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No Jokes Here Chapter 38

Xu Zhan also disappeared?

Hearing this, Lin Qian'an immediately became more vigilant.

According to his speculation, most of Xu Zhan is also a protagonist.

If you are the protagonist, you must have the corresponding golden finger or the luck of the protagonist.

If Xu Zhan also disappeared, there is a high possibility that this incident is related to an abnormal event.

After the police left, Lin Qianan stepped forward to ask Xu Zhan's neighbor, Aunt Zhang, and then learned that Xu Zhan went to find his sister, but suddenly lost contact last night.

After learning about this, Lin Qian'an's thought of going outside the city to practice "Yaoshan Stick" immediately disappeared.

He returned to his residence and began to think.

After a while, he turned on Xuanlong's mobile phone, found the general group of non-staff members of the Dragon Group, and sent a message.

Novelist: There seems to be something unusual happening near me, what should I do?

Librarian: Well, just call the local Longfang Bureau to investigate. You must not act without authorization.

Mushroom Brave: Yes, yes, we are just non-staff personnel. We have no task request from above. We must not commit suicide alone. There was a young man who went to investigate abnormal events by himself. , what a pity.

Hateful: I'm curious, what is the abnormal event you discovered?

 …

Looking at the reply above, Lin Qianan woke up.

He was still hesitant about whether to take a risk. He was simply stupid.

The country has now announced abnormal information, and the alarm phone numbers of the Long Group are everywhere. As long as a call is made, the local Long Group Bureau personnel will come to investigate. What risk is he taking?

Thinking of this, Lin Qianan couldn't help laughing at himself. He clearly knew how to do it before, but now that he has some ability, he actually floats up.

This kind of thinking is obviously unacceptable.

After self-reflection, Lin Qianan directly dialed the internal communication number of Qing'an Longzu Bureau.

After getting through the phone, the other party wrote down the information that Lin Qianan told, and then said that he would go to investigate and deal with it.

Lin Qian'an also breathed a sigh of relief, and then took the bus out of the city according to the original plan.

After getting off the car at a small intersection outside the city, Lin Qian'an directly performed Qinggong and quickly ran to an uninhabited hillside outside the city.

Looking at the empty scenery all around, Lin Qianan couldn't help but let out a loud roar.

Not to mention, it's very decompressing.

Afterwards, Lin Qian'an thought about it, and the Yaoshan stick in the space ring appeared directly in his hand.

He still struggled to pick up the 64-pound Yaoshan stick, but it was at least several times better than when it started.

The true essence in his body was transported to his arms, and a huge force was blessed on his arms.

At this time, the Shanshan stick was already like a small stick of five or six pounds to Lin Qian'an.

After waving it at random, he found a pine tree the size of an adult's thigh. Immediately, according to the true qi operation method of "Knock on the Mountain Stick", he suddenly gathered the true essence in his body on the mountain stick, and charged up for a while. Seconds later, he hit the tree directly.

Bang ~ bang ~ bang!

With a loud noise, the pine tree fell down with the sound of the tree body breaking.

Lin Qian'an's palms were a little numb, and his expression was slightly surprised.

He really didn't expect the power of this stick to be so great.

You must know that just now because he was not proficient in using it, he couldn't gather too much real energy on the Yaoshan stick.

If he is more proficient and has a long enough time to charge, the power of a stick should be even more terrifying.

Having said that, using "Knock on the Mountain Stick" to consume real yuan is really effective.

Lin Qianan felt that the stick just now consumed at least half of his dantian's true energy.

If he smashed dozens of sticks casually a day, he estimated that he would be able to use up the real energy in his dantian. From this look, his previous thoughts were completely unfounded.

No matter how fast the recovery speed is, it will never keep up with this level of consumption.

And as his proficiency increases, the consumption may be even faster.

Next, he can continue to rush acupoints to break through the cultivation base, and he has no worries about the possibility of being overwhelmed by his dantian true essence.

