Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What the Hell is Titanfall? Chapter 534

Chapter 534: That's it for today's biochemical play! Browser! start up!

　　Bang—!

The sledgehammer hit hard with the sound of wind!

The huge hammer head hit the floor a few centimeters in front of Pew, shattering and cracking the masonry floor, and it hit him squarely between his legs.

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Oh my god!

There is no more horrific visual impact than this.

Pew was so frightened that he rolled over and jumped up from the ground, retreating in embarrassment.

At this time, Heisenberg's countdown also sounded.

The barrage was full of joyful exclamations—

'Catch me but not kill me, I'll just let you escape, just for fun'

'He runs away, he chases, he can't fly without wings'

'It's awkward, isn't it? '

'If you try to do this again, just push it out! '

'Hahahahahahaha God, he's running away, he's chasing...'

'Cat and mouse game, right? He is indeed a villain, typical villain style'

'This hammer was so suspenseful that it didn't scare the soul away'

"It's secondary to scare the soul away. If it's two inches deeper, it's like a chicken flying over an egg."

'"Chicken and egg beat"'

'Redefining idioms'

'I can only say that the Chinese language is profound and profound'

'No, bro, why are you still doing it? Run! '

'No~ it's~brother~men~er~you~'

'It's stressful, right? Hahahahahaha...'

'Run! '

"Where the **** am I running?!"

Seeing Heisenberg approaching, pew was so desperate that he even wanted to quit the game!

There is no doubt that the current situation is that the Four Heavenly Kings are preparing to watch an escape show to see if he, an "ordinary citizen", can escape the pursuit of the zombies and werewolves.

But the problem is-

Where is the road? Where am I going?

Behind me is a closed door, with the Four Heavenly Kings blocking both sides. I can't be brave enough to brave my friends and then plunge into the arms of the big boss Miranda, right?

If I have to pierce it, I would actually like to feel the warmth of Mr. Hachishaku.

Bang—pop—crash—

The panicked pew rolled and crawled, retreating towards the corner of the room, avoiding Heisenberg's sledgehammer:

"Hey! Hey hey hey bro! Don't...wait a minute...no...you can tell me where I'm going! Why don't you open the door for me—hey!!"

Not finished yet!

Just hear a short scream from pew who was forced into the corner!

Next!

pew felt like his feet were empty!

Wow! !

Along with the broken tiles and broken wood, pew fell straight down and fell into a hidden secret passage!

Here we have to talk about Golden Wind's superb guidance methods.

In this work, in order to further fit the somatosensory game mode.

Gu Sheng abandoned the "yellow tape" guidance model commonly used in biochemistry, and no longer used the explicit method of pasting yellow tape to mark roads, ladders, boxes, etc. for interaction.

Instead, it relies on various technical means such as AI, sound, and light to guide players' routes three-dimensionally from multiple angles.

For example, in the trial game, the straight main road is clearly different from the chaotic village alleys, and the loud and clear bells ring.

As well as Heisenberg's performance in the current section.

Yes.

In this section, players who first encounter it will 100% fall into this "hidden passage".

Because fundamentally speaking, this secret passage was not "discovered" by the players on their own, but was "forced to fall" under Heisenberg's excellent threatening performance.

In this way, the players' sense of immersion will naturally be strengthened.

Wonderful! Stimulate! Adrenaline rush!

After falling from the secret passage, pew first experienced an extremely immersive life-and-death escape!

Werewolf zombies, sledgehammer village chief, falling spikes, rolling sharp knives...

One mechanism after another is exquisitely set up, and the experience is full and interlocking, making you almost breathless.

After temporarily escaping and entering the castle, the overall playability of the game is further enhanced!

Just as the player media predicted before.

The entire game content of Biochemical 8 revolves around defeating the Four Heavenly Kings and challenging the goddess Miranda to regain her daughter Rose.

But in terms of gameplay!

Golden Wind is unique and designs each level in a different style!

The first battle with "Mrs. Eight Feet" - Dimitrescu!

As soon as this session starts, players who are familiar with the biochemical series will feel a familiar breath coming to their faces!

