Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What The Hell Is Titanfall?
/ Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What the Hell is Titanfall? Chapter 29
Chapter 29 A groundhog fell into a cactus pile
"No no no no... wait a minute!!"
Liuliu is in a hurry!
No wonder she was quite confused before, thinking that there was no barrage when there was no barrage?
These bat monsters all look stupid and can't attack.
It turns out that the so-called "bullet screen" in your family is made up of monsters!
Human sea tactics! !
Seeing layers of bats swarming up, Liuliu felt flustered!
at this time!
She finally understood why this game only has a movement button.
Because players have too many things to deal with at the same time!
Not only do you have to dodge and move, avoid monster attacks!
Also maintain the level of attack to cause an effective kill!
You must always keep an eye on the tide of monsters and look for breakthroughs!
Even have to pay attention to the drop of experience gems at all times, take the time to pick them up!
busy!
But Liuliu is too busy!
Looking at the flustered and flustered Liuliu in the live broadcast room, who would scream when touched by a monster, the bullet screen was suddenly filled with a happy atmosphere—
'Hahahahaha classic classic carelessness' disregarding '
'The number of monsters is too exaggerated, hahahahahaha...'
'The whip is smoking'
'Tell me a joke—this game is too simple (dog head)'
'When Liuliu sees it, I must give you a set of silence packages'
'It's okay, she doesn't have time to watch the barrage now'
'Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha'
'Brother Whip: Sister, are you mocking the designer? Why did the intensity come up so suddenly? '
'Bat Monster: Give you a little shock from another world'
'The whip whips black things, is this the American Farm? '
'Ha ha ha ha grass! This joke is too hellish! '
'Big Teacher: You know what I'm going to sing (wisdom)'
'I'll die laughing in the barrage sooner or later'
'You died laughing in the barrage, sister died directly in the barrage'
'Hahahahahahaha…'
On the bullet screen, laughter and laughter!
In the live broadcast room, screams again and again!
The bats flooding in like a tidal wave are dazzling, and if you are not careful, you will encounter blood.
Although the damage every time is not too high!
But I can't stand stabbing flesh with a knife!
For a while, the live broadcast room was filled with surprises from Liuliu:
"Ouch!"
"do not!"
"Oh my god!"
Like a groundhog that fell into a cactus pile.
Though, the accompanying upgrades also brought her some weapons and passives.
But after all, it was the first time I saw Liuliu, and I didn't know which props were more powerful, and I wanted to try all the props, and I couldn't chew more, which made the battle more and more tense.
Finally, under a sudden wave of bat sanctions, Han Hate fell down.
"oops-!!"
Liuliu patted the table unwillingly.
But Zhuang Zhuang, who heard the movement of his sister, gloated and asked knowingly: "Ah! Sister Jie! You won't die!"
He gritted his teeth in anger!
"Ah! Yes! How about it!"
"What about you! Have you reopened everything!"
Strong entered the game a little earlier than she did.
Liu Liu thought that no matter what, it was impossible for her younger brother to be much better than her when they first met.
However!
Just listen to the voice channel, Zhuang Zhuang hey hey!
"I'm sorry, sister! If you are free, welcome to my live broadcast room to guide you!"
The tone of Zhuang Zhuang shows off extremely, cheap:
"Come and guide me how to end the game so quickly, hahahaha..."
Hearing this, Liuliu was surprised!
"Are you still alive?"
While talking, under the trend of curiosity, I entered my brother's live broadcast room at six or six o'clock.
See you!
The Zhuang Zhuang on the screen, holding a magic staff, surrounded by a halo of garlic, no grass grows anywhere he passes, and bat monsters fall in pieces!
The bats that are farther away will also be defeated by the magic ball fired by the staff in his hand.
even!
Three axes would fly out of his head from time to time, like a goddess scattering flowers, smashing to death the fish that slipped through the net.
As for Zhuang Zhuang, he yelled and went on a rampage all the way.
Ding Ding Ding absorbs the sound of experience gems, endless!
"Wuhu! Cool! This game really has an inexplicable cool feeling, so easy to decompress!"
Six Six:? ? ?
Is this a game I'm playing? !
Why does his game look so cool?
