Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What the Hell is Titanfall? Chapter 339

Chapter 339 Is this plot thought up by carbon-based organisms? !

"no…"

"Jenima really has a way?!!"

A Yin, who was standing at the door, looked at the empty sofa.

Then he turned around and looked at the big hole that Mia had just pointed out as a door, but now it had collapsed and shattered. His shock was palpable!

My wife was taken away again!

The barrage made me laugh like crazy—

'Mia: I didn't lie to you, did I? '

'Hahahahahaha! The door was forced out, right? '

"There is no door in the world. If you knock down the wall, there will be a door."

'Lu Xun: Yes, I said, what the hell? (smokes)'

'ah? '

'Redefine [door]'

'Good news: my wife has not changed; bad news: my wife is gone'

'The wife I just got, before I warmed it up, snap, she's gone! '

'Lee-Suan-Mei-'

'Crying at the wrong grave, brother...'

Everyone in Ayin is stupid!

In fact, just now, as Mia joined and the two walked together, the feeling of fear was diluted a lot.

But I haven't been happy for two minutes yet!

Sora twisted his face!

Mia is gone!

In the dead silence of the basement, the fear of loneliness and helplessness once again enveloped him.

The dim yellow kerosene lamp swayed in the small room. I don't know if it was intentional by the golden wind, but A Yin always felt that the cold feeling was sweeping over him again.

"This...I am..."

After standing there and hesitating for a moment, A Yin finally mustered up the courage, walked over to the big hole that had been smashed, and looked out:

"Oh - it's okay, it's okay, it's not a particularly big space."

Walking out along the wall hole, after passing a narrow corner, an upward staircase appeared in front of A Yin.

As he said, the space behind the wall is very small, and there is only this one upward path.

Crunch—

Crunch—

The wooden stairs had not been repaired for who knows how many years, and they made a creaking sound when you stepped on them.

A gloomy wind came from nowhere and blew along A Yin's back, 'helping' him open the small wooden door at the end of the stairs.

squeak—

rumble-

The light outside the door exudes a dark and pale light.

At this moment, it was raining heavily outside, accompanied by rolling thunder, and thin and rapid raindrops hit the windows covered with beams, pattering.

When we came to the corridor, an old and musty smell hit us.

The mottled wallpaper has yellowed edges, the dim wall lamps glow dimly, and the long corridor has no end in sight.

This situation!

A Yin couldn't help but feel angry. He pressed his back against the wall of the corridor and shouted in a deep voice:

“I'm playing with you, uncle—!!”

This is like dreaming back to PT!

This corridor, this light, this wallpaper, this weather!

I can't say it's very similar to PT, I can only say it's a dime a dozen like PT!

"Hey, I'm really not interested in playing like this!"

A Yin was so frightened that his Jinmen accent came out:

"Jenima is really just stitched together?"

"Why don't you let others play the game properly!"

"Returning to horror, let's return to escape at least. Who are you to play with if you do it directly to PT...Thank you [brave and brave my friend] for the big fly..."

A plane!

Boss accepts his fate!

In fact, apart from being eerie and weird, there seemed to be nothing else in the corridor. After all, the old thief was merciful and did not repeat Lisa's classic lights-out killing.

Even, in the corridor, A Yin found a map—

Once you get the map, it's obvious what's going on on the first floor of the house.

At the beginning of the game, I entered from the back door, passed by the kitchen, entered the underground through the hidden passage in the fireplace in the living room, and then came to the corridor from the east staircase.

"Ahead is...the bathroom?"

According to the map, A Yin walked forward and opened the bathroom door.

And here, he found two bottles of the first-aid medicine in this Resident Evil game.

Unlike the spray in the previous work, the first aid medicine in this work is to be poured.

Maps, medicines.

The flavor of Resident Evil seems to be gradually coming back, and now, A Yin seems to be missing a small pistol.

but!

A Yin was a little unhappy.

Because everyone knows it!

"Before the war, there must be supplies,"

Ayin took a deep breath:

"After giving the medicine, we must give it a try. Well, the situation may be a little wrong..."

The words have not yet been spoken!

Boom boom boom!

suddenly! There was a knock on the door in the corridor outside!

For a moment, A Yin felt goosebumps all over his body!

The knock on the door was so urgent.

It's not so much a "knock on the door" as it is a "hammer on the door."

Boom boom boom!

Boom boom boom!

Short! eager! urgent! It's very oppressive!

A Yin was just about to open the bathroom door and go out. When he heard a knock on the door, his whole body froze!

The water friends were also nervous for a while -

'This knocking on the door is so hellish for me'

'This is really not for people to play with, is it?'

