Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What the Hell is Titanfall? Chapter 390

Chapter 390 Xiangzi Simulator: From Nothing to Deep Debt

This is really a game about driving a big car!

As soon as he entered the game, Hao Xianming felt bad!

no?

Are you serious?

To know!

What exhibition is this?

Europa Interactive Entertainment Exhibition, or simply call it Europa Racing Game Exhibition is not an exaggeration!

From this experience, nine out of ten games are about racing, and almost all games are either racing or on the road to racing.

This is the collision of speed and passion, and it is also a place where the passionate engine roars!

As for the manufacturer Fury Flame, it is even more representative of Chinese racing games!

However!

In such an environment, under the blessing of such a label!

They actually made a game about racing big cars? !

Hao Xianming was really confused.

As many gamers and water friends have said, in fact, at the beginning, Hao Xianming also thought that the "European Truck" jointly launched by Golden Wind and Fury Flame was the kind of truck with a modified front, which can be used on the established track. Among the hot racing games, what stands out is a combination of power and beauty. It is a game where heavy machinery and crazy speed collide.

result!

After some understanding, what kind of combination of power and beauty, what kind of collision of heavy machinery and crazy speed.

Not at all!

Some are just the combination of trucks and containers, as well as the collision of long highways and timed freight orders!

As the name suggests, the core gameplay of Ouka is for players to play as a truck driver, traveling across the European continent with numerous countries and delivering goods.

At the beginning of the game, players will be given a garage that serves as the company's headquarters.

However, all you have is a garage, and the game will not be as you think. In the next time, you can be the boss with peace of mind, become bigger and stronger and create greater glory.

After all, you don't have any money these days, and a garage alone won't create any monetary income.

Therefore, working has become the only source of income for players at this stage.

You need to browse business orders in various cities, make money by driving large vehicles, upgrade your skills to get a freight license, and combine this with a bank loan to buy your own vehicle.

After that, by slowly accumulating wealth, buying more trucks, and hiring other drivers to pull goods, he completed the transformation from a laborer to a boss.

At the same time, after you accumulate wealth to a certain extent, you can buy more garages, acquire more trucks, hire more drivers, and eventually cover every corner of Europe with your logistics empire.

This is the most basic gameplay logic of the game.

In fact, to some extent, Hao Xianming couldn't even define it as a driving game when he first saw it.

It's actually more like a business simulation game.

After all, how can a game about slowly driving a truck compare with the control and driving feel of a racing game?

but!

This first impression was completely shattered in just five minutes—

When Hao Xianming got into the cab of the Scania heavy truck, he was shocked by the spacious and comfortable cabin of the truck cab!

Since large trucks usually travel long distances, they can range from hundreds of kilometers to thousands of kilometers.

So a comfortable driving position is very necessary.

In addition, even the dazzling array of buttons on the dashboard also dazzled him.

Hao Xianming was a little glad that he chose the novice mode instead of the **** mode.

Otherwise, the buttons and control switches on the dashboard alone would be enough to give him a headache for a while.

After some simple tidying up!

"It's okay from...Faboni to Marseille. It doesn't seem too far."

The first business order that Hao Xianming received in his life was to transport a cart of cabbage from the eastern city of Fauni in Gaul to the port of Marseille in the southeast, a distance of 211 kilometers.

The cargo box has been hung up, and as Hao Xianming started the car, he heard a powerful roar of the engine!

Buzz —

Strong!

Hao Xianming put the gear into gear and started the truck!

The car moved forward slowly, and the electric door of the factory ahead opened automatically.

Tick tock…tick tock…tick tock…

The comfortable sound of the turn signal sounds in the quiet car.

According to the navigation display on the electronic screen, he needed to go out and turn left, then pass two intersections and then get on the highway.

"Haha I'm so tall,"

Hao Mingming, who had experienced driving a lot of low-riding racing cars along the way, was obviously very new to the driving experience of heavy trucks. He looked around and said with a smile:

"Don't tell me, this slow feeling is really strange,"

"But that's all. The viewing angle is higher, the driving position is more comfortable, and the instruments and consoles are more complicated,"

"As for the extra experience while driving, I really haven't felt it..."

Boom!

Here, Hao Xianming hasn't finished speaking yet!

I heard the car body shake and a muffled sound!

"Fuck!"

Hao Xianming was excited and quickly stepped on the brakes!

He owned a car himself, so he immediately judged that he must have hit something, or someone had rear-ended him.

Turn around and take a look!

The “driving experience” is here—

His cargo box destroyed the automatic door of the factory.

As we all know!

Because of their small size and flexible turning, small vehicles can pass through small turns in most situations.

But big trucks are different!

The front of the heavy truck itself is large, and with the trailer cargo box at the back, the overall length is more than ten or even dozens of meters!

And what comes with such a huge car length is naturally the cumbersomeness of turning!

"ah…"

Hao Xianming stuck his head out of the car window, looked at the scene of his accident, and fell into awkward contemplation.

The barrage was full of joyful laughter—

'Hahahahahaha, it's so real'

"If you die before leaving the army, it's right"

"It's money I haven't earned, so I'll pay for the automatic door first."

'Xiangzi Simulator: Let you go from having nothing to being heavily in debt'

'Hahahahahahahaha Xiangzi simulator is too stupid...'

