumped down expressionlessly.

“What the f*ck?” The woman was stunned and shouted, “You didn't bring a parachute!”

“It's okay, he's confident.” Chun Lei walked up and explained.

“What did you say?” The woman looked at Chun Lei. “Speak louder!”

“I…” Chun Lei opened her mouth and chose to give up the conversation. She carried the parachute and jumped down.

Liu Wei followed closely behind.

“The second one, Year 4 Class 4,” the woman shouted.

The young man who called himself Brother Jie walked to the hatch and turned around to look at everyone. “Everyone, please remember what I said. We are all from the same school…”

Bang!

Before he could finish his sentence, he was kicked away by the scarred woman. “What the f*ck. Next!”

Just like that.

The number of people in the cabin became fewer and fewer.

In about five to six minutes, only Chen Yu's Class 1, Class 2 was left in Beijing University.

“It's your turn.” The woman gestured at Chen Yu. “The first grade is also participating in the competition? You sure have guts.”

“Excuse me, can I take away this parachute that God Yi doesn't want?” Duan Ye carried a parachute on his back and asked the woman.

“Speak up!”

“…Forget it, I don't want it anymore.”

In the ear-piercing noise, Duan Ye also gave up on communicating with the woman. He threw away Bahuang Yi's parachute and walked to the cabin door.

“Jump together.” Chen Yu and Bahuang Yao walked over. “Hold on to each other tightly and don't let go.”

“Okay.”

“Three, two, one… Jump!”

Whoosh!

With a light leap, the three of them flew out of the cabin. They immediately felt their bodies lose balance, and the strong wind and rain hit their faces.

It turned out that it was raining outside.

Chen Yu and Bahuang Yao's body balance ability was extremely strong, perhaps seven times that of a cat's.

Very quickly, they stabilized their center of gravity.

Under the ‘support' of the two of them, Duan Ye also quickly grasped his balance.

“Do you see the circle of walls below?”

Enduring the wind resistance, Chen Yu opened his eyes wide and observed the jungle terrain below. “Inside the circle should be the venue for the elimination round. We want to move around in this circle.”

“Such a large area…” Bahuang Yao barely opened her eyes. “This project is too big.”

“Not much,” Duan Ye interrupted. “It's just created by a group of martial mages above Level 7.”

Chen Yu: “From your tone, those mages seem to be your father.”

Duan Ye: “…Brother Yu, your words are really powerful.”

Gravity…

Was magical.

As the noise of the propellers above them faded away, the three of them could not tell if they were falling or flying…

“Oh!”

Suddenly, Duan Ye roared, scaring Chen Yu and Bahuang Yao.

“Are you crazy?” Chen Yu frowned.

“Brother Yu!” Duan Ye was a little excited. “Don't you feel good being supported by the wind?”

“…It's alright.”

“Then let's have a competition to see who has the loudest voice?”

Chen Yu's face was full of black lines. “Are you crazy? Are we playing this with you?”

“Come, shout. It's very relaxing.” Duan Ye raised his head, took a deep breath, and howled. “Ahhhhh…”

Chen Yu: “…”

Bahuang Yao: “…”

Duan Ye: “Ahhhhh”

Chen Yu: “…”

Bahuang Yao: “…”

Duan Ye: “Roar! Ahhhhh…”

Chen Yu: “…Ahhhhh!”

Bahuang Yao: “…”

Duan Ye: “Hahaha, ahhhhh!!!”

Chen Yu: “OHHHHH…”

Bahuang Yao: “…Aiyah!”

Duan Ye happily shouted: “Ahhhhh…”

Chen Yu happily shouted: “Ahhhhh…”

Bahuang Yao happily shouted: “Ahhh…”

The three of them held each other tightly.

Their joyful shouts echoed in the wind for a long time.

Comfort and relaxation were released from the three of them. They resonated with the shouts that turned around and interweaved with a sense of happiness that was difficult to describe with words.

As they shouted, they did not know why. Tears welled up in Duan Ye's eyes, and he suddenly started singing in Cantonese, “Time has changed what I have into loss, and my tired eyes are filled with hope!”

“Today, there is only a remnant of my body, welcoming the glorious years…”

Chen Yu said, “In the wind and rain, I dry out my gay friends…”

Duan Ye was stunned, and he looked at Chen Yu hesitantly.

The corners of Chen Yu's mouth curled up, and he continued singing, “A lifetime of hesitation and struggle! Confidence can change the future…”

Bahuang Yao: “Ask who… Can do it again…”

The singing stopped as the three of them looked at each other.

Their eyes were exchanging words that could not carry any emotional information.

Before long, as if they had a telepathic connection, the three of them laughed out loud.

The ghostly wailing and howling voice rose again.

“Today is only a remnant of my body!”

“Welcome the glorious years…”

“In the wind and rain, I dry my gay friends…”

“A lifetime of struggle!”

“Confidence can change the future…”

“Ask who can do it…”

…

The formula for air resistance: F = (1/2) c ρsv ^ 2

It meant that the speed limit for humans in the atmosphere was about 60 meters per second.

