The Rebirth of the Male God Starts From Playing Games Chapter 637

Chapter 637 637. It's your own fault, Boss Cao

Um…

Lu He closed his eyes, folded his hands, sat on the chair, and fell into deep contemplation.

He had never had such a strong desire—

I want to return this game.

After all, the games Bomi made before were really good.

So good that you have played for more than 4 hours before you know it.

But-

Now this game, for some reason, always made him have the urge to smash the computer.

But when you look up and see such a crispy, delicious, soft and sweet girl in the game, you don't have the heart to uninstall it from your computer.

Do you want a wife or happiness?

Or pain and joy?

this is a problem.

Lu He closed his eyes and frowned fiercely.

The roommate walked in from the outside and saw the expression on his face, and was quite puzzled, "Are you constipated?"

Lu He's eyes widened angrily and he glared at him fiercely, "You are the only one who is constipated. Your whole family is constipated!"

"Damn... I care about you." The roommate threw his lunch box on Lu He's table, then pulled out a chair from the side and sat down, starting to play on the computer.

The two people don't really quarrel, and it's normal for them to have venomous words with each other.

However, this scale still depends on different dormitories, and each dormitory has its own style.

In some girls' dormitories, if one girl speaks in a cooing way, the whole dormitory will speak in the same way.

If there is only one Dongbei Yin in a dormitory, then the speaking taste of the entire dormitory will gradually change to the Northeastern taste.

At this moment, Lu He received a QQ message.

It was Bai Yangyang who sent it. Lu He frowned, hesitating whether to block this strange man with special hobbies?

After hesitating for a while, Lu He was still reluctant to block him, but opened the window to see what this guy was talking about.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,o, this this game, I'm just playing this game for my boyfriend, why don't you have a good relationship? Why do you have to give me lessons?"

Ha ha ha ha…

Lu He wanted to laugh from the bottom of his heart.

Still whining, why don't you whine?

"Then it's still too late for you to refund."

"No, no refunds will be given!" Bai Yangyang said, "The boys in this game are really annoying to me. In my 18-year single life, I have never met such a good-looking little brother."

Alas! Disgusting!

This kind is a bit more disgusting than those boys who charge cash.

Lu He was not even prepared to continue chatting with him. If the chat continued, it would be too late for him to refund the money.

"Would you like to play League of Legends, please?" Bai Yangyang suggested, "I'm super powerful, then you can pick yourself up and continue to attack my little brothers."

"Well... no need, I don't like playing ranked games with boys." Lu He said.

He decided to confess to Bai Yangyang and reject him tactfully in this way.

Bai Yangyang looked confused: "???!!"

"I'm not a boy." Bai Yangyang said lightly.

Lu He: "?!!"

ha? !

Nani? !

What the hell? !

"You are actually a woman?!"

Bai Yangyang came over with an angry expression, "Have you seen with that eye that I'm a man? Why do boys try to conquer male gods when they play "Learning to Love"?!"

"I...I thought you were the one..."

Oh my god!

Bai Yangyang is actually a girl.

This is something Lu He has never thought about, nor dared to think about.

When I chatted and played games with her before, I thought this guy was quite hardcore!

Lu He was so stubborn, "Then why did you use a boy's avatar?"

"I...shouldn't girls use handsome two-dimensional boys as their avatars? Is this my husband? It's the same as you always use some two-dimensional girls as your avatars."

"ha!?"

Lu He's mind was in chaos.

Think about it carefully, old man, there's nothing wrong with it.

However, at the same time, Lu He also realized another very scary thing -

Why the **** do I actually have a female online friend? !

And he's still very talkative!

Oh my god! !

Lu He stood there blankly, his eyes dull for a while. The amount of information now exceeded the capacity of his brain.

"Do you have any fun games to recommend?" His roommate asked while turning on the computer.

Lu He is a well-known game geek, and he is very famous in the school. If you want to know what games are fun at the moment, then you are right to ask Lu He, and he will explain why this game is fun and what you need to pay attention to in the future. I'll explain everything clearly to you.

It's simply a walking guide.

But this can be regarded as Lu He's biggest problem, that is, if you want to ask him for a recommendation, you will have to endure his nagging afterward. If you think you can bear it, then it doesn't matter.

