Live Broadcast: One Sentence At The Beginning Of The School Flower Crying Chapter 324

Xu Muge prefers to read emails to pierce the hearts of the audience.

"Hello Faun, I'm nineteen years old this year, but I don't feel it at all. I want to ask, what does it feel like to be an adult?"

This question is rather esoteric.

Xu Muge thought about it and gave him a simple answer.

"You should have played on the trampoline when you were a child. When you fell on the trampoline, because everyone was still jumping, you couldn't stand up at all. This is what an adult feels like."

After Xu Muge finished speaking, she felt that it was not perfect and added another sentence.

"No, at least you have teachers and parents to protect your safety when you are young, but no one will care about you when you are an adult."

The first paragraph is a knife, which penetrates into the hearts of the audience.

Points +336

Points +410

Xu Muge felt that one was not enough, so she found another.

"Hello Mushen, I passed my 30th birthday last month, and it's my 30th birthday. My family has been urging me to get married, but I've been too lazy to find a partner. set."

"I didn't think about getting married or raising children, and I was already planning to die alone, so I just wanted to ask, when I die, no one will burn paper for me. Will the following be impoverished?"

In recent years, the marriage rate has continued to decline, but the divorce rate has been rising, and there are fewer and fewer newborns.

There are many situations like him who do not want to get married.

However, what he said earlier was very good, but suddenly he came to the last corner and turned around to this issue.

Then Xu Muge only answered this question.

"Don't worry, maybe you're used to being poor at the top, and the same goes for being poor below. Besides, in case someone goes to the wrong grave."

"And if you live long enough, after you get down there, there will be quite a lot of relatives down there, and you can gnaw on the old at that time."

Pfft.....

After Xu Muge said this, the audience in the live broadcast room was already laughing crazy.

"It's too showy to be used to being poor!"

"Isn't that what I'm talking about? I'm gnawing on the top, and I'm still gnawing on the bottom!"

"Please stop."

"Faun's understanding of adults is too unique! That's how I feel now, I'm overwhelmed by life, and no one has helped me. It's really hard."

"I feel that the Faun is more handsome when he doesn't speak."

"I thought about it when I didn't listen to the Faun reading the email, but when I actually heard it, it was very uncomfortable."

Xu Muge then read it for another half an hour.

It's already eleven o'clock, and I'm going to sleep with the last one.

So Xu Muge chose one emotional aspect in his last letter. At the earliest, he read emails, and the label was Emotional Master, which is called not forgetting the original intention.

"Hello streamer, I want to tell you a story."

"There was a female college student, at a campus event, a rich second generation fell in love with her at first sight, and pursued her stubbornly, but unfortunately she has a boyfriend."

"In order not to let the rich second generation continue to bother herself, she shaved her head and told others that she had cancer. I didn't expect her boyfriend to believe it and broke up with her."

"But after this rich second generation knew about it, she still chased after her, and decided to go bankrupt and also help her treat her illness. The girls were moved by the rich second generation, and they finally came together."

Xu Muge read while reading, and after reading it, he snorted and laughed.

"I can give you a name for your story, it's called the dream of an older leftover girl."

Girls like to listen to this kind of story that they think is very romantic and perfect. By the way, they bring themselves into the heroine for a while.

The same is true for boys, of course.

Xu Muge said: "I will tell you a story too."

"There is a young man who has graduated for two years. He works as a security guard in the community. He does his duty every day and does his job well."

"One day a beautiful and intellectual rich lady lost something. He helped him find it all day and night. The rich lady was very moved and pursued him, but he thought they were not suitable and refused."

"The rich woman was attracted by his special temperament and liked him even more. She gave him food and drink every day, and accompanied him on duty patrol. In the end, he was moved, and the two had lovers. Families eventually."

After Xu Muge finished speaking, she knocked on the table.

"Those girls who think that they can pursue themselves with a monthly income of more than 100,000 yuan, are handsome and rich and need time to spend with them, and boys who often say that they don't want to work hard and want to find a rich woman, Feel your **** and think about it, are you very good? Is there anything special? Why do people like you? Are you worthy?"

"Wake up my friends, it's okay to have a dream once in a while, but don't take it seriously."

Points +555

Xu Muge has more than one million viewers in the live broadcast room, and there are quite a few such people.

His remarks were like a gatling slap in their hearts, piercing holes and making them miserable.

"The old heart is ironed!"

"Woooooooooo, why did you want to smash my dream!!"

"While this is the reality, it does sound sad."

"Thank you, Faun, I was very sleepy at the moment, but now I am refreshed!"

"The anchor is too absolute, what if a rich blind woman sees me?"

"And then I'll give you a steel ball fire-roasted egg."

Old audiences may be used to it, because of the recent Olympic men's basketball team, new audiences who know and pay attention to Xu Muge have experienced such a thing.

Xu Muge people are all down, they haven't recovered yet.

Turn off the computer, just as Xu Muge lay on the bed, a few messages came.

Liang Ruixue asked: "Do you really have the confidence to win tomorrow? I don't want to hold a concert, I'm so tired."

She sent a flag before, originally only to support Xu Muge, but she didn't expect to be stabbed in the back by him, and she even took a screenshot and posted it.

Xu Muge replied: "I can only say that the world is uncertain, you and I are both dark horses."

Liang Ruixue pouted, "If you really win, you have to be my guest at my concert!"

Xu Muge agreed, "Yes."

In addition to her, there was Lou Zhanlei and the four of them, eating Aite Xu madrigal in the dormitory group.

Wei Hanzhong: "Brother Mu doesn't have any other tricks that are useless, right?"

Yan Li: "If I really win, what if I shave my head!"

Pei Houwang: "I was dragged up by you guys. Next month, I have an appointment with a female netizen to meet with a bald head. How can I meet people!!"

Xu Muge: "Then you can pray that we lose."

Pei Houwang persuaded, "Don't, don't, I think bald heads are pretty good too, the real handsome guy is to be able to control bald heads and short heads!"

If this lets others know that they are praying for the men's basketball to lose, he is afraid that he will not be able to hang out on the Internet in the future, so how can he fall in love online!

Chapter end

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