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No Jokes Here Chapter 65

After seeing these two words, Lin Qianan immediately thought of the associated mythical stalk.

The arrival of myths, the resurgence of myths, and the stalks of the underworld are actually a lot in reality.

If a similar meme appeared, it would not be impossible for a ghost gate to appear.

The question is that Fengdu Ghost Town is on the other side of Qing'an City. Isn't it a little strange that the ghost gate is here?

Moreover, according to what Lin Qianan knew when he wrote the novel, the gate of the ghost gate is the gate that divides yin and yang, and the only way to the underworld. There should be sixteen ghost kings and two little ghosts guarding the gate, belonging to one very important place.

In other words, just like the South Gate of Heaven, it is the face of the underworld.

And no matter how you look at it, there is no atmosphere like the underworld.

Just as Lin Qianan was thinking, the last part of the stele also appeared on the surface, and the last word, as Lin Qianan thought, was a "guan" character, which is one of the traditional Chinese characters for Guan.

Because Lin Qianan excavated a part of the soil, it was suspended in the void.

Lin Qianan put his hand on it and tried again to get the system to absorb its obstruction points, but the system still did not respond.

At the same time, Lin Qianan felt a strange coldness coming from the place where his palm was in contact with the stone tablet, and he couldn't help but withdraw his hand.

Lin Qianan looked at the stone tablet that was as tall as two people, and his expression became a little puzzled.

It's a pity that the real eye medicine on him has expired, otherwise he should be able to see some clues.

At this moment, a ray of red light suddenly burst out from the three words on the stone tablet, the three words "Ghost Gate". Immediately, the surrounding space began to distort in a state visible to the naked eye.

Lin Qian'an's head jumped, and just as she was about to leave, system prompts appeared.

[Hint: There is a stalk near the host, which has been marked. 】

[Hint: There is a stalk near the host, which has been marked. 】

He turned his head to look, and saw that different spirit bodies walked out of the void. They were male and female, old and young, some had an arm broken, some had lost half their head, and some were His body was intact, but his eyes were dull and his expression was numb.

Without exception, their bodies were covered with layers of red light.

Not long after, within ten meters of Lin Qian'an's body, twenty or thirty similar spirit bodies were already surrounded, and the number was still increasing.

And they are all slowly approaching the ghost gate stone monument in the center.

Lin Qianan clenched the Yaoshan stick tightly in his right hand, and took out his mobile phone from the space ring with his left hand, looking at it, and sure enough, it was already twelve o'clock.

Suddenly, a spirit body seemed to sense the presence of Lin Qian'an, it slowly raised its head to look at Lin Qian'an, and then suddenly accelerated its pace and charged towards Lin Qian'an.

"This eldest brother, if you have something to say, don't be impulsive!"

Lin Qianan tried to communicate with him, but the other party didn't respond at all.

Seeing this, Lin Qianan put away the phone, raised his hand, and shot out a sword qi, the spirit body collided with the sword qi, and it dissipated in an instant, dropping a stalk.

However, before Lin Qianan went to pick it up, more and more spirit bodies started rushing towards Lin Qianan.

Lin Qian'an shot out several sword qi in a row, killed several spirit bodies, and then performed light work, jumping into the sky.

At the same time, Lin Qianan also took out an extended version of "Foguang No. 1" witch medicine from the space ring and drank it.

The material of this witch medicine itself is a little special. Although it is also made by enchanted music skewers, the music stored in it is a light music version of the piano song of the Great Compassion Mantra with a length of 12 minutes.

While the effect remains the same, the duration is longer.

The only problem is that An Tong took a little more time to enchant, and Lin Qianan used a little more mental power when refining the witch medicine.

At the entrance of the witch medicine, Lin Qian'an's body was immediately enveloped in a faint golden Buddha light.

At the same time, even the Yaoshan stick in his hand was stained with golden light.

A veritable dazzle!

In mid-air, Lin Qian'an slammed the mountain stick to the ground.

Bang~!

A stick fell, and the soil flew, but all the spiritual bodies that collided with the Yaoshan stick disintegrated.

What made Lin Qianan feel a little awkward was that his stick didn't feel like hitting the real thing at all, he only felt a little bit of hitting the ground.

At this time, another spirit body came back to Lin Qian'an. Without thinking too much, Lin Qian'an lifted the stick and swept away, and in an instant, the three spirit bodies were scattered under the Buddha's light.

Seeing that it was so easy, Lin Qianan simply used these spirit bodies to practice the stick technique.

When "Sweeping the Ground" was performed, four or five spirit bodies scattered left and right, and dozens of sticks were swept away, and there were not a few spirit bodies left in the field.

There are only stalks that fall to the ground.

Inside these things were a bunch of flowers, a wooden comb with rotten teeth, and oddballs like marbles.

Based on previous experience, Lin Qian'an guessed that most of this was the item that he placed his obsession with.

After spending some time cleaning up all the ghosts and ghosts left in the ghost realm, Lin Qianan packed all the stalks on the ground into the space ring and returned to the stone monument at the gate of the ghost gate.

Lin Qian'an looked a little puzzled. This thing is so obvious. Why did An Tong say that the members of the first team who came in front of him didn't find it?