It took 63 seconds to jump from a height of 3,539 meters to land on the ground.

When the time reached 50 seconds, Chen Yu let go of Bahuang Yao's hand and pushed her away. “Spread out and open your parachute.”

“Okay.” The girl nodded. She tilted her body and flew away like a kite.

Duan Ye hugged Chen Yu and refused to let go.

“I'm going to open my bag. Hold on tight!”

Duan Ye said, “Oak, open it.”

Chen Yu immediately pulled down the parachute rope.

Bang!

With a muffled sound, the two of them suddenly felt their bodies go numb, and they were grabbed by the parachute that had spread out above them.

The speed of their descent decreased sharply.

“Perfect.” Chen Yu held Duan Ye with one hand, and with the other hand, he made an ‘OK' gesture to the nearby Bahuang Yao. “How's your situation over there?”

“It's not a problem.” Bahuang Yao glanced down, and her beautiful brows furrowed slightly. “But there are too many exotic beasts below. It's not easy to find the landing point.”

Hearing that, Chen Yu also looked down carefully.

In the dense jungle, four exotic beasts over ten meters in size had already discovered Chen Yu and the other two. They were waiting right below them, ready to attack when they got close.

Among them, there was even a cat-like exotic beast that had its mouth wide open, waiting for Chen Yu and the other two to fall into its stomach..

“Xiao Yao, open your parasol and slow down.” Chen Yu pulled out the long sword behind him. “I'll deal with them.”

“No need,” Duan Ye said. “Four Level 2 exotic beasts, I can break them with a snap of my fingers. Brother Yu, just hold me tight.”

After saying that, he immediately unleashed his strength, and with a ‘pa' sound, he pressed his palms together.

The complicated and profound energy circuits stacked on top of each other, flipped, and overlapped…

“Martial Art –”

Duan Ye's pupils constricted slightly. “– Space Escape Punishment!”

Crack!

A crack suddenly appeared between heaven and earth, and then quickly contracted.

The heads of the two exotic beasts were immediately severed.

“Martial Art — Space Escape Punishment!”

Crack!

Another crack appeared.

The other two exotic beasts were also cut into pieces by the waist…

Boom!

The four exotic beasts fell heavily to the ground, knocking down many trees and vegetation, sending up layers of dust.

“This… This is…” Bahuang Yao was flabbergasted. “My brother's…”

“That's right.” Duan Ye clapped his hands. “Your brother's ultimate move.”

“Sure, sure.” Chen Yu's eyes were shining. “Holding shit in for three days, looking at each other from the bottom.”

“Basic. This is all basic. It's very normal.” Duan Ye smiled and pressed his hands together slightly. “Don't make a fuss, it'll only make you smile.”

Chen Yu: “…”

Swish.

Chen Yu immediately let go.

“Holy sh*t!” Duan Ye's expression changed. “Holy sh*t! Holy sh*t~~”

Dong!

He fell on the carcass of the exotic beast.

Plop.

Plop.

Following that, Chen Yu and Bahuang Yao landed on the ground one after another.

“Xiao Yao, keep an eye on the surroundings. I'll throw these corpses aside to see if there are any light pearls.”

“Alright.” Bahuang Yao nodded. He cut open the parachute rope and jumped onto the top of the tree, looking around cautiously.

“I told you that I hate dogs the most.” Duan Ye struggled to crawl out from the exotic beast's fur. “Wait for the day when I'm awesome…”

Clang!

Chen Yu inserted the longsword into the motherboard and pulled it out again.

Duan Ye: “…Woof.”

“Stop acting cute.” He took out a short knife and threw it to the other party. Chen Yu commanded, “Go cut open the beast on the outermost side and see if there are any beads. I'll take care of these three.”

“Open the stomach sac?”

“If they digest quickly, you might even have to open your small intestine.”

“…F*ck, isn't this too f*cking disgusting?” Duan Ye retched. “Is the one who set this rule an idiot? is his brain filled with sh*t?”

Boom!

As soon as he finished speaking, the gloomy clouds in the sky exploded with a muffled thunder, breaking a huge tree in the distance.

Duan Ye: “…”

“Don't dawdle, hurry up and do your work. Your spatial martial arts just now caused a bit of a ruckus, and it might attract other martial artists.”

As he spoke, Chen Yu swung his long sword and sliced open the belly of the giant beast.

Fresh blood, organs, and fat slid down like a mountain…

“So disgusting.” Duan Ye resisted the urge to vomit and walked towards the corpse he was responsible for.

As a martial artist, he had the support of strength.

In less than three minutes, Chen Yu and Duan Ye had finished dissecting the four corpses.

In the end, they only found a fluorescent pearl.

“Water escape! Who's going to fix the dam?”

Duan Ye snapped his fingers and created a water curtain to wash away the bloodstains on the pearl. Then, he shook off the water stains and placed it in front of his eyes to observe.

It was a round pearl the size of a ping-pong ball.

It was milky-white in color and emitted a lustrous glow. It looked very good.

