This Curse Is Just Awesome
/ This Curse Is Just Awesome Chapter 119 – Welcome Home
Sitting inside the mecha, Chen Yu patted his thigh. “Come, sit here.”
“But… But the sword…”
“What sword? Didn't you say you gave it to me?”
“Ah…” BB opened her mouth. “Wh… When did I say… say…”
“Look at how scared you are.” Chen Yu pursed his lips and handed the long sword back. “I'll give it to you. Can I really take it? How big of a face do I have?”
“Thank… Thank you, Sir.”
BB carefully inserted the long sword back into the top of her head. She sat on Chen Yu's body and activated her mecha.
However, as the mecha rose into the air, BB's body kept moving.
Chen Yu frowned. “Are you f*cking scratching?”
BB: “…”
“Don't move. What are you doing?”
“You… You…”
“What's wrong with me?”
“You're not wearing any clothes. It's not… comfortable to sit on your body…” BB lowered her head.
Pa!
Chen Yu patted his bald head. “Oh right, I'm not wearing any clothes… But what's going on with this naturalness…”
BB: “…”
“Whatever. Let's go first and find a place to get some clothes.”
“Where to?” BB asked.
Unknowingly, the leader of the two had changed to Chen Yu.
“Don't contact any of the Glory Unit's cyborgs now, and don't contact the Origin Robot either. Communications have been leaking. Next time, we might not be able to hide.”
“But we can't go back to the moon with just one mech…”
“Who said we're going back to the moon?” Chen Yu's eyes flashed coldly.
“Then… Then where are we going?”
“Do you know the location of the alien server?”
“I know… Ah?!” BB was shocked. “You… You're going to…”
“No. I'm just asking.” Chen Yu leaned back in his seat. “Is the alien server with the aliens?”
“I'm not sure. The information about the alien civilization has not been updated for a long time.”
“Oh… Is the security of the server very tight?”
“No.” BB shook her head. “The alien server is in the old alien spaceship. Glory used a sound detector to scan it. Other than the operating server, there is no other mechanical reaction.”
“Then why didn't you use a missile to blow it up?”
“The server will retaliate. Furthermore, it is inside the spaceship. The outer wall of the spaceship is very thick, and the hardness is too high. It can not be blown up easily.”
“You can send troops to take it down.”
“We can't. It is 10,000 meters underground. The passage is full of high-voltage power grids. There is no way to get in.”
“High-voltage power grids…” Chen Yu's eyes flashed.
If he had to say this, he would be in high spirits.
“It's decided.”
Chen Yu waved his hand. “Go find the alien server. Lend me your sword, and I'll destroy it for your Glory…”
Night.
The two of them were halfway through their journey when they randomly found a forest to land in.
They were going to do some renovations.
Chen Yu, who was wearing a grass skirt, started a fire.
He skinned and barbecued the small animals that he had hunted.
Sizzle… Sizzle…
The sound of oil heating up made Chen Yu rub his hands and move his index finger.
“Is this the food of human adults?” BB sat at the side and curiously observed the meat.
“Yes. What do you guys usually eat?”
“Change the battery.”
“…Alright, forget I said anything.”
Chen Yu picked up a piece of 80% cooked meat and blew on it. “Hu, hu.”
Then, he took a big bite of three-fourths of the meat and chewed it in satisfaction.
[Eating: Hunger +41]
Munch, munch…
[Eating: Hunger +46]
Munch, munch, munch, munch…
After destroying four or five pieces of meat in succession, Chen Yu sucked on his fingers and found that the BB was staring at him without blinking.
“What are you looking at?”
“What does it feel like to eat?”
“…Why don't you try one?”
Reaching out and taking the lean meat, the BB imitated Chen Yu and spat on the meat. “Pfft.”
Chen Yu: “…”
Then, she took a bite of the meat and chewed hard.
Munch, munch…
Chen Yu: “Is it good?”
“I can't taste it.” The BB licked the corner of her mouth. “But this warm feeling… is so good.”
“The most wonderful thing about eating is its taste.” Chen Yu took a piece of half-cooked food and bit down three-fourths of it. “Even if it's the same ingredient, the taste will be different depending on the heat. Adding seasoning is one kind of taste, but not adding it is another kind of taste.”
BB sucked her finger. “Humans… are so good.”
“Humans have their bad points too. For example, eating bad food can lead to poisoning, disease, parasites, and so on…”
At this point, Chen Yu sighed. “I really want to experience it.”
BB: “…”
“You're welcome. Come, continue eating.”
“Thank you.”
A few pounds of meat were divided by the two of them.
After a simple arrangement, Chen Yu lay on the grass and looked at the night sky. “In this world, there are no stars.”
“Once you leave the atmosphere, you can see them,” BB replied.
“That would be meaningless. Looking up at the stars is a mammal's instinct. Sometimes, it's not just to 'see'.”
“Is that so…” BB could not understand.
“Let's not talk about this. Let's talk about something else. How old are you?”
“683 years old.”
“…” Chen Yu turned over. “…Let's go to sleep.”
“You don't want to talk anymore?”
“I don't want to talk anymore.”
The forest immediately fell silent.
The sound of the flames burning was very helpful to sleep. However, Chen Yu did not feel sleepy at all.
After a while, he turned around and saw BB staring straight at him. “Why are you staring at me in the middle of the night? Aren't you going to sleep?”
“I don't need to sleep.”
“But I do. Can you help me?”
“Yes!” BB immediately sat up. “Tell me, what do you want me to do?”
“Do you know how to do anything?”
“Yes.”
“Really… You're willing to do anything?”
“Right?” BB tilted her head in confusion. “What do you want to Do?”
“Then I'll try your performance.”
Chen Yu suddenly lay down in a 'U' shape and pointed at the back of his head. “Give me a knock.”
BB: “…”
“Hurry up.”
“Why… Why?”
“It's a massage, the highest form of human enjoyment. Knock me out, knock me out and I'll fall asleep.”
“That…” BB tentatively raised her hand, gently patted on Chen Yu's head.
Pop!
“Is that so?”
Chen Yu looked back: “Bird droppings fall are stronger than you. You use a little strength!”
Pow!
“Harder!”
PA! PA!
“Use more strength! Use more strength!”
Pa! Pa! Pa…
“What are you doing?” Chen Yu turned around again. “Are you trying to show your weakness in front of me? Can't you use more strength?!”
Dong!
“What's wrong with you?”
Dong! Dong!
“Do you have muscle weakness?”
Duang!!!
“…zzZ…”
She retracted her hand and looked at Chen Yu who was sleeping soundly. BB was deep in thought. “So…”
“This is how humans sleep…”
Whoosh–
The next day, in the morning.
The mecha carrying Chen Yu and BB finally arrived at their destination.
Area A — alien spaceship.
Pa da.
The mecha landed. Chen Yu jumped down and looked at the familiar spaceship in front of him. His face was filled with black lines. “F * ck…”
“Isn't this the place where I came out?”
Chapter end
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