Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What The Hell Is Titanfall?
/ Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What the Hell is Titanfall? Chapter 7
Chapter 7 Gu Sheng, you really deserve to die!
Seeing A Yin's broken defense, the audience in the live broadcast room laughed like crazy—
'Hahahahahaha, the grass is too evil, this trap'
'The in-game barrage is really too abstract'
'Click to query the mental state of the designer'
'You can't pass this test a little bit hahahahaha'
'The monkey broke the defense'
'I can't stand it anymore, I die once a minute on average, who can bear it'
'This hour is more angry than a year'
'Laughing to death, I thought it was the effect of the show after watching the live broadcast of the boss, so I bought a game myself'
'How was the experience? Say it to make everyone happy? '
'The only experience is to suggest that you don't use new handles or new keyboards when playing'
'Otherwise, it will hurt you if you fall...'
'Get off my computer I'm dying of laughter'
'Peerless job! ! '
'Just make me rich by laughing...'
Looking at the barrage full of laughter.
Let's look at the anchor A Yin, who is obviously so angry that he is wheezing and panting.
Shen Miaomiao silently raised a question mark in her heart.
There is a saying on the Internet called "When I put a question mark, it's not that I have a problem, but I think you have a problem."
She really didn't understand, obviously this game looked so inappropriate, and even set up levels specifically to prevent players from passing the level.
Why are there still people who are willing to spend more than 60 lives to try to pass the level, and if they are not really angry at the end, they still want to play the game?
Are the players really shaking M?
Shen Miaomiao was a little confused.
So she was ready to practice true knowledge.
Woke up and turned on her computer. Without much effort, Shen Miaomiao bought Gu Sheng's "Cat Leo" and installed it.
Anyway, so many copies have been sold now, if there are too many lice, don't bite, it's not bad for her two dollars.
After entering the game, Shen Miaomiao briefly browsed the operation.
The operation of the game is very simple, only moving forward and backward, accelerating and jumping.
"It doesn't look too difficult, it's even better than defending the carrot..."
After muttering something, Shen Miaomiao started the game.
However, ten minutes later.
"... Gu Sheng, you really deserve to die!!"
Seeing that at this moment, Shen Miaomiao no longer had the image of a lovely lady. Holding the two halves of the keyboard with both hands, she grinned and the veins on her forehead bulged, she looked like a violent girl!
This person should be sentenced!
Pull out and shoot for ten minutes!
She finally understood why A Yin was so defensive!
Because this game is not simply "difficult" at all!
Shen Miaomiao had also been exposed to some difficult games before.
But it is different from those games that deliberately increase the difficulty by deliberately stacking monsters and adding obstacles.
"Cat Leo" is completely Gu Sheng's intellectual level, a dimensionality reduction blow to all players!
Only those who have played the game will feel that those seemingly random and funny trap designs actually have underlying logic!
They are linked together!
A simple example—
In the middle of the first level, you will pass a small downward step.
Walking down the steps, not far along the way, there is a water pipe, and the overall terrain presents a "concave" shape.
It seems that this section is calm and there is not even a mob.
In fact, there is a hidden murderous intention.
Once you go down the steps and reach the edge of the water pipe and want to jump up, you will find that this cub, Gu Cheng, has placed a whole row of invisible bricks on your head.
As long as you go down the steps, you will never be able to jump up again. You will be stuck in the same place and have to start over!
And this is not the worst.
Generally speaking, even a game idiot like Shen Miaomiao can figure out the way of this trap after falling into it twice.
Then the third time she passed by here, Shen Miaomiao learned to be smart:
"It's fine if my aunt doesn't go down and walk that part of the road!"
"Anyway, the distance is not too far, I just speed up and make a big jump, jump directly onto the water pipe, and it's over!"
Shen Miaomiao thought very well.
But they ignored Gu Sheng's underworld level.
She thought that she could fly over by speeding up and jumping, but she didn't know that Gu Sheng had already arranged the second layer of invisible bricks, calculated the position, and waited for the rabbit!