"The truck has to make a big bend. If you turn like this, you will be like Fang Tian Hua Ji, the main one is to sweep thousands of troops."

'High EQ: Fang Tian painted a halberd and swept through thousands of troops; low EQ: you drove a halberd'

''Driving Experience''

'Just tell me if you have any experience'

"no!"

And here, after Hao Xianming thought for five seconds, he also laughed stupidly at himself:

"Then I...I'll pour it down?"

Talking!

Hao Xianming put the reverse gear on.

Drop - drop - drop -

As the sound of reversing sounded, Hao Xianming tried to get the car out of trouble.

Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, and squeak.

Hao Xianming watched helplessly as the manufacturer's automatic door got hung up on his own cargo box and became more and more rotten, just like a drop of ink accidentally thrown on the wall and became more and more smeared.

"Hey-oh-don't-tsk-oh-"

Hao Xianming only felt that his troubles seemed to be getting worse. While screaming, he tried to turn the steering wheel back to try to keep the cargo box away from the automatic door.

However!

The reversing of heavy trucks and large cargo is no better than that of small cars.

Since the connecting tow hook exists in the form of a shaft, the steering of the front of the car sometimes adversely affects the reversing route of the cargo box.

At this moment, the cargo box seemed to have its own consciousness. It was clear that Hao Xianming was turning to the right and wanted to reverse to the right, but the cargo box twisted crazily to the left.

Boom!

Another vibration came!

This time, the **** of the container hit the factory railing, bending it.

hiss-! !

Hao Xianming suffered cardiopulmonary arrest and his pupils shrank!

The live broadcast room was even more hilarious -

'What a great job Daming! You came here to demolish the factory, right? '

'Hahahahahahahahaha I can't live without laughing...'

'Da Ming: No one can escape today! '

'This manufacturer is also in bad luck with such a stall owner'

'The disaster seems to be getting bigger and bigger hahahahahaha'

'It feels like watching Mr. Bean'

'Too rude hahahahaha…'

'You're sweating profusely, brother! '

'Hahahahahaha...'

"No, no, no! Wait a minute! Tsk! Hey! Stop laughing and help me!"

Hao Xianming was really sweating profusely now.

Why doesn't this **** truck reverse the way you want?

There is quite a sense of rebellion that you ask me to go east and I will go west, and you ask me to chase the dog but chase the chicken.

"Grandma, I still don't believe it..."

Grit your teeth and stamp your feet!

Hao Xianming shifted into forward gear and wanted to adjust the direction of the car's front.

Just now, the front of his car was facing left, and the right helm was full and the cargo box was tilting to the left.

This time, he planned to change the direction and make the front of the car face right. With the left helm full, the cargo box should probably tip to the right.

Ding-ding-ding-ding! There was a loud crash... bang!

There was a suffocating scratching and collision sound!

Hao Xianming felt that his scalp was numb!

After finally turning the front of the car around, he looked back and saw that the three or two fences that he had just knocked over had now been knocked over.

Oh shit! fall!

Hao Xianming gritted his teeth and stamped his feet.

As the saying goes, if you have too many lice, don't worry if you have too many debts!

Anyway, he's already in big trouble, so he doesn't care about this anymore!

Thinking!

Hao Xianming put the reverse gear on and stepped on the accelerator!

Zhizhi—bang!

Admittedly, this time the cargo box did move to the right as he wanted, but maybe the steering wheel was turned too full.

The cargo box retreated directly in an almost L-shaped posture, and crashed into the front of another truck in the parking space next to it.

Deathly silence!

Hao Xianming's live broadcast room fell into a dead silence for half a minute!

then!

Just then, I heard a wild laughter rising from the somatosensory cabin!

"Hahaha! It's fun! Haha, it's so fun!"

Zhizhi—

Bang!

"This game is so fun and exciting haha!"

Ding! when!

"It's so fun to drive a big car, hahaha! Ah, Wuhu—"

Boom! boom!

There was a rush...

Seeing Hao Xianming swinging right on the spot and activating the violent mode, he seemed to be just like me and drove Scania into a rampaging momentum like Optimus Prime!

The audience was going crazy with laughter!

'Just put it in the air hahahahaha…'

'It's crazy to play...'

'Let's put it this way, if Megatron and Optimus Prime fight here, it might not be so miserable.'

'Hahahahahahahaha that's so insulting...'

'Lin Xiao, now...'

'What we are saying is that if the electric door had been wiped open and forced to open, the manufacturer would have only lost one electric door.'

'Da Ming is a kind of commercial spy, he came here to demolish factories.'

'Hahahahahahahahahahaha'

finally!

After killing one electric door, one fence, two front cars, and one container!

A broken truck pulling cabbage finally left the messy vegetable factory and turned crookedly onto the road.

However.

It was less than half a kilometer away.

laugh-

A sound of frustration was heard.

Overwhelmed, Scania finally breathed its last and lay motionless on the road.

Hao Xianming stared blankly at the fault warning lights flashing like marquees on the dashboard for five seconds.

Finally he smiled softly, shook his head, and took a deep breath:

"I-"

"Open your @￥#%@#￥! I'm so %@#￥*&!"

"I'm playing with you*#￥%@#!!"

"Delete files! Restart!"

“If I don't find someone to open the factory order this time, I will be my grandson—!!”

"roll-!!"

(End of chapter)

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