My Stand-in is Steve Chapter 478

Chapter 478 As long as he is happy? Just pamper him!

"Considering that your legs are sound, you can't match the title of a wheelchair man."

Fang Mo cheerfully took out a giant hammer from behind: "So I can break your legs for you, so that you are a veritable wheelchair man."

"Sorry, I have never recognized the title of wheelchair man."

Strange directly refused: "And to be honest, I think it is a very immoral behavior to ridicule other people's physical defects and take pleasure in it."

"It's stupid to restrict a person only with morality, because not everyone is moral."

Fang Mo was not angry, but spread his hands cheerfully and said, "Actually, I understood a truth very early on, it is useless to really stop a person by just condemning him, you have to hit him. "

Yes, what he said is true.

After all, this is something Fang Mo has personally experienced.

His hometown is in Dowry Province. He didn't feel much when he was a child, but when he grew up, he had a girlfriend, but the progress was not satisfactory, so he split up.

But later, when he went to work in other places, he quarreled with his colleagues.

That colleague is usually very annoying, acrimonious, sloppy and lustful, and always likes to be greedy for petty gains. One day, he almost spit on Fang Mo's shoes. After being sprayed by the other party with the phrase "Have you saved enough TM bridesmaids?"

At that time, Fang Mo's mother had just recovered from a serious illness, and he couldn't help it on the spot after hearing this. He grabbed her and beat her straight from the office to the toilet, almost sparing her shit.

There were also many colleagues who wanted to persuade Fang Mo not to fight, saying that he would have to pay for the damage, but Fang Mo was furious at the time, and directly yelled back that if he couldn't do it, he would pay with a lottery. It turned out that after this incident, this colleague unexpectedly became honest.

Of course I lost money later, but the other party didn't dare to open their mouths.

Later, Fang Mo heard other colleagues mention this matter, saying that the guy seemed to think that Fang Mo was a lunatic, and was afraid that if he provoked Fang Mo, he would trade with him to the limit, so he gave up.

Facts have proved that only strength is the last word.

Power, wealth, or anything that can shut other people's mouths will do.

Everyone in the world knows that the sage Confucius convinced people with virtue, but they don't know that Confucius was nine feet six inches tall, with a face like a mask, and traveled around the world for fourteen years without ever being in danger.

This nine feet six inches is more than two meters high, and Mengla is also the **** of evil faces used to drive away ghosts in ancient times. Even the thick city gate Confucius can break open with his bare hands. Changes, when the sage traveled around the world for many years without encountering danger, it is obviously impossible to just use lip service.

Hearing the Tao in the morning, will he die in the evening?

If you know the way to your house in the morning, you will die at night!

It is true to convince people with virtue, but you must be strong enough for others to sit down and listen to your reasoning.

After hearing what Fang Mo said, Strange was also silent for a while, and then couldn't help but said: "Actually, I understand the truth, but I really can't beat you now."

"Hey, I'm actually just joking with my friends."

Fang Mo smiled and patted Strange on the shoulder: "It's about fun...can this be called wickedness? What I told you before was also a joke. You guys, don't worry too much about it."

I have to say that after hearing what Fang Mo said, Strange really felt a lot better inside.

In fact, after experiencing these things, he can more or less see that the other party promised to treat his arm and he did. He also gave him a magic chair that can fly. This thing must be very precious, so maybe the other party I really just like to make jokes, but I treat my friends very sincerely.

"I…"

Thinking of this, Strange also planned to speak to Fang Mo.

But before he could say anything, Fang Mo here said meanly again: "Hey, the main reason is that you are not familiar with me now...you will know when you are familiar with me, the whole multiverse I dare to admit that the second is wicked, so I guess only Deadpool Wade dares to admit that the first is wicked."

"What?"

Strange was taken aback.

"I tricked white people into getting on streetlights and black people out of fields."

I saw Fang Mo with a proud smile on his face: "I have caught African chiefs, bragged, cut tumors, and collected meat, but the most amazing thing is to form a group with my son to kill his own father... It is a living planet."

Strange fell silent again after hearing this.

"Isn't it impolite for you to rap directly in front of us?" Nick Fury, who was next to him, complained directly when he heard this: "How did you come up with so many wicked and rhyming words in an instant? ?”

"Don't worry, you have a chance too."

Fang Mo smiled and turned around and patted Nick Fury on the shoulder: "On the day of the first seven in ancient times, you can rap for them on the spot at Karma Taj, so that the group of oriental mages can also see the characteristics of our country."

"Is it just a rap section?"