"ha?!"

After hearing his roommate's question, Lu He came back to his senses from the shock just now.

In the lower right corner, Bai Yangyang's dialog box is still flashing.

But Lu He no longer had the courage to open it.

The key is that it feels a little awkward after knowing that the other person is a girl.

Lu He has never had any experience chatting with girls!

"Hey, did you hear that? Do you have any good game recommendations?" the roommate continued to ask.

"Huh? Well, let me think about it."

Lu He came back from his thoughts and put aside the matter of Bai Yangyang being a girl for the time being.

As a senior game recommendation guru, Lu He still has his own principles.

When he meets someone who asks for advice on his game, he always gives priority to answering their questions.

At this moment, a flash of light flashed in Lu He's mind.

Damn it, you can't let me suffer alone, right?

With such a good game, wouldn't it be a pity not to recommend it to a few people?

The so-called roommates are those who should be shared together.

"Ahem," Lu He coughed twice and turned around to ask him, "I heard that Bomi Company has released a new love game. Do you want to try it?"

"Huh?" The roommate immediately became interested upon hearing this.

"Really or not, Bomi's new game? What type is it?"

"You can use my account." Lu He said, "Just open a new account. Be careful not to mess with my account. I have to go out later."

"Huh? Okay, okay." The roommate felt very strange.

Lu He rarely goes out. Is the sun really coming out from the west today? !

About half an hour passed.

The roommate sat on the chair and covered his face in pain.

He raised his head, his eyes glazed over for a while, as if he had entered another world, "Oh my god, what did I just experience?!"

At this moment, he suddenly realized something.

Damn it!

No wonder Lu He wants to give this game to me, and also wants to go out!

It turns out to be such a game.

The roommate had his eyes closed, and his brain was still a little dazed.

But the next second he picked up his phone from the table and started calling his good friend—

"Hey, do you know? Bomi has released a very interesting game. It would be a pity not to play it. It is very magical. It is definitely a new version and a new type that you have never played before.

An unprecedented game type, are you excited?

Because Bomi's game is sold for only 10 yuan, sales have been particularly good since its release, with more than 200,000 sold on the first day.

You know, Boss Cao initially only hoped that the game could sell 100,000 copies, which is already very good. This only shows that there are many people who really like game romance, even if it is a stitch monster, and the game content is like this Hardcore, but as long as the character design is well done and the character drawings are beautiful enough, some people will still choose to stay -

LSP conquers people's fear of learning.

However, a lot of returns occurred subsequently. It may be that the fear of learning defeated LSP.

Now it just depends on which one will have the upper hand in the follow-up.

That's what Stitch Monsters look like, especially when you sew together two things that look so torn and opposed, so you can imagine—

Future data will inevitably jump left and right.

"Oh my god! Is Bomi's new love-learning game so hard-core? I was completely confused yesterday. I originally thought it was a good game where we can fall in love and have a harem. Can you believe it? The Goddess of Chemistry is actually teaching me how to balance chemical equations?”

“Mom!

Who would have thought that this is actually a learning game? "

"Bomi finally made the game so that I can't play it."

"In the past, Bomi's quality was high enough and the graphics card couldn't be driven, so the company called Bomi finally made the game so that I couldn't play it. This time I really can't play it, and it's not a hardware problem. The main reason is that there are real obstacles in my personal hardware.”

"This was the first game ever that taught me that a noob like me didn't deserve to play games."

"It's too hardcore, and you know, the questions get more difficult the further you go in the game. I don't know if I can survive until the day of the college entrance examination, but it's impossible for me to give up on my wife in the game."

"I discovered that I am a very courageous person. There is nothing in the world that I cannot do, except math problems."

"Hahahaha... this one upstairs is so funny."

“I have never played such a hard-core game. To be precise, this game is very hard-core, but not core. (*/ω＼*)…”

"The game is definitely a good one. As always, Bomi's games are of high quality, but it's a pity that this game is not suitable for me. The main reason is that I think my hardware is not enough. I really can't play this game. It's not that the computer's hardware is not enough, it's My brain doesn't have enough hardware.”

