Taking Part in a Survival Game with My Brother Chapter 98

  Chapter 98 Lu Mingyu came with his cold joke

  Jiang Yanzhou understated: "It's already coaxed."

  Zhao Yanshu and Jiang Jinshi looked at each other silently.

  Zhao Yanshu: Your little uncle can still deceive people?

  Jiang Jinshi: No, it should be that sister Yangyang is tolerant and doesn't care about him.

  Zhao Yanshu nodded in agreement: That's right, that's it!

  Jiang Jinshi said in a childish voice: "Mom said you have to be patient when chasing a girl, and don't fight coldly. If she doesn't talk to you, just beg her, kneel down, kowtow, and play hard!"

  Jiang Yanzhou: "..."

  How could Jiang Ruzi teach her son some crooked things.

   "Little uncle, you have to hurry up and confess your love!" Jiang Jinshi felt a sense of crisis, "The one surnamed Qin confessed his love to Sister Yangyang in front of the camera!"

  Zhao Yanshu also urged: "Stop boiling frogs in warm water, and confess your love!"

  Jiang Yanzhou: "She didn't agree."

  Zhao Yanshu gritted his teeth: "Maybe the next one will agree!"

   Immediately, Jiang Jinshi echoed: "Yes, if I confess my love to my sister, she will definitely agree immediately!"

  Zhao Yanshu couldn't help laughing, "Little uncle, you are really not likable at all!"

  Jiang Jinshi glared at Zhao Yanshu angrily, and said fiercely, "Whose little uncle are you calling?"

  Zhao Yanshu touched his nose awkwardly, "Slip of tongue, slip of tongue."

  Jiang Yanzhou: "..."

  Hung up the phone, he turned his head and looked at Lu Yang who was grilling fish not far away.

  Jiang Yanzhou narrowed his eyes slightly.

  Lu Yang is very smart and knows what he wants.

  She understands quietly, once you clearly show that you like her, she will use a decent way to reject you relentlessly.

   Chasing her is not easy.

   But he is imperative.

  Lu Mingyu was using the fine vines that Lu Yang found to tie crabs, when suddenly, thinking of something, he called out to Lu Yang.

   "Yang Yang."

  Lu Yang moved his eyes to look at him.

  Lu Mingyu grinned and said, "Let me tell you a few jokes."

  Lu Yang: "Okay."

  【Lu Mingyu came with his cold joke! 】

  【Let's see if he can make Sister Yang laugh, let's wait and see! 】

  【Ah, I'm coming, I'm coming~ The cold jokes of the brothers and sisters of Guobao reappeared in the world, how could I be missing. 】

  Lu Mingyu thought for a while, and planned to proceed step by step, starting with a simple one.

  He said: "The sleeping crab was woken up by frying."

  Lu Yang smiled lightly, and echoed, "Can fried crabs be woken up too?"

  Lu Mingyu: "Of course!"

  【With the National Treasure Brother and Sister filter, this homophonic stalk barely passed~】

  Lu Mingyu continued to work hard, and said with eloquence: "One day the crab went out and accidentally knocked down the tortoise. The tortoise said angrily: 'Are you blind!'"

   "Guess what the crab said?"

  Lu Yang rolled his eyes twice, pretending to think, and then said, "What did you say?"

  Lu Mingyu: "The crab said: 'No, I am a crab, not a shrimp!'"

  Lu Yang laughed lightly, his brows and eyes curved like a moon, and while turning the grilled fish, he said, "Brother, I'll tell you a joke too."

  If Lu Mingyu received an award, he would be looking forward to her.

  “One day, the cow called the horse. The cow was very angry and said: 'Are you deaf?', and the horse said: 'No, I am a horse, not a dragon'."

  After the words fell, Lu Mingyu seemed to have been hit by the laughter point, and couldn't help laughing out loud, the live broadcast room was full of his laughter.

