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Male God Is Always Targeted Chapter 077

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Chapter 077
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Chapter 077: Beloved Courtier, this is the land that I(Imperial) have conquered for you 2.31

 

Luo Ling’s mind froze for a second.

Why was he going to be pushed down again?

It was not scientific.

However, the facts told him that it was that simple and crude.

Pushing away the person on top of him with all his strength, Luo Ling said in a rapid tone, “I remember that Your Majesty agreed yesterday to let me be on top!”

Motherf**ker, how could this person be so heavy?

Luo Ling couldn’t push Murong Jiu away.

Murong Jiu kept moving and groaned back, “Beloved Courtier, don’t worry. Zhen will definitely do what was promised. Zhen will definitely let you be on top.”

Although Murong Jiu said these words, Luo Ling still felt suspicious in his heart.

Luo Ling didn’t stop pushing him. So much so that Luo Ling exerted his strength because he wanted to turn the person on top of his body over and make himself be on top.

It was just that…

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“Are you a pig? No wait, pigs are lighter than you.”

Luo Ling was feeling aggrieved and indignant.

But he would never admit that his strength was inferior to Murong Jiu. It was purely a matter of perspective.

Even though the dragon chair was spacious, they could only half-lie down on it.

Luo Ling’s posture at the moment was that his upper body was on the dragon chair, as his head resting on the armrest and his hand propped himself up with the backrest.

There was no place for him to place his left hand. In addition, Luo Ling’s right hand was held again, making him unable to exert any force. As a result, Luo Ling couldn’t shake off the person on top of him at all.

In addition, his legs were lying down on the ground. Even if Luo Ling wanted to kick Murong Jiu off, Luo Ling’s kick wouldn’t hit the target.

Heart-stifling.

“Beloved Courtier, if Zhen is a pig, wouldn’t you have been dug up by a pig?”

Murong Jiu took the time to raise his head and stare at Luo ling’s beautiful angry eyes that were flushed red with anger. Murong Jiu calmly replied with the above words.

“!!!” Luo Ling’s struggling movements stopped.

A saying popped into his mind, ‘a good cabbage has been dug up by a pig.’1

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Murong Jiu took advantage of Luo Ling’s distraction to directly pick up the person and place him on the table full of memorials.

Standing in front of Luo Ling, Murong Jiu quickly took off his clothes with his hands.

When Luo Ling returned to his senses and wanted to stop Murong Jiu, it was already too late.

Murong Jiu had completely seized the opportunity and ate him thoroughly.

That day, the two of them tried a variety of positions and places in the Qinzheng Hall.

The Imperial Desk, the dragon chair, the small couch, the window edge, the ground, the pillar, and the door.

Luo Ling fainted twice in the midst of it.

In the end, he cried for mercy and agreed to a lot in an utter mess.

Luo Ling laid on the couch and was being fed. Luo Ling didn’t even want to move a finger.

Luo Ling was even more unwilling to let the bowl of glutinous rice porridge in front of him leave his sight.

Now he completely couldn’t directly look at this place.

Especially the dragon chair and the Imperial Desk.

It really was…

When Luo Ling thought of what happened here, his face flushed and his ears reddened in shame.

“Beloved Courtier, look, didn’t Zhen keep the promise very well?”

His Majesty Murong Jiu, who had eaten a full meal of meat bone, seemed to have a dog tail behind him, friskily wagging in extreme happiness.

If he didn’t say this, it would have been alright, but Luo Ling was angry when Murong Jiu mentioned it now.

Gritting his teeth, Luo Ling spoke with a fake smile on his face, “Your Majesty really keeps his promises! Grr.”

He didn’t even want to recall what happened today. It was vexing.

Murong Jiu acted as if he didn’t hear Luo Ling’s displeasure and beamed as he curried favor.

“Beloved Courtier, in two days, Zhen will take you to the battlefield to have some fun.”

He knew that Luo Ling wanted to personally participate in the attack towards Chuliu Kingdom.

So much that Luo Ling wanted to slice through the enemy, Chuliu Yun, with his own hands.

Sure enough, Luo Ling shifted his attention and immediately asked, “There’s going to be a battle?”

Murong Jiu nodded his head, “Mn, those 300,000 troops have arrived at our border and launched an attack. Chuliu Yui should be thinking that his plan is going to succeed.”

“It’s just that…”

“It’s just that they have been trapped in the mountains for a few days. After crossing the mountains, they are already exhausted. They are challenging their enemy only to purely dig their own grave.”

Luo Ling quickly took over the conversation.

“Mwa~” Murong Jiu held Luo Ling’s face and gave him a fierce kiss. Murong Jiu spoke in praise.

 

Footnotes The known saying is “a good cabbage has been dug up by pigs” (好白菜被猪拱了!)You can find also, “一龙一猪”with the meaning: “One is very capable, the other extremely incompetent.” Even in Chinese, that expression has the meaning of “the couple is not a good match.” Although the known translation used is “dug up”, the character used for it should actually mean that thing pigs do with their nose, using their nose like a shovel when they eat.

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