Scum Male's Whitewashing Manual Chapter 41 part2

“Ah, I really regret it, why did I come to this program …” the Song God sighed, “I suspect they were targeting me. Otherwise, why am I always the one to get bad luck!?”

The program group: “… no, these are all aimed at Wei Mingyan.”

“The more I think about it, the angrier I am. I want to hit someone!”

Wudge silently pulled little Yue Yue back, “don't hit us!”

The Song God hit the tree with an angry fist. “I'll hit the tree branch instead!”

The three were still looking at his fist hitting the tree's branch.

The air seemed to have tensed up, and finally, Yue Yue broke the silence. “Brother, your other hand is stuck. ”

“Ah! F*ck!!!”

The mad Song God shook the tree crazily. Just as he was venting, a loaf of bread fell on his head.

The Song God was stunned: “…”

Yue Yue, Wudge: “???”

Audience: [Ha ha ha ha ha, I can't breathe. I'm laughing to death, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.]

Just as some people didn't know what expression to make, the sound of wings fluttering came. Trapped on a tree and unable to move, the Song God despaired, facing the swarm of black mechanical bats.

“Mommy!!! Help! Take me with you!!!”

On the other side

Walking carefully on the rough path, the two people were chatting peacefully. Stormy has never spent time this long with his two owners. This was such a big place, he was happily walking in front of them.

The harmony in the air was a sharp contrast with the Song God team.

The program group looked at them on their screen: “Suddenly, I feel that we're useless.”

“Yes, why didn't they fall for it? If these traps weren't hatched last minute, I suspect a traitor.”

“If only the traps were successful. I think the audience still want to see Wei Mingyan getting tricked.”

“Why don't we throw a fake snake to frighten them?”

The Director looked at him as if he was an idiot. “Don't you see how smart Wei Mingyan is? Fake snake my ass… Who had the idea to frighten Yue Yue with a fake spider before? The Song God jumped up a tree in fright, but Yue Yue was still holding and touching it.”

Several people were eating lunch boxes while discussing how to successfully scare the Movie Emperor team. On the camera, a small green snake breaks in.

“You prepared it so fast? Didn't I say it wasn't necessary?”

When the director finished speaking, he saw that everyone was looking at each other.

“No, we didn't put any snakes there.”

“I haven't either, but this snake is so lifelike, it can spit out it's tongue.”

“Ha ha ha, the bats I customize are also very lifelike, this time I especially found an expert to paint them …”

Director: “Ah, that's a real snake!!”

The audience also saw the snake and discussed it happily.

[This snake must have been arranged by the program group. Take a look. It's heading for Qi Qi!]

[Ha ha ha, Qi Qi might be scared, but she was quite a tomboy when she caught those fish!]

[I don't think so. The program group could never pull one over on the Movie Emperor team.]

[It could also spit out it's tongue. Hahaha, the movement is very lifelike, just like a snake I've seen before.]

They found out that something was wrong, starting with Stormy barking angrily at the snake. Before he barked, Wei Mingyan and Song Qi didn't see the snake behind them.

Almost the next second after Stormy rushed up to attack, the green snake suddenly sprang up and bit Song Qi's slender ankle. In an instant, Stormy rushed over and tore the snake into pieces.

He was full of anger because he didn't find the intruder earlier. This creature also hurt his female owner.

Stormy sniffed the air restlessly. He smelled the faint smell of blood. The smell came from the female owner. Suddenly, his dog instincts told him something was wrong.

It all happened in a flash, Song Qi only felt a pain on her ankle and lowered her head to see the blood mixed with black and red flowing out.

[Black stripes!!! viper!!!]

[What to do? Call the program group quickly!]

[They said there was no risk! Didn't they say that there won't be any poisonous creatures?!]

[WTF!! Yan-ge …]

Just when the audience and the program group were in chaos, the man on screen also saw the black blood on Song Qi. He didn't even think about it. He knelt on one leg and raised Song Qi's ankle.

Wei Mingyan lowered his head and began to suck the blood without hesitation.

(TNote: sucking the venom out of a snake bite is a TV troupe. DO NOT try to suck out venom. It is almost impossible to quickly enough, or suck hard enough to pull an adequate amount of venom out to make a difference; or you might accidentally swallow venom yourself.)

Song Qi was too shocked to push him away, but in an instant, she understood what this meant, “Mingyan, let go of me first, you would get poisoned!”

Tears filled her eyes.

She really didn't expect that at the critical moment, the man she thought didn't attach any importance to her; would make such a choice.

He didn't even hesitate.

Wei Mingyan slowly released Song Qi. His hand was still shaking and his eyes were already red.

He turned to the ground and spit, “Pooh!”

“The snake ate black paint before, pooh! Bleagh!”

Audience: […]

A chaotic program group: “…”

Song Qi gawked at the man who is suffering and retching because of the taste of paint. She can't help but snort and laugh.

She smiled and laughed, but under her eyes, a tear rolled down.

Chapter end