Here, Shen Miaomiao just pulled out all the energy and made a big jump!
In the next second, there was a dunk head-on!
The second layer of hidden bricks will directly shoot her down, allowing her to return to the groove where life is worse than death!
Shen Miaomiao really broke down.
A designer does not study programming languages, but studies art of war!
Every move I make, every judgment I make about the level, is under Gu Sheng's control!
He is like an exhaustive psychopath, standing on the commanding heights of intelligence, laughing at the players who broke the defense, mocking the innocence of the players, and showing off his IQ at the same time.
Gu Sheng should be grateful that our country has a complete set of criminal laws.
Shen Miaomiao commented like this.
"Cat Leo" became popular.
As the top streamer in the game area of the Shark live broadcast platform, I have to admit that A Yin's influence is indeed great.
Coupled with the explosive live broadcast effect.
Almost overnight, Mao Leo became popular in the entire game live broadcast area.
Sent torture to countless anchors, brought laughter to countless viewers, and sent materials to countless game self-media.
"At the same time, the sales of our games are naturally rising all the way."
In the conference room of the Golden Wind Game Company.
Secretary Chu Qingzhou sat with Shen Miaomiao lowering her hand, reporting the game sales data, looking very excited:
"As of now, our company's first game "Cat Leo" has sold 7822 copies, with a total sales amount of 15644 yuan,"
"Among them, on the first day of the game's release, the sales volume exceeded 5,000 copies, completing the feat of recovering the cost within 24 hours! Everyone applauds!"
Clah—
applause.
Because today's golden wind is still in its infancy.
In addition to the cleaners, the company's employees only have the secretary Chu Qingzhou, the director Gu Sheng, and a young lady who is the financial director.
Therefore, the applause seems to be a little sparse.
Because apart from Chu Qingzhou and Miss Finance applauding extraordinarily hard, Gu Sheng, as the protagonist, must not be inconvenient to applaud himself wildly.
As for Shen Miaomiao...
Listening to the string of data, she felt like she was going to have a heart attack.
In addition, Gu Sheng also caused her to lose a keyboard.
How could she be in the mood to applaud this bastard!
That's all money! !
Shen Miaomiao wailed in her heart, drooping her head.
Originally, the profit I could get was far more than the ten thousand dollars!
But who would have thought that this ghost game would have completed the cost recovery overnight and disabled her system on the spot!
However, it seems that he didn't notice that the boss's interest is not high. The excited Chu Qingzhou even made up another knife after announcing the sales volume on the first day:
"Then based on our budget and conservative estimates, as of this Sunday, the sales volume of "Mallio" in the first week is expected to reach 29,000 copies, with a total sales amount of 58,000 yuan, and the profit will be about six times!"
Pfft—don't talk about big sister—
Shen Miaomiao covered her chest, almost spurting out a mouthful of old blood.
I could have made ten times the profit in one day...
Feeling that she was going to have a heart attack if she continued to listen, Shen Miaomiao hurriedly pulled Chu Qingzhou back.
"Okay, sister Chuchu, let's talk about the profit of "Mao Leo" first."
Shen Miaomiao tried hard to make her face not look so dark:
"It's a good start, it's gratifying to congratulate, but we can't be complacent,"
"The success of a small game is just the first step for us to climb to the top of the game, so today's meeting is mainly to discuss our next game development direction."
Hearing this, everyone looks at me and I look at you.
Actually, it is reasonable to say that this matter should be left to Gu Sheng, after all, he is the game director.
However, Gu Sheng considered the level of abstraction of the game he wanted to develop, and he was a bit speechless.
So, Chu Qingzhou raised his hand:
"Let's do this, Mr. Shen. Regarding the next development plan, let me first talk about my humble opinion. It can be regarded as an introduction,"
"Given the popularity of "Cat Leo" today, the development idea I personally suggest is to create a sequel."
However.
Before Chu Qingzhou's voice finished!
I heard a negative voice from the seats at both ends of the conference room:
"no."
"Inappropriate."
(end of this chapter)
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