The Fairy Just Wants To Lie Down Chapter 148

  Chapter 148 The sword fairy is shy, and the rabbit is lurking in secret

  Dong Yunshu didn't disturb the reunion of the two, and kept watching from the side. Of course, he wasn't interested in this matter, even if the other party was Fairy Taiyin. She only took care of it because of Li Yi's relationship.

  The reason why he has not left is to confirm the real body of the other party. If it is fake, she can naturally keep the other party, so as not to leave harm in the future.

   Once a strong person of this level rebelled, it would cause irreparable losses, especially for mortal society.

  This is why Xiandao has always emphasized the difference between immortals and mortals, and prohibits monks from interfering with mortals too much.

  The talent of a monk is generally difficult to inherit, and the higher the monk's cultivation, the lower the fertility rate. Mortals are the foundation of monks, and the sect needs to absorb fresh blood from mortals, so naturally they don't want to see mass casualties of mortals.

  How to increase the number of mortals?

  Sword Immortal himself gave a perfect answer, as long as the world is peaceful and the people live and work in peace, the human race will naturally be strong. In a sense, the prosperous age of the age of immortals is the era of inheriting sword immortals.

  The two people hand over each other and achieve each other.

  Different from ancient times, the control of mortals by slaves cannot increase the fertility rate, and after reaching a certain peak, the willingness of mortals to have children will drop rapidly. At the same time, the administrative capacity of the Zongmen is also limited. They cannot manage too many mortals. According to ancient records, the largest city has a population of only a few million.

   This is already the maximum population that a large sect can control. If it exceeds this line, it will get out of control, causing various problems, and eventually leading to the collapse of order.

  It is very difficult to solve the simple eating and drinking of millions of people.

  The secular country is different, and people who practice it do not need to spare time to manage it. When mortals manage mortals, their concept of time is consistent, and there will not be a problem that can only be solved after more than ten years of monks leaving the customs.

  The appearance of the mortal country is also a major boundary for entering the age of immortality, but at the beginning the imperial court was still hand-picked by the immortal sect, and it was not completely distinguished until the queen of the sword. And the distinction between immortals and monks protecting the world and all people also reached its peak in the age of immortals. At that time, there were few people who were foolish in the common people, because the king was stupid and anyone could report it to the Qing Palace.

  At that time, the Grand Master of the Shangqing Palace will cast spells, inviting the other party to travel to the Shangqing Palace.

  Recently, Dong Yunshu began to look up the affairs of the era after her death, and when she saw that she had inherited her ideas in the age of immortals, a smile began to appear on her serious face unconsciously.

  Brother Li, duplicity, you have been saying that you can't save the world.

  Thinking of this, Dong Yunshu took out his mobile phone and took a photo of the white-haired girl and sent it to Li Yi.

  [Dong Yunshu]: Brother Li, are you pretty?

  In the distance, Li Yi, who had just returned home from get off work, shivered involuntarily. The phone in his pocket vibrated slightly, and he took it out to see that it was a message from Dong Yunshu.

   "Does it look good?" Li Yi looked puzzled and then saw a photo, in which two women were hugging each other, one was wearing a long blue dress with a veil, and the other was wearing something weird.

  Wearing a white robe, with white hair and red pupils, bells wrapped around bare feet and ankles.

   It looks familiar, why does it look like a rabbit? But this is too young.

  He remembered that Rabbit once said that women have three beauties: beauty in appearance, beauty in body, and beauty in virtue. Except that the last item is a bit fake, the first two items are almost perfect.

  Naturally, it goes without saying about the appearance, and it doesn't take any supernatural powers to make the Nascent Soul transform into a god. In the words of a rabbit, the strongest charm is not to use crooked ways, only good-looking people will feel pity when they are hunted down, and other people are more willing to listen to their own sophistry.

  When a monk sees a monster with teeth and claws, he will naturally go over with a sword, and when he sees a female monster with a beautiful face, he will yell a bold monster, and then give others a chance to explain.

   Li Yi agrees very much with this point. It is easy for people to have goodwill towards beautiful things.

  The beautiful rabbit has not fallen behind either. It can be said that the body is graceful and flawless. It should be thin, long and big, and the size of each part is just right. And she seems to have specially created a kind of exercise to make the body more pure and flawless, without any dirt, and without even a little smell.

   There is also a very sweet body odor. Cough cough cough.

  This is really a crooked way. If you have that energy, it is better to use it to improve your own cultivation and learn more about divine channels to protect yourself.

  Xin Haotu is not a vixen, otherwise it may cause disaster.

  Backing to the picture again, Li Yi suspected that it was a rabbit, but he couldn't be sure from his appearance.

