Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What the Hell is Titanfall? Chapter 107

  Chapter 107 "The Five Virtues of Overcooked Kitchen"

   And with Gu Sheng's exclamation!

  The rhythm of the game has also become faster in an instant!

   Orders come one after another, and tomatoes are flying all over the sky.

  Shen Miaomiao felt that her kitchen knife was about to smoke, but she still couldn't keep up with the Spaghetti Monster's eating speed!

The key is!

   Gu Sheng, an annoying guy, has been dutifully playing the role of the waiter!

   "A vegetable salad! Waiting for you!"

   "A portion of cabbage tomato salad! Hurry up, the kitchen!"

   "Add another head salad! Tomato head salad time is coming soon!"

  This order hasn't been finished yet, the next one is coming.

  Gu Sheng is like the alarm clock at six or seven o'clock in the morning, which cannot be avoided or turned off.

  Shen Miaomiao felt like her head was getting bigger!

   Blood pressure soared rapidly!

   But luckily!

   Just when her small volcano was about to erupt, the plot killer appeared and finally saved Shen Miaomiao's blood pressure.

  The spaghetti monster seems to think that eating salad is too boring, so with a wave of his hand, he is about to destroy the city.

   But the Onion King saw that things were not going well, so he opened the portal with his backhand, threw Gu Sheng and Shen Miaomiao in, let them practice for a while, and then returned to this point in time to fight the Spaghetti Monster.

  The barrage whispered—

  'Damn it, the game is just starting now? '

  'Co-authored that just a teaching level? '

  'I think this game is a bit difficult, I'm in a hurry'

  'This is the right taste! It's my favorite golden flavor! '

  'Who on earth came up with the silly word Jin Weier? Every time I see it, I feel weird...'

  'Hahahahahahaha as long as you don't think about it'

  'Fortunately, it's over, otherwise I feel that Mr. Ou will be tortured and blown up'

  'No bombing is not allowed, so it is not a kind of torture'

  'Inch stop challenge, right? '

  'Hahahahaha grass…'

  The game officially begins!

  Shen Miaomiao took a deep breath!

   Now she finally knows why Gu Sheng reminded her to be a lady!

   Hold on, hold on to Shen Miaomiao.

  This is just a game, don't worry.

  Besides, it was a plot kill just now, and the difficulty of such a plot kill must be high, so I made myself so busy.

  The next game will definitely become casual.

  Thinking of this, Shen Miaomiao rolled her eyes and arched Gu Sheng with her elbow:

   "Hey, this cuts vegetables for you."

  Shen Miaomiao's little expression was a bit saucy.

  Because according to her observation just now, Gu Sheng has been in a relaxed state throughout the entire teaching level.

  Not only can he push his wheelchair around the room, but he even has the time to give himself the name of the dish to raise his blood pressure.

  In this way, I must have been a big injustice just now, and even took the initiative to undertake the heaviest vegetable cutting work in the game.

  So, Shen Miaomiao had an idea and decided to switch identities with Gu Sheng.

  She also wants to be an idle shopkeeper, supervisor, yelling twice, making sarcastic remarks, so that Lao Gu's blood pressure will also go up.

   "I chop vegetables?"

   Gu Sheng shrugged:

   "Okay, what about you?"

   "I'll just do the job you just did!"

   Shen Miaomiao took it for granted.

   "What did I do just now?"

  Gu Sheng was a little surprised:

   "I was placing orders, serving dishes, passing dishes and plates just now. I was very busy!"

cut-! !

  Shen Miaomiao almost turned her mouth to grandma's house.

   Want to lie to me again?

  You are so beautiful!

"It doesn't matter!"

  Shen Miaomiao is righteous:

   "I can handle it!"

snort!

  The cunning beater deliberately made his work extremely heavy, so that the stupid boss thought he was busy, but he was actually fishing like crazy, right? !

  You think you can fool me?