Castles, puzzles, mechanisms, statues.

The castle style of Lady Bachi is hard not to remind people of the mansion in Biochemical 1.

You know, from Resident Evil 1 to today's Resident Evil 8, the Resident Evil series has a history of nearly thirty years.

This sense of familiarity is like an old friend who has been traveling for thirty years and is now reunited with the players.

It's gratifying, even a little moving.

On this basis, Golden Wind also adds many unique settings, which greatly enriches the freshness and playability of the game.

Just like Mrs. Bashaku's three "daughters".

Yes, the enemies in the castle are not only Madam Bachi, but also three elite monsters whom Madam calls "daughters".

The settings of these three sisters are very unique.

In terms of modeling, the three sisters completely abandoned the "elite monsters are all disgusting and weird" setting in previous biochemical works.

The facial modeling of the three sisters is very coquettish and charming, and their figures and voices are also extremely coquettish, making people very attracted to them.

In terms of ability settings, the three sisters are almost invincible - they are almost invulnerable to bullets as the insects transform into human forms.

Coupled with their unique "blood-sucking" attack method.

It is difficult for players not to take the wrong path, and there is an attitude that it is better to enjoy it than to resist—

"S-oh yeah-suck me-sss oh hey hey-"

There were bursts of unspeakable sounds in Donggua's live broadcast room.

See you at this moment.

A vampire girl was grabbing his collar, her warm and fragrant red lips close to his neck, sucking the moist scarlet blood.

The live broadcast room was filled with annoyance—

'Suck me! '

'The most outrageous episode'

'You're rushing to get blood sucked, right? Winter melon, you really deserve to die! '

'I declare that the reputation of the FPS area as timid and lustful per capita has been reversed! I would like to call it a bold act! '

'Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha'

'It's too abstract...'

'If you're not a buddy, why don't you get sucked, Ethan is almost an adult now'

'Three sisters: Brother, stop feeding me, I really can't eat anymore, come back tomorrow'

'Hahahahahahahaha I'm going to vomit laughing...'

'I'm afraid Winter Melon will die here today'

'Solemn statement: Winter melon is a personal act and has nothing to do with Ethan Winters. Please do not escalate it to steaming'

'Winter Melon Qiang can't wait to put on the hand sanitizer drip and get sucked here'

'The Dimitrescu family designates RBQ'

'Hahahahahahahahahaha...'

"Then what can I do to pinch the horse?"

Winter melon has a tough mouth:

"They fought and couldn't kill me. It's like I'm trying to escape in this castle. I can't resist, so what should I do?"

In fact, what he said was not unreasonable.

Firearms cannot cause harm to young ladies.

After all, the Three Sisters are made of flying insects.

Shooting oneself is like hitting mosquitoes with a cannon, it has no effect at all.

but!

At this time, Donggua asked the barrage, which was undoubtedly the big fool asking the second fool.

After all, during this time period, almost everyone is opening up wasteland, and the progress is very different. Everyone is exploring.

Danmaku also provides little effective help, and the answers are generally outrageous.

Some said they took the young lady to find his wife, some said they poured hand sanitizer on the young lady's head, and some even said they went to the Pingtian Mansion in the dream to find a blowtorch to give the young lady some pleasure.

"Aren't you talking nonsense..."

Winter Melon is speechless:

"Instead of blowing all the fire tubes, why don't I find a sunshine gun? I'll just kill Miranda with a thunderbolt!"

While complaining, Donggua pushed the young lady away, poured the last bottle of hand sanitizer on himself and ran away.

Behind him, the vampire lady holding a sickle was also chasing after him.

For a time, the entire corridor of the castle was filled with gunshots and Winter Melon's wail:

"Sister, stop chasing me! There's really not a drop left! It's not you..."

Bang! Bang! Bang!

"Why can't you lose any blood... Is my caliber too small...?"

Boo! Boo!

"It's useless to have such a big caliber. The spray can't even spray blood. I'll spank you..."

Bang!

