Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What The Hell Is Titanfall?
/ Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What the Hell is Titanfall? Chapter 349
Chapter 349 Villa is online! I seem to have some ideas...
People are inappropriate.
The eggs are picked up randomly.
The game must be won.
Amidst the scoldings of all the 'bastards'!
In the end, Ayin beat the crowd with 13 Easter eggs and deservedly became the overlord of this year's Easter Egg Festival in Stardew Valley!
"Oh! We are so awesome!"
A Yin and his cousin celebrated with joy.
However, just as the two were celebrating, they heard a click and the door of A Yin's live broadcast room suddenly opened.
"...Wait a minute, cousin,"
A Yin paused the game, and then heard his voice far away from the microphone:
"What's wrong Nana?"
"You haven't finished broadcasting today, it's half past twelve." Nana's voice sounded in the room.
"Ah, it's not over yet, what are you doing?"
A Yin nodded and asked.
Nana chuckled softly: "It's okay, I just came over to see you. Then the child and I will go to bed first."
"Guys, please go to bed first," A Yin waved his hand: "I'll be down in a moment."
a while.
As we all know, generally speaking, the definition of "a while" is about a few minutes, or the time of a cigarette, or the time of a meal, in short it will not be too long.
but!
If this person is playing Stardew Valley and he says he'll do something 'in a moment', then be careful.
Because his moment is most likely the moment on the giant wave star in "Interstellar".
In fact, this is not A Yin's fault.
After all, there are too many things in Stardew Valley that require him to be busy.
The strawberries at home have just been planted, and one seed costs one hundred yuan. I have to see the profit, right?
The day after tomorrow is Haili's birthday. She is also very beautiful, and she is still the most beautiful girl in town. I have to go and pay a visit, right?
It is said that Kemeiwangdi Supermarket recently went to Pierre's father-in-law's grocery store to promote membership. I have to repair the community center quickly, right?
Oh, by the way, I also asked Robin to help build the chicken coop. I have to supervise the work tomorrow and buy some chicks.
In addition, my cousin said that he found a small puddle when he went to the mine and was going to try fishing. According to him, the aquatic products in different waters are different.
Also, I saw two children, Jaz and Vincent, at the entrance of the sewer this morning. They said that the key to the sewer is in the hands of Professor Gunther of the museum. That means there are also plots in the sewer that can be explored. I have to find a way. Go in and take a look.
There are so many things waiting for me to do!
So many places waiting for me to explore!
Let's not say we'll explore it all in one night, at least we'll do everything we can!
Ever since!
A Yin's 'a while' turned into—
"Wait for a while and then we'll pour the water..."
"We'll get off when Robin comes later..."
"We'll plant it after the seedlings come out..."
"We'll buy some chickens later..."
"Yeah, there's a carriage selling high-end goods today. I'll take a look at it later. I'll get off after seeing it..."
"Hey, it's raining today. Let's go out after my cousin finishes fishing..."
"Tsk...just wait a little longer..."
"Wait a minute..."
finally!
As Nana pushed open A Yin's door again, an incredible soft scream suddenly sounded in the live broadcast room:
"Brother!! It's half past three!! What are you doing? You haven't done it yet? Didn't you say you would do it later?!"
"ah?"
When the voice came, A Yin also trembled:
"What time...fuck, it's three-thirty?!"
He looked at his wife who looked surprised and even a little annoyed, and then looked at the Stardew Valley calendar on the screen.
After a long awkward silence, A Yin opened his mouth and said somewhat coquettishly:
"But...the Flower Dance Festival is tomorrow. I'll leave after this event. How about...a...wait a little longer?"
"I'm waiting for your grandson—!!"
Hahahahahaha…
It was hilarious!
The water friends in the live broadcast room were all stunned with laughter:
'Redefine [later]'
'This is a three-hour wait'
'Yin Li [First Class] = three hours'
'This game is too time-killing'
'It's so magical, hahahahahahahaha, it feels like there are things going on every day and I'll never be finished'
'The Flower Dance Festival is a unique feature of Stardew Valley, so you must participate'
'It's bad, the old thief has now not only murdered my wallet, but also started to murder my time'
"I know why this game doesn't have a somatosensory cabin. I guess it's because I'm afraid that someone will spend their whole life in a somatosensory cabin..."
