The Golden Elixir is a Star. Do You Call This Cultivating Immortality? Chapter 496

Chapter 496 Qi Yuan's love experience, the mother-in-law who died in society

 “Brother-in-law, teach me!”

Shen Lingfeng's eyes gleamed: "I have been pursuing Miss Li, but she turned away from me!"

Qi Yuan coughed and made an inscrutable expression: "Before making a plan, you must first clearly explain the strengths and weaknesses of the other party. You can evaluate Miss Li and yourself."

"Miss Li is as beautiful as a flower, with a pair of peach blossom eyes, which is particularly attractive. She is wearing a tulle draped over her shoulders, looming and eye-catching."

"I'm... a man, and Miss Li thinks I'm weak."

"I understand." Qi Yuan understood the pattern of the offensive and defensive sides.

He thought for a while and remembered the past between him and Jin Li.

“If you want to break this situation, you need online dating!”

"Online dating?" Shen Lingfeng blinked, feeling that this term was a bit unpredictable.

As expected of a brother-in-law, he knows such powerful words.

“When you're dating online, the other person can't see you, and your image depends entirely on her imagination.

In this case, you only need to create an image of high emotional intelligence, gentleness, and humor. If the other party does not see you, you will naturally be tall and majestic in their hearts and no longer silent.

But judging from your stupidity, you probably don't even have a Nokia, so then... write a letter. "Qi Yuan shared his experience seriously.

Compared with offline dating, the threshold for online dating is indeed lower.

After all, if you die offline and become kayan, the story will end before it even begins.

It's different online. It's easy to get fooled by others. The other person's appearance and charm are all based on your own imagination.

Is it still different from what I imagined?

This is why Bai Yueguang himself cannot defeat Bai Yueguang.

Shen Lingfeng's eyes widened: "It makes sense. Throughout the ages, many talented people and beautiful women have become friends by writing letters."

Then he frowned and thought again: "But... I don't know how to create an image that Miss Yang likes?"

"Simple, some quotes with high emotional intelligence and some humorous love words will definitely touch people's hearts." Qi Yuan said seriously.

Didn't the son of a rich man in his previous life also like to talk about love?

"Here, let me help you think of some humorous love words."

"Bao, I went for an infusion today. What kind of fluid was given to me? It was Xiangqian's fluid!"

"What does this mean?" Shen Lingfeng couldn't wrap his mind around it.

"That's right, you don't have any infusion here."

"Come again!"

"Do you know why I eat fish heads? Because I want to leave the rest of my life to you!"

"There's no wine in your dimples, but I'm as drunk as a dog!"

"I bought a bag of salt today. Guess what salt it is? I love you no need to say more!"

"Do you have body odor? Otherwise, why would you be so charming like a vixen!"

Qi Yuan spoke out the funny words in his mind.

As for the vulgar ones, such as "I farted very loudly today, but I didn't want you to fart", delete them directly.

Qi Yuan thinks that this kind of relationship is suitable for couples who have been together for a long time.

"Wonderful!"

"You can still say this!"

"Brother-in-law, you are so awesome. Why didn't I expect to be like this?"

"Dimples and wine are actually connected together!"

Shen Lingfeng was very excited, as if he had heard some kind words.

Chen Kangbao also gave a thumbs up: "Young Master is so awesome!"

When Qi Yuan heard this, his heart was filled with excitement.

The protagonist in the TV show traveled through time and recited poems, attracting everyone's attention and amazement.

He has the same glory now.

"But when it comes to online dating and online dating, writing a letter is only the first step, the second step is... the Internet!

This is the true meaning of online dating! "

"Brother-in-law, please speak!" Shen Lingfeng listened carefully, as if listening to the sound of the great road.

"Writing to one woman is called unrequited love; writing to two women is called dual love; writing to all the young and beautiful women in the city is called online love!"

"Do you only want to fall in love with Miss Li unrequitedly, or do you want to fall in love with all the beauties in the city online?" Qi Yuan said seductively.

Shen Lingfeng's face was tangled, and he seemed to be particularly hesitant and struggling in his heart.

"It's okay, don't worry, just think about it carefully."

"Brother-in-law...can you write less and write letters to the whole city? My hand will break!"

Shen Lingfeng's hands hurt when he thought about writing tens of thousands of letters a day.

"It's okay, just write whatever you want. Do you remember the quotation I just said? Remember to keep it in your heart."

"Okay! I'm going to write a letter now!" Shen Lingfeng was very motivated and quickly left to write a letter.

"Oh, I do good deeds every day without asking for anything in return. I am so kind.

When his sister comes back, she will be very moved when she sees the changes in her brother. "Qi Yuan sighed.

Another good deed every day today.

"Master, I have some doubts." Chen Kangbao poked his head out. As the God's counselor, he had to make suggestions for the God at all times. "The Master's words of love are indeed exquisite and touching, but people are different. Just in case...some people don't like it. Where's one of the love words?”

"In online dating, there must be something that slips through the net. If she doesn't like it, just leave the net." Qi Yuan said casually, "If you write letters to so many people, there will always be people who fall for this, right?"

