Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What the Hell is Titanfall? Chapter 324

Chapter 324 “Early Access”

Shen Miaomiao:?

Stunned on the spot!

There is a saying called 'When I type a question mark, it's not that I have a problem, but that I think you have a problem'.

This is the situation for Shen Miaomiao now.

What is he doing?

Why did he hand over the handle?

yes! This is a question! But that's not my question! It's a question deep in my heart!

"you…"

Shen Miaomiao's expression was a little stiff:

"seriously?"

Hear this!

She saw Gu Sheng put the controller into her hand, then closed the live broadcast room and opened the Yiyou platform.

Enter your own account, click on the game library, and then click on the downloaded pair.

He pressed his own handle and then helped Shen Miaomiao press the handle.

Then, in the third-person perspective, Cody, controlled by Gu Sheng, turned around and turned his face towards the screen camera.

Buzz —

The folding footrest of the sofa slowly extends, and the sofa that originally could only be used to sit cross-legged is extended, with an extra length just enough for people to rest their legs comfortably on it.

At the same time, the backrest of the sofa is also tilted to a comfortable angle for viewing the large screen.

Gu Sheng stretched out his legs, found a suitable position, and leaned on the sofa:

"What now? Is it warm?"

At this time, the lights in the living room were not fully turned on, only the warm yellow light strips on both sides of the projection wall emitted a faint light.

On the huge screen is the game screen.

On the side table next to the sofa are ice-cold water and potato chips.

Shen Miaomiao was silent.

She originally seemed to want to open her mouth and say something.

But in the end she didn't say anything because she didn't know where to start.

I wanted to exchange the warmth for rebates.

But now, the situation is reversed.

This game... is actually a dual-platform login!

What the **** -! !

Shen Miaomiao took a deep breath!

She has witnessed with her own eyes how terrible the sales of dual-platform login games are!

Yes.

If "Two People Go Together" is just a somatosensory cabin game!

So she will definitely lose money on the receipt this time!

But now, Gu Sheng, a thief, has synchronized it to the PC port, enabling one-time purchase, two-player play, dual-platform login, and synchronized progress!

Rebate?

There is no door!

What a **** profit!

All my rebates were used in exchange for a warm experience!

Think of this!

Shen Miaomiao could not help but grit her teeth in her heart!

Okay, okay, Gu Sheng, are you playing like this?

Don't blame me for being unkind!

Since you have given all my aunt's rebates in exchange for a warm experience, shouldn't I enjoy it?

For a moment, Shen Miaomiao couldn't help but feel angry and evil in her heart!

Today is today!

Anyway, it's not short of these seven or eight hours. Since you're playing like this, don't blame me for 'early access'!

After all, I paid the money, and you wiped out all my rebates!

While thinking about it, Shen Miaomiao was thinking:

"Not warm! Not warm enough!"

"ah?"

Gu Sheng was stunned:

"Dual-platform login. If you want a gaming experience, you can have a gaming experience. When you are tired, you can plug in the controller and continue playing on the PC. You can sit on the small sofa and drink small soda drinks and eat small potato chips. Isn't this warm enough?"

"not enough!"

Shen Miaomiao shook her head firmly, then stood up from the sofa and pointed at Gu Sheng:

"You! Close your eyes!"

"Ah?" Gu Sheng didn't understand what this little ancestor wanted to do, but he still closed his eyes obediently: "Then?"

Rustling.

In the darkness, Gu Sheng felt Shen Miaomiao stretch out her little feet, kick his legs out, and then lift up his arm holding the handle.

then.

A touch of the warm aroma of fresh peach hits you.

The soft, fragrant and warm jade suddenly fell into my arms, and the gentle hair scratched my neck, causing rustling and slightly itchy ripples.

"Okay, okay..."

In shock, Gu Sheng slowly opened his eyes following Shen Miaomiao's shy yet arrogant voice.

But at this moment, he was leaning on the sofa.

But Shen Miaomiao leaned into his arms.

Shen Miaomiao's head was pillowed under his collarbone, and her lightly fragrant hair spread over his chest like a black and shiny waterfall.

Erlang's legs were raised leisurely, and his smooth feet rested on his knees. Under the dim light, his slender fingertips reflected a warm luster like mist and jade dew.

