Scourge the Entertainment Industry Chapter 126

On the twenty-eighth day of the twelfth lunar month, a restaurant closed down, and Concubine Zhang also had a holiday. Xie Tian was left with his father and mother.

But the two of them were busy buying New Year's goods and preparing for the New Year, so they didn't have time to pay attention to him, and they didn't take him with them, so they disliked him for getting in the way.

Let Xie Tian sigh again: New Years are boring now, I went upstairs and downstairs to smoke, the house is too hot.

It is said that those who have no energy in the new year are like him who have grown up but have not started a family. It is different for those who have children. Years are for children.

"Crack!" There was a sound of firecrackers not far away, and they were not allowed to set off firecrackers until it was thirty.

Xie Tian's ears moved: "It's a cannonball." No one cared about the children playing.

Turning to look, a group of children are running wild in the community, not afraid that the zippers of the cold down jackets are all open, their smiling faces are flushed, I don't know if they are cold, or they are too excited.

You chased me and threw cannons at each other, and a bunch of kids weren't afraid to blow up.

These Bronze Kings are on winter vacation. During the holidays, they usually show their glory and pesticides on the Internet. It's a basic exercise to eat chickens and kill teammates.

Now that it's New Year's Eve, it's no longer a disaster for netizens, but it's a disaster for the neighbors. If the cannon is close to the car, it can blow up the alarms of a bunch of cars, and it's called a nuisance.

He laughed and scolded: "A bunch of unlucky things." Then I remembered that I used to play like this when I was a child. I threw firecrackers into the water bottle, squeezed a snow ball and buried the firecrackers, blowing snowflakes all over the sky.

Looking at it again, the cold weather gave him a cold sweat, and he saw a hapless child who lit the cannon and threw it into the well cover.

They are all sewage pipes, some are connected to septic tanks, and some contain biogas, which can explode when they encounter an open fire.

He hurriedly threw the cigarette and ran over there, shouting as he ran, "Dodge, dodge quickly."

Those children startled him, and he didn't react, so he just stood there and didn't move.

"Crack!" The cannonball exploded, but fortunately there was no methane in the well, so it didn't explode.

Xie Tian went over and lightly kicked the **** of the little fat man who threw the cannonball: "Where is the unfortunate thing going?"

The boy was very bold, and he didn't cry when he was kicked. He looked at Xie Tian and said, "Mr. Xie, why are you kicking me?"

These children all know Xie Tian, ​​they have been taught at home, and they want to call a teacher when they see it.

Children don't care about that. It doesn't matter what kind of teacher you are. Anyway, you didn't teach me. If you don't explain why you kicked me today, I will tell my dad that you hit me.

Xie Tian nodded his head and said, "You're still not satisfied with this little neck stalker? Do you know how dangerous it is to throw a cannon here?"

"Don't lie to children, how can it be dangerous?"

Xie Tian explained to them: "You don't understand if you say too much. Simply put, if you see an open fire in a well, it may explode."

"explode?"

Upon hearing this, the eyes of these unfortunate creatures brightened, and their faces were all eager to try.

Xie Tian's face turned dark: "It's over, they are more interested." Then he said threateningly: "I told you not to throw it away, if anyone wants to leave it, I will tell his teacher." The child is most afraid of the teacher.

When I heard it and told the teacher, some were scared and a little timid, thank Tian nodded in satisfaction, just about to say that obedient is a good boy, the little fat man spoke again.

"Don't be afraid, the teacher can't control us now on vacation."

Thanks for the weather, little fat man, don't let me know who you belong to, otherwise you will suffer.

If you are angry, you have to get rid of the idea of ​​​​swinging cannons into the well, otherwise he will leave in a while, and these unlucky creatures will try to go into the well one by one. They often walk by the river and they will never get wet shoes. Make a dirt plane!

Hengmei said angrily: "I told you that if you can't throw it, you can't throw it, what will you do if it explodes!"