  【Sister Yang is amazing, draw inferences from one instance and use homophonic stalks to defeat homophonic stalks! 】

  【Hahahahaha I didn't think it was that funny at first, but Lu Yang's smile and Lu Mingyu's laughter are too magical, I'm going to die of their laughter hahahahahaha. 】

  【Lu Mingyu's noble and glamorous image is gone forever. 】

  Pei Yiwu disposed of the bamboo shoots, cut them into slices, and when he came back, he found Lu Mingyu laughing like a fool.

  She wondered: "Your brother ate Xiaoxiao candy?"

   "No," Lu Yang said with a satisfied smile in his dark eyes, "He told a joke and made himself amused."

  Pei Yiwu has watched variety shows, and knows that Lu Mingyu's jokes are terrible, and only Lu Yang can cooperate with him, but...he doesn't seem to laugh much himself, does he?

  Lu Yang made noodles for Yufan to let them heat up evenly, "Brother, is there any more jokes?"

  Lu Mingyu immediately stopped smiling, put his elbows on his knees, leaned his upper body slightly towards Lu Yang, and said:

   "Yes. Does Yangyang know why the fox can't stand up?"

  Lu Yang: "Why?"

   "Because it's cunning and slippery!"

  Pei Yiwu's thoughts were like a ball of steel wool, intertwined and difficult to clarify.

  It's so cold...a cold joke.

  When she looked at Lu Yang, she found that Lu Yang was smiling again.

  That smile came from the heart, not a stiff polite smile.

  Lu Yang used a wooden stick to clean off the ash on the charcoal, glanced at Jiang Yanzhou and the producer not far away, and suppressed his smile.

  Although she was sure that Jiang Yanzhou would not hurt her stupid brother, she always felt that Jiang Yanzhou had something to do with this matter.

  At present, Lu Yang has two doubts in his mind:

  One, Lu Mingyu didn't know that Jiang Yanzhou had known her long ago, but Jiang Yanzhou might have known her as Lu Mingyu's sister long ago?

  Secondly, how did Jiang Yanzhou and Lu Mingyu know each other strangely, and why did her stupid brother trust him so much?

  However, what Lu Yang is most worried about right now is the troll of 'Kill the White Swan'.

  Nowadays netizens have a common problem, they are too extreme, once they don't like a certain person or thing, they will deny everything about TA.

  This situation makes it difficult to realize the situation of a hundred flowers blooming.

  When dislike is a foregone conclusion, defense becomes sophistry.

  Lu Yang understands this truth. Netizens who follow public opinion against Lu Mingyu will change their minds at any time, while some people will never change. They have low self-esteem and cannot accept different opinions.

  Even if Lu Mingyu becomes Grandpa Mao, there are still people who don't like him. There will always be people who blackmail him, but she works hard to reduce the obstacles on his road to dream music.

  Lu Mingyu put the tied crabs into the pot to steam, and when his eyes drifted to Lu Yang, he found her eyebrows furrowed unknowingly.

  He was quick to wit, grabbed a crab in his hand, pulled a leg off with all his strength, lifted it up, and said clearly:

   "Yangyang, look quickly, brother is a crab, brother's pincers are gone, brother has no pincers."

  Lu Yang followed the reputation, Lu Mingyu was holding a crab in his hand, his nose was wrinkled, like a cute and funny puppy, she couldn't help but chuckle.

  【Damn it, Lu Mingyu unlocked Lu Yang's new smile again, it's too strong! 】

  【Hahahahahahaha no more clamps, no more money, this is more funny than before hahahaha. 】

  【Learn it! I want to save this emoticon pack and send it to my parents when I have no money! 】

  Pei Yiwu turned his head curiously, seeing Lu Mingyu's appearance, he couldn't help giggling.

  The audience in the live broadcast room roared with laughter and never tired of it.

   However, the next second.

  Lu Yang's smile disappeared instantly.

   May a hundred flowers bloom in domestic entertainment,

   May a hundred schools of thought contend.

  (end of this chapter)

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