Gu Sheng couldn't stand it any longer.

Shen Miaomiao had the standard small frame of a southern girl. She looked slender, pretty and cute, but she did not have a hard frame, but was as soft as water.

Such an intimate contact really made him feel hot.

And in this position, as long as he lowers his eyes a little, without even lowering his head, the cute strawberry pajamas neckline that is not too tight will look very dangerous.

The most important thing was that in this position, as long as he lowered his head a little, Shen Miaomiao's little face would be only a punch's width away from him.

"You, you, you...go down...go..."

Gu Sheng is a normal man after all.

I am a gentleman, but I am not as gentleman as Liu Xiahui.

It was already summer, and their pajamas were already light and silky.

Gu Sheng could not bear such warm intimacy.

"I don't!"

Unexpectedly, Shen Miaomiao, who was inexperienced in worldly affairs, refused to give in. She even twisted in Gu Sheng's arms, looking like she was cheating:

"I won't go down, it's more cozy this way."

You are truly my aunt!

Gu Sheng complained endlessly!

How can this be so warm? If you keep doing this, you should be on fire!

"You...press me so much that I can't breathe...can we change our positions a little bit?"

In desperation, Gu Sheng could only use the excuse "I'm about to burp".

Helpless, Shen Miaomiao had no choice but to do the next best thing, leave Gu Sheng's arms, sit next to him, find a comfortable position and lean on his shoulder.

call-

Gu Sheng secretly breathed a sigh of relief, picked up the handle, glanced at the little Nezha next to him who was humming and pouting a little dissatisfied, and smiled helplessly to himself.

He turned slightly sideways, raised his arms to hug Shen Miaomiao's shoulders, and surrounded her sideways:

"Is this okay?"

Now that the matter has come to this, Gu Sheng no longer hesitates too much.

Today is the day. Anyway, we don't have to miss these seven or eight hours, so now it's time to get an 'early access'!

"hey-hey,"

Seeing this, Shen Miaomiao stopped moaning dissatisfied, smiled, and arched her head in the direction of Gu Sheng, leaning on his shoulder:

"Okay, let's get started! Go!"

After entering their daughter's room, the two originally wanted to find her, but were unexpectedly pulled into space by a sudden attraction.

Here, the two encounter a toy orangutan.

They bought the orangutan when they went to the planetarium with their daughter, but thinking about it, it seems that they haven't taken their daughter to the planetarium for a long, long time.

The toy gorilla hears their plan to make their daughter cry and protect their little master Rose.

In order to escape from here, Cody and Xiaomei also had to solve puzzles along the way.

So, new and fantastic equipment has arrived again.

This time, what Cody got was a device that could make himself bigger and smaller.

By turning the button, Cody has three forms, namely the regular form with normal weight and body shape, the reduced form with small body and low weight, and the enlarged form with large body and heavy weight.

As for Xiaomei, she received a pair of gravity boots.

With the gravity boots, Xiaomei can walk freely on various facades, and can even walk headfirst on the ceiling.

And this kind of design will undoubtedly give all players another round of fresh experience.

In this level, many puzzles are designed around the "plane".

Even in one of the small levels of this level, the entire game becomes a two-dimensional horizontal version of the level.

Cody is on top, stepping on the ground and moving forward.

At the other end of the ground beneath his feet, stood Xiaomei.

The entire level seems to be separated from the middle and becomes an upper and lower part. Although the two parts of the space are not connected to each other, they can influence each other.

Therefore, the two players need to work together to help their teammates in another space pass the level by running, jumping or smashing mechanisms in their own space.

Astonished.

Not to mention all the practitioners and evaluators in the gaming industry were shocked by such a design, even Shen Miaomiao, a person who knew very little about games and had not even played a few games at all, could not help but admire her from the bottom of her heart. .

She still remembers that someone once called the Titanfall time travel level the greatest example of level design in history, and even called it a ceiling-shattering existence.

She wanted to know what the person who originally said this would think if they saw the quality of the level design of the two-person team today?

Shen Miaomiao didn't know.

The only thing she knew was that it was so beautiful to play games with Lao Gu like a cat.