'The old thief really knows how to create atmosphere, and can always use the simplest techniques to create the most terrifying atmosphere'

'My evaluation is based on five years of working experience in the underworld'

'Other people's games come from inspiration, gold's games come from the mourning hall'

'The pile of cases in the whole company is thicker than the Xinhua Dictionary...'

It took most of the day!

A Yin finally calmed down his inner panic a little and pushed the bathroom door open a crack—

The sound of banging on the door became clearer, and it was obviously coming from the basement door.

A Yin was speechless all the way, and all the nerves in his body were tense!

However!

The moment he almost held his breath and opened the basement door!

The knocking on the door stopped.

Even the sound of rain outside the window gradually became smaller.

It was as if the temporary deafness caused by extreme tension made his ears seem to be covered with a thin veil.

The hollow voice that was exactly the same as PT completely enveloped A Yin.

Only the sound of rapid breathing and the beating of the heart like a drum made a slight sound in the silent corridor.

Heart rate and blood pressure are all orange-red.

Click - click -

A Yin held his breath and opened the basement door.

The dark wind surged out from under the abyss-like darkness, making people shiver.

A strange and eerie gurgling sound came faintly from the bottomless downward stairwell.

The weak flashlight light seemed to be swallowed up by darkness, and the visibility was only one or two meters in front of me.

He moved half a step forward, and the gurgling sound came closer.

Taking another half step forward, the gurgling sound came one step closer.

And the next second.

With the faint light of the flashlight.

A woman with a strange figure, like a coconut on all fours, appeared on the old wooden stairs, slowly crawling towards A Yin -

"This is…"

A Yin's mind went blank:

"Old...old...wife?"

Zizzi.

The flashlight flashed.

Ayin took half a step back.

Immediately afterwards, an electric light flashed in my mind!

What the **** is wrong with his brother!

My wife has mutated!

But right now!

Zizzi.

With another flash of the flashlight!

A Yin watched helplessly as Mia's twisted figure, like a frightened gecko, climbed the stairs in an extremely weird posture, and came to him in the blink of an eye!

A twisted face with protruding veins suddenly appeared in front of A Yin!

But at this moment, Mia no longer looked calm and beautiful. Instead, she was filled with an indescribable madness and terror, and her eyes were filled with strange blood!

A Yin didn't even have time to scream in terror! I just feel my neck tightening!

A huge force came, and Mia grabbed her neck and threw her away, falling onto the corridor with a thud!

However, before A Yin, who was frightened, could stand up, he saw Mia appearing in front of him again as if she had suddenly appeared!

"Hey, hey, hey! Damn, don't, don't, don't, don't!"

At this moment, Mia was seen holding a sharp knife and stabbed him in the face!

In a panic, A Yin hurriedly started to block it!

"Hey, hey, hey - I'll **** you, I'll **** you! I'll **** your brother!"

brake! brake! brake! brake!

The sharp tip of the knife pierced A Yin's eyes repeatedly!

The blade cut through the flesh and blood flew everywhere!

A numb and tingling feeling came over him, and A Yin watched helplessly as his hands were torn apart!

And as Mia raised the sharp knife high, he subconsciously reached out to block it, and heard a puff!

The tip of the knife actually penetrated his palm, and with scarlet blood, it stopped in front of him!

"My hands! Hands, hands, my hands, **** my hands! Fuck you!"

A Yin's blood pressure and heartbeat immediately soared!

It was so scary!

I believe friends who are often hunted know that any kind of terror in the world is actually not as great as the terror and oppression brought by the threat of death.

Human fear comes from the unknown, and the fundamental source of unknown fear is death.

Being infinitely close to death, the fear of soaring adrenaline even made A Yin tremble uncontrollably!

Kicking Mia away, A Yin turned around and ran away!

However, before she even took two steps, she heard a roar behind her. Mia climbed up from the ground and came at her again with a knife!

Phew-puff! !

As A Yin firmly grasped the blade, scarlet and warm blood flowed, their hands trembled, and they struggled with all their strength!

"Why are you so energetic? Damn it!"

Poof!

As A Yin broke the blade with all his strength!

The sword flashed!

The sharp blade completely cut his **** hands!

At this moment, the audience was also numb—

'thick! present! crab! '

'It hurts so much, holy shit! I've started having phantom pains! '

'hand-! ! '

'How much resentment does the old thief have against his opponent! Why does every movie have to torture the protagonist's hands like this! '

'Ah ah ah my king's power! '

'Oh no, this pressure is really overwhelming, I can already feel phantom pain'

'Macho Ethan! I would have been stabbed to death long ago...'

'I'm so disgusted by this…'

As the audience started talking, A Yin, who was still in shock, looked up and saw that Mia seemed to be back to normal at this moment.

