Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What the Hell is Titanfall? Chapter 79

  Chapter 79 Games can be unpopular but don't be evil

   Numb!

  A Yin is really numb!

   Hopped around and scolded Jie for two minutes.

  If it weren't for DuangDuang's bouncing twin ponytails that would have made the other three laugh to death, today would definitely be endless.

   It's too **** deceitful!

   A Yin gritted his teeth, wanting to go out and change a model for himself.

  But it was always opposed by the audience, and the three guys next to it were mixed, so they gave up.

   "Just one round, just one round,"

   A Yin gritted his teeth and said angrily:

   "I have to change whatever I say in the next game!"

   Talking!

  A Yin came to the weapon table, looked up, and was dumbfounded.

  Originally, according to the game settings, the weapons in this level should be equipped with a rifle nozzle, a pistol, and two melee weapons.

  Everyone can choose as needed.

   Available on the weapon table at this time!

  The only thing A Yin knows is the heroic weapon from the line of fire shuttle—Thor M4A1.

  Other weapons have different shapes, and their original shapes cannot be seen at all!

   But there is no doubt that each of those sci-fi or magical weapons is 10,000 times cooler than the original version!

   "What are these things, what the hell..."

   While amazed, A Yin picked up a weapon that looked like a flashlight on the table.

   I held it in my hand and looked at it. I always felt that it seemed a little familiar, but I couldn't remember where I saw it.

However!

   Just when he was about to ask about the barrage!

   Just heard a familiar sound of particle charging—

   Buzz! !

  In front of the 'flashlight', a green beam of light lit up like a sharp blade out of its sheath!

   "Wo! De! Fa!"

  A Yin only felt an invisible force pouring into his whole body in an instant, making his blood boil involuntarily, and he screamed on the spot!

   "Lightsaber! Damn it! It's Master Yoda's!"

   So handsome!

   No man can resist owning a lightsaber!

   It doesn't matter if he is eight or eighty!

   While excited, I saw A Yin flicking the lightsaber backhand, accompanied by a buzzing sound full of power and destructive power, and posing a handsome pose!

   "May the force be with you"

  The barrage exploded!

  'ohhhhhhhhh—'

  'I Zhuo made this lightsaber so handsome! '

  'What is this prototype? Samurai sword? '

   'Should be'

  'Handsome is really handsome, but holding it in the future of Chu Yin, I always feel that something is wrong'

  'Indeed, it gives people a sense of confusion like Darth Vader singing the song of flinging green onions'

  'I'll die laughing in this game sooner or later'

  'Games can be unpopular but not evil…'

  The barrage audience burst out laughing!

  Although A Yin and the others think these mods are quite outrageous, they have to admit that the road to survival that has added mod elements seems to have indeed become...

   Even more fun!

   Opened the security door, and saw Chu Yin Future, who was holding a lightsaber, took the lead!

  He really can't wait, he wants to show off the power of the lightsaber!

   Clang!

  As the bolt of the safety door fell to the ground, A Yin pushed the door out: "My little friends, feel the original..."

However! The voice has not yet fallen!

  He heard not far ahead, a crazy roar interrupted him!

   "Hey Bageya Road! Onboard—!!"

ah?

  A Yin was taken aback, and looked up!

  I saw three or five little days wearing yellow military uniforms and fart hats, at this moment, with ferocious expressions, rushing towards him with bared teeth and claws!

   "Hey, I love your brother!"

  Although I don't understand what happened for the time being, but seeing the crazy little day Long live rushing forward, A Yin still reacted under the trend of blood instinct!

  Seeing the lightsaber in his hand raised up, holding the hilt of the sword with both hands, he pulled away from the horse and shouted in a deep voice: "Good time!"

   Immediately afterwards, the lightsaber raised high, drew a semicircle and chopped off at the devil's head!

   Click!

  Light and shadow flashed, and the little day that rushed to the front, the big head flew away, and the bones rolled to the ground, and the dead body fell to the ground on the spot!

   Immediately afterwards, A Yin turned around and swept across again, the lightsaber skipped again, the two little days were cut off in the middle, and blood gushed out!

  In the blink of an eye, all the enemies who rushed up were all eliminated by A Yin!

   And he just realized it—these little days turned out to be a modified zombie model!

   "This shit..."

  A Yin's tone was full of disbelief, looking at the lightsaber in his hand, and at the devils lying in front of him, he couldn't help but sink into his dantian, and let out a loud drink:

"Cool-!"

   So cool!

To know!

   It has been half a week since he last experienced this kind of pleasure of cutting melons and vegetables!

   In the middle, I was disgusted by the fearless sniper game!

  I really miss this kind of slashing with a full sense of blockage!

  Plus at this moment, there are famous family buffs and the blessings of various strange mods!

  For a while, A Yin wished he could announce on the spot—Left 4 Survival is number one in the world!

  Holding the lightsaber, he even felt his hands tremble a little from excitement!

  At this moment, there is only one thought in A Yin's mind:

  I don't know who I am, I don't know where this is, I just know - I'm going to kill!

