Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What the Hell is Titanfall? Chapter 344

Chapter 344 996? 627!

In fact, as a professional game anchor, such as domestic A Yin, foreign pew and Ying Shu, etc., they are usually very sensitive to games.

As a profession, they know every game released.

At least, when well-known manufacturers such as domestic Xunteng series and Yiyou series, as well as foreign companies such as Comora and Yunwei, release games, they basically know and pay attention to them immediately.

Although Golden Wind is not a large game manufacturer now, in terms of reputation, it is comparable to the above major manufacturers.

So it stands to reason that it is almost impossible for A Yin not to know about the release of the Golden Wind game.

But now this "Stardew Valley"...

A Yin looked at the detailed information of the game and found that it was really produced by Golden Wind. He couldn't help but feel a little surprised:

"Holy crap, it's really Xiao Huang's game. I thought it was just in name."

Just as Gu Sheng expected before.

Stardew Valley is so unpopular that even domestic first-line anchors have no idea about it.

And after A Yin understood the reason, he couldn't help but suddenly realized.

"Oh-hey-I said why didn't I hear it at all,"

A Yin was a little bit dumbfounded:

"This is the work of this year's small game overseas activity of Yiyou. Its own promotion efforts are relatively average, plus it perfectly collides with Golden Wind's own Biochemical 7,"

"No wonder I haven't heard of it."

As soon as this statement came out, the water friends were also quite funny -

'it's me? kill me? '

'correct answer! Let's do it…'

'Xiao Huang: The mere power of Yun Kemela is not as strong as the fighting between me and my left'.

'Hahahahahaha indeed, before Comella and Yunwei blocked Butter so much that they didn't lock even half of it, but the first game to be locked and announced was actually made by Xiao Huang himself'

'But I guess the old thief didn't pay much attention to this game at that time'

'Normally, how much does this small game cost? Biochemical 7 is the main product after all'

"The key is that Resident Evil 7 has almost used up all the promotion resources, and poor Stardew Valley doesn't even have a chance to get ahead."

'Stardew Valley: Brother, if you can't eat, can you save some for me? Biochemistry 7: I can't **** keep any of it! '

'Hahahahahahahaha...'

Following the discussion among water friends, A Yin here also downloaded the game.

After all, it's just a small game released on PC, it's only over 600 MB, and it takes seconds.

When the game opens, you will see a mosaic of the Golden Wind LOGO.

Immediately afterwards, the gentle sound of electronically synthesized piano came towards the face like a breeze, and the soft and melodious sound of the flute seemed to carry the aroma of golden wheat fields, as if it could lift people's souls.

The feelings conveyed by music have no national boundaries.

The pure feeling brought by pure music is like crystal, even a little touching.

The mixed emotions came together and even made A Yin feel a little absent-minded for a moment:

"...Wow, this soundtrack is really...very nice."

There seems to be a magic that reminds me of my childhood.

As he spoke, the pure blue sky with pixelated wind descended, and a wooden sign dotted with buds around one side slowly rose up—

【Stardew Valley】

【Golden Wind】

【Devotion】

Under the big wooden sign, three small wooden signs are neatly arranged -

【New Game】【Load】【Leave】

Clean and simple.

There is no difficulty adjustment, no DLC, and even the game settings are abbreviated in the lower right corner of the screen.

"It's another pixel-style mini-game. It's good, good, good..."

Although the game hasn't started yet, the opening scene has already won A Yin's favor.

As we all know, the quality of Golden Wind's pixel games is top-notch.

"Vampire Survivor" and "To the Moon", one is the pinnacle of gameplay, and the other is a plot-oriented all-media masterpiece with perfect scores.

A Yin still likes the pixel style butter very much.

However, whether it can achieve the level of being a vampire and going to the moon is a question mark for the time being:

"Come on! Let's start the game!"

Click!

As A Yin clicked the mouse, the game started. After naming his farm [CSTG Farm], he simply made a little black-bearded Zhang Fei, and the game officially started.

The glowing fire slowly swayed with little pixel flames.

On a small dark blue bed, a gray-haired old man who looked like Santa Claus was lying peacefully, holding a letter in his hand, and the subtitles below scrolled slowly -

This letter is for my most special grandson. Be sure to keep it, but don't open it yet. Be patient.

