Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What the Hell is Titanfall? Chapter 405

Chapter 405 Newton's coffin can no longer hold it!

Awesome.

It's simply unprecedented! Eternally awesome! Shockingly awesome!

The awesome thing about it is that it will make you marvel in disbelief that this is actually a game released at this year's Gamescom with the IP of Lord of the Rings!

At this moment!

Almost all the media who have made "worth looking forward to" evaluations of this game are all stupid!

I even began to doubt my own experience and judgment in my ten years of working in the industry!

The Lord of the Rings IP costs $500 million!

You said that its quality is completely insufficient for the development cost, and is it as bug-prone as "Yexia Island"?

Not really!

Because from the perspective of industrial quality, whether it is the light and shadow presentation in the game or the dark and dense mountains, the expressiveness and fidelity of the picture are very high!

"That is to say!"

SLGamers deputy editor Laye grabbed his sparse hair in disbelief, his eyes filled with question marks:

"Whether it's the inexplicable automatic adsorption and modeling gaps, or the design that Gulu's 'assassination' in person will not trigger the alarm, it's all done intentionally by Yunwei!"

"This is actually a feature of their game! Feature?!"

"What the hell—?"

"they are…"

"...Are they a bunch of **** schizophrenic patients? How else would they create such an evil protagonist?"

Similarly, at this moment, Hank, the editor of Hummingbird Games, was also making a sharp blast:

"I felt something was wrong from the moment they chose the protagonist Gollum,"

"Although Gollum is very well-known as a character throughout The Lord of the Rings,"

"But hasn't this guy always been the most despicable, darkest, and disgusting character in The Lord of the Rings?!"

"I actually thought that they would differentiate the two personalities of Gollum and Smeag like in "Fight Club" and compete with each other to reflect Gollum's only conscience and dark and despicable struggle,"

"result!"

"H-Crab! What the **** kind of **** did I experience?"

"How does Cornick understand that what players want to experience is the inner struggle and struggle of a split personality,"

"Instead of fucking! Immersive! Play! One! Noisy and annoying! Pointless! Paranoid and weird!"

"Neuropathy!"

"This is just fucking-"

"Crime! Fucking crime! I reported the **** Cornick for electronic lynching on me!"

Ergoujun, the editor-in-chief of Bonfire Games, roared in the live broadcast room:

"This is a platform jumping design from the beginning of this century. If Sekiro knew he was being compared to this thing, he would have to be killed by Kornick!"

"What a comparison! What a comparison!"

"That setting of lying on the ground like a dog forever and only looking up at the sky is very similar to the state of Cornick when he was a dog for Vivendi!"

"That shit-like edge adsorption judgment is like Schrödinger's mother, who is always in a superposition of life and death!"

"There is no warning, the climbing point is clearly right in front of you but you can't find it at all. It makes me feel like Cornick personally put his mother's ashes into the milk powder can and then forced the player to take the ashes from Sift out the milk powder!"

"This is not a game! This is a transnational fraud!"

"If the American five-star general MacArthur were still alive, he would definitely comment-"

"Give him a Ring and he will give you a schizophrenic Gollum."

"Give him a cost of 500 million, and he will give you a pile of flying defense."

In the live broadcast room, pew, who did not participate in the Cologne exhibition this time, played the role of MacArthur in the live broadcast room, holding a pipe and saying:

"I thought my lie about getting the soldiers home before Christmas was outrageous enough,"

"I never expected that the president of the world's largest comprehensive game manufacturer would be even more powerful,"

"He actually called this mosaic a 'game' and even classified it as a 'platform jumping game',"

"Compared to this, Golden Wind's SamGu has to give in three points,"

"Because Cornick is the real psychopath. Rather than saying that "Gulu" is the conflict between the two personalities of Smeg and Gollum, it is better to say that it is a multiple-choice question for the players-"

"There are two chairs in front of you. One has a pile of answers on it, and the other has a big dick. You must sit on one of the chairs and eat the food on the other chair."

"He is the genius of torture, the inventor of electronic torture, and the true six-star general!"

Exploded!

Good news: The reputation of "Lord of the Rings: Gollum" is booming!

Bad news: The reputation of "Lord of the Rings: Gollum" is exploded!

This 3S-level work derived from the world-famous IP "handled by Kaunike himself" relies on its overwhelming publicity, as well as the same platform jumping design, unsincere detail optimization, bizarre protagonist settings, and incompetent and confused AI. Logic, as well as the deliberate jump judgment and the ten-hour official extra game process!

Within just half an hour of Gamescom, it topped the red and black game lists of various media outlets!