  A Yin was excited, and the barrage was full of wonder and laughter—

'Grass! Blood Awakening! '

  'Using the lightsaber in the posture of Huaxia Broadsword, I really laughed at me hahahaha...'

  'Li Yunlong: If there was such a thing back then, I would have hit Dongjin a long time ago'

  'The picture is so outrageous that I don't know where to complain'

  'The most important thing is, the boss is still using a miku model, Hatsune Miku beats devils, it's really a knife in the ass-open my eyes'

  'Although JK is worn on the body, my heart is still the heart of Huaxia'

  'Who is in the neon heart in Han hahahahahaha...'

  'This picture is so sloppy, I'm about to throw up from laughter'

   'Boss, this is happiness visible to the naked eye'

  'This is only a **** game, it's fun to watch'

  'It's a completely different state from the day when the fearless sniper was broadcast live'

  'It was funny enough that day, it has nothing to do with the game, the main thing is that the boss is too funny'

  '1+2 directly silenced the boss'

  'Remember, from now on, you will call Chu Yinwei a comrade! '

   Block east and kill west, all the way from Nantianmen to Penglai East Road!

   Along the way, corpses are strewn all over the field. It seems that no one can resist Chu Yin Miku who is holding a lightsaber!

  Of course, A Yin didn't do it blindly.

  Although the experience of the lightsaber was so refreshing, the falling down of ghosts and zombies made his adrenaline soar.

   But there is a task to complete this level after all.

   As the last map of Death Center, A Yin and his team need to collect eight barrels of gasoline in this huge shopping mall.

   Then transport them to the first floor of the shopping mall one by one, fill up the fuel on the sports car displayed below, and then you can rush out of the corpse tide and evacuate safely.

   After some searching, A Yin finally found the first oil barrel.

  However, just as he picked up the oil drum and was about to go to the first floor to refuel the car, he saw a line of warnings appear on the head-up display—

  【They are coming】

   "Corpse wave!"

   This reminder is no stranger to A Yin, and even his heart is awe-inspiring!

   "Is there anything like painkiller, give me a box, I'll support the blood volume a little bit."

  Because A Yin was using close combat all the way here, and the Thor M4 on his back hadn't fired a single shot, so at this time, his blood volume was only half.

  But it seems too wasteful to knock out the medical kit here, so A Yin wanted to find some painkillers first, to sustain the temporary blood volume and resist the tide of corpses.

  Hearing this, the three of them rummaged through their pockets.

   "Oh, I have,"

   After saying this, Zhou Kali took out a bottle of medicine and handed it to A Yin:

   "Here, boss, I found it in the urinal of the men's bathroom just now, let's make do with it."

  A Yin has a black line: "...Then what if you don't tell me? Would it be better?"

   Rolling his eyes tired, A Yin reluctantly took the medicine.

   At this time, the reunion howls of the devils and zombies have been heard all over the mountains and plains, and it is not too late.

  But just as A Yin was about to unscrew the cap to take the medicine, he accidentally flipped the medicine bottle, and saw the eye-catching name of the medicine printed on the bottle—

  《Brain Pieces》

   "I fucking..."

  A Yin gritted his teeth, but there was nothing he could do:

   "After passing this level, I will go to screen the mod immediately!"

   After finishing speaking, he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and ate the brain fragments. The temporary blood volume increased instantly, making A Yin feel as if he had traded his intelligence for his physique.

   But before he complains too much.

Sudden.

   Just behind him, there was a sudden loud sound!

   "Andhisnameis—"

   "John Cena!!"

   thump, thump wait for the light! Light, wait for the light!

  The classic appearance music of well-known WWE superstar John Cena sounded!

  Winter Gua heard an urgent cry from Liu Peijia, who was sniping at a high position behind him!

   "WDNMD! Winter melon! Run! Zhao Xina is hot—!"

  Hearing the sound of the sound behind him rushing towards him quickly from far to near, Donggua subconsciously turned around and looked behind him without Eggplant reminding him!

   "Fuck! Groove!"

   With the sound of winter melon screaming in horror!

   I saw Zhao Xina, who was more than two meters tall, and rushed towards him!

  Before Winter Melon could react, Zhao Xina rushed close, and was directly a bully lifting a tripod, lifting him high, and then slammed him down!

  Boom!

  'ohhhhhhh—! ! '

   The barrage burst into cheers!

  'Musa! '

  'Winter melon again hahahahaha'

  'Damn it, I feel that Zhao Xina is a real Kazakh'

  'It's too weird for the overlord to lift the tripod'

  'In the hands of Zhao Xina, the winter melon is not a loss'

  'Hahaha who made this silly mod, and I'll make up the soundtrack…'

   'The most **** outrageous thing is that the model of winter melon is a teletubbies'

  'Silly netizens can always come up with some strange things that make people look black'

  'John Cena KOs Teletubbies, this **** is not a ratings explosion in WWE'

good!

  Different from A Yin's team with black eyes.

  Since the launch of the creative workshop, the members of the eggplants have been immersed in the road to survival every day and cannot extricate themselves!