   "Don't worry about me! I can do it! You can just chop vegetables! Come on!"

   "Ah..." Gu Sheng was dumbfounded, it was the first time he heard such an outrageous request: "Don't go back on your word?"

   "Just don't regret it..." Shen Miaomiao narrowed her eyes at Gu Cheng.

   Then, he stuffed his controller into Gu Sheng's arms, took his console controller, and pressed the start button resolutely!

   "It's too late to explain Master Gu! Let's chop vegetables!"

  Actually, in the original game, the goal of the first level was to make onion soup, and there was only one menu.

  But in Gu Sheng's opinion, a menu is too boring.

  So in the first level, he added onions, tomatoes, mushrooms, three kinds of menus.

  The specific production method is to cut the raw materials, throw them into a soup pot in groups of three and simmer, and when the time is up, put them on a plate and serve them.

   It's not too difficult.

  One person is responsible for selecting and preparing dishes, and the other is responsible for stewing and serving. As for washing the dishes, whoever has time can do it.

  But the problem is!

   This time, Shen Miaomiao chose to do all the work, and only left the work of cutting vegetables that she considered "heavy" to Gu Sheng!

   Ding Ding!

  As the bell rang, the roles of the two sides switched, and the first level officially started!

  When the menu appeared, Shen Miaomiao grinned her mouth and bared her teeth, imitating Gu Sheng's tone just now!

   "Two servings of onion soup are here!"

  While speaking, Shen Miaomiao came to the material box, plunged into it, and imitated Gu Cheng just now, writhing.

  In an instant, onions, mushrooms, and tomatoes flew all over the sky, and they all smashed towards Gu Sheng.

However!

   Not more than ten seconds!

  The ingredients that were just thrown in the past turned into chopped dishes and flew back.

"Why?"

  Shen Miaomiao was taken aback for a moment, and stared blankly at Gu Sheng who had finished the work.

   Something is wrong?

  Just now, I obviously didn't hurry up after a messy meal, so why is it so easy in Gu Sheng's hands?

   "Look at me, look at the menu,"

  Gu Sheng raised his chin, signaling Shen Miaomiao to turn on the fire to make soup:

   "The time for soup is very short."

  Shen Miaomiao woke up like a dream!

   When I saw the order time, I immediately became numb!

   "Water, pot, pot... where's the pot?"

   "That's right in the corner."

   "Oh oh oh, three servings of onions...why can't I hold them?"

   "You at least have to have a plate?"

   "Oh oh oh plate plate...emmmmm...plate..."

   "Your pot is about to catch fire."

   "Hey, hey, don't stop, bring it down first, the plate, um, serve!"

   Ding Dong!

  The tip amount floated out on the screen, Shen Miaomiao heaved a sigh of relief, and finally finished the first order before the order disappeared.

   But before she can take a breath!

   "Here, here are three mushrooms for mushroom soup, three tomatoes for tomato soup, and next onion soup..."

   tuk tuk tuk—

   While Gu Sheng was talking, the kitchen knife in his hand flew up and down, wave after wave of processed ingredients flew towards Shen Miaomiao, and the past reappeared.

   "The tomato soup order is almost up..."

"I know, I know!"

   "The ingredients for onion soup have been cut..."

   "Throw it on the ground, throw it on the ground!"

   "Your pot is about to catch fire again..."

   "Put it up immediately!"

   "The soup can't be served until the plate is wiped..."

"oops-!"

  Shen Miaomiao felt that she had never been so busy in her life!

   Turn around and look at Gu Sheng!

   But I saw this bastard, holding a fire extinguisher and cosplaying Aisha in circles!

   "letitgo...letitgo...ah blah blah blah blah..."

   This is Gu Sheng's favorite project.

  The cute little chef holds the fire extinguisher while spraying and turning around, which will make people feel a sand sculpture breath from the inside out.

  The most important thing is that he chose a raccoon in a wheelchair.