Seeing this, the audience in the live broadcast room were also shocked—
'Woc Zhuang Wangye is so fierce! '
'Mowing Wushuang is this? '
'It feels like playing with Liuliu is not a game...'
'Hahahahaha the style of the game has changed'
'I rely on the garlic aura to do area damage, so strong! '
'The mob dies when it touches it, **** it'
'The King Zhuang's side is the essence of the game, right?'
'Indeed, on the side of Liuliujie, the main focus is on aggrieved'
"Did you see it! Sister Jie!"
Zhuang Zhuang, who is able to do a job with ease, is much more calm than Liuliu.
Seeing my sister enter the live broadcast room, I am even more proud:
"I don't understand. How can this game be difficult? Isn't this just a mindless decompression game?"
"Look at me, is there any pressure?"
"This game is simply provoking my game skills..."
However!
Not waiting for him to finish talking!
Sudden change!
As the game time reached ten minutes, a circle of piranhas suddenly appeared on the screen.
Zhuang Zhuang was stunned: "Huh? New monster?"
Amid doubts, Zhuang Zhuang subconsciously wanted to find a breakthrough.
After ten minutes of playing, he also basically mastered a little skill of this game.
That is to keep yourself moving at all times, so as not to fall into the siege of monster waves.
But this time, when the piranha came, Zhuang Zhuang subconsciously wanted to find a breakthrough.
can be next second!
He made a frightening discovery—
"Damn!! Wait?!"
However, there is no gap in the circle surrounded by piranhas!
At this moment, like a trap that is constantly tightening, the scope is constantly narrowing, approaching him!
Just now, Zhuang Zhuang, who was talking and laughing happily, suddenly panicked!
"Hey, hey, I'm sure! Don't, don't, don't! You're cheating! How can I get out now!"
And just as he was panicking and looking for a way out, with the movement of the screen perspective, an even more desperate situation appeared—
A giant praying mantis as big as three of him stepped over the piranha and began to approach him!
Now!
Zhuang Zhuang truly realized what it means to "cut the hemp rope only at the fine point, and the bad luck only finds the poor"!
"Damn!! Come again?!"
this moment!
The fear of being dominated by Cat Leo's chain meter has come again!
"It's not... I'm sick!"
Seeing that the good situation is taking a turn for the worse, Zhuangzhuang is a little bit broken.
Obviously five seconds ago, he was still rampaging, experiencing the pleasure of mowing the grass.
In the blink of an eye, this BOSS who was as fleshy as a mammoth and remained untouched by countless damage numbers came down!
Moreover, he has no way to retreat, no way to avoid it!
Zhuangzhuang is in danger in front of him, and Liuliu is excited:
"Hey—strong—what should I do—"
"Isn't this a mowing game? What's going on—"
"Why can't I beat the boss—"
Yin and Yang strange!
The audience in the live broadcast room slapped the table and laughed wildly!
'Hahahahaha has never seen such yin and yang weird' s weird 's yin and yang.'
'The big revenge is avenged belongs to yes'
'I laughed so hard, the main focus is a sister, friend and brother Gong'
'Loving each other and being a family belongs to yes'
'It's too yin and yang, sister Jie'
'It feels like the face of the strong prince will turn green from anger'
'However, this level of difficulty comes up too quickly'
'Indeed, the difficulty has not been adjusted properly, the gap is too big'
'Is there a possibility that ten minutes ago was actually the preparation time given to you by the designer'
'Boil the frog in warm water, right?'
'Grass, it sounds like something that Cat Leo's designers would do'
'Indeed, this forced designer has always been a ghost, he understands the psychology of players too much'
'It's over...'
Talking!
In the picture, Zhuang Zhuang, who was just showing off his might, was forced into a corner.
The piranha behind him made him unable to retreat, and he could only watch the giant praying mantis boss approaching a little bit.
Click!
The sickle blade of the giant praying mantis waved, but in the blink of an eye, the mage controlled by Zhuang Zhuang was decapitated!
【GAME OVER】
Boom!
As the game ended, Zhuang Zhuang slammed the table and roared unwillingly!
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"Again!"
"I can't bear it a little bit today!!"
(end of this chapter)
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