My Stand-in is Steve Chapter 559

Chapter 559 Obviously, their physical fitness test is even more outrageous

Just heard a 'bang'.

The statue in front of Fang Mo's eyes was blown to pieces.

And this thing is genuine anyway, the evil god's anger exploded directly, almost knocking Fang Mo off the table.

"I'm here!"

Fang Mo was blown up and immediately uttered a foul language.

But when he turned around, he found that other people were more seriously affected.

The room was full of examinees, even including the proctors. Everyone was polluted by the old divinity at this moment, and their minds became disorganized.

I saw a naked strong man laying on the ground, laughing and struggling and bouncing non-stop, like a clown fish out of water, while the others were also full of madness, chanting some unknown meanings. The profanity whispered, and the whole examination room became chaotic like a group of demons dancing in an instant.

On the other side, Saitama, who was engrossed in the exam, was also attracted by the movement at the moment, and subconsciously looked up.

As a result, he was stunned when he saw it like this.

"This... Nani?"

Qiyu looked at the scene in front of him in a daze, but he quickly realized that he turned his head and looked at Fang Mo who was not far away: "Hey, Fang Mo, could it be that you made the noise?" Bar?"

"It's not me, don't talk nonsense."

Fang Mo heard this, and immediately began to blame: "This must be Miha... This must be the evil **** Cthulhu. If you have a chance to meet him, remember to give him a punch."

"So this is a weirdo invasion?"

Janos stood up from his seat when he heard what Fang Mo said, and looked around vigilantly: "It's really audacious to dare to attack the branch of the Heroes Association. I will wipe him out today..."

"No, Genos, don't listen to his nonsense."

Qiyu understood it unexpectedly, first reminded his apprentice, and then turned his head to look at Fang Mo: "What kind of Cthulhu are you talking about...but you obviously brought that statue in, right? And now it explodes, isn't it your fault?"

"Fuck, big brother, I'm going to be wronged to death, okay?"

Fang Mo heard this, and immediately wiped his face sadly: "Do you know how uncomfortable I am now? I am really a victim too!"

"this…"

Seeing Fang Mo's attitude full of grief and indignation, Qiyu seemed a little puzzled: "You really didn't do it?"

"It's all said that it's a good thing that the big fat octopus did."

Fang Mo immediately spread his hands and said, "I'm super angry now, okay? Damn it... If I can't find him for the time being, I will definitely chop off his head."

Yes, Fang Mo is indeed a little upset now.

After all, this Ke Zong is really a bit ungrateful, or this guy is too angry to wake up.

Fang Mo just wanted to get more download rights for the mod, but in the end, this guy kicked him out directly, and most importantly, he even blew up his statue.

You know, this statue is really troublesome to make.

Even in Steve's hands, there is only one statue of Cthulhu, and this statue was made by Shoggoth in MC, he never made it himself.

After all... this thing seems to have no other purpose other than charging.

But the problem is that Cthulhu actually blew up the statue, which means that Fang Mo will not be able to find him again for a long time.

In fact, there are still many statues in the Omuso dimension of MC, but Steve has no flying props yet, and Fang Mo is too lazy to explore there... After all, he has already cleared the Abyss Kingdom, and then study these It's useless, right?

"Damn, the more I think about it, the more angry I get..."

Thinking of this, Fang Mo couldn't control his anger: "Fuck, I will definitely make this into takoyaki next time..."

"Takoyaki? Where is the takoyaki?"

Fang Mo was talking here, but Dr. Kinos next to him also came over curiously: "So that weirdo named Cthulhu is a big octopus?"

"Strictly speaking, he is the **** and godfather of octopuses..."

Fang Mo explained casually, and then added: "But if you have to think so, it's fine."

"How do you know he's a big octopus?" After hearing this, Qiyu asked curiously, "Do you know him?"

"I haven't really met."

Fang Mo shook his head: "But I saw it in my dream."

