Live Broadcast: One Sentence At The Beginning Of The School Flower Crying
/ Live Broadcast: One Sentence At The Beginning Of The School Flower Crying Chapter 85
Points are rising.
Xu Muge was in a good mood and decided to read two emails and be happy.
The audience had been swiping Xu Muge to play this game, but when they heard that they wanted to read the email, they didn't say anything.
This show is interesting.
Anyway, it's not a fan routine Xu Muge, or Xu Muge critiques fans, and others watch the fun.
Xu Muge gave them ten minutes to send emails, and then randomly selected emails to read.
First letter.
"Hello Mu, I have a friend..."
When I see this beginning, I understand everything and make friends out of nothing.
"This friend's friend, we'll just call this friend for short, the email will directly replace the word "friend" with the word "me", which is convenient for everyone to read."
"Two months ago, my girlfriend was admitted to the civil service, and that night she played a video with me. I said congratulations to her for passing, and she said we should break up. At that time, I was completely stupid, Brain buzzing."
"In the past two months, I have been in a daze every day, as if I have lost three souls and six souls, I am really sad, can Brother Mu enlighten me?"
The content of the email is also very simple, that is, the girlfriend broke up with him after he was admitted to the civil service.
Xu Muge took a sip and cleared her throat.
"Brother, don't be sad, don't bully the poor in Hedong for 30 years, then you will make a fortune, drive a luxury car, live in a luxury house, when she sees all this, she will regret it fat I cried every time."
"How? Is this comfort appropriate?"
Xu Muge's smiling face returned to normal instantly.
"Unfortunately, this is the plot in Shuangwen's novel. In reality, there is a high probability that she will find a boyfriend with much better conditions than you by virtue of her iron job, get married, have a child, And you're still messing around."
Points +300
"You shout, don't bully the middle-aged and the poor, don't bully the old and the poor, until the dead are the greatest."
Points +300
"It's still very sad for two months, you have raised it for ten years, and you won't be sad for two months when the dog that has been with you for ten years dies? A person without any blood relationship, Abandoning you, are you still sad?"
"If you don't have the ability to learn from others, you are nothing."
Points +400
Xu Muge's output, directly in front of the screen, told the fan who sent the email to cry.
"Woo woo woo, Brother Mu, I was wrong, stop talking."
"Hahahahaha, I laughed."
"I like Brother Mu so much to crit fans, provided this person can't be me."
"Sure enough, human happiness is built on the pain of others."
"Brother Mu, let's publish a book."
"Don't, if Brother Mu writes a book, he will be a second Dugu dog."
After this one.
Xu Muge picked up the apple on the side and ate it.
Continue to find a second email to read.
Some people who send e-mails like to make trouble, and they have sent illegal videos, pictures or jokes.
These are the "learning materials" that the people who Xu Muge's trumpet "black-hearted old driver" deceived really want.
Xu Muge first looked outside the live broadcast screen, and then pulled it into the live broadcast screen after confirming that there was no problem.
"You people, if you don't study well every day, what are you sending me! These study materials will be blocked when they are released in the live broadcast room."
"Let's read the mail first, and then I'll go and study slowly."
A screen full of question marks in the live room.
Don't share good things with you?
Just eating alone?
Hearing his words, Pei Houwang next to him hurriedly volunteered.
"Brother Mu! You know me, I like learning the most! I wish I could live in the classroom, you must send me a copy of these learning materials!"
Yan Li followed up: "And me, I feel uncomfortable if I don't study for a day!"
"Me too!"
The three of them are more positive than the other.
I'm in a hurry for some LSPs in the live broadcast room.
Xu Muge quickly found a second email that could be read.
"I sometimes wonder, what is the meaning of my life, is it like this, eating, going to school, playing games and sleeping every day."
"After graduation, work 9-5, work overtime, travel two or three times a year, buy a house, work for a bank, get married, have children, and eventually die?"
I started to think about life.
Xu Muge rested his chin with his left hand, "Did you just read a lot of study materials and finish your needlework?"
After all, most ordinary people only think about life in the time of the sage.
"Do you know how many people have no food and clothing, and can't afford to go to school? There are no games to play, and how many people have not traveled well in their lives?"
"What you despise is what some people dream of."
"If you really think this kind of life is boring, you can also skip the middle and die."
This letter and the person described in the previous letter have one thing in common, which is hypocritical.
When Xu Muge met this kind of person, he would spray without saying a word.
He sprayed it so well, and the audience in the live broadcast room also enjoyed it.
"Well said!"
"I also thought the same after reading it, but it is absolutely not as sharp as Mu brother said, so straightforward!"
"I haven't endured hardships, I haven't experienced social beatings, I have lived under the care of my parents since I was a child, I don't know where I read some spiritual insights, so I just put it there to be hypocritical and endless, Brother Mu sprayed it is good!"
"I finally understand why people like reading emails."
Fortunately, there was no similar hypocritical person in the subsequent emails.
Xu Muge read it at eleven o'clock and stopped broadcasting.
Just now he saw a lot of learning materials in the emails, of all types, and even sent them directly to learning websites.
This gave Xu Muge a crooked idea.
He found a video of a training institution teaching Japanese on the Internet, and mosaiced the people who spoke the video.
Then upload the two-hour video to a website with various learning materials.
There are three tabs, Domestic, Classroom, and Teaching Japanese.
After finishing, Xu Muge went to sleep.
The video he uploaded was seen by many lsp.
They saw this tag, and they downloaded it without saying a word.
After the download is complete.
Draw the curtains, close the door, and put on your headphones.
Open the learning video.
I watched it for five minutes and was still lecturing.
"Yo! This story is quite long."
I don't usually fast forward when I like to watch the plot, just watch it quietly.
I watched it for another ten minutes, still lecturing.
"I wipe! Is the plot a little too long!"
I watched for another fifteen minutes, still lecturing.
Nothing's wrong, fast forward to the last minute.
Why are you still lecturing.
This is not the study material he wants to see at all, but the real study material!
Gan!
Points +1000
There are many people who are deceived.
They commented below the video.
"Slot! Don't watch it! This is not what you think, this is a lecture video!"
"I was so stunned that I watched the Japanese pronunciation for ten minutes, and thought it was necessary for the plot!"
"Which dog thing uploaded the video! I really want to chop him with a knife!"
Look at the account name, a black-hearted old driver.
Chapter end
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