Live Broadcast: One Sentence At The Beginning Of The School Flower Crying
/ Live Broadcast: One Sentence At The Beginning Of The School Flower Crying Chapter 26
This situation occurs mainly because Xu Muge is the first time to bring goods live, and he has no experience.
Secondly, he considered that this was the sample given by the merchant, and they should all be the best, so he did not check in advance and started directly.
I didn't expect it to go wrong.
But it's probably by chance.
Lou Zhanlei handed him another.
Xu Muge said: "It was an accident just now, everyone just pretended that you didn't see anything, let's take a look at this, this is definitely..."
Xu Mu Ge was dumbfounded again after taking it apart.
The black block just now was the size of a thumb. The size of this black block is almost the same size as a table tennis ball.
"What's the matter! Look again."
After that, Lou Zhanlei gave him two consecutively, all of which were similar.
Xu Muge turned to look at him.
Are you kidding me?
Lou Zhanlei spread his hands and replied with his eyes: "I don't know what's going on, I'll just take one and hand it to you, I didn't expect that there will be problems with all of them."
"Cough."
Xu Muge coughed twice and explained: "This orange, the main reason is that it's been on for too long, when I started school, no, it wasn't live broadcast at that time, it was a week ago Just arrived at our dormitory, we haven't opened the box, and the weather is hot."
"That's why..."
He was halfway through.
Pei Houwang ran back from the bedroom.
"Hey Mu brother, is this what you want to bring? Why didn't you arrive a few minutes earlier, I just finished eating a while ago."
Xu Muge and Lou Zhanlei looked at him speechlessly.
The atmosphere was very awkward for a while.
2333 full screen in the live room.
"Hahahaha, are you trying to laugh at me to death and inherit my unfinished homework!"
"Whether it's acting or not, the show is full of effects."
"This cat has only five lives left."
"If I'm embarrassed by Brother Mu's toes, I'll snap out of an airport!"
"Although Brother Mu is embarrassed, we were very happy to see it."
Xu Muge said it lazily.
He got up and stood in front of the box.
"I don't believe it, none of them are good!"
The four of them were disassembled one by one. There were more than a dozen oranges in a box, and three of them were all right.
Xu Muge took the largest of them and walked to the computer.
"The bad ones must have been stored for a long time. As long as they are not bad, they should still be quite sweet."
Xu Muge cut it into four pieces with a knife and took a bite.
Hi! !
Following the body shake, it seems like an electric shock, and it seems like a epilepsy.
This scene made Lou Zhanlei, who was about to eat, stop instantly, looking at the orange in his hand, at a loss.
Xu Muge took a sip of water and said, "Whoever is unhappy, send the remaining two oranges."
"Wei Hanzhong likes to eat sour food, give it to him," said Yan Li and left the dormitory with the orange.
In front of everyone, Xu Muge took out his mobile phone and called the orange business.
"You have a grudge against me, don't you?"
"No mistakes, no mistakes, don't talk about those useless, I will refund the deposit to you now, don't ask me in the future, go to scourge other anchors."
Hang up the phone, Xu Muge refunded the 10,000 deposit.
Although the car overturned, but watching the barrage in the live room, the program effect is still very good.
"Wei Hanzhong: We have no injustice and no enmity, why do you hurt me so much!"
"I never imagined that Brother Mu would also roll over one day."
"My brother Mu will definitely have a place in the collection of famous scenes with goods overturning in the future!"
"It is recommended to expose the business information to prevent them from continuing to deceive people."
Xu Muge took a few more sips of water and slowed down.
Look at the box of snail powder.
"If you haven't eaten, each of you will have a bowl, and we will eat together."
Pei Houwang and Lou Zhanlei shook their heads quickly.
"We ate."
Yan Li's face was bitter and tangled.
He didn't eat, but he was afraid, afraid that this would also overturn.
A hungry meal is small, and a bad stomach is big!
Xu Muge said: "Don't worry, oranges are fruits, and there are many reasons for them to go bad. This is snail powder. There are brands and stores, but at most they are unpalatable."
Yan Li thinks about it carefully, but if it tastes bad, he can accept it.
So he went to pick up the hot water, and the two of them soaked a bowl each.
The lids were closed at the beginning, they felt ok, soaked for a few minutes, when they both opened the two lids.
The unique odor spreads to the whole bedroom instantly.
It's like someone's fart that has been smothered for days and suddenly released.
"Gan! It tastes great!"
"It stinks! I just heard people say that snail powder is smelly, but I didn't expect it to be so smelly!"
Xu Muge said: "It's okay, the more stinky it is, the more authentic it is, just like stinky tofu, I won't eat it if it's not stinky."
"Makes sense!"
Xu Muge and Yan Li were sitting in front of the computer with a bowl each.
Hot and smelly.
At this moment, Wei Hanzhong came over from the bedroom.
He came to thank Xu Muge for the oranges he sent.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he entered the bedroom, his brows instantly wrinkled.
"Fuck! Who the four of you are **** in the bedroom! Why is it so stinky!"
Yan Li pointed silently, "It's not shit, it's snail powder."
Wei Hanzhong suddenly realized, pinched his nose and said, "Cow! I'll come back when the smell of your bedroom dissipates."
After saying that, he ran away.
Hearing their conversation, the audience in the live broadcast room couldn't hold back instantly.
"Hahahaha..."
"Help, I am a cat with nine lives. I laughed and died five lives in this live broadcast room, and there are only four left!"
"I just took a sip of water, and after listening to this guy's words, the water was sprayed all over the place."
"Fortunately, I'm smart. I haven't eaten or drank water at the moment, but my stomach hurts a little when I laugh."
"It's more hilarious than most comedy movies."
Smells a little stinky.
After eating it, Xu Muge thought the taste was good. No wonder the sales of snail noodles are so good on the Internet.
Yan Li ate with confidence after hearing what he said.
"Hey, it's alright."
Lou Zhanlei and Pei Houwang on the side looked at each other.
"Let me try it too."
"Really good."
Two bowls were not enough for the two of them at all, and after two more bowls, they were almost seven full.
It's just that their dormitory smells even better.
Because the door was not closed, someone passed by the door of their bedroom and immediately exclaimed.
"Wood grass! What's wrong with this dormitory! Why is it so stinky!"
"Maybe the urinal is blocked."
The four of them were embarrassed.
Lou Zhanlei said: "Hurry up and close the door."
"Don't, it's slower after closing the door," Xu Muge said quickly.
Lou Zhanlei was speechless, "What should I do?"
Xu Muge said: "Open the doors and windows, let's go downstairs and walk around and wait for half an hour before coming back."
"There is no one in the bedroom, is the door open like this?" Yan Li asked.
Xu Muge said nonchalantly: "With the current situation in our dormitory, who will come in?"
"Also."
So they left the dormitory at ease.
Chapter end
|
Report
|
|
Donate
Oh o, this user has not set a donation button.
|