As she spoke, Donggua opened the kitchen door in front of her and dove in. Then she was dumbfounded:

"Holy crap! Bad! Dead end!"

That's right!

In a panic, he unexpectedly ran into a dead end!

The small kitchen is already at the end of the corridor, and there is only a dusty stove in the center of the simple room.

Donggua turned around and dodged the young lady's sickle, then turned around and fired a shot, hoping to delay the young lady's steps, and circled the stove around the pillars of King Qin.

However!

Players who have played the Resident Evil series know that the monsters in Resident Evil will all tilt their heads.

When they are targeted, whether they are BOSS or mobs, most of them will turn their heads to avoid the gun line.

As an elite monster, the vampire lady is naturally the same.

Seeing Donggua raising his gun, the young lady instantly dwarfed.

It's so easy to die!

Follow her hiding!

Bang! Wow! !

This shot! It actually broke the large window behind her!

Woo—! !

The icy cold wind blew in from the window, carrying ice particles.

Then, a scream was heard!

The vampire lady seemed to have suffered tons of damage. She staggered two steps and let out an angry roar—

【idiot! Do you know what you are doing? ! 】

"ah?!"

Winter Melon was stunned!

Then his eyes lit up!

I wipe it! Lucky hit!

At this time, even if you are not an experienced player of Resident Evil, you can still see that the cold wave can hurt the little sister!

"Oh ho—! That's what I mean! I understand, I understand!"

As the key point is discovered, winter melon is also a blessing to the soul.

Raise the gun!

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Three shots in a row!

A big ventilation was provided directly to the kitchen!

The icy cold wind mixed with snow and gravel crazily poured into the small kitchen!

Just listen to the screams of the vampire lady!

As a desperate roar sounded - [You idiot! You will definitely - pay - the price -]

The vampire lady who was showing off her power and invincibility just now has finally turned into a lump of ice.

Immediately afterwards.

Creak—crack—

The broken ice shards were scattered all over the ground, leaving only a crystal worth a lot of money.

"Holy shit...!"

Watching the first elite monster in the game being killed by himself, Donggua felt a little unbelievable even to himself:

"This little BOSS battle is quite interesting!"

At this moment, the barrage was full of praise—

'Madam, she did a really good job in this part'

'Indeed, including the atmosphere, puzzle solving, and combat, they all feel too old-fashioned.'

"I don't believe you when you say that the old thief didn't ask Shinji Sanshang for his opinion."

"The key is to create your own style. The vampire girl Wuyang Wuyang who appeared out of nowhere is simply the reappearance of Valrid"

'Full of experience'

'The puzzles are also very interesting to solve.'

"The main playability of this generation of biochemicals is really successful. It will not scare you half to death like the seventh generation, nor will it focus too much on combat like the fourth generation. The rhythm style is very comfortable."

Immersive experience, appropriate style, rich playability, and excellent performance graphics.

Moreover, there are also ladies and ladies who appear from time to time to entertain all LSPs.

For a time, the brand-new style of Resident Evil made players marvel and shout that it was interesting.

Not only does it make old biochemistry players feel friendly, but it also makes new players thoroughly addicted.

but!

The players are enjoying themselves, but the wife can't hold it in anymore...

"Mother Goddess Miranda, I'm sorry to tell you that Ethan Winters ran away from idiot Heisenberg!"

The lady was sitting in front of the luxurious dressing table, holding a pipe in one hand and the phone in the other, trying her best to suppress her anger.

Annoying!

She has never seen such a tough "insect"!

Not only did he wander around in his castle, he even killed his three precious "daughters"!

What is intolerable is unbearable.

Mrs. Bachi reported the situation to the mother goddess Miranda and prepared to kill Ethan herself.

As everyone knows!

at the same time!

Just outside her window, a pair of eyes were observing her every move.

"As expected of you, madam, this dressing table... tsk tsk... is really big!"

The corners of Yingshu's mouth almost reached the base of his ears.

That's right.

At this moment, he was squatting under the lady's window, spying on her every move.

[Exciting] bullet screens are all over the screen—

'Lady Sego'

'Madam...my lady...hehe...'