'Hahahahahahahaha it's hard to disagree'
'Damn it, if Nana hadn't told the time, I wouldn't have noticed it's half past three! '
'Wait a minute? Half past three? If I remember correctly...tomorrow is Tuesday, right? '
'ah? '
'Fuck… trough…'
'Huh? Why don't my friends who have to go to work tomorrow laugh? Is it because you don't like to laugh? '
'It's over! Grass! We have a project meeting tomorrow—! ! '
Kill the time demon!
As the saying goes, you don't know if you don't play, but you'll be shocked if you play!
None of the players expected that Stardew Valley, which most of them had not noticed before, could be so magical!
Farming and logging, livestock breeding, exploring and mining, participating in festivals, pursuing lovers...
This is like a pixelated paradise!
From the moment you swing the hoe, you will be dazzled by the colorful ways to play that it can't do, one after another, which is dazzling and magical!
Yes!
magic!
After all, this is a parallel world!
Before Stardew Valley, no one could think of playing a game like this, and no one could think that a game based on farming could be so interesting and addictive!
This is a completely new type of game.
This is an unprecedented new gaming experience.
Players seem to have no words to describe it except calling it 'magical'!
Even Simon, SNG's chief evaluation editor, tweeted the next day—
[...I originally wanted to do a review on this game because it is so fascinating! But when I came back to my senses, I found that I couldn't give a score because I had no basis! This is a brand new game type, even Golden Wind has never launched such an amazing game! This... I can only say one thing - it is so interesting that it seems magical! ! 】
"...So much so that I was kept playing until four in the morning. I'm sorry, boss."
this day!
Wearing a pair of black-rimmed glasses, Fang Ge stood staggeringly in the office. Against the background of the black-rimmed glasses, his dark circles seemed to get darker, as if he was about to faint and sleep to death in the next second. .
"Sit down first, sit down and say, you are going to collapse..."
The man sitting at the desk was about thirty-six or seventeen years old. As he spoke, he took off his work badge from his neck and placed it on the table, sighing helplessly.
The work sign placed on the table reflects the clear sky outside the window. The orange-red LOGO on it is an abstract pattern, a bit like a cut mango.
Below, the milky-white characters display the man's position and name—[Mango Comprehensive View 7th Project Department]
【minister】
【Yuan Quan】
Mango TV, which was established in May last year, is now one and a half years old.
As a comprehensive video website affiliated with Mango TV, Mango Variety TV focuses on self-made variety shows and satellite TV drama broadcasts, among which self-made variety shows are the top priority of the entire platform.
As of the beginning of this year, under the leadership of General Manager Wu Mengxing, Mango Variety TV has created six major variety show project teams, such as "Please Take Care of Your Refrigerator", "My Wife's Romantic Travel", "Chinese Restaurant", etc., all of which have received good response and are booming. .
Just last month, the seventh project department headed by Yuan Quan was also established.
The task given to Yuan Quan by the general manager is also very simple -
[Open a new type of self-made variety show to enrich its variety show categories]
The tasks are simple and difficult.
To this end, the team has met and discussed more than once, and the department is under great pressure.
This morning's project meeting was to report to General Manager Wu on their two recent variety shows, which are a talent show and a travel talk variety show.
result!
Never imagined.
This report, which was not outstanding in the first place, became even more irritating when Fangge fell asleep in the conference room.
As the general manager, Wu Mengxing definitely couldn't scold Fangge directly, so naturally it was Yuan Quan who took the blame.
And Fangge also knew that he was 'sinful'.
No, the boss just came back from the general manager in disgrace, and he came to apologize.
"...I'm so...sorry, boss...for causing you to be scolded..."
Fangge is really sorry.
Yuan Quan is about ten years older than him, he is low-key and gentle, and he takes good care of everyone in the group.
Now, because I openly fell asleep at the project meeting, I was scolded for nothing.