"Have you met in a dream?" Qiyu suddenly thought of the underground king he had encountered when he heard this, and reminded him a little helplessly: "I advise you not to take things in your dreams too seriously...or you will be disappointed of."

"The dream I'm talking about isn't...forget it."

Fang Mo opened his mouth, but in the end he was too lazy to continue talking about this topic, so he simply changed the subject: "Speaking of which, our exam room is like this. The exam should have been terminated under the current situation, right?"

"well?"

Saitama seemed a little stunned after hearing this: "Did you mean to say..."

"That's right, teacher."

Hearing this, Genos nodded slowly: "Even the invigilators are crazy now, and our results are likely to be judged invalid."

"What... what!?"

Qiyu was shocked when he heard the words: "I just had a flash of inspiration just now, how can the test scores be invalidated!?"

And it was only when Saitama opened his mouth to speak.

Suddenly, a series of hurried footsteps sounded outside the examination room.

Immediately after the door was opened, a man in a snakeskin suit ran in from outside.

"Hey, everyone okay!"

As soon as the man in the suit opened the door, he immediately shouted anxiously, but when he saw Fang Mo and the others present, he was suddenly taken aback: "This...what? Where did the weirdo go?"

"Are you a hero of the... Association?"

Genos turned his head and glanced at the man in the suit, probably searching his own database, and quickly responded: "level hero, Snake of the Snake Fist."

"That's right, it's me."

The man in the snakeskin suit... or rather, Snake nodded, and then looked around vigilantly: "You should be the candidates for this examination of heroes, right? How about the other candidates, and what about the weirdo who destroyed the examination room? ?”

"he…"

"Oh, yes."

Before anyone else could speak, Fang Mo took the initiative to explain: "The weirdo who attacked the examination room... is actually called Cthulhu, and his body is not here. He just used a long-range attack technique. The statue used to worship the **** was blown up, and it also scared the other candidates crazy."

"Then why are you all right?"

Snake looked at the few people in front of him with some doubts: "Also... why do you still have to worship God for the written test?"

"Because I believe in metaphysics."

Fang Mo spread his hands: "It is up to man to plan things, but God to achieve them. I have had faith since I was a child. The hero exam is so important to me. Is it not too much for me to worship God?"

"this…"

Snake seemed to be taken aback when he heard the words.

But before he could speak, a voice suddenly came from the wireless earphone in his left ear.

"Huh? What?" Snake seemed a little surprised when he heard the content in the earphone, but he nodded quickly: "Okay... I understand."

Wait until the call is complete.

Snake also looked at the few people in front of him in a complicated manner.

"It stands to reason that the statue you use to worship will explode. This is not allowed."

Snake sighed helplessly: "But considering this matter is the fault of that weirdo, so I won't pursue it, and the time is almost up, you go and hand in the papers, I have to treat other candidates .”

"What?"

Saitama seemed a little surprised when he heard this: "Then... that means our written test scores won't be invalidated?"

"Written test scores are still valid."

Snake waved his hand with a bit of a headache: "Okay, let's go to the physical fitness test after handing in the paper."

"Phew, that's great."

Qiyu also heaved a sigh of relief when he heard the words, and then cheerfully waved to everyone: "Jenos, Fang Mo, Doctor, Gu Yi, let's go to the physical fitness test."

"Oh well."

Fang Mo nodded, and then walked out with Qiyu.

After leaving the examination room, several people also came to a long corridor, walked a little, and soon entered a spacious space similar to an indoor stadium.

Fang Mo looked around.

I found that there are indeed a lot of testing instruments here.

Although there are many equipments, the actual assessment content is surprisingly simple.

There is no project to fight against the heroes of the association. It is just a test of the examiner's physical fitness, such as speed, strength, endurance and other related values.

Since the Heroes Association has abundant financial resources, the examination room for testing physical fitness is quite spacious.

There is not much need for a few people to line up.

Go straight over and start the physical fitness test.

First of all, the first event is the 1,500-meter sprint, which is obviously a speed test event, a long runway, and then there are testers waiting at the end with a stopwatch and so on.