   This sense of humor is even more prominent.

   Playing is having fun!

suddenly!

   Hearing Shen Miaomiao's shout beside him!

   "Gu Cheng! You're so **** stupid! Labor and management are as busy as digging a spinning top here!"

   "Are you holding a fire extinguisher around here?!"

   "You don't know how to clean the plate?!"

   "Am I not talkative, you will never see a little work in your eyes?!"

ah-? ? ?

  Gu Cheng opened his mouth wide in surprise, and looked at the furious Shen Miaomiao!

   "Didn't you say that I only need to chop vegetables? Are you still being reasonable?"

  This is too inexplicable!

  I'm just a disabled raccoon in charge of cutting things?

  How can you go back on your word and treat me like this?

   But at this time, Shen Miaomiao, who had already erupted, didn't care about this!

   "I'm on the road to Shu! Barbarians!!"

   "Go! Go! Can't I go?!"

  Gu Sheng shrank his neck. Although he didn't know why he was scared, he couldn't help but feel terrified when he saw the little Nezha looking like he was going to bite someone. He hurriedly pushed the wheelchair and rolled to the sink, and brushed the dishes:

   "What an unreasonable woman..."

  The barrage is laughing like crazy! !

  'Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa strong sense of oppression'

'Appeared! The first famous mountain in Sichuan and Chongqing - Shudao Mountain! '

  'Master Gu reminded the entire scene of the image of a lady, but Mr. Ou personally broke it'

  'Mr. Ou: What are you so unladylike! I'm like serving food now! '

  'Poor brother Shengzi, obviously cosplaying Princess Aisha is pretty good'

  'I was thrown by the ear to the side of the basin, hahahahaha'

  'What is the daily life of the Sichuan-Chongqing couple hahahahahaha'

  'Old Gu is probably not an ear-scratcher~'

   'I **** laughed until the property came to me'

  'If you harm others, you will end up harming yourself, brother Shengzi! The way of heaven is reincarnation, the retribution of the mini game is finally your turn! '

   'I **** died laughing…'

  'What's the matter with being inexplicably addicted...'

  'KSWL'

  'Hawk the kitchen (X) Hide the couple (√)'

  'It's so fun, let's play with my girlfriend! '

  'It's not buddy, are you fucking? '

  'Don't scold, don't scold, I'm already installing...'

'I also…'

   'Well, I actually bought it too…'

   'You boy...'

  Looking at the two noisy people on the screen.

   At this time, the Golden Wind project team watching the fun outside the screen was dumbfounded!

no?

ah?

   These two people are too **** good to live broadcast, right? !

  The first level, this is it!

  1-1!

   It exploded? !

   For a moment, everyone felt that it was outrageous, but it was even more funny!

  Twittering like a rookie boss in the fire, plus a master director who is submissive and full of helplessness.

  How interesting these two people look!

"never mind,"

   After a long time, in the group chat meeting room, Lu Bian's helpless voice came out:

   "Everyone's red envelopes should be given to Lao Gu at that time. There is still half an hour before the end of the live broadcast. It is estimated that Lao Gu will not come back from Zhongjing in full..."

   As soon as this remark comes out!

   There was a brief silence in the group chat meeting room.

   Hearing a puff, Jiang Shan, who had a low laugh, was the first to lose her temper and burst out laughing.

   Immediately after—

  Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha...

   A wild laugh came from the online conference room!

  In the live broadcast room, a happy atmosphere suddenly filled!

   And Gu Sheng and Shen Miaomiao also became more and more involved in the fight, and even created the famous scene of "Five Virtues of "Overcooked Kitchen""—

  respectively [husband and wife love]:

   "Wow, shit! Hiss—report! I put the soup you just made into the trash can!"

"ah?"

   "The serving port is too close to the trash can, I misaligned..."

   "Gu Cheng, I beat you—!!"