“Brother Yu, isn't this thing a little big?” Duan Ye tilted his head. “And it's unexpectedly heavy. One or two is fine, but if you take one or two hundred of them, it'll be a problem to carry.”

“Maybe there's something even more troublesome.” Chen Yu took the fluorescent beads and covered them with his clothes, but found that the light from the beads could still be seen.

“So bright?” Duan Ye was surprised.

“Exotic beasts are sensitive to light. The more beads there are, the more intense the light will be, and it's easy to attract more exotic beasts and other martial artists.”

“It should be the government deliberately increasing the difficulty, right?” Duan Ye guessed.

“Not really.” Chen Yu sneered. “It's just to let the strong contestants kill more exotic beasts.”

After exchanging a few more sentences, Duan Ye put away the bead and asked, “What should we do next?”

“…”

Chen Yu was silent for a moment, then took out something that looked like a firecracker from his pocket.

“What's this?”

“It's a communication tool. Wait for me for a moment.”

Holding the communication tool, Chen Yu carefully read the instructions written on it. Then, he raised his mouth, aimed at the sky, and pulled down the tether.

“A cloud piercing arrow!”

Whoosh!

Red light suddenly shot out of the opening, flew a few hundred meters into the sky, and exploded.

Dong!

A total of seven colors of ‘red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue, and purple' were scattered.

Each color corresponded to a direction.

“Yellow…” Chen Yu narrowed his eyes and looked to the east. “4 o'clock.”

“Brother Yu.” Duan Ye came up to him, puzzled. “What on earth are you doing?”

“I'm going to find a team to team up with.”

“Team up?” Duan Ye was stunned. “Why? With whom?”

“The one who can't wear a condom.”

“…Cuckold?” Duan Ye was shocked. “Why are you looking for her?”

“Duan Ye…” Chen Yu and Duan Ye looked at each other. “Do you want the Martial Arts Holy Book of the second place?”

“Yes… I do…”

“It's very difficult for us to get to the second place with just us. It's almost impossible.”

“Then, is it less difficult for you to find the cuckold?” Duan Ye was suspicious. “Moreover, there's an additional team, and the fluorescent beads have to be divided equally.”

“No.” Chen Yu shook his head. “I've made a deal with that Ma Li. The resources obtained by both teams will be handed over to us. As long as we leave it for her to advance to the 100th place, it will be fine.”

“This… is a little interesting.”

“The resources that were originally researched back then, if changed to now, it would be the fluorescent beads. That woman has some unusual methods, and she might be able to help us enter the top ten. If it doesn't work, it doesn't matter even if we kick them out.”

“But why would she help us for no reason?” Duan Ye frowned. “That kind of person looks like she won't wake up early without any benefits.”

“Because later on, she had a favor to ask of me.”

“That posture is indeed not bad.”

“…?”

“Alright.” Duan Ye spread his hands. “You know me too. I'm a typical married couple. I'll do whatever you say.”

“…”

Chen Yu ignored his teammate's awkward metaphors.

In fact, there was still something that he had not said out loud.

This time, he went to look for Ma Li.

Apart from wanting to make a profit, she also carried a hint of killing intent…

It was important to guard against people.

Once there was a ‘grudge'…

There was no better place than here to make a move…

“Brother Yu!”

Suddenly, Bahuang Yao nimbly jumped down from the treetops and somersaulted to Chen Yu and Duan Ye's side eight times in a row. “Someone's coming. Three.”

Huala.

As soon as the girl finished speaking, the bushes were pushed aside and three blue-eyed foreigners walked out.

“Spread out.” Chen Yu regained his consciousness and commanded calmly.

Whoosh!

Bahuang Yao and Duan Ye immediately spread out to the left and right. They formed a triangular formation with Chen Yu.

“Oh?”

Across them, the three foreign students were stunned when they saw Chen Yu.

The leader seemed to be deep in thought. “This person… seems familiar to me.”

“Captain, have you forgotten?” His companion stepped forward and said, “We went to Beijing University a few days ago and saw him in a martial arts practice field.”

“…Oh!” The leader slapped his head. “I remember now. He was wearing a robe that looked like a retard.”

Chen Yu: “…”

“Right. We didn't wait for the fight. You said it was a farce, so we left.”

“Yeah, I remember now.”

The blond male student twisted his neck. “You all know my temper. I wanted to hit the clown whenever I met him. At that time, I couldn't hold back my anger, so I left. But now… Tsk tsk. Fate is so wonderful.”

He clicked his tongue, and a cold light flashed across the male student's eyes. “Boy, didn't you want to 1v3? Now, let me show you what 1v3 is.”

Chen Yu: “?”

Duan Ye: “?”

Bahuang Yao: “?”

“My name is Tom. Remember my name.”

The three of them: “…”

“Come quick.” Tom hooked his finger at Chen Yu and the other two. “Let's go together. Today's lesson is to tell all of you. If you're too arrogant, you'll ruin the popularity of the passers-by.”

The three: “…”

Chapter end