At the starting point of the runway, several people stood here with relaxed faces.

"ready, go!"

Soon, the staff shouted.

Then in the next second, the referenced people started to walk in the night, each showing their magical powers.

The one who bears the brunt of this is Saitama here. This guy is the ceiling of combat power in the world of One Punch. At this moment, he stepped on the ground and rushed out with a bang.

The tester at the finish line had already stepped on the finish line in the blink of an eye.

After that, Genos also launched a flame propulsion, and saw that behind him began to breathe fire, and the whole person rushed to the finish line like a missile head.

"Okay... so fast!"

Until this moment, the tester exclaimed belatedly.

But before he had time to think about it, an orange-red portal suddenly appeared at the end.

Then, under the shocked gaze of several staff members, Gu Yi walked out gracefully, and the whole process didn't even take a second.

Even on the other side of this portal.

The staff can also see the scenery at the other end of the starting line.

"this…"

To be honest, these staff members are all numb, and now they don't know how to judge this. The time taken by the other party is indeed very short, but... this is not running at all, okay?

But before the referees figured out how to judge.

A voice sounded at the finish line without warning.

"You're both slow to die."

The staff turned their heads subconsciously, only to find that there was an extra coffee table behind them at some point, and Fang Mo was washing the tea set with boiling water with a leisurely expression on his face: "I'm done masturbating now, come on, Let's have a drink during the break, and we have the next test later."

"Hey, isn't it time for tea?"

Seeing this, Qiyu also complained: "At least you should wait until the exam is over before drinking."

"After all the exams, you won't be in the mood to drink."

Fang Mo said, he took out a bag of MC tea and stuffed it into the pot, and then began to pour hot water into it: "Not to mention there are still people who haven't finished running... This time is enough for us to drink a pot of tea."

"Is there anyone else who hasn't finished?"

Qiyu turned his head and took a look when he heard the words, only to see Genos also cross the finish line: "Nonsense, didn't Genos finish the run?"

"It's not Genos, it's Genos."

Gu Yi heard this, but kindly reminded Qiyu.

"Um?"

After hearing this, Saitama looked up and found that Genos was gritting his teeth and running forward. However, his physical fitness was really weak. He had just run more than 100 meters at the moment, and he seemed to be a little unable to run.

"Excuse me, please bring me a cup of tea."

Seeing this scene, Saitama also turned around helplessly and said something.

"Look, I'll just say it." Fang Mo picked up the teapot with a smile, and said while pouring tea for Qiyu: "The doctor ran a thousand and five, which is enough for me to roll ten rounds."

"...you didn't **** in the cup, did you?"

Gu Yi asked.

"Pfft!" The tea that Saitama just put into his mouth sprayed all over the floor.

"If you smack me again, I'll tear off your skull and use it as a teacup." Fang Mo's face also darkened when he heard this, saying that Gu Yi has obviously skinned a lot recently.

So in the end it's because of a different world.

Or does your own power really affect the consciousness of others?

"Although I don't quite understand what you are talking about..." Genos who just walked over seemed a little puzzled, but soon he sat down on his knees politely: "But Mr. Fang Mo, please bring me a cup of tea."

In short, under Fang Mo's operation, several people drank tea leisurely here.

But the staff who witnessed the whole test process couldn't calm down. At this moment, they all looked at the four people on the tea table in shock, feeling like their eyes would pop out.

You want to say Saitama is fast, right?

At least he really ran with his feet.

And that strange bald head, although she used some kind of ability... But at least everyone can understand the principle of increase, it should be something like a portal.

But Fang Mo, none of the staff present could see clearly how he appeared, and they couldn't even see clearly after checking the surveillance, it felt as if he appeared there in an instant.

Recently, the one named Zhang Wei is so popular. It feels like everyone is scolding her. The intensity of her words even reminds me of another person with the same name. The blood book of thousands of people suggests that the two get married!

(end of this chapter)

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