This Curse Is Just Awesome
/ This Curse Is Just Awesome Chapter 103 – How Honored Are You?
After entering the house.
The filming team began to move. They set up their camera positions and turned on the lights.
The host tidied up his clothes, with a formulaic smile, he said, “After a simple exchange with Chen Yu's family, we came to Chen Yu's home. We can see that the conditions of the Chen family were very ordinary, or even a little bad. But this also indirectly proves that Chen Yu did not have it easy. He needed to put in several times more effort and hard work than ordinary people in order to achieve what he has today…”
Creak–
Before he could finish, Chen Yu walked out of the bedroom with a cigarette in his mouth.
“Phew…”
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Chen Yu blew out smoke rings and raised his eyebrows. “Did you guys do that?”
The host: “…”
The cameraman:”…”
“Chen… Chen Yu!” Mother Chen was surprised. “When did you learn to smoke?”
“Oh, I just learned today.” Chen Yu skillfully flicked the ash from the cigarette, took another puff, and blew it out of his nostrils.
Everyone: “…”
“Quickly put out the cigarette. They are shooting a documentary for you,” Mother Chen shouted.
“Oh. Wait a moment.” Nodding, Chen Yu continued to shoot out smoke rings and blew out more than twenty smoke rings. Then, he shivered. “I'm done.”
Everyone: “…”
The cameraman came over and whispered into the female host's ear, “What should we do?”
“Tell Xiao Li to cancel that part.”
“Okay.”
Calmly putting out the cigarette butt, the female host smiled and handed the microphone to Chen Yu. “Hello, Student Chen Yu. It's my honor to be able to…”
Chen Yu: “How honored are you?”
The host: “…”
“Chen Yu!” Chen Siwen could not help but stick her head out from the kitchen. “Don't talk about old jokes! They came specially from the stadium to interview you. Be more serious!”
“Oh.” Chen Yu came to a sudden realization. Then, he abruptly took off his shirt, revealing his strong muscles. With a serious expression, he clenched his fists tightly and tensed up. He assumed a standard boxing posture. “Come on.”
“…” The host picked up her handkerchief and subconsciously wiped her sweat. “Student… Student Chen Yu, it's just an interview… You don't have to be too serious…”
“Oh!”
“Put on your clothes first…”
“Okay.”
The cameraman came over again and whispered into the host's ear, “Cut out this part too?”
“Cut it out, cut it out…”
Then, Chen Siwen came out with hot tea.
Under her surveillance, Chen Yu immediately became more obedient. “Sit, let's sit and talk.”
In the narrow living room, everyone took two steps back at the same time, leaving room for the host and Chen Yu to sit.
Picking up the tea, Chen Yu took a sip, crossed his legs, scratched his feet, and scratched his face. “Let's talk, we'll talk about anything.”
“…” The host gulped and forced a smile. “Student… Student Chen Yu, what do you have to say about you getting the top scorer this time?”
“I just want to know when the top scorer's one million bonus will be transferred over. How much will be deducted from the tax?”
“…I'm asking about your thoughts after becoming the top scorer.”
“After becoming the top scorer?” Chen Yu frowned. “My parents aren't even top scorers.”
The host: “…”
“I'm the only top scorer in our family.”
“Student Chen Yu.” The corner of the female host's mouth rose stiffly. “You might not understand what I mean. I…”
“Then you're a terrible communicator.”
Host: “…”
“Chen Yu!” Chen Siwen shouted angrily.
“OK.” Chen Yu shrank neck: “You say again, I try to think carefully.”
The host took a deep breath and asked, “What do you want to say about the top scorer position this time?”
Chen Yu: “…”
Host: “…”
Chen Yu: “…”
The host: “…”
Chen Yu:”…”
The smile on the host's face gradually disappeared. “Say it!”
“I was thinking.” Chen Yu frowned.
“Have you thought it through now?” Chen Siwen was expressionless.
“I've thought it through.” Chen Yu nodded. “Regarding this top scorer, hmm… I have nothing to say.”
“Mom, bring our kitchen knife over.” Veins popped out on Chen Siwen's forehead.
“Okay, okay, okay! I'll say it! It's not that I don't want to say it!”C hen Yu was displeased. “I don't have any experience either. I don't know how to say it.”
“You… You can refer to the other top scorers' statements.” The host was exhausted. “For example, for this top scorer, what time do you get up every day to cultivate? What experiences do you have…”
“The other top scorers all said that?” Chen Yu was puzzled.
“Many of them said that.”
“Is that so? I don't believe it.”
The host: “…”
Chen Yu: “Hahahahaha…”
The host: “…”
Chen Yu: “Don't you think it's funny?”
The host: “Do you think it's funny?”
Chen Yu: “Oh, I shouldn't laugh, right?”
After a long silence, the female host had no choice but to change the direction of her inquiry. “Student Chen Yu, when you prepare for the exam, what time do you get up every day to cultivate?”
“I don't cultivate.” Chen Yu frowned. “There were only a few days until the College Entrance Exam. It's such a precious time. If you don't play, you won't be able to play anymore.”
The host: “…”
“After college, is there still such an exciting high school game?”
The female host only felt hot lines flowing out of her abdomen. “I… I don't quite understand what you mean.”
“It's very simple.” Chen Yu spread his hands. “If you don't work hard normally, what's the use of sharpening your spear at the last minute?”
The host's eyes lit up. She finally heard something useful from Chen Yu's mouth. “You mean that only if you work hard normally, you won't panic before the College Entrance Exam, right?”
“I don't work hard during normal times either.”
Everyone in the room: “…”
“Hey, don't be unconvinced. The master of Qingcheng is the master. All he does is eat and sleep all day long. There's nothing else. Who are you trying to learn from? What are you trying to learn from?”
“Chen Yu!” Chen Siwen was so angry that her face turned red. “If you're spouting nonsense, don't do the interview!”
“Alright then.” Chen Yu stood up decisively. “I'm going back to my room.”
“No! No, no!” The host quickly pulled Chen Yu back. “Let's chat for a while, don't go…”
“Then let's chat for a while?”
“Let's chat for a while…”
“Yeah.” Sitting back in his chair, Chen Yu took a sip of tea and took the initiative to attack. “Do you usually work very hard?”
“I think I can still be considered quite progressive.”
“Then why are you just a host?”
“…The… The higher-ups arranged…”
“Oh. Then how did your results during the College Entrance Examination?”
“I also successfully went to college, but I didn't make it to the official competition.”
“Getting into university is already a pretty good result. Do you have anything to say?” Chen Yu asked.
“I am more grateful to my alma mater because when I first entered the school, my results weren't… Wait a minute…” The host clenched her fists. “I am the one interviewing you!”
When the filming team finished the interview and left the Chen family, everyone in the team was dejected.
“I've cut this one, and I've cut this one as well. Cut, cut, cut, cut! These things need to be cut even more…” As the host walked, she pointed at the camera screen.
“…Sister Wang, everything you said has been cut.”
“How much is left?”
“All that's left is your self-introduction…”
Everyone: “…”
The host: “F*ck!”
Chapter end
|
Report
|
|
Donate
Oh o, this user has not set a donation button.
|