   There is also 【Mind Consonance】:

   "Hey, hey, don't squeeze me, I want to serve!"

   "You avoid my pot first, it's going to catch fire!"

   "This is the only way, you give way!"

   "There is only one way to know, and you are still stuck with me!"

   "You-don't-squeeze-uh-uh-uh-"

   "You-let-open-ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm))

  There is [raise the eyebrows]:

   "Stop running around with your beeping pot, I beg you..."

   "I want to serve! Serve!"

   "The plate is in my hand, what the **** are you doing!"

   "Why don't you chop vegetables and run around with a plate every day?"

   "Aren't you really holding the pot? Are you talking about me???"

  There is also 【Qin Se He Ming】:

   "Yo yo yo, it's been a few days since Master Gu is so lazy? Can't even cut two or two heads of vegetables?"

   "Is this what you said? Did you see this plate of steak you just fried? Hey! Reportedly fell into the water~"

   "Gu Sheng! What the fuck! That's the steak I worked so hard to fry after falling into the water and dying three times!!"

   "I know you are in a hurry, but don't be in a hurry, because you will be in a hurry..."

   There is also [Hundred Years of Love]:

   "Oh no, you're about to give me a heart attack..."

   "Obviously you're the one who cheated! You can't even play your own game well!"

   "I cook? I return the food? Without me, this kitchen would have been overwhelmed long ago!"

   "Come on! You see, you're hot too!"

   "I really can't play with you a little, I'm..."

   "Huh! I don't want to play with you yet!"

   "Whoever puts out the fire is the dog!"

   "I'll kill you—"

  The sea of ​​fire is like the end of the world.

  Gu Sheng rotated the wheelchair, like a believer praying for the coming of the **** of fire, chanting words, hoping that the fire would completely consume the kitchen, so that he could end this painful journey of being tortured by the vegetable chicken boss.

   And Shen Miaomiao snatched Gu Sheng's fire extinguisher, performed her traditional art, pointed the mouth of the fire extinguisher at Gu Sheng, and let out a sharp bark to vent her dissatisfaction.

   "I will never play with you again!!"

  A hilarious live broadcast ended in the angry words of the two like children.

  Even, even the final host's closing words were trembling, and he looked like he couldn't hold back his laughter, which made the water friends burst into laughter and heartache!

   Once popular in the mini game market!

   Almost overnight, Overcooked Kitchen has become the darling of the small game circle with its tricky attributes and strong fun.

   It is nicknamed "Break Up Kitchen" by many players.

   And the anchors also saw the excellent live broadcast effect of this game, and started to play it one after another!

   Even, because of the appearance of the nonsense kitchen, all the live broadcast platforms in China have been infected with the "Golden Wind Syndrome" for nearly a week—

  During the prime time period from 8:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m. on all platforms, more than 70% of the anchors are playing the Golden Wind game.

   Either!

   is a PUBG player who gallops through the jungle, breaks out of the encirclement again and again, and eats chicken at night.

   Either!

   It's about making friends with three or five friends, laughing and cursing in the live broadcast room, step by step from a normal mentality to a nonsense kitchen player with a broken mentality!

  Suddenly, the emotional value in Gu Sheng's system soared!

   Even, it has far exceeded his expectations!

   According to this progress, it is estimated that in less than half a month, he will be able to unlock the core data of "Titanfall 2"!

   The thought of controlling BT in the somatosensory cabin, Gu Sheng couldn't help but feel a surge of emotion!

The key is!

   This time!

  They will also cooperate with Yiyou, under the guidance of Yiyou Technology Department, to optimize the full sense system to match Yiyou x2's full sense enhancement auxiliary system!

   That is to say!

  If this time, Golden Wind and Yiyou both succeed!

So!

   All somatosensory cabin works released by Gu Sheng after that will also have a qualitative leap!

no doubt!

   This is absolutely attractive to Gu Sheng!

   Not only as a designer, but also as a player!