"First experience score 1/10!" Simon, the editor-in-chief of SNG, bluntly stated that '1 point is only the limit of scoring, not the limit of Gulu'”

"Violent Complaint!" The well-known Twitch game anchor pew Rui commented on Gulu! 》

"Don't imitate others?" What kind of work does Cornick, who intends to imitate Sam's personal control of the game, bring? 》

"I thought Yexia Island was already invincible! Whose general is this Gulu? 》

"Shocking!" The widely anticipated score for 'Lord of the Rings Gollum' is generally no more than 2/10! 》

There was an uproar!

actually!

If "The Lord of the Rings: Gollum" had not been authorized by such a well-known IP, there would not have been overwhelming publicity, and there would not have been nearly unanimous evaluations worth looking forward to by all media.

No matter how bad it is, it will never suffer such an uproar.

but!

It has accomplished all the announcements mentioned above, and it has done so in a big way!

I've made a thousand miles! Made a great success!

From Ireland to Khitan, no one knows it, no one knows it!

From the stock price to the market value, it has risen crazily and reached new highs!

This feeling is like a world-renowned group company announcing that it will develop an unprecedented product, and then presenting a whole bunch of defenses (physics) under great expectations!

Angry is no longer enough to describe the mood of all media followers! Unbelievable and unbelievable will be their only emotions at this moment!

A sensational collapse, starting from this moment, is spreading to the entire gaming circle!

The collapse of word-of-mouth and the overwhelming abuse are the most insignificant consequences of this horrific accident!

The real horrific consequence is that Yunwei's market value growth that just set a record is evaporating crazily at a speed visible to the naked eye...

And this time!

While the outside world is still in a state of anxiety and chaos!

Dream is fighting a tree.

The square sun hangs in the sky, and irregular rectangular clouds float by.

The water beside the lake is sparkling, and the grass underfoot is lush and lush.

The years are quiet.

Only the sound of knocking on wood sounded rhythmically in the dream world.

to be honest!

Dream actually doesn't know what to do now.

As soon as he entered the game, he was born in a hilly landform, surrounded by mountains, water, and woods.

The backpack grid in the UI interface is blank.

On the upper left side of the backpack grid are ten pixel-style red hearts, representing blood volume.

On the upper right is a string of ten small hams in a pixelated style, which is his satiety level.

Gone.

that's it.

Although Dream is still a little uncomfortable with this somatosensory cabin pixel style, it opened the game's own creative workshop and loaded a series of high-definition and light and shadow texture packs, which improved the picture to a stunning level.

but!

The interface UI is still the same.

So, based on his game experience and intuition, Dream decided to try digging out the wood first:

"I don't know if it can be dug like this. At the beginning of Stardew Valley, at least there were tips from Mayor Lewis and a beginner's tool kit. This game actually has nothing..."

Bo!

Just talking!

Suddenly, I heard a soft crisp sound!

Dream watched helplessly as a section of the tree trunk in front of him was dug out by himself, and a piece of wood was automatically sucked into his backpack.

Then!

There's no after that.

The tree stump was still stuck on the ground blankly, with a section of space in the middle, and above it was the canopy suspended in the air.

"ah???"

Dream was stunned for a full two seconds and made a sound unique to Golden Wind players.

Brother, are you just... so... dangling?

Dream tentatively reached out and swiped at the oak tree's gap.

No problem, it's not a bug, he has indeed dug up that section of tree trunk.

And his brother Shu is indeed suspended in the air like this, standing erect.

The live broadcast room is full of question marks—

'this? ah? '

'Why doesn't it fall? Didn't bear any force? Gravity no longer exists? '

'no? Hahahahahaha, I have so many questions! '

'Stop laughing! Come and help me! Newton's coffin board can no longer hold it down! '

'Don't ask, asking is the nature of the game'

'Don't tell me, this is really a special feature, it just... can... make blocks levitate...'

'What a fool! Suddenly I had an idea! Since the blocks can levitate, wouldn't it be possible to build a floating city? '

'Oh haha…it's interesting'

'This setting... is quite golden...'

'Too rude...'

Dream was shocked.

The audience was also shocked!

After all, even in the most rudimentary games, the models are usually stressed.

A big tree will fall down when it is cut down, and the physical model suspended in the air will fall to the ground.

This is common sense!

but!

Minecraft just violates this common sense and allows the blocks to float independently in the air!

"It's just... quite unexpected..."

Dream is also quite dumbfounded.

As he spoke, he took out the piece of wood he had just picked up:

"So what's the use of this wood, what should I do..."

"oh-!!"

Follow the dream to put the log into the small space of the heads-up display UI interface!

Four planks transformed from logs appeared.

And when Dream, with the mentality of giving it a try, filled four squares with four wooden boards!

A square workbench was magically put together in this way!

Dream's wonderful adventure begins from this small workbench...

(End of chapter)

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