"This "Learning to Love" game has completely shut me down. It is the first time I have played such a real and unforgettable game. It has successfully evoked my memories of high school and that difficult period. Years, and countless exercises that haunt me.

I wonder if current high school students play this game. What do they think? "

"High school students said that this game is indeed quite simple, but when you play it, it will open up a new world, that is, I found that I can actually understand high school courses. Before this, I have always been A standard academic scumbag.

LSP will also have great value, maybe this is the feeling. "

"Have you noticed? In fact, when you really immerse yourself in LSP and overcome your fear of learning, you will find that the knowledge in high school is not as difficult as you imagined. My math goddess is very good at answering questions."

"Hmm... It sounds like it's true. You can watch a two-dimensional goddess explain physics knowledge to you in a crisp voice, and there are very vivid and cute pictures next to it. Isn't this better than teachers giving lectures? Better?"

On the day after the game was released, "Love Learning" received ruthless complaints from players and refunds.

The sales volume of "Love Learning" began to plummet on the second day, with only 100,000 copies, only half of the previous day, and more and more people were returning the goods.

If this situation continues, then this game release will be the biggest Waterloo for Bomi.

Not only will you lose all your money, but it is also likely to become a joke in the industry.

No, becoming an industry joke is a sure thing.

Now many of my peers are laughing at this Stitches game, and they're laughing loudly.

"Hahahaha... It's so funny. This is the weirdest game I've ever seen, bar none. Really, I can't even think of such a game with my toes. How did Boss Cao think that he would do this? A stitch monster?

The key point is that the suture monster itself is theoretically untenable, right?

Studying and falling in love are inherently contradictory! "

"Who says it's a contradiction? It's just that most of the time it's a contradiction. There are also some things that promote each other, and in the end we all learn and make progress."

"The main thing is that you want players to receive education and answer questions in the game. It's really too complicated."

“So it's hard to satisfy players in this game category. It would be wiser for our boss to just make a specialized educational software. It's not even a game, it's purely for answering questions and giving lectures.

At most it gives you some small interactions and bonus points which is great. "

"Yes, educational games are meant to be a way to deceive others and appease parents' irritable mood. You have to really take it seriously and want to make it happen, especially if you want to do something like Boss Cao. The idea of truly unifying play and learning is a bit naive.”

"Boss Cao was very good before, but this time it was indeed a mistake!"

"It's a pity. Boss Cao told us through his implementation actions that sometimes if you want to make some innovations and do some genius stitching, it actually won't work."

After the boss of NetEase saw the relevant comments and experienced the charm of this game himself, he couldn't help but smile with relief.

"Are you reaping the consequences? When we were at the meeting, I had a hunch that Cao Yang would cause trouble. I didn't expect to end up with such a weird product.

Ha ha ha ha…"

Ding Sanshi laughed loudly.

Because it's really funny.

He turned back to Dingdang, the person in charge of the game department, and said, "So you see, this is the ultimate result of Boss Cao not respecting the market, not respecting the needs of players, and not respecting the wishes of the leaders above.

It is natural to have poor grades.

If you die yourself, you will naturally have to pay for it. "

"Yeah." Dingdang nodded in agreement.

In the past, he might have refuted one or two words against his boss, but this time he truly stood by boss Ding.

Boss Cao did go a bit too far.

Are learning games so easy to sew?

The key is, you also stitched together a thing like love.

If you trick players into coming in and then give them something else, they will definitely be scolded in the end.

The plummeting sales volume is definitely a sure thing. It just depends on how subsequent players evaluate its reputation.

Will it cause the reputation that Bomi has built up over the years to be destroyed?

Even if it doesn't, it will probably become a stain on Bomi's history, right?

This game is now a joke in the gaming industry.

Thinking of this, Dingdang felt funny and sympathized with Boss Cao.

But to a certain extent, Dingdang still admired Cao Yang.

After all, he has done things that no one dares to even think about, and he can still achieve this kind of quality.

If the learning part is removed, or even a fake learning game is made according to the normal development type, and the learning performance is linked to the protagonist's numerical panel instead of corresponding to the real level of the player in reality, then it would be a good idea. A good game.

Pity.

Ding Dong shook his head.

Let out a sigh.

No updates tonight

thank you all

See you tomorrow (End of chapter)

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