Chapter 1244: Chapter 1216: The Eye of the Heart Is as Small as a Grain of Rice (Update for 3000+ Monthly Tickets) Chapter 1244: Chapter 1216: The Eye of the Heart Is as Small as a Grain of Rice (Update for 3000+ Monthly Tickets) “`
When Edward Farmbright started to cook, he suddenly remembered something.
Clutching a spatula and a kitchen knife, he charged in, pointing at Yuzo Joel and angrily exclaimed.
“That's not right! You old man, you tricked me!”
Yuzo Joel blinked, “What did I trick you into?”
“You pretend to be giving me a chance to vent my anger, to deal with Emma Clark, but something about it doesn't add up. Aren't you just sending me over to be that four-eyed spooky girl's nanny?!”
Ding-dong! Correct!
Yuzo Joel wore an expression of righteous indignation, “How could you even think so? Do I look like that kind of person to you?”
“Yes!”
Edward Farmbright clenched his teeth, having been unwittingly outsmarted by the old man, but it was his own fault for being a step too slow.
“I was considering the bigger picture. Your junior sister is not in the right condition and shouldn't learn anything too negative. I've picked out some fun medical records for her to cheer up a pregnant woman's mind and body, like this one about necrophilia, and then there's this psychological analysis of a serial killer who flays his victims…”
“Are you joking? To have a pregnant woman study these? Aren't you afraid that the Arua she's raising will cut you?” Edward Farmbright rubbed his jaw; it was still sore from where Mario Yuno hit him.
“Forget it, you old man clearly have no sense of appropriateness. I'll choose the cases, and keep your messy stuff away from scaring people!”
Yuzo Joel revealed a triumphant smile, heh heh, who knew that Yacob was the most softhearted kid!
The yet-to-realize-he'd-been-duped-again Edward Farmbright revealed a sinister smile, “Watch me torture her to death! I'll make this little girl realize she's not the second in charge to the heavens, and I'll show her what professional domination is, and that the ginger gets spicier with age!”
Yuzo Joel held back a laugh, “Exactly, go ahead and flatten her with your expertise!”
Edward Farmbright gripped the spatula tightly, filled with determination, and instantly imagined several scenes like this:
Scene 1: He's holding a small whip, Emma Clark wiping her tears as she copies books, saying with every word that she was sorry for being so dumb and shouldn't have been so stupid!
Scene 2: He scornfully points at Kiara's nose, Are you using your head as a decoration? Such a simple case and you can't even handle it!
Scene 3: Kiara and Mario Yuno kneel beside his feet, crying and repenting, We're sorry, Senior Brother, we shouldn't have let Arua beat you up, please, with your great generosity, forgive us, this couple with not-so-high IQs.
Ha ha ha!
It couldn't be more exhilarating.
“Oh no, the pot is about to burn!” Edward Farmbright snapped out of his daydream and hurried back to the kitchen.
Yuzo Joel shook his head. Although the kid had learned about eighty percent of his skills, his soft heart was a real headache. If he ever fell into the hands of that scheming little girl, Kiara, it was hard to say who would end up dealing with whom.
The future truly was something to look forward to.
When Mario Yuno went back, he immediately told Kiara about Edward Farmbright's visit to Professor Joel, of course, he omitted the fact they started fighting upon meeting, claiming it was just a chance encounter, not knowing what the other was there for.
Kiara's deepest impression of this unseen Eldest Brother was that he was an unlucky kid.
He only wanted to come and see her the last time, ended up getting used by Kiara to cure Camden's medical issue, and even got beaten up afterward.
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A few days ago, Kiara asked Yuzo Joel why she needed to be wary of Edward Farmbright, and his answer made Kiara laugh and cry at the same time.
Yuzo Joel said that Edward Farmbright was stubborn with a soft heart and too melodramatic, afraid that he might spout nonsense and rile up Kiara, which was why he gave her a heads-up. His rush to get Aka there was to have Aka block Edward Farmbright, in case Edward Farmbright's sharp tongue said something Kiara didn't want to hear, Aka could intervene.
It caused a huge misunderstanding, resulting in Camden giving Edward Farmbright a beating.
“Although I haven't had any contact with him, the master said that this Eldest Brother is just a bit loose-lipped, but he's still a pretty good guy. When we see him in the future, let's not get too stiff with him. We should at least be polite, especially since you fought with him before.”
Upon hearing this, Mario Yuno nodded, thinking that he better not tell his daughter-in-law about the beating he gave earlier that day.
As good as the intentions were, it hadn't been even a week before Kiara received a call from Yuzo Joel, telling her that this week's class at the maternity and child care would be led by Edward Farmbright, who was already waiting for her outside the neighborhood.
Hurriedly packing her things, Kiara went downstairs and saw Edward Farmbright standing at the gate, looking coldly arrogant, having a stare-off with the gatekeeper. Kiara wondered what he was up to when she saw Edward Farmbright stretch out his hand…
She saw Andrew Farmstead point a finger at the gatekeeper on duty, “Weren't you pretty tough last time.”
The gatekeeper had already received Kiara's call and knew that this was a guest of the boss's family, so he pretended not to see the provocation and stood up straight.
“How come you're not being tough with me today? Come on, do it! Weren't you really tough?”
Kiara watched this scene with dark lines forming on her forehead. The master's assessment of this guy was really accurate. His heart is only as big as a grain of rice, isn't it?
Andrew Farmstead was just about to take his revenge for the last time he got beaten up, but when he turned his head and saw Kiara coming out, he instantly switched to a smiling face and said to the gatekeeper.
“Good, very good, this work attitude deserves praise, verrygood!”
This sudden change of face shocked the security guard, who stared wide-eyed at him. Does this person have a twin? The contrast between his fronts and backs is too big!
Suddenly Kiara remembered explaining the term “Green Tea Bitch” to Aka, who then said that it sounded just like her Senior Brother. Her Eldest Brother was exactly like a small-minded person pretending to be a saint in front of others, a super Green Tea indeed.
“Junior Sister, this is our first meeting, I'm your Senior Brother, Andrew Farmstead.”
His demeanor so mild, his expression so friendly, if Kiara hadn't just heard how acidic he could speak, she might have believed he was a well-behaved kid.
Thoughts of Sophia Beautiful Green Tea Green at home crossed her mind. Tsk tsk, so alike.
“Senior Brother, hello, I'm Emma Clark. Please guide me.”
“Junior Sister is too modest. I dare not instruct, but I must follow the master's command. I've heard that the Junior Sister's current physical condition is special, and I'm not sure if she can adapt to my Spartan-style education, and that gives me quite a headache.”
This string of wordy speech, all in E-language, used a lot of pompous vocabulary, almost catching up to classical Chinese. It was fortunate that Kiara had a solid foundation, so it wasn't too hard to understand.
She pondered for a moment and summed up Edward Farmbright's words as having a hidden needle in the cotton: the master asked me to take you on, but I'm not happy about it. Don't think that being pregnant earns you any special treatment, let's see if I don't work you to death!
Kiara chuckled inwardly but kept a poker face as she replied in Chinese, “The day when power's in hand, I'll torment all beneath the heavens who deceived me, you dog!”
Thinking she's so cool just because she knows a few words in bird language?
A few typical non-mainstream signatures used on Penguin could easily outplay him!
True enough, Edward Farmbright's forehead was soon covered in question marks.
…What does that mean?
Chapter end
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