At most, after the recovery speed is faster, go out and hit a few more sticks.

After practicing "Knock on the Mountain Stick" for a few times, Lin Qian'an tried to perform "King Kong's Demon Demonstration" again.

Right now, he naturally still can't summon the Vajra Dharma, but when he runs the exercise, a faint pale golden light will appear on the surface of his body.

Lin Qianan felt that this was roughly equivalent to the "Golden Bell Jar" on the ninth floor.

Of course, this doesn't mean that he has really practiced the "Golden Bell Jar" on the ninth floor, it's just because of the blessing of the effect of True Yuan.

Seriously speaking, if Lin Qian'an's current "Vajra Fighting Demons" is considered to be 200 layers, he has only reached the third layer at most.

Slow progress is really slow.

However, there is no way to do it. In the early stage of this exercise, you need to be beaten constantly, and then use infuriating qi to temper the skin and muscles and bones to practice. It is a kind of external exercise.

Lin Qian'an practiced alone, and he couldn't deal ruthlessly with himself. He didn't dare to punch himself too hard with his fists. He was able to train to the third level in such a short period of time, which was already considered an extraordinary talent.

Time passed, and it came to June 24th.

Lin Qian'an's novel "Tong Zun" is about to come to an end. The current word count is 930,000 words. He intends to finish it in about a million words, so he has already started to finish.

After writing a book in three months, his efficiency is unmatched.

The book friends told him not to work so hard, his health was important, and he was so moved that they gave him a wave of rewards.

Lin Qian'an sometimes felt a little ashamed and embarrassed.

But he has already made a decision. When he goes back to Chaofan.com to write a novel, he will discuss with the official to see if he can spread some martial arts in the "Martial Classic".

If it is possible, he will give back the welfare, and the book friends are not at a loss.

However, what worried Lin Qianan was that Xu Zhan still did not come back.

On the 20th, Xu Xin disappeared. He went out to look for it and then disappeared. On the 21st, Lin Qian'an called the Qing'an City Longzong Bureau. It is now the 24th, and there is still no news.

Thinking about it this way, it is very likely that he has encountered an accident.

Thinking of this, Lin Qianan suddenly couldn't sit still.

At the beginning, Xu Zhan helped him a lot. If nothing else, he didn't write well at first, and Xu Zhan didn't let him go after three months of rent arrears. He also took the initiative to point out his shortcomings as a reader. For this, Lin Qianan was already very grateful to him.

He hesitated whether he wanted to act.

It stands to reason that when the government has taken over, as an ordinary citizen, he doesn't know the situation very well, so he shouldn't think about it.

Moreover, he lives by the principle that the sky is falling and the tall one is standing up, and if he has no ability, he should not interfere blindly, and he does things with enthusiasm. What if he does something wrong?

Isn't that causing trouble for others?

"The tall one is holding it? What if you are the tallest group of people?" Lin Qianan suddenly smiled bitterly, then clenched his fists and muttered: "You may regret doing it, but you can do anything. If you don't do it, you will regret it even more!"

Lin Qian'an slightly adjusted his mentality, and immediately began to prepare.

He first went out to the flower and bird market. After walking around, he found a puppy who was a little more friendly and took out a hot dog for him to eat. While he was eating the hot dog, Lin Qianan quickly used the transparent The glue dipped a little dander from its nose, and the puppy barked and ran away in fright.

Afterwards, Lin Qianan went to the pharmacy to buy drops for the treatment of rhinitis.

After getting the two key items, Lin Qianan returned to the residence, took out a cup, put the transparent glue stained with the puppy's nose dander in the cup, and then added half a bottle of rhinitis drops. , added three spoons of sugar and water and began to stir using witch medicine refining technique.

A faint green light emerged from the cup, and after a while, a new bottle of witch medicine was refined by Lin Qian'an.