  Gu Sheng's mood was agitated.

   But on the other side, Shen Miaomiao was not in a very good mood.

   In the blink of an eye, a week has passed, and today is the day for her system to settle accounts.

with no doubt.

   This game, which cost about 300,000 yuan, made money as expected.

but.

  The reason why she was in a bad mood was not this.

  Because since the day she decided to go on the live broadcast to promote "Overcooked Kitchen" with Gu Sheng, she already had an estimate in her heart, knowing that this game will most likely not lose money.

   Besides, it's just a small game with an investment of 300,000 yuan.

  Even if it was a total loss, it would only be three million.

  She is a person who has seen large rebates, and there is an **** behind who will guarantee the loss, this amount of money is nothing to her.

  The reason why she is in a bad mood.

  Because since the two of them said the phrase "I will never play with you again" in the live broadcast, they really never played together in the kitchen again.

   Actually Shen Miaomiao quite liked this game.

   It can even be said that this is the longest game she has played since Defending the Carrot.

  Because the game has a matching mechanism.

  So these days, she will go online from time to time to match other little chefs to play together.

  However, there is no longer the feeling of being angry and funny when playing with Gu Sheng.

  Although, for several days in between, Shen Miaomiao secretly hinted to Gu Sheng whether he wanted to play games with her.

   But Gu Sheng is like a wooden stake, and he doesn't know whether he really doesn't understand, or pretends not to understand.

  In short, I just never played with her.

   This made Shen Miaomiao feel a little sad, she felt that Gu Sheng must have thought that she was messing around with food.

   Come to think of it.

   Nestled on the sofa in the conference room, Shen Miaomiao, who was holding the handle, was upset for a while.

  The little feet resting on the conference table kicked in a temper: "Oh, it's so annoying, bastard, do you like to play or not, you despise aunt, and aunt still despises you, whether you like to play or not, I can play well..."

   click.

   is playing a little temper!

  Suddenly, with a click, the door of the conference room was pushed open from the outside.

  Shen Miaomiao looked up.

  I saw Gu Sheng carrying his satchel, standing at the door, looking at her with a complicated expression.

  Gu Sheng's sudden appearance surprised Shen Miaomiao, but the petty temper just now hadn't completely subsided, so she raised her neck and said a little arrogantly:

   "You...why are you looking at me like that?"

   "I'm not looking at you, I'm looking at this conference room,"

  Gu Sheng leaned against the door, smacked his lips and said:

   "Now our conference room feels like Hailan House."

  Shen Miaomiao didn't understand: "How do you say it?"

   "It's a new **** feeling every time I come over,"

   Gu Sheng said:

   "It can be a conference room, an audio-visual room, a temple, or a..."

   Talking.

  Gu Sheng looked at the game interface of the Noisy Kitchen game on the projection screen:

"gaming room."

   Tut.

  Gu Sheng smacked his lips: "This place charges you money according to the conference room standard, it's really a big loss."

"My pleasure!"

  Shen Miaomiao leaned on the sofa, Erlang raised his legs and put his little feet on the conference table:

   "My site, I say it is a game room and it is a game room!"

   "Awesome,"

  Gu Sheng raised his thumb:

   "Then how do you charge for this game hall? I want to play for an hour, but I only have two coconut-flavored lollipops, is that enough?"

   As soon as this remark comes out!

  Shen Miaomiao was taken aback for a moment!

   Immediately afterwards, the little temper just now disappeared like a cloud blown away by the wind!

   "Oops—it's better to be early than to be late,"

  Shen Miaomiao tried her best to hold back the corners of her lips, and casually patted the empty seat beside her:

   "In the past, I got four lollipops for an hour, and today it's half the price,"

   "Sit down, I'll add a handle for you!"

  PS: There will be special circumstances tomorrow (May 24th), so I would like to take a day off from readers, and the update will resume normally on the 25th.

  (end of this chapter)

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