Casting fish widely and catching fish fiercely is always the truth.

What if there is someone who has the same exquisite taste as him and especially likes this kind of love talk?

"To put it simply, why do fraudsters have so many tricks up their sleeves and are so full of mistakes and omissions, yet so many people are still fooled?"

"Because he never thought of deceiving the person who discovered the problem in the first place!"

“Finding the right target customers is the most important thing!”

Chen Kangbao was confused and felt that Qi Yuan was unfathomable.

The lights are bright.

Shen Wanshan sat in the main seat with a solemn expression.

The exquisite silk robe has complicated patterns, and a soft sword hangs from his waist. It is his magical weapon, the Earth Soldier.

Shen Wanshan is the head of the Shen family and one of the few prefecture-level military envoys of the Shen family.

The prefecture-level military envoys are the overlords of one side, manipulating them vertically and horizontally. When encountering three thousand elite soldiers, they can kill them without retreating.

“I just came back from Yeshan Lake, and the situation there is not optimistic.

Luo Tong Shuijun has achieved great success and has become one with the water.

Tianzong contacted many prefectural-level military envoys, and even Wei Kun, the top twenty Beifengshou on the prefecture list, rushed to Yeshan Lake, unable to do anything to Lord Luo Tong Shui! "

There is a powerful strange spirit in Yeshan Lake named Luotong Shuijun.

Earth-level ghosts are mysterious and unpredictable. Their combat power may be similar to that of Earth-level warriors, but their destructive power is much greater and they have various special abilities.

Like Luo Tong Shuijun, integrated with Yeshan Lake.

Yeshan Lake is the largest lake in Jiangzhou, spanning more than a hundred miles in length and width, and is much larger than an ordinary county town.

After the fusion, Luo Tong Shuijun made trouble, not only costing hundreds of thousands of fishermen their livelihoods, but could even stir up lake water and flood Jining Mansion.

Tianzong was the number one sect in Jiangzhou and contacted many prefecture-level military envoys to go to Yeshan Lake to put pressure on Luo Tong Shuijun.

The result was a disastrous failure.

"Even the Grand Master of the Earth Ranking came and was unable to do anything to stop Lord Luo Tong Shui?" an old man said. He was a peak Xuan-level military envoy and had a high status in the Shen family.

Ningguo has a land list, which records the prefecture-level military envoys of Ningguo.

The prefecture-level military envoys are overlords, and the top thirty on the prefecture list are also called masters!

Each one of them is a military commander who has reached the extreme of earth level.

"If the water from Yeshan Lake floods Jining Mansion, Tianzong's prestige will be greatly reduced. In the next battle between Thunder and Heaven, Tianzong will be at a disadvantage!"

"How many innocent people will be harmed?"

"It's a pity that Weilong Xuanyuan was damaged and we couldn't find a master to repair it."

"Weilong Xuanyuan is a near-celestial weapon, and even top earth-level weapon masters will find it difficult to repair it. I'm afraid it will require a heaven-level weapon master!

Ning Guo doesn't even have a heaven-level military envoy, let alone a heaven-level weapon master! "

"It's difficult, it's difficult!" The Shen family is a wealthy family and relies on Tianzong behind their backs. Naturally, they don't want problems with Tianzong.

This time, the family council gathered most of the Shen family's military envoys and weapon masters. They all looked worried and worried about Luo Tong Shuijun.

"The Master of Tianzong has ordered that a meeting of weapon masters be held near Yeshan Lake to discuss the restoration of Weilong Xuanyuan.

The weapon masters in the family, as well as the weapon master apprentices, who have some talents and fantastic ideas, will come with me to Yeshan Lake this time. "Shen Wanshan said.

"This... what if we and the weapon masters gather at Yeshan Lake and Luo Tong Shuijun stirs up a storm and drowns us?" Chen Xianwei was a little worried.

He is the guest minister of the Shen family and a Xuan-level weapon master.

He was placed in Ninghe County, and the county magistrates treated him politely when they saw him.

The number of weapon masters is much less than the number of military commanders.

As one of the top three families in Jining Prefecture, the Shen family has seven prefecture-level military envoys, but only one prefecture-level weapon master.

"Don't worry, Tianzong is sure to ensure our safety. The Fire Weapon Master will go there. He is here. What are we afraid of?" Shen Wanshan said.

Mentioning the Fire Weapon Master, Chen Xianwei had a look of awe on his face.

The Fire Weapon Master ranks among the top ten in Ningguo in terms of weapon refining skills.

If such big shots are going, Tianzong must have been prepared and they will be safe.

"I don't know if there will be any weapon masters who can repair Weilong Xuanyuan in this weapon master conference!" One person exclaimed.

"If it cannot be repaired, and one day Sui-Kun Luo Tong will cause a storm, what should we do?"

A group of people are worried and worried about the future.

"You don't have to worry too much. Even if the water floods Jining Mansion, the flood will not reach our Fengshan County." Mrs. Shen's family comforted her at the right moment.