Perhaps because of the meditation for the past few days, he felt that although he was a little tired, he didn't have the same feeling of staying up for two or three nights in a row when he was refining witch medicine.

He looked at the green viscous liquid in the cup, and his expression became a little weird.

The effect of this witch medicine is to "enhance the sense of smell, clear the nose and relieve inflammation, and quench thirst".

His thinking is not wrong, it really is that simple to refine medicine.

But then again, it was too dark, and he really couldn't drink it.

After thinking about it, in order not to waste the efficacy of the medicine, Lin Qianan divided it into five pieces of disposable plastic test tubes prepared in advance.

After dividing, there was still a little bit left in the cup, and Lin Qianan gathered up the courage to pick up the cup and drank the snot-like witch medicine.

The entrance is a bit slippery, sticky, and sweet, and it's not as bad as I imagined.

Sure enough, adding sugar is right!

The next moment, he felt that his nose was much clearer, his breathing was much easier, and he could smell the odor in the toilet even across the living room.

The most outrageous thing is that in his mind he can even directly associate what his nose smells.

He frowned slightly and almost vomited.

Fortunately, his dosage was not large, and the effect gradually disappeared after less than two minutes. Otherwise, the feeling would be really unbearable.

And according to the duration of this medicine, the duration of one of his medicines should be about thirteen minutes.

Lin Qian'an nodded slightly, then sat cross-legged on the bed and began to meditate.

When he recovered completely, he went out to look for it.

Whether successful or not, he has at least acted.

In front of a torii in the Fox Fairy Theme Park near Shuangrong No. 2 Middle School.

The two men in black uniforms showed vigilant expressions, and walked in slowly. As they walked, the two were still talking.

"Liu team, Xiao Gao and the others disappeared here, you must be careful." Ding Yan said.

"It's up to you to say that in the face of abnormal events, you can't be too cautious." Liu Aiguo said.

The moment they passed the torii gate, the figures of the two suddenly disappeared.

The scene in front of them also changed from a park to a wild mountain forest, and in front of them was a dark path.

In an instant, Ding Yan and Liu Aiguo raised the guns in their hands back to back and began to look around.

"Xiao Ding, have you found anything?" Liu Aiguo asked.

Ding Yan's eyes flickered with blue light, and said, "It's not an illusion, it's all real."

"Then Xiao Gao and the others also disappeared here!" Liu Aiguo said with narrowed eyes.

"It should be. UU reading www.uukanshu.com" Ding Yan said.

"Is there any signal?" Liu Aiguo asked.

"There is no signal anymore, and I can no longer communicate with the outside world." Ding Yan looked at the phone with an ugly expression.

"Then go and see what the source is!" Liu Aiguo said.

Immediately, the two walked cautiously and slowly along this dark path.

After a while, they came to the end of the trail.

It was a temple, and it looked somewhat similar to the temple in Wano Kingdom.

The two looked at each other and nodded immediately.

The two walked in and saw six people lying on the ground in the temple.

Two of them are Xu Xin and Xu Zhan, and of the other four, two are members of the Qing'an Longzu Bureau, and two are tourists who come here to play.

Liu Aiguo and the two did not rush to call for their companions, but looked at the statue in the center of the temple.

It was an existence with a fox head and a human body.

The moment he looked at him, Liu Aiguo suddenly felt a little drowsy in his head and suddenly wanted to sleep.

"Be careful, don't look at it!" Liu Aiguo suddenly looked away and said to Ding Yan.

"Liu team, I'm so sleepy..." However, Ding Yan was already caught at this time, he struggled for a while, and then fell directly to the ground.

Liu Aiguo avoided the statue, turned his head to look to his side, and suddenly found a handsome man in white clothes with white hair and fox ears standing there.

"You...are...who..." Liu Aiguo closed his eyes and fell into a deep sleep before he could finish his words.

Looking at the fallen Liu Aiguo, the fox-eared man smiled and said, "Welcome to my shrine! I'll let you all get a good night's sleep."

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