   What if someone fakes it?

  【Dong Yunshu poked you】

  Pretty is definitely beautiful, but I can't answer that.

  Li Yi thought for a long time and didn't know how to answer. He must like it, but if he really said it, he might make trouble.

  So he turned around to find the dog-headed military division, Zhao Si.

  【Li Yi】: Xiaosi, I have a friend.

   After describing what happened, Zhao Si immediately sent back a message: [Brother Yi, just reply that you are the most beautiful at this time, this trick will definitely work. 】

  [Li Yi]: Really? Yun Shu dislikes lies the most.

  [Zhao Si]: It depends on who says it, and sweet words can't be regarded as lies. Brother Yi, with your personality, you probably haven't talked to your sisters-in-law at all, have you? By the way, what kind of beauty can make you hesitate?

  Zhao Si was suddenly full of curiosity, just like Li Yi's state of seeing through the world. He may be like an ordinary person in some daily chores, but he is basically cut off in terms of lust.

   Who is it that can make a fairy tempted?

   Li Yi didn't answer his question, turned around and copied the sentence that you are the most beautiful, and clicked to send it to Dong Yunshu.

   After a few seconds, the other party replied.

  [Li Yi]: You are the most beautiful.

  【Dong Yunshu】: Frivolous.

  Seeing this reply, Li Yi sighed: "Xiao Si is unreliable."

   Zhao Si, who learned that Li Yi was scolded, was also confused. It doesn't make sense. Shouldn't all girls want to hear good things in this situation? Could it be that the brain circuits of the great practitioners are different, and they value the truth more than sweet words?

   Only by seeking the original heart can one become enlightened.

  Zhao Si recalled the practice classics he had read before, and he felt a little bit. Sure enough, the power of practice is different, and every move contains profound meaning.

  He looked at it with the eyes of a mortal, somewhat like an emperor using a golden hoe.

   On the other side, Tianque Mountain, Jianzong's meeting hall.

  Dong Yunshu slightly lowered his head, his ears were flushed, and whispered, "Frivolous."

  The face of the elder next to him was darkened. He naturally saw the information on the phone. This was definitely not peeping, but for the sake of the future of Tianjianzong. Their suzerain has now fallen into love, and the object seems to be on two boats.

  Especially the last point, which made all the senior leaders of Jianzong go crazy. If they can't beat each other, they will definitely call the door to teach each other a lesson.

  It's a pity that if there is no if, whoever makes the other party a living immortal, they can only grit their teeth and swallow their stomachs and dare not make a sound.

   "Cough, cough, suzerain, Fairy Taiyin is about to leave, okay?"

  In an instant, the shyness on Dong Yunshu's face disappeared, and when he raised his head again, his expression returned to coolness.

   Fairy Taiyin clapped her hands in thanks: "Thank you fellow daoist for escorting me."

   "It's just a little effort." Dong Yunshu nodded slightly, his attitude can be said to be very indifferent, but everyone is used to his attitude.

  Except for someone, the Sword Immortal is basically like this no matter who he faces.

  Dong Yunshu himself didn't intend to have a deep friendship with the other party, and the only thing he cared about about the other party was probably his relationship with Li Yi. Apart from this point, he is just a stranger, even if he has the ability to transform into a god.

  Besides, brother Li just said that he is the most beautiful, so there is nothing to worry about.

  Fairy Taiyin and Miaomu left, and flew all the way towards Zhaodi. Along the way, monks kept releasing their breaths to investigate.

   This made Fairy Taiyin frown slightly. It is an offense to probe others with divine sense, at least in the practice world. The most taboo thing is that people with low cultivation levels use their spiritual sense to probe the big monks. If the other party is annoyed, they can kill them with their breath.

  However, the breath just now was all to the point, so it's not too much.

  Seeing his palace lord frowning, Miaomu explained: "Palace lord, don't be angry. This is an extraordinary period and an extraordinary method. There are a large number of people in modern times, and there are millions of people in any city. It is inevitable to strengthen defense."

  "Generally speaking, only monks from China can fly in the air with such a high profile. Other monks will be shot down by modern weapons."

   Fairy Taiyin asked in surprise, "Is it so strict?"

  She has been held hostage by that crazy woman since her reincarnation, and she knows very little about modern times.

"No way, if someone uses special means to move a mountain and smash it towards the city, it will cause at least a million casualties." Miaomu nodded, "But as long as the breath is recorded in the government, it will be fine. ID card."

   "There are so many rules."

   Fairy Taiyin has a feeling of being restrained, which is a normal phenomenon. Many newly reincarnated monks experience this, and it is called reincarnation stress.

