Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What the Hell is Titanfall? Chapter 345

Chapter 345 The meaning of life is to go to the pier to catch some sardines!

The day in a daze has passed like this!

Even A Yin himself didn't know what he had done.

Time is like money in many people's wallets. It's gone inexplicably even though they have nothing to do.

The most outrageous thing is that the first day in Stardew Valley gave Ayin a feeling of "like nothing else", but after the overall experience, he didn't feel bored at all!

Especially when you wake up the next morning.

Go out of the room and look at your results yesterday, look at the large open space that was cleared, and look at the rags collected in the backpack!

Standing at the door, A Yin couldn't help but feel excited, and couldn't help shouting:

"Oh shit! Why do I owe two hundred yuan when I come here?!!"

But now!

In the upper right corner of his UI, in the column labeled personal assets, his current funds are clearly displayed—

【-200G】

Snapped!

After thinking about it for a while, A Yin slapped his forehead.

Done.

He remembered.

When he fainted last night, he seemed to have seen some relevant instructions in a daze. It seemed that he should not let himself faint outside easily, otherwise the village medical team would transport him home and charge him two hundred yuan. reward.

"Fuck your brother!"

Thinking of this, A Yin couldn't help but feel sad and beat his chest:

"I didn't do anything when I started. I worked for twenty hours straight on the first day and didn't make any money. And I even paid two hundred dollars for it. What the hell..."

A sigh of relief!

In the live broadcast room, A Yin shouted in a deep voice:

"Cousin! Get on board! I'll take you to farm! Damn it, I have to earn back my two hundred yuan!"

Yes.

After being reminded by the barrage, Ayin was pleasantly surprised to learn that the game could still be played online.

So, thinking that there is strength in numbers, A Yin called his cousin to join the online game early the next morning.

With the addition of my cousin, there is also a small green house in the CSTG farm.

That was my cousin's house, which was smaller than A Yin's main base. There was only a small bed and a small box in it.

"No? Are we living separately now? We can live together!"

After realizing that the two of them could sleep in the same bed, at the cousin's suggestion, the cousin's original house became the utility room of the CSTG farm.

The two of them also made a few boxes and sorted out the rags they were currently carrying.

Yes.

Although for this world, an open-ended role-playing game like Stardew Valley has never appeared.

However, the talent for summarization and farming inherent in the blood of the Chinese people guided them to take care of the farm in a rudimentary way.

Parsnips are planted on the neat little fields, and wooden planks, fibers and stones are sorted and stored in boxes in the utility room.

Blah-blah-blah-

As A Yin picked up the small kettle, he poured water on the parsnips, feeling happy.

Inexplicably fun.

Yes.

Although he can't say what's so fun about this game, when he plants the seeds and waters them, the anticipation of waiting for the harvest will make people feel sincerely comfortable.

Moreover, after some simple exploration, A Yin and his cousin discovered that there was more than just this matter waiting for them to deal with—

On the farm wasteland, in addition to small pieces of dead branches and stones, there are also relatively large tree stumps and boulders.

These things are things that they cannot handle with the stone farm tools they currently have.

They also needed copper axes and pickaxes, and had to look for where to get copper.

"Maybe someone in town will give us a mission?"

The two of them summed it up, and then followed Mayor Lewis's prompts and set off for the town.

While passing by the countryside, my cousin picked up two wild wasabi and green onions from the field. He didn't know what they were for. He said he could put them in the [sales box] for a look when he got home later. Can it be sold for money?

Soon, the two came to the town.

The two people also used their vivid reactions to demonstrate to all the audience what "mountain cannons enter the city" means.

"Wow-!!"

As soon as they arrived in the town, the two of them exclaimed in unison.

I saw that the small town called Pelican Town was harmonious and exquisite.

The stone paths are neat and tidy, and in the small flower beds on the roadside, lush plants are gently swayed by the spring breeze.

The huge trees are pruned to a round and delicate shape, as if people can smell the freshness through the screen.

Walking into the town, the first two-story building near the north side was a town hospital. The doctor here was called Harvey, but Harvey was not there when they came.

Next door to the town hospital is a small store called Pierre's Grocery Store. There lives a family of three, namely Pierre, the kind store owner, Caroline, the beautiful green-haired proprietress, and their daughter, who owns Abigail has beautiful long purple hair and loves adventure.

Further east, Grandpa George and his family live in a two-story villa.

In a small RV southeast of Grandpa George's house, lived the somewhat poor mother and daughter Pam and Penny.

As for further south, it is the mansion of Mayor Lewis.

Of course.

In addition, there is the little Vincent family in the southwest corner, the Haley sisters next door to the Vincent family, and the blacksmith shop and library on the east side of the bridge.

but!

Except for these homes and buildings in the town.

There is also a supermarket in the northeast corner of the town center.

It is different from the ordinary buildings in the town that are simple, beautiful and full of bright colors.

This supermarket is completely built with glass curtain walls. A huge freight truck is parked next to the supermarket, exuding a cold and majestic atmosphere, which seems to be incompatible with this small town.

At the door of the supermarket, there is a sign of this supermarket -

[Kemei Wangdi Supermarket]

"Ah - bad thing -"

Seeing this, Ayin raised his eyebrows in surprise.

It seems that the big boss of this game should be the Kemei Wangdi Supermarket.