Listen, the moment you feel overwhelmed by the burden of real life, the moment your spirit fades in the face of emptiness, if one day comes, then my dear grandson, you can open this gift...

Then, the screen changed -

There are densely packed cubicles. Under the surveillance of cameras with no blind spots, the little people who are working nervously do not dare to relax at all. They are like mechanical toys that are wound up, working non-stop in the small grids. .

The depressing and cold atmosphere was lifeless, like a dark prison.

Right in front of the cubicles, on a tall and exaggerated iron wall, was the name of the company engraved on it.

【KomiVendi】

Kemei Wangdi.

"Pfft! Haha! This name is so awesome..."

A Yin was so happy when he saw it.

The barrage was also filled with laughter—

'What is the ultimate bad thing from another world? '

'A combination of Comella and Vivendi, right? A collection of bad guys! '

'This old thief is so arrogant'

'Some companies are known to be villains as soon as they name them'

'Thanks to Xun Teng's good relationship with Gold now, if this had happened a few years ago, I'm afraid the villain's name would have been [Teng Xun] (dog head)'

"Okay, okay, if you want to do this, I will buy the game. A wave of justice will be carried out to kill the two bad guys in the Eastern and Western Hemispheres."

'You're laughing so hard, this old thief is so mean...'

The clicking sounds continued one after another.

In the small cubicle, the pixelated A Yin took a deep breath, obviously overwhelmed by the workload.

However, just when he opened the drawer to look for the stapler, the letter that his grandfather left for him when he died a few years ago came into view.

Brushing -

The letter is opened.

【Dear Ayin】

My child, when you open this letter, you must be eager for change.

A long time ago, I was as confused as you. We were so busy with work and life that we lost ourselves in this steel jungle.

But luckily, I found a place, a place where my soul could rest, and that was where I truly belonged.

Attached to this letter was the title deed to the land that is my pride and joy: CSTG Farm.

It is located in Stardew Valley on the southern outskirts of Golden City.

This is my most precious gift. Now I give it to you. I believe you will be able to feel peaceful in your soul here.

【—Love you, grandpa】

[PS: If Lewis is still alive, say hello to that old guy for me]

Crunch—chi—

As the bus stopped, the door opened.

A Yin got out of the car, and a woman with orange hair seemed to come to greet him at the stop sign:

"Hey, are you A Yin? My name is Robin and I am a carpenter here. Mayor Lewis asked me to pick you up. Let's go~"

Soon, following Robin's lead, a small yard that looked a little deserted and overgrown with weeds and gravel appeared on the screen. On the north side of the courtyard, there is a small orange-red spire house.

During the chat, Ayin learned that his CSTG farm is adjacent to Pelican Town. If he wants to upgrade his house in the future, he can find Robin. The mayor also suggested that he can go to the town to visit his neighbors tomorrow. He was very curious.

The game goes here!

A Yin is still able to understand.

But then, he couldn't understand it.

Because after some pleasantries, the mayor and Robin left.

gone!

gone?

ah?

A Yin stood in front of the small house blankly, with a confused look on his face:

"No...then what? What should I do now? Where is my main mission?"

A Yin was dumbfounded.

Originally, he thought that the Kemei Wangdi introduced in the opening chapter would launch a lightning strike with the intention of destroying the world, and Stardew Valley was like a mysterious sanctuary, where he could learn some spells from the mayor. , and then recharge your batteries to kill the bad guys and ultimately save the world.

He is already ready to fight!

But that's not the case at all!

Even after he searched for it, he only found some... farm tools in the mysterious package in his slightly humble house?

"Here's a pickaxe, here's an axe, a sickle and a hoe, a kettle and a few packets of seeds..."

Ayin frowned and rummaged through his backpack in confusion:

"I don't even have a sword? So this game makes me...farm?!"

Walk out the door again.

A Yin stood in front of the messy courtyard, feeling that his mind was as messy as the courtyard.

As for the audience, they were even more confused—

'so? The player's task is to farm? '

'This game is too weird'

'It feels like there is no mission goal at all'

'Maybe it will be fine tomorrow. Didn't the mayor ask the boss to go to town to visit the neighbors tomorrow?'