'The pigeon steps on the polo and the turtle carries the barber shop'

'Resident Evil's most charming BOSS deserves the title'

'That's it for today's Resident Evil game! Browser! start up! '

'I finally understand, there is no normal barrage in this level'

'Can you blame the brothers? The old thief has ulterior motives! '

'I can only say that it makes sense for this game to be 18+…'

The barrage was chattering.

But the elegant lady sitting in front of the dressing table was extremely angry at the moment!

"...Why do you know?"

The lady shook her head:

"Because he is in my castle, and my daughters can't deal with him! I will find him, and then—"

Before the lady finished speaking, she was interrupted by Miranda on the other end of the phone.

The lady paused for a moment.

Then, he nodded and took a deep breath:

"Yes, of course I know the importance of the ceremony...Okay, Mother Goddess Miranda, I will not let you down..."

Gada.

The phone hangs up.

For a moment, there was deathly silence in the room.

And in just two seconds!

call-!

The lady suddenly stood up, lifted the dressing table, and slammed it against the door!

Bang! Wow! !

"Fuck the ceremony!"

The lady smashed the dressing table to the ground and smashed it to pieces. She was obviously very dissatisfied with Miranda's order!

"I must! Make that bitch! Pay the price!"

After that, the lady walked away angrily.

And Yingshu, who had witnessed everything, also took a breath:

"S-S Guoyi!"

Madam, you are so energetic!

You know, that big dressing table is covered with brass.

For most people, let alone moving, it takes some effort to even move.

But the lady just picked it up and smashed it.

It is really a natural divine power.

While saying this, Hideki quietly climbed into the window.

He had long noticed the keys hanging next to the wall lamp in the corner.

If I could get the key to the madam's room, I wouldn't be able to run amok in the entire castle.

salad-

Gently taking off the key and putting it into the extrdimensional backpack, Hideki began to pull up the chest of drawers in the room to see if there were any supplies and ammunition.

Good luck.

I picked up a box of bullets and some money, and I guess I can go to Fat Brother's merchant to upgrade the weapons.

"Let's go, there's nothing left."

Said let's go.

Hideki turned around and pushed the door open.

However, as soon as the door opened.

"Hey! Holy shit!"

A scream sounded!

He saw a huge white figure standing at the door waiting for him!

And the next second, Hideki felt his body light up!

"Yeah-!!"

call-!

The madam's cold hands squeezed his neck tightly and actually lifted him up from the ground!

The tone was full of viciousness:

"Shameless scum! Sneak into my house to steal my things, and touch my daughters with your dirty hands! You bitch!!"

Talk!

Just hear a loud bang!

Yingshu felt his back go numb!

Immediately afterwards, the wooden floor beneath him made a cracking sound!

Click—! !

This time, Madam smashed through the floor and threw him directly into the dark basement!

"F-fuck-"

This fall knocked Hideki to pieces.

Although in order to ensure user safety, the somatosensory cabin controls pain within a reasonable range at the sensory level.

But the effect of this performance is undoubtedly extremely shocking.

Thrashing, pounding, weightlessness, falling.

With the help of augmented reality and second-generation full-sensory assistance, the complex somatosensory performance will appear every detail, which is heart-stopping.

So much so that Yingshu stayed on the ground for five seconds before he got up with difficulty.

But before he could take a rest, he heard his wife's voice coming from the basement entrance again.

run.

In this aspect of challenging the Dimitrescu family, the old thief obviously used a lot of puzzle-solving and mechanical elements in the design.

To create a full sense of crisis, the main task of the players is to find a way out of the castle by unlocking various mechanisms while being chased and intercepted by BOSS.

But now, leaving the castle is very close.

Although the basement is very convoluted, it also creates sufficient space for Hideki and his wife to deal with.

After a lot of twists and turns.

Finally, Hideki came to a door.

The structure of this gate is almost identical to the gate structure he encountered when he first wanted to enter the castle.

The same mottled metal door and the same style of pull rod on the wall.

Yingshu knew that as long as he pushed the lever up, the gate would open automatically.