Nick Fury said calmly: "I thought you wanted me to perform shootings, smoking powder, police killing thieves, and demonstrations for black rights, **** animals and vegetarianism."

"Hahahahahaha."

Fang Mo laughed directly after hearing this: "It has to be you."

However, unlike Fang Mo's happiness, Strange was stunned after listening to it, and then he couldn't help but put his hand on his forehead and said, "Wait... let's not take out this shameful feature." Did you perform?"

"My friend, you still don't understand."

Nick Fury turned his head and glanced at Strange, then sighed earnestly: "His happiness is more important than anything else."

"ha?"

Strange was stunned again after hearing this, and then first glanced at Nick Fury, then at Fang Mo: "You guys are..."

"You can understand me as a sacrifice to the gods."

After all, Nick Fury is the head of the secret service, and his temporary reaction ability is really terrifying. He reacted instantly before the other party asked the question, and interrupted directly: "But the **** I serve is not only the **** of creation, but also the **** of destruction. God, so it is very important to make him happy, do you understand me when I say that?"

"All right."

Strange understood this time, and nodded directly: "It seems that it is not easy for you."

"It's not me, it's us."

Nick Fury said: "In fact... the entire Avengers is like this, so we need new teammates like you."

"Sorry, I'm not interested in this."

Strange refused without even thinking about it: "I just promised a friend to become the supreme mage, and there is no way I can work for another organization."

“We never play for anyone.”

Nick Fury explained: "The Avengers have always been committed to protecting the safety of the earth. This seems to coincide with your mission. After we become allies, we can join hands to carry out this mission."

"But you didn't seem to make a move today, did you?"

Strange spread his hands and said, "I really don't plan to join other organizations at the moment. In fact, I still have a lot of things to deal with..."

"We have alien gods, genius scientists, and super soldiers in our camp, which can facilitate you in many ways, such as high-tech that mages are not good at." Nick Fury did not seem to give up, and continued to say : "And most importantly, we can help you share the torture from him."

Having said that, Nick Fury raised his finger to Fang Mo who was watching the play next to him.

"…ah?"

Fang Mo immediately protested when he saw this: "Hey, this is none of my business?"

However, what Fang Mo didn't expect was that Strange, who had been refusing all this time, seemed to be a little moved after hearing this, and looked up at Nick Fury after thinking for a while.

"OK, deal."

Strange directly raised his hand and stretched it out: "My name is Strange, but I don't like being called a mage. You can call me... well, Doctor Strange."

"OK."

Nick Fury reached out and shook his hand directly: "Doctor, welcome to the Avengers."

"Thanks."

Strange nodded.

After Strange agreed to join the Avengers, the two sides were considered to be in the same camp, so Nick Fury also had a brief exchange with him.

The two parties mainly discussed the aftermath.

Strange said that he used time magic to solve the problem of nuclear bombs and radioactive dust, but because the two demon gods fought here, the collision of different dimensions caused time and space to be very weak, so his time magic is difficult to affect the citizens of New York.

This means that the vast majority of citizens remember what happened before.

They remembered that two nuclear bombs had been dropped here, and they also remembered what Sargeras said, and most importantly, they hated those politicians.

Nick Fury actually has a headache about this.

Although he doesn't want to show his face anymore, if this matter is not handled well, the public opinion may ferment to a terrible level, so he can only go to the President of Magnesia to go to the line.

After all, although Strange has mastered a lot of magic, he is only a mage after all, and he doesn't understand those disgusting political games in Congress.

In short, it will be very fast.

The two sides discussed the countermeasures for the aftermath.

Nick Fury himself, to wreak havoc with those damned politicians.

Although Fang Mo's self-directed and self-acted Sargeras did scare many people and caused a lot of trouble, but to be honest, it is indeed a very beneficial bargaining chip for the Avengers.

At least this group of politicians saw it with their own eyes.

Without the Avengers, no one would be able to stop these world-destroying threats.

The work of repairing the barriers of the three temples is undoubtedly handed over to the current supreme mage Strange. The temples must not be easily destroyed by others.

In fact, no matter whether it is persuading the Congress or finding ways to strengthen the enchantment of the three temples, this is undoubtedly a very time-consuming matter.

But Fang Mo only gave them six days each.

Of course his reason is also very simple and rude, that is, no one is allowed to miss the first seven of that old thing.

For this matter, he even planned to make a special trip to Ego, preparing to pull out characters including pets, aborigines, avengers, other worlds, and even Ancient One himself, and then find a place to temporarily preview a few times Besides.

(end of this chapter)

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