"It's okay, let's run after we throw it away, stay away and watch."

"Cough cough" to Xie Tiantian all coughed, do you know that you are afraid of death?

Then he said, "You run farther? Is that a matter of running? If you don't blow up the well, you will lose money. At that time, your family can't afford to sell the house."

When they heard about losing money, these children hesitated and looked at each other.

"No, my family still has 20 years of unpaid loans, and I can't afford to pay for it if I sell it."

"My family too, there are 15 years left."

"My family didn't have a loan, but my mother said that this house is for me to marry a daughter-in-law. If I pay out, I won't be able to marry a daughter-in-law."

Before the teeth were replaced, I just wanted to marry a daughter-in-law, so long-term! ?

Seeing that they are afraid to thank God is also reassuring.

"Then what are we playing now?" a child asked.

Xie Tian thought to himself that he had nothing to do with them? Teach them how to play?

At this time, I saw a child pointing to the side of the road and shouting, "Look at that!"

Even Xie Tian followed him, and there was only a pile of dog **** on the side of the road. I don't know who is so incompetent, and I don't know how to clean it up when walking the dog.

The corner of his mouth twitched: "What's there to see with just a pile of shit? I really can't understand the child's thoughts."

Those children all gathered around, looking at the dog **** on the ground, although it wasn't steaming, but it wasn't frozen.

A child touched his chin and said solemnly, "Based on the temperature of the weather and the hardness of this stall, it should have been pulled down not long ago."

A child imitated the tone of the suspense movie and asked, "You said this **** was pulled by some dog in our community."

"I think it's Grandpa Zhang's sausage."

"No! Judging by its quality, it should be Uncle Li's Beijing bus in Building 6."

Xie Tian will laugh when he hears these children's words. You still need to study and study the shit. You are professional enough. What do you see?

Then he shook his head with a smile, the child was talking nonsense, and also returned sausages and Pekingese. How could such a big stall be a small dog, and he saw that it was done by a large dog. Personal experience thinks... It is a black back. .

hmm~?

Black back?

The next scene made his face change suddenly, looking at the little fat man with a look of horror, and stuck a cannon into the shit.

After returning to his senses, thank God, he ran into the nearest corridor like a gust of wind. That thing was blown up when he was a child, and it could collapse so far!

After the little fat man took out the lighter and ignited the cannon, several people watched from a distance of three or five steps.

Usually they bombed something one step away, but this time it was because the bomb was special, so they avoided a few more steps, but they obviously underestimated the power of this combination.

Xie Tian remembered the fear of being dominated by dog ​​shit in the corridor, and shivered in disgust.

Speaking of which, that day was the only time Zhao Zihan didn't dare to hit him.

Leaning on the crack of the door and peeking at it, I saw that the medicine on the cannon was blazing with flames, the flames extinguished, and wisps of blue smoke wafted out, followed by a "Bang!" sound.

The destructive power exploded inside the shit, and the "body" that had been completed was instantly torn apart and splashed around.

It splashed on small trees, on the snow-covered lawn, and on children's clothes and faces~www.mtlnovel.com~ Several children shuddered with fright, and then felt cold and sticky on their faces, and looked down at Shit was splattered on his clothes, and he knew what was on his face.

They all cried: "It collapsed, and the dog Baba collapsed."

That little fat man was the most pitiful. He was grinning when the explosion happened. When he got into his mouth, he bent over and started to vomit.

"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter!" Xie Tian couldn't laugh anymore, and tears came down.

Wiping the corners of his eyes, he said to himself, "It's true that no matter how the times change, the bear child's heart to die has never changed."

Let these children make him feel a little childlike, and he also bought a few boxes of cannons from the fireworks and firecrackers sales point outside.

Walking to the gate of the community, I was stunned when I saw something on the ground.

This weight, sausage or Beijing Ba?

Then he looked strangely at the cannon in his hand.

Chapter end