   Almost every few rounds, a batch of mods must be rotated!

   And in this round, the four of them changed a batch of the hottest mods of the day as usual!

  The first to bear the brunt are the models of the four protagonists!

   Teletubbies mod!

  When the four entered the game and saw each other's appearance, they almost laughed like crazy.

   And after the other models in the game have also changed simultaneously, this funny effect is even more obvious!

   Just like now!

  Eggplant, Liu Di, and Xiao Hei stood on an abandoned scaffolding platform, looking at Dixie, who was being violently beaten up by Zhao Xina below, gloating for a while!

   "Damn! This back fell! Fuck!"

   "The DNMD winter melon antenna is bent..."

   "Hahaha, you're so ruthless..."

certainly!

  Though the three of them spoke sarcastic words, they were not slow in rescuing Winter Melon.

  Liu Di and Xiao Hei, who had a little more blood, climbed off the scaffolding platform, rushed into the tide of corpses, and pulled the winter melon up.

  The eggplant with the least blood volume is on the platform to provide sniper support for the teammates below.

  They are waiting for power to be restored to the elevator on the first floor.

  As long as the power is restored, they can pass through the safety door and reach the safe house behind, saving the dog's life.

  However, with the operation of the generator, the huge noise will also attract the surrounding army of corpses.

   Therefore, during the waiting time, they still need to hold their ground and repel the attack of the endless corpse tide.

   With the gradual recovery of the power system, the number of corpses is also increasing!

and!

  Thanks to the support of the number of enemies refreshed in a single wave, the connection between each wave of corpse waves is not only closer, but the number is also increasing.

  From thirty at the beginning, to fifty, to one hundred, to two hundred...,

  One wave, two waves, ten waves, a hundred waves...

   "Wode FWoo! De! Fa!"

   Standing at the highest point, Eggplant couldn't help constricting his pupils as he watched the terrifying tide of corpses stretching to the skyline, exclaiming in shock and fear!

  The setting sun was like blood, and under the afterglow of the setting sun, the whole city was in ruins, with billowing smoke rising against the flames.

  The army of corpse tide can't see the edge at a glance, as if connected to the skyline, like a wave, rushing towards them, layer upon layer!

  Now, the building they are guarding seems to be the only isolated island in the entire city!

  As for the three teammates below who were fighting **** battles amidst the tide of corpses, they were a lone boat leaning against this isolated island!

  The shock of despair made Eggplant shudder!

   "I can't do it! Damn! Do you still have medicine?!"

  Surrounded by layers of corpses, Xiao Hei leaned against a taxi, snapped out the rifle magazine, and shouted while changing the bullets:

   "I'm out of blood!"

"No!"

  Beside him, Liu Di, standing on the roof of the car, pressed the fire control button continuously, and the deafening blue fire Gatling roar almost buried his voice:

   "Winter melon! Do you still have medicine?!"

   "I have a medical kit!"

Hearing Mr. Di's message, Donggua, who was leaning on the other side of the taxi, waved the **** of the gun, smashing the jumping zombies, and then pulled the trigger. The AA12 shotgun, known as a bulldozer, sprayed out dragon's breath, and smashed the zombies in front of it. The group exploded into flesh and blood fireworks:

   "But in this case—we don't have time to pack—!"

   "Damn it—Damn it I'm down!"

   The voice has not yet fallen!

   While speaking, Xiao Hei, who didn't get enough blood in time, fell at the foot of the group and fell into a state of near-death. The health value displayed on the watch also turned into depleted blood.

  The situation took a turn for the worse!

  Seeing his teammates fall down, Liu Di, who was standing on the roof of the car, couldn't help but feel his heart skip a beat!

  Originally, the three of them took turns to fire, which was barely enough.

   Now, if there is another person, relying on him and Winter Melon alone, I am afraid that it will not be able to last for a few seconds!

   "Winter melon! Xiao Hei is down! Pull it! I'll cover you!"

   Relying on the special weapon Gatling in his hand, Liu Di decisively gave orders.

   Immediately afterwards, there was a loud cry, turning the heavy gun body, using itself as the axis, and sweeping in circles:

"ah-"

  Winter Melon also reacted quickly, and in response, turning over was a sliding shovel, skimming over the hood, and sliding to the other side of the investment vehicle.

   Bang bang! Boom!

  Withdrawing his pistol, he knocked down a zombie that was attacking Xiao Hei, and Dong Gua strode up, reaching out to help Xiao Hei:

   "I'll pull you..."

However!

   Before he stretched out his hand!

suddenly!

   Just listen to a familiar and scalp-numbing voice!

  【What are you doing—haha ouch! 】

  Hearing the voice from far to near, it came behind him almost instantly, Donggua couldn't help but be surprised:

   "Hey I—!"

  I didn't say the last hidden word!

  Seeing a gray middle figure in suspenders, like a bolt of lightning, he swooped and rode directly on his head!

   Next!

  Dynamic music sounds!

  【Ji Ni is so beautiful—Bei Bei—Ji Ni is so beautiful—Bei Bei—]

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  (end of this chapter)

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