After all, this thing looks different from the whole town.

It seems that they want to transform the town into a modern reinforced concrete city.

However, it seems that Kemei Wangdi has not yet shown his ambition, at least they have not seen it, and it will probably be reflected in the subsequent plot.

Take a tour!

To be honest, A Yin was a little unexpected.

It's surprising how rich this game is.

To know!

What are the two previous pixel-style mini-games of Golden Wind?

To the Moon and Vampire Survivors.

To the Moon is certainly a masterpiece, and it can be called the ceiling of story-based pixel games.

But if you watch it vertically, you can find that the overall narrative flow of going to the moon is purely linear.

Although in theory, the protagonist controlled by the player can also move freely up, down, left, and right.

But because the plot is fixed, no matter how you move as a player, you can only trigger the key plot of the main line at a specific time and place. So in terms of game content, To the Moon is a bit thin.

It can even be said that at this point, Vampire Survivor is a step above it.

but!

This time!

This Stardew Valley brought by Golden Wind has put a lot of effort into the game content!

There are nearly twenty NPCs in a small town!

They all have different shapes, different personalities, very different speaking tones and habits, and they all seem to have their own stories!

"hiss-"

A Yin couldn't help but take a breath of cold air and nodded slowly:

"It seems interesting?"

And the audience seemed to have discovered the ingenuity—

'Everyone has love. Is this the degree of favorability? '

'According to galgame's experience, a certain degree of favorability can trigger the plot. I don't know if there is one in Stardew Valley.'

'Oh haha, judging from the old thief's usual style, he should be able to do it, right? '

'Holy shit...that's a lot of text...'

'I feel like this game is a bit long to play...'

'Although it seems that the game does not have a clear goal, there is actually a lot that can be done'

'It seems like there is no target, and it seems like there are targets everywhere'

'Indeed, you can make money by farming, you can be a prostitute and pick up girls, and you can also...'

"fishing?!"

My cousin was shocked:

"What the heck! Hey! The mayor said we can visit Willie on the seaside on the south side of the town, and he said we can fish there."

"ah?"

Here, Ayin is still trying to give Abigail gifts to increase her favor.

Suddenly I heard the exclamation from my cousin, so I dropped Abigail and hurried over.

as expected.

After visiting the townspeople, the old mayor Lewis suggested that they go to the beach and try fishing.

I can farm again! I can pick up girls again! Can fish again!

Damn it!

A Yin was shocked.

What kind of paradise is this? !

It is simply an ideal place on earth.

Apart from the fact that I am currently losing two hundred yuan which is a bit uncomfortable, this place is simply a dream place.

So, after saying goodbye to the mayor, A Yin and his cousin came to the seaside without stopping.

Here, they found a senior fishing guy named "Willy" in a small wooden house by the sea. He was an old man with a white beard wearing dark brown breeches and a melon cap on his head.

Willie was a very nice person and gave them fishing rods and some free bait.

"Maybe this is the best way for fishermen to lure people into their trap..."

In response, Ayin nodded slightly and commented.

While talking.

Following Willy's instructions, A Yin, who was standing by the beach, left-clicked to charge up, and then swung the hook!

Snapped!

The float was thrown out and landed on the sea with a soft thud.

Wow—

The gentle sea breeze blew, stirring A Yin's hair.

Although it is pixel style.

But among the seemingly blurry blocks of color, there are a lot of details.

The characters' hair will sway gently with the sea breeze, and the ripples floating on the water will also slowly ripple.

The sea surface sparkles under the reflection of the setting sun, and flocks of seagulls hover over the golden beach.

"Oh - it's really good -"

Seeing this, A Yin couldn't help but sigh:

"It would be great if one day I could live like this. I wouldn't have to think about anything. I could just set up a fishing rod and sit on the beach for a day, watching the ebb and flow of the tide. It would be nice..."

Said.

A Yin couldn't help but feel a little absent-minded.

Peace of mind.

It seemed that he had not felt the peace of mind like in the game for a long, long time.

Work, family, life…

Responsibility is like a huge stone, forever pressing on his shoulders, and he has almost become accustomed to this tight fatigue.

How long has it been since I was alone and just stared at the sea without thinking about anything?

Why is it that Jinmen is so close to the sea, but it seems that I haven't seen the sea for a long time?

well…

Thinking of this, A Yin sighed softly, seeming a little sad, and asked:

"Cousin, what do you think we are busy with?"

"ah?"

Over there, my cousin was fighting with the fish. He didn't react for a while, thinking he was talking about a game.

After all, fishing in Stardew Valley is no easy task, especially for novices.

As the fish takes the bait, the small fish icon will randomly jump up and down in the column, and the player needs to control the degree of energy accumulation through the left mouse button so that the green bar can cover the small fish icon at any time. It is a job that becomes perfect with practice, and it is not easy. .

While my cousin was "fighting" with the fish, he said absently:

"Why don't we come to the pier to catch some fish?"

"Tsk, no"

A Yin was a little dumbfounded and said:

"I mean, we are so busy, from morning to night, what is the meaning of life?"

However!

The words have not yet been spoken!

I heard a cheer from my cousin next to me!

"Wuhu! What a fool! Sardines! And with a silver star! Hahahahahaha!"

"the meaning of life?"

“The meaning of life is to come to the pier and catch some sardines!”

(End of chapter)

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