As soon as this thought appeared, Lin Qianan suddenly thought of a possibility.

He withdrew ten meters away, and when he looked back, he found that the stone tablet had disappeared.

When he returned to within ten meters of the stele, he saw its existence again.

Sure enough, he was able to see it because the system helped mark it.

And those people in the first team, I am afraid that even if they have a similar "spiritual eye" ability, it is estimated that they can only see the spiritual body at most, but not the stone tablet.

After watching for a while, Lin Qianan raised the Yaoshan stick in his hand and slammed it directly at the stone tablet.

Bang ~ kacha!

There was a gap on the stele, and a small fragment fell.

Lin Qianan noticed that the fragment also had a marked red light on it, so he stepped forward and picked it up.

It was cold to start with, it felt like taking a piece of ice.

Lin Qian'an moved slightly, and a system prompt appeared.

[Hint: Whether to collect the stalk points attached to the current stalk. (Hint: After collecting the stalk points, the stalks will lose their original function.)]

Seeing this, Lin Qianan was overjoyed.

Is it enough to smash it down?

Then he decisively chose yes.

[Hint: 15.2 stalk points have been successfully collected. 】

After absorbing the stalk point, the stone also turned into fly ash and dissipated.

However, Lin Qian'an was a little surprised. Just a fragment as big as a fingernail, 15 points?

Then, he set his eyes on the stone tablet, and his expression suddenly became much more subtle.

The real essence was running, and Lin Qianan slammed it down with another stick.

Bang~kacha~!

This time a bigger piece fell.

Lin Qianan stepped forward to pick it up and obtained a full 20 stalk points.

While satisfied, Lin Qianan decided that the next blow must be a big one.

He took a small step back, and the real essence in his body was accumulated on the Yaoshan stick, making the whole Yaoshan stick golden. After a few seconds of charging, Lin Qianan directly grabbed the Yaoshan stick with both hands and slammed it down on the stone tablet.

The stick is fierce, and the power contained on it is extremely terrifying.

But at this moment, a system prompt appeared.

[Hint: There is a stalk near the host, which has been marked. 】

The next moment, a huge Wuqing palm protruded out of the sky, grabbed Lin Qianan's Yaoshan stick directly, and dissolved all its power.

Under Lin Qian'an's astonished gaze, there was a green-faced fangs beside the stone tablet, with a hook and lock around his waist, and a strange being about 10 feet tall.

He looked at Lin Qian'an angrily, and shouted: "Mortal, dare to smash the monument of the gods in the underworld town, courting death!"

"I said it was a misunderstanding, do you believe it?" Lin Qianan said with an ugly expression.

The benefits are moving!

These three sticks actually smashed out a behind-the-scenes boss!

"Don't talk too much, you will offend the divine power of the underworld. This time, you will never be born again." The evil ghost said.

After saying that, he directly probed his claws and grabbed it towards Lin Qian'an.

Lin Qian'an quickly let go of the Yaoshan stick, performed lightly kung fu, and avoided the grab in a vertical motion.

"Brother, I really didn't mean to offend." Lin Qianan tried to explain.

It's not that he didn't have the idea of ​​a war.

The main reason is that the strength of the two sides is obviously not at the same level. He just tried to extract the Yaoshan stick, but no matter how he used his true essence to exert force~www.mtlnovel.com~ the Yaoshan stick would not move in the opponent's hand, he really had no choice. !

"Dare to resist?"

The evil ghost glared angrily, raised his hand and directly threw the hook at his waist towards Lin Qian'an.

Lin Qianan tried to dodge, but found that the hook lock seemed to be able to navigate automatically, so he chased after him directly, and was entangled by the hook lock before running more than ten meters.

The true essence in his body was running, and he couldn't break free at all.

The evil ghost said, "Take it!"

He spat out a word, and the hook lock was retracted instantly, and even Lin Qian'an was taken into his palm and held, even if Lin Qian'an exerted his full power on the fifteenth floor "Vajra Fighting Demons", he was pinched to the point of pain.

Looking at the face of the evil ghost with green face and fangs up close, Lin Qian'an's heart beat violently, and finally he couldn't hold back.

"Tong Zun is here!"

Following Lin Qian'an's roar, his figure suddenly turned into a little monk about twelve years old, wearing a gray monk's robe and a string of sandalwood beads hanging on his chest.

Bang~!

Lin Qian'an's body was surging with true energy, and golden light bloomed all over his body. He easily shattered the hook that bound him, and broke free from the evil ghost's palm.

With a movement, Lin Qian'an came to the other palm of the evil ghost, and directly held the Yaoshan stick that was caught by the evil ghost.

Om~!

Juli was released from the thin arm, and when the stick turned around, the evil spirit unconsciously let go of the Yaoshan stick.

Bang~!

The evil ghost slapped it under the palm of his hand, and Lin Qianan jumped back with his stick and retreated dozens of meters away. After dodging the attack, he quietly looked at the evil ghost in front of him.

"Invitation to the gods? Who are you? Do you know what a monstrous mistake your junior has made? He dared to smash the Divine Gate of the Underworld and offend the divine power of the underworld!" The evil ghost glared at Lin Qian'an and said.

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