The most important thing is that after some playing, Shen Miaomiao discovered that the feeling of playing with this controller is not just as simple as providing a warm atmosphere.

It is true that the first-person perspective experience in the somatosensory cabin is novel, exciting, exciting, and full of immersion.

But the third-person perspective under the operation of the handle will make players even more amazed by the exquisite level design of this game.

Moreover, the change of perspective is also a major feature of this mode.

From 3D tracking perspective, to 2D horizontal perspective, to movie-style special perspective.

Every switching of perspectives is extremely smooth, giving people a wonderful experience of watching animated movies.

Shen Miaomiao exclaimed and laughed continuously.

The characters on the game screen help each other and pass the level together.

The lovers outside the game screen are cuddling each other and laughing.

Perhaps this is also one of the meanings of this type of game.

In the game, the love restoration journey of couples whose relationships are on the verge of breaking up, is it not the emotional glue for lovers outside the game?

We passed through the dreamy star gate and came to the level gates full of puzzles, solving the cooperative problems left to us by the toy orangutan.

You can go deep into the places I can't go and explore the key to the puzzle.

I can easily reach the height that you can't reach and find the key to pass the level.

A person's life is limited, because our life span is limited. I may not be tall enough to reach the stars in the sky, or I may not be short enough to touch the moon in the water.

But fortunately, I have you.

We are like two puzzle pieces that fit perfectly, making each other's lives more colorful.

And, we come in all shapes and sizes.

You can reach out and touch the vast stars that I can't reach, and pick off the radiance and wear it around my neck.

You can't touch the stars in the water. I can lean down to embrace the moon and hold a handful of stars in my hands to show you.

Although we are two different individuals, our differences make our lives more colorful.

You have broadened the width of my life journey, and I have extended the length of your life journey.

I think that's what this game is about.

This adult fairy tale dedicated to all players reflects our lives and teaches us how to love each other and how to love ourselves.

No one's life is useless.

We are all flowers blooming in the world. In the wilderness over the mountains and plains, there will always be a wind that matches you.

Oh, of course.

The journey of life will not be smooth.

Because we are all in different shapes, it is inevitable that there will be stumbling blocks in the process of working together.

Just like-

"Gu Sheng—! Can you hurry up! I'm going to burp!!"

Amidst the laser chaos!

Shen Miaomiao was battling wits with the toy orangutan sitting on the laser flying saucer in the field!

good!

The toy gorilla who swears to protect his little master Ross is the final BOSS of this level!

At this time, the BOSS battle has entered the third stage.

The shrunken Gu Sheng took the opportunity to enter the star flying saucer to destroy this indestructible aerial fortress from the inside.

As for Shen Miaomiao who was outside, she had to avoid the chaotic laser sweeps in the field, and she had to be alert at all times to the heavy blows from the flying saucers!

One, two, five, ten...

Braving the deathly heat, the laser kept sweeping towards Shen Miaomiao!

Boom!

Boom, boom, boom!

The flying saucers in the sky kept crashing down, creating circles of death whirlwinds!

Shen Miaomiao almost rubbed the handle out of sparks, and she didn't even have time to look at Gu Sheng's perspective next to her!

The two people who were originally cuddling together now separated. They all sat up straight and stared at the screen intently!

While working, don't forget to bicker!

"Ah—! Gu Sheng, can you hurry up! It has more and more lasers!"

"I'm already going fast! How much faster can I go! There's a mechanism in it too!"

"Didn't you design this game? How can you still have such a hard time?"

"I designed it so I have to rub the handle to pass the level! Can I just fly over?"

"I don't care! I'm going to break it! My hands are sore!"

"Don't! Hey! I burped! You can do it later!"

"Hmph! Little hottie! You can't even beat your own game!"

"Shen Miaomiao, if you keep mumbling, I will mess it up, there will be more and more lasers!"

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! You are a dog! Who taught you to play this game?!”

"It's coming soon, it's coming soon, hey, don't hit me with your head..."

"I'll kill you hahahaha..."

"Just cause trouble. The more I die, the more lasers you will have on the field. Do you know what it means to harm others but ultimately to yourself..."

"ah???"

PS: The time is set, so I'll go there at nine o'clock tomorrow...

(End of chapter)

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