There is no decryption and no key required.

It is the easiest door in biochemistry.

Crunch—

Hideki put his hand on it and pushed the lever hard.

The iron gate seemed to have not been activated for a long time, and it was a bit difficult to push it.

"Yeah - open it for me -"

Hideki exerted all his strength and pushed the lever upward.

However, just at the moment when the creaking lever was about to be pushed to the end!

bass!

suddenly!

Yingshu only heard the sound of a blade cutting through the air, and at the same time a cold light flashed in front of him!

Madam didn't know when she appeared beside him!

Just a little bit wrong!

However, in the blink of an eye, Hideki felt that his left arm pushing the lever had lost all feeling from half of his forearm to the fingertips of his left hand!

And the next second!

squeak - squeak -

Yingshu watched helplessly as his left arm began to separate and break...

In the end, only one left hand was left hanging on the lever!

"Qiaodou...Qiaodou sack..."

Yingshu's eyes were filled with fear and astonishment for an instant!

The huge shock even made him freeze in place!

until-

puff-! !

Dripping blood spurted out, accompanied by his tragic screams, which echoed through the basement:

"Hand-! My hand-!!"

"Oh my god, my hand is gone?! Huh?!"

Pure Black's whole body is in bad shape!

His arm is still connected to his body, but his left hand is already hanging on the lever!

The live broadcast room exploded instantly—

'ah? ? ? ? ? ? '

'What the **** is this…she…huh? ? ? '

'Left-hand-'

'woc this is too outrageous! Just buy it! '

'It's so numb brother! Even if you are 18+, there is no need to do this! '

'Ethan's troubled left hand...'

"Originally, only three fingers were left after one bite, but now, they are all gone."

'Damn it... What kind of grudge does the old thief have against Shou... This is so torturous...'

'The plot is developing in a strange direction again'

'I'm all dumbfounded! '

"No! Hey! My hands, damn—!"

Here, the barrage was full of exclamations.

In the basement of the castle, Pure Black screamed again and again.

Madam's speed is so fast!

Even before his scream could reach the ground, the sharp claw blade came again!

"I go-"

Pure Black ducked out of the way, and without any time to complain, he covered his wound and started to run away in the opposite direction!

Although it was obvious that this door was the right way out of the basement of the castle, Mrs. Nai was too close. He had to get rid of her first and then push the lever!

Ttttt

The sound of the lady's high heels followed closely, lingering behind Pure Black like a death knell.

The basement is very messy, and the architectural style is repetitive and stereotyped.

It can be said that when the average player reaches this point, it is impossible to return to the door without walking around the basement three or five times.

But who is a pure black person?

The king of finding your way in horror games! Spokesperson for Lao Ma Zhitu! Known as the player of the horror game human GPS!

The more panicked you are, the more powerful this passive skill becomes!

Just listen to the pure black screams in the basement filled with tears:

"Stop chasing, stop chasing..."

"Why is this game the same as his Meow's Escape..."

"I really can't stand it anymore. Where am I going..."

"This way, it seems to be this way, I don't care..."

"Wow...Sister, please stop chasing me..."

He sounded extremely panicked.

But in the midst of this series of screams.

He followed him three times and five times in less than a minute!

The door appeared in front of him again!

Rolling and crawling!

Pure Black rushed to the door, took his severed limb, and then pushed the lever with all his strength:

"Hey - open the door - na -!"

Caron—!

As the door slowly opened, the lady behind him also approached him. The blade in her hand reflected an ominous aura under the dim light!

【You trash! Scum! Insignificant mortal! 】

[Sooner or later I will tear you into pieces! ! 】

The madam's roar echoed in the basement for a long time.

Pure Black, however, had already sat on the ancient elevator platform and was temporarily out of Madam's pursuit.

He was lying on the ground, breathing heavily, blood flowing from his left arm, and holding his severed limb in his right hand.

However.

Right now.

A guide appeared in the UI when he looked at the severed limb—

【Use disinfectant】

Pure black:? —

PS: Two in one, there will be another chapter later.

(End of chapter)

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