Fangge was naturally extremely guilty.
"Hey - forget it, let's change the story, we can't do this again,"
Yuan Quan looked at Fang Ge's embarrassed look, sighed softly, and then waved his hand to indicate that it was okay:
"After all, our top priority now is not to discuss whether we should sleep during the meeting,"
"It's about presenting a new variety show to the leaders,"
"If you can take it out, let alone sleeping during a meeting, you can go directly to Mr. Wu's office and sleep without getting scolded,"
"If you can't take it out, you just won't sleep. Should we still be scolded? It's just a different reason."
Yuan Quan spoke slowly and calmly, but every word was precise and straight to the point.
It's a market economy.
Whoever can come up with new ideas, create new flowers, and get more advertising fees is the boss in the company, and even the general manager must be polite.
otherwise.
That's bullshit, just wait and be scolded.
"What about our two variety show formats...?"
Fangge rubbed his eyes and asked weakly.
Yuan Quan shook his head and said bluntly:
"No, the show is too old, and the travel talk show collided with "Wife's Romantic Travel", and Mr. Wu rejected them all."
"ah…"
Hearing this, Fangge sighed and clicked his tongue in embarrassment.
As a member of the seventh project department, Fang Ge usually works in the planning team.
The previous two planning projects were drafted and submitted by him and his team members.
He is one of the pioneer members of the team, a commando, and one of the architects of the program.
Now that the project has been PASSed and needs to be re-drafted, this work has the most direct relationship with him.
For a while.
Fangge fell into deep thought.
However.
Just as the two of them bowed their heads in silence.
Ding dong.
Suddenly, a cell phone beep sounded.
Fangge took out his mobile phone and looked down.
I saw a special attention notification on my phone—
[Golden Wind V: Let me introduce you to a new friend—@星dewvalley Resort Villa! Yes! Our first surrounding physical real estate project will be launched next week! Want to experience the life of Stardew Valley when the sun rises and the sun sets? Want to get away from the hustle and bustle of the city and enjoy a moment of peace and quiet? Start here! (Attachment: Ordering experience link)]
ah? ? ?
Fangge was stunned and made the voice of a Golden Wind player.
WTF?
Stardew Valley...resort? !
Damn it! !
In order to prevent himself from making mistakes, Fangge read it three more times, and even clicked on the comments below to check carefully -
'Holy shit! What an awesome little scalper! Is there a real-life Stardew Valley? '
'no? Villa? ah? Did you build a villa? '
'Who said before that there is no somatosensory cabin version? Who said that? Now you understand why! They really did it! '
'I'll blanch it! I just clicked on the link and took a look, and all I can say is...it's so **** restored! ! '
'Hahahaha! It actually starts with cleaning the house! Absolutely amazing! '
'No...I...with all due respect, I kind of want to go...'
'no! He is not a simple worker like you think! It can exchange workload for ingredients or meals! '
'Then you pay for the work and you're not paying for food and lodging? ? ? '
'Hahahahaha, that's what it seems like…'
'No...I...I'm sorry, everyone, I'm addicted to Stardew Valley. I really want to go...'
'One thing to say is that he only has 500 yuan, and the three houses can accommodate five to eight people, which is less than 100 yuan per person, and each person who experiences the accommodation will also receive a 50% off Golden Wind game e-card. Voucher, I think...it's worth it, right? '
'F*ck, 50% off! Brother, does this still matter? Biochemical 7 is 60 dollars, use the coupon to save 30 dollars and more than 200 dollars! Isn't this just free prostitution? '
'Hiss—it seems like oh—I thought Stardew Valley didn't have much money, and the 50% discount seems quite cheap—'
'I'm in Binjiang, brothers, I'm going to rush in first...'
'I want it too...'
'You can indeed try it...'
Looking at the many comments, Fangge felt as if an idea flashed in his mind!
Wait a moment?
"Boss..."
Fangge slowly raised his head and looked at Yuan Quan with a thoughtful expression on his face:
"I seem to have some ideas for our new variety show..."
(End of chapter)
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