"water?"

At this moment, a voice of confusion and surprise came.

"Mother-in-law, do you want bath water?"

"I'll pick it up right now!"

The door was pushed open with a clang, and a handsome young man was seen holding a large basin. The basin was filled with boiling hot water, emitting steam.

As soon as he entered the hall, he immediately became the focus of the audience.

The eyes were surprised, confused, stunned, confused, shocked... you name it.

Is this the son-in-law Qi Yuan?

What is he doing holding a basin of water?

Wait, pour the bath water for the mother-in-law?

Their eyes involuntarily fell on Mrs. Shen again, with a strange look on her face.

Mrs. Shen's face was as red as a bright flower: "Qi Yuan, you! Are! Doing! What! What!"

She spoke word by word, feeling very uneasy.

She wanted to crawl into a hole in the ground now.

"Should I give you a bath?" Qi Yuan blinked.

Seeing everyone looking at him, he said slowly.

"As a son-in-law, you will definitely be looked down upon and bullied. Even the slaves won't look at you."

"I am in the Shen Mansion and have to endure the humiliation and bear the heavy burden. I make soup for my wife and pour bath water for my mother-in-law!"

"Now that the water is here, mother-in-law, do you want to take a shower and change clothes?"

Qi Yuan looked at his mother-in-law expectantly.

But he saw that her face was rosy and cold.

"That's enough, Qi Yuan, get out!" Shen Wanshan couldn't help but say, suppressing anger in his heart.

"Don't you want to take a shower now?" Qi Yuan asked.

"No!" Mrs. Shen responded coldly.

"Call me when you're taking a shower, and I'll pour you bath water right away." As fast as Qi used to be, he left just as fast.

The hall door closed again, and there was silence in the room.

Shen Wanshan looked at his wife and asked slowly: "Is he... really crazy?"

"Sigh." Mrs. Shen sighed leisurely, "Looking at the tone of his words, when you marry into my Shen family, you must have received a lot of cold looks and suffered a lot... Even if you are crazy, you still don't forget to pour... pour..."

She never said the next words.

"If Brother Qi sees his son like this, alas..." Shen Wanshan showed a melancholy look on his face, and then became vicious again, "Tell me to go down and check which slaves have insulted me since he came in. Who should I do?" Those who deserve to be punished should be withdrawn!”

"Okay, head of the family." An elder said.

"However, it is better for him to be so crazy than before... to get into trouble all the time, but... Xuan'er suffered." Mrs. Shen couldn't help but feel sad in her voice.

The previous Qi Yuan had a corrupt character and was weak and incompetent.

Not only that, she doesn't ask for improvement, even if she wants to help, she can't help.

Nowadays, my personality seems to have improved, and the previous problems are gone, but I am still crazy.

I don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing.

"I heard that something big happened in Ninghe County?" Shen Wanshan asked.

"The Blood of Thorns appeared, and eighty-seven ghosts appeared in Hongyun Village. As a result... they were all killed by a strong man with a rough spear!"

"It's actually the blood of thorns!"

Mentioning the Blood of Thorns, everyone present was afraid.

This force is a cult, mysterious and powerful. It is not only active in Ningguo, but other forces are also active.

Mrs. Shen told Shen Wanshan all the information she got.

"Calling yourself a god?"

"The ghost's soul attack is ineffective against him?"

"The ghosts cultivated by the blood of thorns are good at soul attacks. Even if they are yellow-level, eighty-seven of them gather together, and I have to put in a lot of effort to deal with them.

Where did this genius come from? "

Shen Wanshan mentioned it and no longer cared.

Just a genius.

Normally, he would still have the heart to let the Shen family investigate that person's identity and make friends with him depending on the situation.

But now, the crisis of Yeshan Lake is ahead, and he is not in the mood to care about these trivial matters.

For him, finding a powerful weapon master is more important now.

If Brother Qi is still alive, with his talent, he might be able to repair Weilong Xuanyuan now.

Thinking of this, he felt melancholy: "Chen Xianwei, during this period of time, go teach Qi Yuan to see if he has the talent of a weapon master."

He didn't want Qi Yuan to be crazy and confused.

I don't want the Qi family's inheritance to be broken.

"Is...shall I go?" Chen Xianwei was confused.

You want me to teach a madman how to make weapons?

How to teach this?

He felt very bitter.

It would be better to let him teach the mute to sing.

"Sure enough, I brought the bath water in, and my progress in playing the role of son-in-law Qi Yuan improved."

"It seems that this new son-in-law, Qi Yuan, has long wanted to wash the mother-in-law's feet!"

"Besides pouring bath water for your mother-in-law, what else does your son-in-law Qi Yuan want to do?"

Qi Yuan couldn't help but think.

"Was stepped on the ground by Shen Lingxuan? Licked her toes?"

"Forget about the toes, other places can be considered."

"It's too difficult to play the role of a son-in-law. It's better to play a kitchen knife and just cut vegetables with peace of mind."

"Upgrade, upgrade, kill the ghosts!"

(End of chapter)

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