  Before, I was free and easy in the practice world, but now I am suddenly restricted by rules and regulations, and I will naturally feel uncomfortable.

Miao Mu said: "You have to be patient. In fact, this is pretty good. There are many rules and it is not easy to pretend to be loopholes. The more resources we can mobilize, for example, in terms of disciple selection, the government can help us mobilize hundreds of millions of young people. "

   "Yes." Fairy Taiyin nodded slightly, and then she put this matter behind her, because she thought of more important things.

   "Where is the fairy now?"

   Miaomu was not surprised by this question, and replied without hesitation: "In Zhoudi, a village with less than a thousand people. It belongs to the boundary of the Shangqing Palace. It is about 500 kilometers away from us. Would you like to visit?"

   Fairy Taiyin thought for a moment, then shook her head and replied, "Let's go back to the Moon Palace first, I need to make some preparations, and help me collect information about that woman just now."

Know thyself, ever-victorious.

   And she is not in peak condition yet, such as this body. Too petite, without long legs, how can she defeat that sword woman without big breasts?

   "Yes" Miaomu naturally saw what her palace lord was thinking. In her previous life, their palace lords had accomplished that feat, and their perseverance and determination were jaw-dropping.

  Originally, the older a monk is, the less interested he is in love affairs. Generally, love affairs are young people's affairs. Unless the monks who are over 1000 years old have formed friendships when they were young, it is basically difficult to fall in love again.

  So those gods in modern TV dramas feel very nonsense when they fall in love. Most of the word love belongs to the desire emanating from the flesh. It is difficult for thousands of years old to have such feelings, and those gods who are tens of thousands of years old can't restrain themselves.

   But their palace master did it, and spent thousands of years, almost a lifetime of pursuit of immortals.

   On the other side, Shangqing Palace.

  An elder from the Shangqing Palace quickly walked into the compound where Taoist Qingxuan was, and returned to the information just sent from Qidi, that Fairy Taiyin, one of the three gods at the peak of the Immortal Dao, was reincarnated.

  Qingxuan opened his eyes and showed a little smile: "Then it will be lively."

  The rabbit's pursuit of the fairy is not known to the world, but he and the bald donkey have seen it from beginning to end. The fairy head may have cut off love long ago, and was very slow and unaware of this.

  But Qingxuan himself knew the rabbit was up to no good when he saw the rabbit, and later told the fairy chief, but the fairy chief still didn't believe it.

   Later he was found out by the rabbit. One day when he was walking on the road, he was put in a sack and beat him up severely. At that time, he was just Jindan.

   Now that the rabbit knows about Sword Immortal and Flying General, he might be about to roll all over the floor.

   "Hahahaha, Miaozai Miaozai."

  Thinking of this, Qingxuan couldn't help laughing heartily. The rabbit used to use the "fairy wife" to suppress the two of them.

  The elder of Shangqing Palace asked curiously: "Excuse me, Master, how is Fairy Taiyin's cultivation?"

   "Above me, the peak of transformation." Taoist Qingxuan replied without thinking.

   Among the three of them, Rabbit is the highest in terms of cultivation, and the two of them have only touched the threshold of the peak, and Rabbit was already at the peak when they were about to die.

   Talking about combat power, it's hard to say. Qingxuan doubts that she won't be able to beat the early stage of transforming gods.

  Almost all the energy is put on talents, such as dancing, beauty, physique, cooking, massage, etc.

   "Hiss!" The elder gasped and exclaimed, "I have added another great **** to China, so we will be more stable."

  Based on the law of the recovery of heaven and earth, there will only be more and more cultivation resources in Shenzhou. With strong enemies around, the more people you have, the better.

   Qingxuan cast a glance at him. In fact, a fairy is enough, and the rabbit basically has no fighting power.

  The elder retired, and the compound returned to calm again.

   After an unknown amount of time, footsteps were heard outside the door again, this time the visitor was a rare visitor.

  Minister of Officials (Education) Lu Xiaonong, a tall, thin man with glasses, simple clothes and gentle manners.

  On weekdays, I have been in contact with the Minister of the Ministry of War, and today is the first time that the Minister of the Ministry of Officials has come to visit.

  The Minister of the Ministry of Officials, Lu Xiaonong, bowed his hands and said, "Lu Xiaonong, pay homage to Taoist Master Qingxuan."

   Qingxuan Daoist also bowed his hands in an extremely modest manner, and asked, "What's the matter with Master Shangshu?"

   "This." Lu Xiaonong said with a hint of hesitation in his tone, "Our official department saw that the living immortal is going to take the college entrance examination, so we came here to ask you for instructions."

  (end of this chapter)

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