'It's possible, maybe you're getting a mission from the town? '

'I'm just going to get acquainted with you a little bit today, and the main plot will start tomorrow…'

No one has ever played this kind of game!

The NPC came up and left after briefly explaining a few words, leaving the protagonist with only a set of simple farm tools.

who I am? where am I? What am I going to do?

Three major soul questions linger in the hearts of players, making people confused.

It seems that all they can do now is to take things as they come and do whatever they can.

Thinking of this, A Yin shrugged and picked up the sickle:

"Then since we have nothing to do, why not just clean up the courtyard? Maybe it will be useful later?"

Said.

A Yin waved his sickle and cut the grass.

Su La—Su La—Su La—

The blade cuts through the weeds, making a relaxing sound.

As the sickle continued to be waved, a small area in front of the house was cleared, and it seemed a little tidier.

However, those messy dead branches appeared, which was very annoying.

So, A Yin switched the ax again and carefully cleared away the dead branches.

Then, he replaced the manuscript and shoveled away the stones with a clank.

In fact, originally, A Yin just wanted to clean up a small piece of wasteland in front of his door.

But as he continued to do it, even he and the water friends in the live broadcast room didn't notice it -

The clean-up work seems to be getting out of hand.

after all!

"It's all here..."

"Let's cut the grass here as well."

"It's all here..."

"Knock this stone off as well."

"It's all here..."

"Let's clear out these dead branches as well."

"It's all here..."

From grass to gravel, from dead branches to small trees.

Every time A Yin wants to stop, new clutter will always appear on the screen, making people instantly feel uncomfortable if they don't clean it up.

After all, it's just “it's all here, it's just a matter of convenience”!

— 啦簌笃笃笃笃 — Ding Ding Dang —

In the small farm, Ayin was sweating profusely, cleaning up debris one after another.

The wasteland in front of the house gradually became cleaner, neat and comfortable, and the obsessive-compulsive disorder was ecstatic.

The barrage also praised one after another -

'The boss is so meticulous in his work'

'As soon as I saw that I was practicing a lot at home'

'"Family Brotherhood"'

'No…even though I still don't know what this game is about, but…why does it feel so good? '

'Hahahahahaha indeed, it's so **** outrageous, I feel like cleaning the yard here is quite interesting'

'I would call it a hygiene simulator'

'This is simply a game for obsessive-compulsive disorder. If you don't sort it out, you will feel uncomfortable all over...'

Inexplicable relief!

It's clear that this game is very distinct from Golden Wind's previous games.

Although the game has progressed so far, no one knows what the game is about. All they seem to be able to do is "farm".

but!

Until the sun sets in the game!

A Yin has not even achieved the small goal of "farming"!

The weeds can't be cleared away at any time, or at all!

Especially after discovering that resting in bed can restore the stamina gauge, the farm tools in A Yin's hands jingled even more, and the stamina gauge also featured ups and downs.

Until night falls, the stars and the moon rise into the sky, and everything is silent!

Ding-ding-ding!

As A Yin swung his **** again, he saw that the small rocks in front of him were about to break into pieces!

A grunt!

Seeing that A Yin on the screen finally couldn't hold on any longer, he lay down on the ground and fell asleep.

At this time, look at the time in the game -

Half past two in the morning.

The barrage in the live broadcast room froze for half a second.

Then the whole crowd burst into laughter—

'Hahahahaha? It's already half past two in the middle of the night? '

'Young people are in good health, they can just lie down and take care of themselves'

'Damn it, I just realized this. Is this the land that the boss spent all day hoeing? '

'You are more awesome than Qi Tongwei'

'Hahahahaha that's outrageous...'

'If I remember correctly, the boss should have arrived at the farm at six o'clock in the morning, which means -'

'You've been working continuously for 20 hours? '

'This is **** blessing! Report! '

'Isn't my stupid boss going to die suddenly? Is that too careless? '

'Hahahahahaha is that outrageous...'

'etc? So why should we quit 996? '

'Hahahahaha, quit 996 and come to Stardew Valley to experience 627, right?'

PS: Ten o'clock in the next chapter

(End of chapter)

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