I saw her grabbing her hair in pain and hitting the wall with all her strength!

[I feel...she is coming back to my body again...]

Boom!

【roll! Get out! leave me alone! ! 】

Boom!

[I did something bad and I deserve this...]

Boom!

With blood splattering on the wall!

With an ordinary sound, Mia finally couldn't hold on anymore and fainted on the ground.

"Hoo-ho-holy shit-"

Shocked!

Pure Black looked at his rotten hands, breathing heavily!

Look at Mia who has fainted on the ground and is about to cry without tears:

"No...you deserve it, I don't deserve it, sister..."

"Please let me go...can we get a divorce?"

Nothing can be saved!

This plastic marriage has come to an end. Whoever wants to save this wife can save her. I can't save her at all.

While talking!

Pure Black also followed the prompts to unscrew the first aid medicine and sprinkle it on his hand.

Wow—

"Wo! De! Fa?!"

With a scream!

Pure Black watched helplessly as the wound on his hand, which was originally a flesh-and-blood wound, healed automatically. It was a miracle of modern medicine!

'ah? '

The audience was also shocked and burst into laughter on the spot!

'medical! study! strange! trace! '

'Just wash your hands? '

'Is this the first aid I'm going to give you? '

'This hand sanitizer is really invincible'

'Who would study viruses when we have this thing? Umbrella could have switched to selling hand sanitizer as soon as possible'

'Isn't Ethan so fierce that he has this thing? '

''Hand Sanitizer God of War''

'When I wash my hands, I'll kill you all! '

'Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha'

However!

Just when players thought that this hand sanitizer was already the outrageous ceiling of this game!

As Mia stood up again from the ground like a ghost, more outrageous shocks followed!

"leave me alone-!!"

Mia, who stood up, seemed to be controlled by "her" in her mind again!

He grabbed the pure black neck collar and threw it hard!

Boom!

A big hole was punched out of the fragile wooden board in an instant!

Pure Black was thrown directly into the next room by Mia!

A bang!

Mia pulled out a sharp knife from the wall.

Pure Black also found an ax in his hand.

For a moment, Pure Black didn't even know how to describe the plot that he had never imagined. He could only open his mouth and let out a common sigh among Golden Wind players -

"ah???"

But before he could finish his words!

Mia over there has already rushed over!

In the midst of the lightning and flint, Pure Black had no time to think about it and shouted loudly: "Drink-!!"

Poof!

Mia's knife cut open his arm, and his ax also cut open his wife's shoulder!

Immediately afterwards, the two of them fought with sharp weapons in hand, and blood splattered!

Suddenly, knives flashed in the room, and the former loving couple fought!

I give you an axe, and you strike me with a knife. The restricted-level scene is filled with blood and is extremely tragic!

The audience was dumbfounded!

'Why are you so close to a domestic violence scene? ? ? '

'We're going to have to fast forward to today's explanation! Do you call this domestic violence? '

'The hand sanitizer **** of war versus the mutated wife is so stupid hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, 'Hand Sanitizer God of War vs Mutant Wife.

'Wardfa? Wardfa! '

'The purpose of cooperating with my wife of three years is to have a hard-core domestic violence PK with me? '

'Is this a **** plot thought up by carbon-based creatures? '

'I thought this game just combined the gloominess of PT and the oppressive feeling of escape. Unexpectedly, it also integrated the abstract family love of Who Is Daddy! '

'The main theme of the Golden Wind game is [Family Harmony]'

'This is what we butter players are like...'

'In the past there was [father's kindness and son's filial piety], in the back there was [harmony between husband and wife]'

'It's hard to imagine the mental state of the old thief and Mr. Ou when they get along every day'

'How evil! Play some more! '

'Hahahaha, it's ridiculous, but it looks really fun...'

'Indeed, it has to be scary and scary, thrilling and thrilling, thrilling and exciting, and evil and evil. The key is that it has a biochemical style and an old thief's personal touch. It's really hard to say that it's not fun...'

'One second you're scared and crazy, the next second you're laughing like crazy'

And as the audience started talking about it!

Click!

As the last ax struck accurately into Mia's neck.

In an instant, the sound of chickens flying and dogs jumping at each other disappeared.

Pure black eyes watched Mia's face, once again changing from the violent one with bulging veins to a calm and peaceful beautiful face:

【Ethan...I...love you...】

Gudong.

Mia's body fell to the ground.

Pure Black, who killed Mia with his own hands, also recovered from the passion just now, and was a little at a loss for a moment:

"Hey...I...isn't..."

"I won't just come up and kill my wife, right...?"

"But...this...amn't I here to find a wife?"

"What the **** is this game?"

"ah?"

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